ALL HAIL LEVITICUS!

[Lugia714]

3- wat ever gay people are okay homophobe

[LivingForTheLord1994]

Yes, the bible says gays ought to be put to death....but so do liars, deceivers, adulterers. Even Me. For the Apostle Paul said "I Die Daily." "For I am Crucified in Christ, Nevertheless i live yet not I, But Christ liveth in me." "Dying" and being "Put to Death" Means asking forgiveness of your lord each and every day, for we are all sinners and noone is perfect, and we should Love thy sinner, yet hate thy sins.

[puppydogs22]

i picked this on prupose :-]

[mrmeekl24]

gods a hypocrite cuz he loves his children buy hates gays.....

WTF

[MrLovessless30o]

ima failure of picking the obvious answers xD

[katminni]

HEY! I AM ONE HOW DID HE KNOW?!

[thebuttbead]

god is testing me with a tiny manhood lol

[slayerANTIslay]

aww but i have 2 gay friends and a bi friend, i dont want to hurt them :(

[Hot94Fuzz]

5. or 6. or 7. I forgot but:

5,6,7. Thou shall not kill

[sugarcrash1000]

LOL test passed.

[IWasBornStupid]

Wrong, in the bible it says to love thy neighbor as yourself, not in a sexual way, but in a brotherly way. God says not to hurt them, not to judge them, for he is who will judge, we are too LOVE them, accept them, and befriend them, at least, that's what Evangelists believe. IN my religion, I'm getting ALL of these right so far.

[IWasBornStupid]

@IWasBornStupid Try reading an Evangalist Bible, it says NOTHING about killing gays, or killing women caught in adultery, it says to love them, spare them, befriend them, and forgive them.

[xboxliveShadow144450]

im not one of them i just dont kill people is wrong

[MrsDiesel5447]

baahaha

[jamesNier]

OMG!!! "If you LOVE people who sleep with the same gender, then you're one of them, too!" How'd you know?? o_0

[pink88990]

i looked it up and it said nothing like that in twilight

[AngieLuvzWolves]

@iHeartGaGaTV its a freaking joke chill

[tweety9102]

Fuck.

I only got the first one right.. -__-

[XxFairyGrrlxX]

IM GETTING THEM ALL WRONG I MUST SWITCH RELIGIONS

[MANUELAMECHELLE]

I LOVE BEING BI WOMEN AND GUY ARE BOTHS GREAT :)

[TheTWFZ]

yay gay furries <3

[MrDanteDead666]

Fuck you! All I chooose is the wrong answer. D:

[DumDumost]

I'm glad that he's only joking x3...

[SarahAnnTheGreat]

The Bible says that you aren't supposed to root the gay marriage, but that since God is so good He lets us love everybody.... o.O

[Realalovesme]

I love Onision and all but even when one jokes about this, I can't take it.

[TheGrebalProduction]

you can love them in a different way

[QueenofPancakes5260]

omfg i keep getting them wrong -___-

[KhozPoz]

i pressed this one on purpose, cause i wouldn't want anyone to be killed

[misaluvskira]

yay for lezbos!

[cejason]

but... it says you gotta love everyone and everything in that.... childrens book....

[tourettesunicornio]

the book says that wee all are supposed to love everyone

[gothicemo2011]

i no the right answers but lyk 2 click da wrong 1s

[bioniclefan1999]

people over time changed the bible so i think i get were hes getting these false facts

[karkkiliininam]

This is so heterosexual..

[thehuntah1496]

HOW DID U KNOW IM GAY?!... well im bi but still <.<

[ThatNoztikGuy]

@thehuntah1496 Me too :)

[thehuntah1496]

@ThatNoztikGuy awesome... im not planing anything but can i send u a friend request? xD im kinda 4ever alone T^T

[ThatNoztikGuy]

@thehuntah1496 Sure ;) And yeah you better not cuz I have a girlfriend hehe

[thehuntah1496]

@ThatNoztikGuy DAMNIT! D: just kidding xD good 4 you ^^

[F6Ms]

i was drinking water when he said "cause im tiny" and almost spit it out :D

[Jadasaurr]

i really hope this is just a parody of complete idiots, if not -.-

[CelesteContradiction]

But I am one of them though xD

[br0udkm3]

wow all of them wrong so far -,-

[danielcfob]

i get the wrong cos its just funny to watch him freak out xD

[spycozelot]

yeah maybe you are XD

[RachelD077]

Pride<33

[Ohaiish]

You fool!

