I went to Lockheed today and tried to buy an F-35 and they started in on that crap that I need flying lessons and a pilots license and military fighter jet training... blah blah blah.. whatever
@coldfarted i went with the wikipedia article's estimate of "total program cost...per aircraft" and added $10 million as room for negotiation. i liked the "muscle plane days" comment - they don't make them like they used to.
I like Boeing too, but Lockheed makes makes the Corvettes of the skies. Too bad you can't go down to your dealer and by an SR-71 Blackbird anymore.. Those were the good old muscle plane days.
@Fleetfox10 if your f-22 is still under warranty, you can take it into any authorized lockheed martin dealership. we will do our best to service your vehicle and have you back in the skies asap. we never forget who we're working for.
I love when people post comments that has nothing to do with the video at hand. Here is a solution....JUST WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO....have a laugh...or leave
@shooteraod You're getting a little too upset over a VIDEO that was posted on YOUTUBE. Go take a valium or something, have a drink, and calm the fuck down.
@xoneverwantedme ABSOLUTELY necessary. It sucks when you worship OSUCKA-OBAMA or when you dress a TURD up like OSUCKA-OBAMA. What you dont realize is that no matter how refined you make a turd...you still have a turd. This is something you are going to have to deal with LIBERAL. And with all of us being Infidels, the damn Muslems want to cut our heads off...according to their beliefs. Now if you think you are safe from this because you like OSUCKA-OBAMA...then you are totally nuts.
@shooteraod I think the greater danger is Obama fails most his pledges, everyone votes TEA Party, and the United States falls into a new dark age of holy inquisitions, war with EVERYONE, and numerous other things that your founding fathers hoped to avoid.
Obama's slightly rubbish, he's making bad deals to get nothing done, but the opposition are fucking scary, you really want Palin or McCain to have command over strategic weapons?
Also: "OSUCKA OBAMA", exactly how old are you anyway?
@Psychotol OSUCKA-OBAMA has failed or fucked up everything. He tells others we are NOT a christian nation and is doing his best to gear this country towards his rag-head ideas and friends. I am not a big fan of McCain, I like Sara Palin. They would not go ape-shit if they were in control of the strategic weapons...I would! If I was in control, I would send one plane and one bomb...drop it and tell the ragheads if anymore shit from you people...a squad of planes is coming. Age is 64 & X-military
@shooteraod As I understand the first ammendmant, the United States is not exclusively christian, muslim, jewish or anything, in fact it supposedly keeps the government out of the debate over whose imaginary friend made the universe.
The US seems to have an interesting system when it comes to the middle east. US was once best friends with Iran, and now it's not. US was once best friends with the Mujahadeen and now it's not. Same with Saddam. US/Pakistan looks headed the same way.
@Psychotol you are right...but there were NO Muslims in this country in the beginning...when the Constitution was formed. As for Iran...we were buds with them when the Sha was there. After his death, those under him already hated us. We were NEVER good buds with Mujahadeen...nor were we great friends with Sadam. Pakistan is pissed because of our way of life...freedom for all...not just the men. We toss that in their face and they dont like it. Now if you dont believe in ALLAH...your toast.
@shooteraod Mujahadeen were our bestest friends when the Soviets were in Afghanistan, Saddam Hussein was our bestust friend when he picked a fight with Iran, and the Pakis have noticed most the neighourhoods to the north of their country are awfully unsafe places to live since the start of the war on terror,so in their opinion, we're bringing trouble their way and acting like we own the place.
Very few ANYONE give a shit what we do in our own countries except for when they think it affects them
@shooteraod Also, any right wing muslims you ask tend to be of the opinion the US started it, as did the UK.
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"If I was in control, I would send one plane and one bomb...drop it and tell the ragheads if anymore shit from you people...a squad of planes is coming."
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Right. Have you noticed how that hasn't worked for Israel over the decades they've been trying that on Palestine? Using the military to do police work is kinda like using nuclear weapons to dig out reservoirs for domestic supply.
@Psychotol read alittle more carefully...I said ONE plane and ONE bomb. Good morning Afganastan...your weather today will be clear and the temperature will increase to 40,000 degrees. Who started it...we did??? Who & what flew the planes into the world trade center towers? Who blew up the barracks in Iran? Who cut off peoples heads? We styarted it...BULLSHIT...but we should finish it. And Israel hasnt dropped a nuke yet, but maybe its time they did.
