Adam Ray: Girl Talk

[iMorgan3447]

"its got like turkey and potatoes. And like gravy, like a lot of gravy sauce" hahahahah. I've watched this wayyy too many times:P loveee

[TCChiFusion]

the original "shit girls say"

[AlisonDoesBeauty]

Snickers probably, she's such a slut.

[WolfsObsession]

As being a female, I'd prefer to be a cross dresser than one who acts like this.

[BuffyyyM]

Your ass smells like a broken lawn mower that ran over shit.

[wiih8ubob]

snickers probably, shes such a slut.

[billymaysheeeer]

"okay call me back in like two minutes."

[vampire94]

You forgot "LOVE YOU!!! BYEEEE!!!"

[Awesomeninjaunicorn]

Your ass smells like.. a broken lawn mower that ran over shit! haha

[chocomocha]

You understand woman well hahaha

[MsXbeetlejuiceX]

im attracted to his teeth...

[KTGarrison8]

"We should do coke some time and like go bowling" omgggggggg<3 I love you so much Adam you sexy betch.

[TheSpiceyMelons]

@KTGarrison8 lolllll hi katie.

[KTGarrison8]

@TheSpiceyMelons Pick up you bitch

[Cassandrax731]

lol you had me at "pick up, you bitch"

[cocobella1999]

"you know what else i was craving....chicken pot pie" lol lmao

[MissRetroP]

hahahahaha I love this you make me laugh:)

[smilsstephy271]

he sounds like ja'mie king. LMFAO.

this is so accurate..

[rainbowsandwar]

omfg when you started out with the typical slut gossip stuff i was like eh, but christ this is so true.

[AliBanana1493]

your ass smells like a broken lawnmower that ran over shit. lmfao

[littlebirdmjfan]

ears bleeding x_x And this is why I have guy-friends.

[bubbamittens]

@littlebirdmjfan Uh oh, we have a special snowflake on our hands. 

[littlebirdmjfan]

@bubbamittens o.O ?

[bubbamittens]

@littlebirdmjfan You're a special snowflake. Congratulations.

[littlebirdmjfan]

@bubbamittens I'm not a special snowflake, but thanks for either the compliment or insult.

[bubbamittens]

@littlebirdmjfan *sigh* Look up what it means. You're the epitome of one.

[littlebirdmjfan]

@bubbamittens *sigh* Why you wanna' be mean? You don't know me. :(

[raducristiandimitrie]

yer gut such a perty mouth

[olivejuice999]

so wrong so funny

[BuffyyyM]

Hahhagahga

[YoTurnUpTheVolume100]

Lol

[Apothis]

I personally think a part 2 would be awesome.

[soccerchic17100]

we do not like like like like talk lik elike like like that god jk

[BuffyyyM]

your ass smells like.. a broken lawn mower that ran over shit.

[BuffyyyM]

You know what else is so craving? Turkey pot pie! You've never had turkey pot pie?! HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HAD TURKEY POT PIE?! ....... No it doesn't have pot in it you slut..

[Wopeltinger]

This conversation is way too short...

[EzraMurdock115]

Is this OwnageHimself?

[strippersandhomework]

i love the way he says turkey pot pie :D

[emmamartini]

we should do coke sometime and like, go bowling.best part :D

[XxXTheMuseXxX]

Thats how my conversations go every day

[andrew12494]

a young freddy mercury?

[annikashultz]

It's so realistic it's almost not funny. Almost. :-)

[dropdeaddesja]

R U READY R U READY R U READY R U READY OK YURR READY

[CManPolaroid]

ewww and i make my sandwiches with it!

[kiannaawesome]

omg ur teeth look so nice haha

[yoshibajo18]

haha if u were my friend i would have clicked on u lol

[charm1904]

LMAO "we should do coke sometime and, like, go bowling" lmao this is frikn instant classic! MORE!! 

[imafake2807]

this has got to be one of,if not the best video on youtube.

lmao

[crno10]

haha, fantastic. are you ready? are you ready?! are you ready!?!

[cheyenne229]

you make gurls look bad!!!!lol

[lindswaslike]

omg i jus found the biggest knife. my mom keeps a knife in the kitchen lmmfao

[nyckesh19]

lol funny as hell

[Legend12211221]

chewing of the gum is SO fucking Annoying......good job at that...i swear to god...its fucking annoying...

[studdmuffen8]

TURKEY POT PIE LOL

[studdmuffen8]

TURKEY POT PIE LOL

[deathbyparkour]

Adam ray you make a fine ass chick, I would totally fuck you

and You're my favorite comedian of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT I KNOW YOU SMOKE WEED AND YOU SHUD STOP BECUZ ITS BAD FOR YOU AND I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE! :((( srlsy

[studdmuffen8]

@deathbyparkour hows it bad?

[cass2482]

omg LOL

[MsLoveubitch]

Noo,

They talk about how good the guy was that they cheated on their husband with!!! you know the steamy side lover???