[bpasome12]

Think about it good said love your neibor so love the sinner not the sin :)

[EntekiaX]

Im gay :|

[knoxianpanda]

@EntekiaX Don't worry, he's making this as a joke video. This is a character he plays :)

[gasolinenmatches23]

Congratulations you fewl lmfao!

[JoshuasRevenge]

thou Fellow.. roflmfao

[umwha]

athism rules! religeon sucks!

[Knoobz17]

wtf i keep getting all the questions WRONG...xD

[boots1622fan]

But I'm straight! D:

[naomie76]

It's okay. I understand you're confused with your tiny penis.

[lcf38]

I keep getting them wrong :)

[MusicLover40059]

@lcf38 I do that on purpose. Then I go to the "right" one. (:

[visitor44534]

@lcf38 because u are a person with common sence and good morals :)

[Cmpunkfan4life93]

Someone told me that God doesn't mind if people have feelings for those of the same gender he just doesn't like the act of being gay because they can't reproduce, lesbians can but the baby's DNA is not from both parents. God loves all of his children equally :)

[cCfetchCc]

im not a fan of this..... i get offended by homophobs and i know this is a joke but its offencif

[teamretrouniverse]

ok this is the only one i have a prob with. we are supposed to love them, then shoot them down straight to hell!

[TheEmerald92]

fuck the book

[Thevideofalcon]

if god hate gays why would he create them if god was real

[ToyaLynk]

@start12poop uh...yeah, actually, you're really stupid. I'm not the one pushing my government on you considering that you were the first to reply to my first comment saying that I pushed my pro-gay government on you when all I said was not to push the bible onto non-Christians.

And the fact that you even mentioned the word "secular" in your reply shows that you do not believe that all humans are entitled the right to freedom of religion.

Obviously, though, you are too stupid to realize this.

[ToyaLynk]

@start12poop dude, are you fucking retarded?? did you NOT read what I just wrote? you're such a moronic hypocrite, homophobe.

[ToyaLynk]

how about you don't push your religion on other people, huh? not everyone is a christian and not everyone reads or even believes in the Bible and god.

[sausake15]

@ToyaLynk Dude he is kidding you are stupid if you think he is being serious.

[Luxinsanity]

@ToyaLynk This video is a joke you know(:

[annerackham]

Pretty creative approach..very insightful and entertaining. Thanks for posting

[thebloodyscone]

Proud to be a carpet muncher and a cock sucker :D

[waltonsharon77]

i love being a lesbian!!!:D

[xXSandBlizzardXx]

P.S just because some one clicks love em doesnt mean they like the same gender or sleep with the same gender you fucking retard.. -___-

[xXSandBlizzardXx]

Im a guy and I love women ok. The last time I check, in the Bible, it clearly states Judge NOT that you will NOT be Judged. Who am I to hate gay people?? . 1.The last time I checked gay people are human beings just like us. . 2. People need to stop hating on gay people. Let them be their selves ok. . 3. I believe gay people deserve to be respected as human beings. . 4. who in the fuck are you to judge some one for who they are. . 5. You look gay yourself so what is your problem??

[blueeyedkiller1]

I sleep with the same gender!!!!

[emmyninja14]

im bisexual. what do u do to those people? cuz GOD seems to be very judgmental!

[samaria102393]

why yes yes i do sleep with the same gender XD

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

um ok?

[GanEdenAustralia]

Please don't buy one of these!

youtube.com/watch?v=Pv-WyinggZ­M&feature=sub

[ThePuppin]

Lol. I thought the bible also says to love all as yourself and to care for others and protect them from people who would try to hurt them. Jesus protected an adulterous woman from being stoned because he didn't believe in violence against a person who is just as sinful as everybody else in the world.

I know that's not the point of this, but I jut felt like saying. lol

[Alie32]

"we" as in....?

and your turned on...? haha what the fuck greg

[jewelthecool]

i sure am one of them. as a matter of fact, im bi

[Megamind970]

@jewelthecool then your 1 half of 2 idiots



[coolio6100]

*_* awkward...*cough*

[tHeEducatedYam]

HORAY!!! FOR YAOI TIMEZ!