@shooteraod Israel is equipped by the United States, funded by the United States, and is protected from United Nations sanctions by the United States, and in the first Gulf War the United States started to escallate it's activity in the middle east by stationing troops in Saudi Arabia, and you mentioned the Shah, well, who put him in charge when the Iranians voted in someone the US didn't approve of? (that's right: It was a democracy that got toppled. Like with Chile, Equador, Nicuagua).
@shooteraod You mean the Saudis, the Kuwaties, or the UAE?
(Trying to think up other US allies in the region where high end officials tend to wear the head dress that the term "Rag Head" refers to. I Think the Iraqis are more a business suit type culture. What's US/Yemeni relations like? Good? Bad? Shiite (anyone not laugh when they first heard the name of that sect of Islam in RE?)?)
Oh, and you wanna give Narcotics Anonymous a go (Unless that's your natural state in which case ... Damn. ...)
@Psychotol Its apparant that you have never been to the middle East. Perhaps you should go and visit these countries...then come back and make a decision on the term Rag-Head. And YES...I have been there...several times. The relationship with us and the Saudis is nothing to be warm and fuzzy over...same with the other countries, but it will get worse with OSUCKA-OBAMA going to his brotheren over there apologizing to them for everything that we have ever done.
@shooteraod I think your biggest mistake is to assume all muslims are of the same mind with regards to the best way to acheive peace in the middle east.
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Christians vary in opinion on everything including gay marriage, racial equality, gender equality, the origin of life on earth, existance of aliens (existance, not visitation of earth by aliens, although that would also vary independantly), a certain US president's country of birth.
@Psychotol maybe you should talk to some Muslims...ask them what it preached in their book if you arent a Muslim or if you dont believe in Allah. Every Musim I have talked to have all pretty much said the same thing.
I did meet some muslim students at college years ago. They just casually mentioned that "Hitler had the right idea (Re. The jews)."
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Of course if it WASN'T for Hitler, the US and UK wouldn't have protected Israel from UN sanctions as much as they did. Point is it blows the idea that it's all about faith out of the water, if Israel wasn't such a cunt, I doubt these muslims would have overlooked the fact Hitler would have killed them too.
Comments = SCARY ...Who in their right mind could actually attempt any kind of serious retort to this video? Oh, wait...I just answered my own question,
@ricsip - There is no such thing as MSRP on LM jets. They aren't for sale to the general public at any price. The prices listed are approximate prices the gov't is paying for the stupid things.
Any bank want to loan me $200,000,000 for a C-5 Galaxy? My house is falling apart and a plane would be great to live in and fly to the super market with, especially with the short takeoff capability!
@drake123josh I don't work on the C5 so I can't direct you to anyone in particular. You could try contacting a public relations person; look on the Lockheed website. Or call the CEO (Bob Stevens) and leave a message with his secretary, lol.
@drake123josh I'd probably get in trouble if I gave out email addresses. If you want to PM it to me I can give it to someone in business development. But to be honest I doubt they will be interested in your slogan (not because it isn't good, they just won't).
I wasn't happy with my F-35 can I get my F-22 trade in back?
l979corvette 1 week ago
actually, if ya'll got a Constellation, I'll take that :)
RJfan 5 months ago
Is monopoly money a legit way to purchase??
GamingGherkins 5 months ago
I heard Sukhoi is having a sale too! apparently a PAK-FA is only 48,599,999! F-22, or PAK-FA? hmm, the F-22 does have a warranty though....
f14fan1243 6 months ago
Sir, my Raptor's OBGS isnt working. Where do I take it?
GOAF2014 6 months ago
EXCUSE ME, But the engine number 2 of my C-5 Galaxy IS NOT WORKING. Who do i contact for repairs?
spanish111japan 6 months ago
They didn't say that the F-117 warranty is void if the aircraft is flown over Serbia.