Omg this one guy had a big ass **** and grabbed my ass so hard like my husband never did....

[walterkalter]

lmfao

[whodaq]

LOL, she'd have sex with a candy bar if it asked her to...... probably a Snickers...

HAHAHA

[trx90rider]

Have you done coke before..shutup :D!!

[JessicaBentleyyy]

this is scarily accurate.

[mingogirl2012]

Omg! This sounds like Me & My Friends conversations! A+ BRAVOOOOO.

[sgtank123]

HAHAH this totally made my day xD

but guys, most girls dont talk like this lol

[maiasm]

I have had this exact conversation before.

LMFAO!! I love this vid!

[choward1211]

haha this video NEVER gets old.

[Whitepaperclip]

This sounds like some people know.

[shairaptor]

girls with mobiles talk so much shit on their phobes, it's stupid and boring, good I'm gay lol =) So funny video so true! :D

[shairaptor]

phones.

[RosiHernandez]

fuck u stupidjunk

[miuzefreak]

A CLASSIC! LOLOLOL BRAVAAAA!!!!

[kaoruneko16]

LOL @ the end: "EW!"

[miIkandcookies]

"pick up you bitch"

lmao

[carrieluvv]

you do a real ggod girl, dude

"my mom keeps a huge knife,,,,,in the kitchen" lol

[Cards4life08]

hahahahha dude awesome!!!

[nerd101123321]

Hilarious.

[jkjkjkhi]

haha i love your videos

[SEXyVtORRES]

LOL

[hyst3ricglamour]

Adam Ray is so0 good!

[stoney3878]

ahhhhhhhhh thats shits funny and pretty true

[AngelofMusic2006]

I've been known to say "pick up, you bitch" while calling one of my friends, haha. This cracks me up.

[McPrEtTyPaNtS]

LOL...call me back in like 2 minutes

[crackfiendables]

AHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH thumbs up

[brolyservant]

O_o? do coke and go bowling? My mom fucks guys and kills them? HOLY SHIT YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKED UP! lol jk great vid i thought you were really a girl (not)

[stupidjunk978]

Girls are so stupid

[TinkerBelle1397]

OMG HAHAHAHAH I LOVED IT ITS SO TRUE!

[josh48315]

omg so true 5/5

[1martinez2]

pick up u bitch ha ha thats so funny

[CrispyNoodleCupGirl]

hahaha omg i love it that's tooo funny

xoxo

[taywashere1234]

haha you stinky bitch your ass smells like a broken lawnmower that ran over shit !

[cctc11891]

snickers probably, she's such a slut

[elementskater94]

slutbag lol

dats different

[StrangeExistence]

I don't sound like that, but unfortunately most chicks do. ahahahahahahaha funny shit, though. "We should do coke sometime and like go bowling." haha "okay gotta go, call me in like two minutes."

[toshiyasgirl]

i love this! i didnt realize we sound like that...

[noormadee]

omg, too funny !

[mtfune]

You would make someone a very handsome girlfriend!!

[nursafwah]

i wonder how he can actually really knows how girls talk ... i mean.. perfectly!!!!

hahha this is weird..

[lordsuji]

talk to a girl.. a preppy girl.. or hear 2 girls talk.. lol all guys who leave the house.. or dont even lol know i find it very funny

[lisadozier1]

This was PERFECT! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! TOOO funny! You are awesome! I remember when we watched the episode of According to Jim, and my mom said you were hott...I havent heard her say that in about 16 yrs...and she was talking about Sean Connery. DUDE! Your up there with the "Big Wigs"! haha! you rock! Love your stuff!

[Ballplayer300th]

is he gay o-o ... jk this is gay but funny XD

[ScarredSkull]

LMAO WTF THIS IS SO GAY

[kelsodictionn]

hahaah my name is kelly, she is SOOO talking to me

'call me back in 2 minutes okay bye'

i do that everyday

[lonewolf88]

lol..this seems about right to me

[vanity7venus7]

holy shit....welcome to my world,this is exactly how it is!

[noldorian86]

omg dude

soooo good :P

[liquidquinn]

and theres like potatoes..carrots..like very healthy for you but there was like, you know, 80grams of fat but its all like the good fat?

80grams!haha

[sillybilly44444444]

borderline funny...

[luckystars12]

this is sooooooooooooooo funnny

make moreee

[yoflammrs]

So true.

[joespker]

tis guy is a youtube legend!!

[BlackEyedDragin]

"Probably Snickers, she's such a sl*t!" Wow i practically died! :D

[xXxsarahxXxyoungxXx]

lol thats like totally wat we talk about

lol good job

[Zuzamaru]

Looks like my neighbor Tony Deluca who is a fagget ass gay ass bitch ass cunt ass whore and his a fucking morphadite who trys to finger hiself but cant and needs a cheat sheet on how to breath.

[DanielAvilaAGT]

so what if hes gay?? it don't matter, YOU have issues w/your' self! mister!