[izaya X shizuo] (≖‿≖。)

[DJvolli]

@tHeEducatedYam

will you marry me? OO

[cosplayis4ever]

@tHeEducatedYam :D :D :D SHIZAYA~<3

[TheGeekies]

@tHeEducatedYam :DD

[xXHospitalizedXx]

@tHeEducatedYam lmao i fucking love you for that

[NeichaMooonfire]

@tHeEducatedYam HOW DID THIS END UP HERE?!

XDD anyway hourray for shizaya...

[kittyxpowerx12]

@tHeEducatedYam shizaya luve!~~

[SharnellReid1992]

haha do you have your Pj bottoms on ? LOL

[mikevautrin]

your fuckin weird

[OmgRawr001]

o.o

[MsLeoplurodon]

haha ur soooooo wrong I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

[sunny77dd]

wow are these peps for real...how are they to say who God hates and loves..shoot apparently they dont got their stuff together, cuz Jesus wasn't going around telling peps that God hated them....no where in Matthew, Mark, Luke or John, Acts, or Romans, did Jesus go to a sinner and say "God doesn't like you" or "God hates you"...they is preaching blindly and they are making God seem lesser than what He and they puts christians to shame...

[billikinz]

Im BI SOOOOO YAY!!!

[liamirish4]

we actually have a gay couple in my church, and we treat them great, so yea, dont create a stereotype, because we aren't all like that

[Feminewnew]

Im bi...so if tht means i have to get executed then f*ck you guys and the knife your putting to my neck....

[ch1ck3nm4nj3nk1nz]

lol i can just as easily write a book of crap about a man in the sky and say it is true.

just like christianity.

[boxheadsfilms]

I dont belive in god and Im having a lot of fun

[TheShiftingStudios]

@boxheadsfilms

agreed =P

[ABoredPerson70]

Shrimp is sin?! D:

Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14:9-10

[IssyRedbird]

XD I love this.

[TitlePendingForever]

:(

But I love them and if you execute me how am I gonna view you mind fuckin vids?

One Right

Two Wrong

[lulabell0]

the bible contridics itself alot.

[AcatNamedSteve]

@lulabell0 So does every other religous book lol

[TheShiftingStudios]

@lulabell0

yesh

[ilovedshyshy]

thats just mean :[ my sister is gay and i mean gosh!

[Sasukegrl12]

lmfao

[RainbowCreamPie]

please please hurt me!

[notjulien]

i love Onision. Just saying.

[dragon4117]

how bout your dad?

[DateWithFred]

lol tiny!!

[nataliatsh]

its not all about the writing . when youre believe in god its how you feel and if you feel god has accepted you for who you are then thats all that counts

[ThirtyTwoFoot]

You're a prat

[wifijr]

chill nickally its joke.thats like a dog getting mad at a pic of dogs playing poker.retarded

[NikkiAly]

ok, wanna think again about what you just said?

yeah, cruel.

[JRRT2007]

So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

[stormywonder]

im getting them all wrong, lol

[ProgressiveBoink]

If man is imperfect and man wrote the bible and created the idea of a god, how do you know if the bible's even right? ;]

[baglervb]

@ProgressiveBoink In that context, it's not

[WatchmenNo1]

@ProgressiveBoink How to know the Bible is right? Its not hard to tell when the prophecy's written more than 2500 years ago are all coming true at the same time is it? Example the Jews were scattered without a nation of their own for more than 2500 years and the Bible clearly said or says near the second coming of Jesus the Jews would have their own nation again and would return to it from all over the earth and it happened. You know what that means? Jesus is about to return so get ready.

[BRIGHTeyesCLOWN]

@WatchmenNo1 Revelations is all coming true! Everything is proof that God exists.

[thebiz76]

@ProgressiveBoink ITS A FUCKING JOKE

[savedbyjesusblood]

@ProgressiveBoink because they wrote it under His inspiration.

[CClassACT]

@ProgressiveBoink thsta what I have always arguer, we are reading the word of man, not god

[kittehjam]

@ProgressiveBoink The same way we know the star wars saga is right ^-^

[joeisthefirefox]

@ProgressiveBoink bcuz islam is the right thing :)

[Dihyyy]

@joeisthefirefox

islam??? ISLAM IS HORRIBLE.