SerbianPaladin 7 months ago 5
@SerbianPaladin ROFLMAO HAHAHAH
GOAF2014 6 months ago
WHAT A WEIRD IDEA FOR SELLING AIRPLANES & FIGHTER JETS
Skybolter 8 months ago
get free ammo?
johnsoncuiChina 8 months ago
hahhasdl;aks yo i'd get that nighthawk for sure!
mandoodlecomedy 11 months ago
I went to Lockheed today and tried to buy an F-35 and they started in on that crap that I need flying lessons and a pilots license and military fighter jet training... blah blah blah.. whatever
coldfarted 1 year ago 2
$349,999,999 for a Raptor??? I could have picked one up in 2009 for $149,999,999... I guess the price went up after they stopped production.
coldfarted 1 year ago 4
@coldfarted i went with the wikipedia article's estimate of "total program cost...per aircraft" and added $10 million as room for negotiation. i liked the "muscle plane days" comment - they don't make them like they used to.
showtimebabies 1 year ago
I like Boeing too, but Lockheed makes makes the Corvettes of the skies. Too bad you can't go down to your dealer and by an SR-71 Blackbird anymore.. Those were the good old muscle plane days.
coldfarted 1 year ago 2
i got $25 can i buy one ????
cesaralberto9357 1 year ago
my f-22 was faulty,,i want a refund :/
Fleetfox10 1 year ago
@Fleetfox10 if your f-22 is still under warranty, you can take it into any authorized lockheed martin dealership. we will do our best to service your vehicle and have you back in the skies asap. we never forget who we're working for.
showtimebabies 1 year ago 2
Will you take a check?
johnsmithfsx 1 year ago
This is brilliant!!! Favourited!
johnsmithfsx 1 year ago
Does the F-22 come equipped with AMRAAMS, AIM-9's, and no payments until July?
Sailbadthesinner666 1 year ago
@Sailbadthesinner666 they aren't standard. I think what you are looking for is the LS model.
showtimebabies 1 year ago
*It is now in my favorites.
RippedWookie 1 year ago
Haha.
It's is now in my favorites.
RippedWookie 1 year ago
I prefer Boeing and drive a C-421B, but at these prices, I'm trading up to a 117 Night Hawk! I'd be insane not too!
Elodea 1 year ago
GREAT DEALS!!! (sarcasm) IM GOING TO FLY HOME IN A C-5 FOR ONLY $166,999,999!! WOOO LOWER PRICES THAN WALMART!!!!
bradman5505 1 year ago
I'm going to run this as the commercial spot on the show Thursday night if that's ok with you
tenminutetaxi 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL
Awesome April's Foold
XDrknezz 1 year ago
Great video. :o)
(my last comment didn't show up due to YT's bug, so have I wasted my time again? Thanks YT! You're falling apart!)
digitalbroadcaster 1 year ago
Hahaha! I LOVE it! It made me laugh quite a bit (my kind of humour). Favourite'd and 'liked'. Great work showtimebabies :o)
digitalbroadcaster 1 year ago
I love the inclusion of the inflatable air flapping-arms thing on the dealer lot.
TxGearhead 1 year ago
hahah this is hilarious
USAF155 1 year ago
Thats more that I get in my life time
FLIGHTCOMPANY 1 year ago
:29 wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!!
Jazz8584 1 year ago 2
Just so you guys know this video has been making the rounds at Lockheed and everyone is having a good laugh.
rmihns 1 year ago
I love when people post comments that has nothing to do with the video at hand. Here is a solution....JUST WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO....have a laugh...or leave
ryanyomomma 1 year ago
mommy!! i want one!!!
XxchiefdudexX 1 year ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice one
MSR651 1 year ago
@shooteraod You're getting a little too upset over a VIDEO that was posted on YOUTUBE. Go take a valium or something, have a drink, and calm the fuck down.
xoneverwantedme 1 year ago
@shooteraod: Yep. It's much easier to find hobnail boots these days.
HazelParsifal 1 year ago
Just purchased one. Now I can get to work in less than 30 seconds, yay
andysim232 1 year ago
I"ll take one of each!
Jamesfromnyc 1 year ago
Very funny! Great job on this!
ab48726 1 year ago
Where's the 'Now with Employee Purchase Pricing' stuff..? Who's gonna Pay 'Retail'..