[Zuzamaru]

Hey guess what? Um.... shut up. :) Stupid bitch.

[BecauseItsTwilight]

Hey guess what? Um.... why dont you shut up! :D stupid slutbag.

[Runescapekid1297]

Y Don't u, damn douche

[BecauseItsTwilight]

it's spelt "why" hunny.

[noteshade]

@BecauseItsTwilight  its spelled honey, honey

[ziggyzaggy88]

omg this is seriously what girls talk about too. lol thats hilariouse. hes got it right on the money haha

[jm18819]

ive heard girls talk like this ...hahaha funny!

[pigyr]

this is ABSOLUTELY hilarious...and he sounds just like one of my gay friends AHHAAA

[Katiegirl1101]

what i want to know is how the hell you know that. i do that are you ready thing every friggin day. wow.

[Shaduadude]

come on. pick pick up u slut.

sex with snickers

[SilverDragon24]

turkey pot pies!

[perrygill27]

HAw haw haw haw haha! phunny man!!

[r0sewhip137]

Coke And Bowling = Epic

[LaharlD2]

Well that's what some girls care about. Mothers killing their, well, partner, good fat from pot pies, and thinking each other is half deaf. Those girls need help eh?

[JonasSucks4Life]

You are one beautiful girl! (lol)

[DhiscoStu]

+1 coke and bowling

[Shaduadude]

wow. my friends actually say the exact same things 2 each other!!!!!! thats scary

[missnur]

Ha ha! it has a bit of truth to it

[UnlabledProduction]

LMAO i love the puppet at the end.

EW!

[papercutoutspictures]

OH MYYY GOODD that really is how me and my friends talk!! so sad. but that wass hilarious!

[trustymissy]

that was hilarious!!!

[froggydaughter123]

HAHAHHAHAH OMG

this is like scary true..

[SheilaAsare]

lmao yeah thats like me and my besties phone conversations rotfl

[emchoy1]

fail

[adrift3]

snicker's probably.

[RetroASHLEY]

turkey pot pie..

[soccalfe24]

this video is so great. there needs to be more!!

[crazyapple99]

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[elyon61]

It's kind of sad how that's really how conversations go....

[handmade24]

ahahahahhahahahahahha so true

[Hezett]

miss stinkybitch

[jmmerman]

perfect parody mate classic

[xoclemsonhottiox]

no it doesnt have pot in it you slut!

hahahahahahahahhahhaHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHhHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ekidz220]

lmao...

[crip23walk23]

snikers probably shes such a slut

[starfire671]

why did you post this comment.Thats not even scary!

[botangalang]

so funny!

"my mom keeps a giant knife in the kicthen!?"

hahaha :)

[interslut]

waddleduck you are worse than this mangirl. i'm gonna go back to doing blow at the bowling alley now...

[aznozproductions]

omg... i never knew!!!

[hotdogbunhamburger]

a giraldelli caramel chocolate square!! hahaha that is fucking hilarious

[misstara62981]

OMG! HILARIOUS!!!

[Waddleduck64]

"Ever wonder what girls talk about on the phone?"

OMG that sounds to me like "Ever wonder what zebras think about George W. Bush?" xD Hey, we're not THAT aliens you know. You could just ask instead of invent (LOL STUPID DICTIONARY) it xD Although this is pretty much like it... Well I guess... I'm not that kind of girl :P (I MEAN girlie girls probably do it that way, I'm not that way AAAAH long comment o_o)

[alex0888]

man i could write down a conversation between 2 girls and it would sound almost identical.

[GoGooseFilms]

Same.

[Samsterrz]

fuck i feel like smacking him.. rofl we should do coke some time and go bowling:D

[IslandJew247]

r u ready? r u readyy? r u readyy? ok, readyyy??...that girl would have sex with a candy bar if it asked her to...i know, snickers probablyyy, she's suchh a slut, lol...♥

[GreenEggsArea51]

you do that really well.... but its hella funny XD!

[DarkThunderSamurai]

hahhahahahahahhaahahhaahah lmao

[LoraEeh]

i say love you bye at the end not just bye ! x

x

[barbiegottagun]

fucking hilarious hahahah.

[darksniper77]

dude i know a guy who talks like this on the phone... seems pretty likely he is gay

[Nalupa]

You're the only person out of 219 people to say gay!

I think that's a record!

Probably because Adam is so manly! =)

[darksniper77]

haha sorry to break the streak!

[caNDICE3967]

I LUV TIS ONE

[puccagirl426]

dude that kind of sounds like my friend lol pick up bitch haha

[kiera986201]

hilarious. SOOOOOO TRUE

[jenny1231]

turkey pot pie HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

[jenny1231]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[madydoesntcare]

lmfaoooooooo!! i love it!!! soo so so true

[pinkstarr]

omfg this is so funny.

this is exactly how me and my best friend talk!

[JazzyJaundice]

FAF!!!That is sooo me and my friends on the phone!

[colourfulclouds]

bahahahahhahahaha

sooooooo me and my friends.