BUDDHISM is the most positive, neutral religion!! Unlike both bible or islam ^_^

[joeisthefirefox]

@Dihyyy nooo islam is awesome ^^

[Standoman6546]

@joeisthefirefox I hope you're trolling...

[joeisthefirefox]

no 

[Standoman6546]

@joeisthefirefox Islam is just as bad as Christianity in terms of stupidity and worse in terms of it's followers being crazy as shit.

Islam sucks.

[joeisthefirefox]

@Standoman6546 YOU SUCK ISLAM IS AWESOME................whats ur religion?

[demontaco456]

@ProgressiveBoink ARROGANT!!!!

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

Hate the sin but love the sinner! I'm sure you've heard that before. We are all sinners. What did Jesus say?

He came to save sinners and not to condemn the world. God's judgment goes forth as the light. Why don't you trust God? If you trust that water is going to hydrate you, you drink it! w a k i n g t r u t h . c o m

[Boeu13]

Why do you trust the bible?

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

I don't trust the bible, it's a book. I don't always even trust my own thoughts. I like all the wisdom in the bible and everything that reveals itself to be truth. I trust what I believe is from God. His son is the Truth born only of Him. Know what I'm sayin?

[Boeu13]

It seems as if you expect everyone else to accept that your religious beliefs are the truth, when they're probably not.

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

You say that I am religious, when I am probably not. You my friend are more religious than I am. Do you believe in life?

[Boeu13]

It sounds like you are religious, because you talk about God and sin and the bible. Tell me, what are your beliefs? I'm a Darathanist.

[internalbleedingrose]

@Boeu13 whats a darathanist?

[Boeu13]

@internalbleedingrose

It's someone who follows the Darathan religion. If you don't know what it is then google it.

[AlaskaSnowFYI]

yea seriously execute me +)

[crazycrackergabe]

dude GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

[iPree]

EXECUTE ME THEN, ONISION.

8D

[Lovesavvanah]

Me 2 xD

[ZaCkY921]

dood, why are you bashing the bible and making fun of people who follw it? Who are you to judge? This is really disturbing.

[narutofrakis]

beacuse the bible is insane thats the point hes judgung at?

[blairwithflair]

lmfaooo

[Lette4LifeBitch]

I sleep with the same gender!!!haha

[Jesus00000000000]

@Lette4LifeBitch Oh, you too?

[puppetsan]

@Lette4LifeBitch SAME

[Drummer24seven]

It sounds like this Leviticus in the Bible is an insane person who is mentally sick in the head and spouting all this bullshit.

[Frozenlentils]

i thought you were cool until you said you should kill gay people.

[RueNymphetamine]

You don't get the fucking joke?

[SuicidalSP]

That's the whole point retard. The bible preaches intolerance.

[VolParagom]

Well who cares if it's intolerance if the people it refers to are doing sick, perverse stuff? I'm sure intolerant of gay sickos.

[SuicidalSP]

Perversity is a relative term. The bible is meant to be absolute, the word of god and whatnot. Are you intolerant of people who believe in equality? Or maybe people who oppose slavery? Or maybe even different races, genders or sexual orientation? I'm not on about matters of legality. The bible is a joke.

[thatGipsiePerson]

u realize hes joking right? onision does these things to show that the bible is wack

[vincentvanilla]

why are you so stupid?

[laurenI11]

i am one oh them !!!!

fuck what the bible says!!

[mbsmbudge100]

Jesus its a joke.

[LawlietKai]

LOMUDERFUKINL

[HannahHorribleSmells]

my dads gay D:

[fairy687]

ever heard of GSA

[lilpinkstarz0000]

MOTHR....FUCKR!!! lolz

[TheExPlOiTeDOne619]

I'm so glad I stumbled on to one of your videos hahaha. You're great!

[XmasscerxXxcupcakeX]

THEN WHY DID GOD LET IT HAPPENE!!!

[Watsername225]

I love gays :) They're awesome ^^

[hitoco9]

im gay and i find this hilarious!

[joshkirkbride]

aw man! i losted :[ i <3 gay people haha :D

[ghostofdayinperson]

Actually onison, I'm excited right now.

[JouninAkisa]

Day of Silence FTW!

Apparently, I need to go against my morals to pass this quiz. XP

[ReeniV]

hahaha i'm totally not a homosexual

but, my best friend is ^-^

i've gotten them all wrong too