Gudtime 1 year ago
Pretty funny...but with OSUCKA-OBAMA at the helm...this could be a reality for him and all his rag-heads buddies.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod Was that really necessary? No. Methinks not.
xoneverwantedme 1 year ago
@xoneverwantedme ABSOLUTELY necessary. It sucks when you worship OSUCKA-OBAMA or when you dress a TURD up like OSUCKA-OBAMA. What you dont realize is that no matter how refined you make a turd...you still have a turd. This is something you are going to have to deal with LIBERAL. And with all of us being Infidels, the damn Muslems want to cut our heads off...according to their beliefs. Now if you think you are safe from this because you like OSUCKA-OBAMA...then you are totally nuts.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod I think the greater danger is Obama fails most his pledges, everyone votes TEA Party, and the United States falls into a new dark age of holy inquisitions, war with EVERYONE, and numerous other things that your founding fathers hoped to avoid.
Obama's slightly rubbish, he's making bad deals to get nothing done, but the opposition are fucking scary, you really want Palin or McCain to have command over strategic weapons?
Also: "OSUCKA OBAMA", exactly how old are you anyway?
Psychotol 1 year ago
@Psychotol OSUCKA-OBAMA has failed or fucked up everything. He tells others we are NOT a christian nation and is doing his best to gear this country towards his rag-head ideas and friends. I am not a big fan of McCain, I like Sara Palin. They would not go ape-shit if they were in control of the strategic weapons...I would! If I was in control, I would send one plane and one bomb...drop it and tell the ragheads if anymore shit from you people...a squad of planes is coming. Age is 64 & X-military
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod
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hadoolket 1 year ago
@shooteraod As I understand the first ammendmant, the United States is not exclusively christian, muslim, jewish or anything, in fact it supposedly keeps the government out of the debate over whose imaginary friend made the universe.
The US seems to have an interesting system when it comes to the middle east. US was once best friends with Iran, and now it's not. US was once best friends with the Mujahadeen and now it's not. Same with Saddam. US/Pakistan looks headed the same way.
Psychotol 1 year ago
@Psychotol you are right...but there were NO Muslims in this country in the beginning...when the Constitution was formed. As for Iran...we were buds with them when the Sha was there. After his death, those under him already hated us. We were NEVER good buds with Mujahadeen...nor were we great friends with Sadam. Pakistan is pissed because of our way of life...freedom for all...not just the men. We toss that in their face and they dont like it. Now if you dont believe in ALLAH...your toast.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod Mujahadeen were our bestest friends when the Soviets were in Afghanistan, Saddam Hussein was our bestust friend when he picked a fight with Iran, and the Pakis have noticed most the neighourhoods to the north of their country are awfully unsafe places to live since the start of the war on terror,so in their opinion, we're bringing trouble their way and acting like we own the place.
Very few ANYONE give a shit what we do in our own countries except for when they think it affects them
Psychotol 1 year ago
@shooteraod Also, any right wing muslims you ask tend to be of the opinion the US started it, as did the UK.
.
"If I was in control, I would send one plane and one bomb...drop it and tell the ragheads if anymore shit from you people...a squad of planes is coming."
.
Right. Have you noticed how that hasn't worked for Israel over the decades they've been trying that on Palestine? Using the military to do police work is kinda like using nuclear weapons to dig out reservoirs for domestic supply.
Psychotol 1 year ago
@Psychotol read alittle more carefully...I said ONE plane and ONE bomb. Good morning Afganastan...your weather today will be clear and the temperature will increase to 40,000 degrees. Who started it...we did??? Who & what flew the planes into the world trade center towers? Who blew up the barracks in Iran? Who cut off peoples heads? We styarted it...BULLSHIT...but we should finish it. And Israel hasnt dropped a nuke yet, but maybe its time they did.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod Israel is equipped by the United States, funded by the United States, and is protected from United Nations sanctions by the United States, and in the first Gulf War the United States started to escallate it's activity in the middle east by stationing troops in Saudi Arabia, and you mentioned the Shah, well, who put him in charge when the Iranians voted in someone the US didn't approve of? (that's right: It was a democracy that got toppled. Like with Chile, Equador, Nicuagua).
Psychotol 1 year ago
@shooteraod You mean the Saudis, the Kuwaties, or the UAE?
(Trying to think up other US allies in the region where high end officials tend to wear the head dress that the term "Rag Head" refers to. I Think the Iraqis are more a business suit type culture. What's US/Yemeni relations like? Good? Bad? Shiite (anyone not laugh when they first heard the name of that sect of Islam in RE?)?)
Oh, and you wanna give Narcotics Anonymous a go (Unless that's your natural state in which case ... Damn. ...)
Psychotol 1 year ago
@Psychotol Its apparant that you have never been to the middle East. Perhaps you should go and visit these countries...then come back and make a decision on the term Rag-Head. And YES...I have been there...several times. The relationship with us and the Saudis is nothing to be warm and fuzzy over...same with the other countries, but it will get worse with OSUCKA-OBAMA going to his brotheren over there apologizing to them for everything that we have ever done.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod I think your biggest mistake is to assume all muslims are of the same mind with regards to the best way to acheive peace in the middle east.
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Christians vary in opinion on everything including gay marriage, racial equality, gender equality, the origin of life on earth, existance of aliens (existance, not visitation of earth by aliens, although that would also vary independantly), a certain US president's country of birth.
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Why can't muslims be as diverse on this issue?
Psychotol 1 year ago
@Psychotol maybe you should talk to some Muslims...ask them what it preached in their book if you arent a Muslim or if you dont believe in Allah. Every Musim I have talked to have all pretty much said the same thing.
shooteraod 1 year ago
@shooteraod I doubt Hitler beleived in Allah.
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I did meet some muslim students at college years ago. They just casually mentioned that "Hitler had the right idea (Re. The jews)."
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Of course if it WASN'T for Hitler, the US and UK wouldn't have protected Israel from UN sanctions as much as they did. Point is it blows the idea that it's all about faith out of the water, if Israel wasn't such a cunt, I doubt these muslims would have overlooked the fact Hitler would have killed them too.
Psychotol 1 year ago
Video = FUNNY! ...Nice work.
Comments = SCARY ...Who in their right mind could actually attempt any kind of serious retort to this video? Oh, wait...I just answered my own question,
misterbs1 1 year ago
That was amusing
flyboy98753 1 year ago
@ricsip - There is no such thing as MSRP on LM jets. They aren't for sale to the general public at any price. The prices listed are approximate prices the gov't is paying for the stupid things.
koreykruse 1 year ago
haha.. no goverment buy such toys at retail price. Maybe at quarter price, or even cheaper. MSRP is just for the public, so means nothing at all.
ricsip 1 year ago
Yep! Im gonna pay $350,000,000 for that F-22!! Fuk no man!!
bradman5505 1 year ago
lol and rolled on the floor....
bullworth3040 1 year ago
Any bank want to loan me $200,000,000 for a C-5 Galaxy? My house is falling apart and a plane would be great to live in and fly to the super market with, especially with the short takeoff capability!
flyer176 1 year ago
I work for Lockheed, and this is awesome! Who made it?
rmihns 1 year ago 17
@rmihns hey i have a genius idea for lockheed C5 galaxy slogan much better than "redefining strategic airlift" who do i contact
drake123josh 1 year ago
@drake123josh I don't work on the C5 so I can't direct you to anyone in particular. You could try contacting a public relations person; look on the Lockheed website. Or call the CEO (Bob Stevens) and leave a message with his secretary, lol.
rmihns 1 year ago
@rmihns lol do any of these people have emails can i just refer the slogan to u and u ppass it around i dont want anything for it
drake123josh 1 year ago
@drake123josh I'd probably get in trouble if I gave out email addresses. If you want to PM it to me I can give it to someone in business development. But to be honest I doubt they will be interested in your slogan (not because it isn't good, they just won't).
ImprovedRacing 1 year ago
@rmihns
glad to see that people are enjoying it.
i made it.
ME.
thanks for the kind words!
showtimebabies 1 year ago 2
Do they take credit card?
Sayakawill 1 year ago 3
I work in the aerospace Industry, and I can honestly say this is pretty funny.
GroberWurstFuhur 1 year ago 18
EPIC!!!
garrettgee2001 1 year ago 4