Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine
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  • LEEEEAAAVE BIITNEEY AAALOONEEE!!!!!!!

    xtasyandirony 9 months ago

  • Funny ! ( not ) ... i wonder whut would be on David Letterman's Answering machine...moron

    WhiteGlitterTV 10 months ago

  • Nu-um-ba-ur 6  =]

    doctordavidtennant 11 months ago

  • love how Eminem and Dave say the word " bitch ".it sounds so cool \m/

    pixelles10 1 year ago

  • Chris Crocker would be the one calling to check in on her.

    demonzone2571 1 year ago

  • that was horrible.

    pedreschi23 1 year ago

  • @pedreschi23 i know right . dumb old man .

    WhiteGlitterTV 10 months ago

  • ohhhh god..the bill clinton one left me in stitches as i got here from the hillary clinton top 10 video lmfao xD

    synyst3rrev 1 year ago

  • #4 by far the funniest

    HubbDeezy 1 year ago

  • That wasn't Paris. That was my EX.

    willdewit1971 1 year ago

  • Leave Britney alone?

    8stygz8 1 year ago

  • @8stygz8 Like seriously , they should .

    WhiteGlitterTV 10 months ago

  • damn that skank is hot I'd hit that but I don't think I'd tell anyone afterward

    ThePaulvera 1 year ago 2

  • the best is number 6 looooooooool 0:45

    THUMBS UP IF U AGREE WITH ME <<

    doomalz3eem 1 year ago

  • #10 needs to be #1.

    Falcone45 1 year ago 18

  • hahahahahahahahha the thing with the NASA was funny :D Geez !!!

    heavenlyangelce 1 year ago

  • #10 FTW

    asd10754 1 year ago 5

  • fr a change this top 10 was hillarious

    godfaathr 1 year ago

  • i dont get the nasa one

    KrisztaSedro 1 year ago

  • @KrisztaSedro lol it was a sarcastic joke

    561brucelee 1 year ago

  • @KrisztaSedro because she is a lunatic (luna.. lunar...)

    vjorion 1 year ago

  • @vjorion oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! OK! now i get it! haha THX a lot! :)

    KrisztaSedro 1 year ago

  • @vjorion no, its because a while back, a woman who was an astronaut went completely psycho, shaved her head, and i think tryed to kill her kids and herself

    TurtlePicnic 1 year ago

  • @TurtlePicnic Really? I had no idea! Well, they turn out to be both lunatics I guess ;-)

    vjorion 1 year ago

  • @KrisztaSedro reference to Lisa Nowak i believe.

    malaris10 1 year ago

  • number 10 xD

    GuitaGal92 1 year ago

  • LOVE #7

    iluvu6916 1 year ago

  • ......haters.

    ayubrit 1 year ago

  • number 4 and number 10 is funny as shit!

    smokintheblaze 1 year ago

  • LMAO!! Paris and Brit are awesome! I wanna join in on 'sluttin' it up' with them hahaha

    QLFILMS 1 year ago

  • #7 was the best.

    19thaman79 1 year ago

  • britney spears queen

    go watch my videos type britney spears dale

    britneydalenumber1 1 year ago

  • # 9 lol

    zuzima161 1 year ago

  • # 1 is the best

    BfriendlyBcreative 1 year ago

  • NUMBER 7!!!! LOL

    SpikeLanta 1 year ago

  • pick on the vunerable...

    this isn't funny, it's cruel.

    Craig is the only one who refuses to pick on the vunerable, which is why he is better than the rest of them.

    ktrain12321 1 year ago

  • @ktrain12321  u know its funny

    zuzima161 1 year ago

  • @ktrain12321 and shes not vunerable

    zuzima161 1 year ago

  • i think it's funny, but the pain she's gone through outweighs any humor involved. She is vulnerable, as everything she does seems to go through the tabloids.

    If you were her, would you be laughing?

    I didn't think so.

    ktrain12321 1 year ago 7

  • @ktrain12321 thank you for actually being nice.God bless you for not bringing down someone.can you believe how much cruelty is out there these days

    twiztedsweetness21 1 year ago

  • that seemed a little cruel

    SteABW 1 year ago

  • i am a huge britney fan... but i must admit these are funny

    firealarm888 2 years ago 9

  • i like number three. i want my wig back bitch

    JabboWockeeZ 2 years ago 50

  • @JabboWockeeZ i liked the way he read it.

    GooseRain 1 year ago

  • @GooseRain

    lol so true

    JabboWockeeZ 1 year ago

  • The first one is the the funniest :)

    Gagagrr 2 years ago 4

  • HAHAHA!!! HILARIOUS!!!

    JL6162 2 years ago 3

  • Who wants to slut it up with me ?

    nethrit 2 years ago 4

  • The way he says bitch...haha

    Themer1 2 years ago 10

  • still on for sluttin up weekend with paris! lol

    nameurself 2 years ago 4

  • I don't really know why but that Al Gore thing on number 8 cracked me up :D

    kanemura93 2 years ago 7

  • Pretty funny, no seriously number ten was probably the funniest one though.

    Gamelvl84 2 years ago 7

  • sameee.

    iwasamagician 2 years ago

  • its Carol Channing i want my wig back bitch.

    lmao nice.

    MissMillsonxx 2 years ago 7

  • that was sooo mean.

    FahHazmi 2 years ago

  • i dont get number four, someone explain please!

    vietprideee 2 years ago

  • Just Google: "Lisa Nowak" or "crazy astronaut"

    davidmorem 2 years ago

  • she drove hundreads miles, wearing diaper along the way and obsess about a guy..who's also an astronaut...

    pinkandizyan 2 years ago

  • it's because she's high all the time

    mickydood 2 years ago 3

  • Number four: because a crazy astronaut lady recently drove cross country wearing nappies in order to confront another two astronauts involved in a love triangle.

    powpanda 2 years ago 11

  • "Hey it's Paris. Are we still on for sluttin' up this weekend?"

    LOL that was a good one!!!

    Mrari17 2 years ago 5

  • too bad that i don't understand it...=( hate my bad english!

    msgirl16 2 years ago

  • Dont be sad, its not very funny.

    yhcnuH 2 years ago

  • i love britney.,

    cyheny0 2 years ago 8

  • i don't get #4

    nickelbackhero19 2 years ago

  • the astronaut that kidnapped someone wearing an astronaut diaper.

    dementionX 2 years ago 2

  • i think carlos mencia made a joke on that

    MrRandomvids1 2 years ago

  • me too :D

    Hoangalicious1412 2 years ago

  • LOL this is soo goood!!

    britTneyrulEzzZZ 2 years ago 2

  • #10, 7, 6!

    AmericanPie37 2 years ago

  • i love Britney! but this is funny as hell!! xD!

    argentineguy 2 years ago 4

  • LOL 3,2,1

    yuo1yuo1 2 years ago

  • hi all

    acreepyguy 2 years ago

  • He reads too fucken fast, it's not funny

    jeepo88 2 years ago 5

  • may be because he doesn't write the jokes?

    alepinol 2 years ago

  • #4, #3, and #1 LOL

    Hamish1993 2 years ago

  • lmao #7

    spitlord 2 years ago 3

  • BAHAHAHUHUHUHUHU

    RossRoss12345 2 years ago

  • 10 5 1 were funny

    shorty6321 2 years ago

  • Good ones :D

    KonvoyChief 2 years ago 3

  • ChromeSpinners1 - U are a chump who has never accomplished anything. Do you have a top rated show? Oh. Riiiigghhhht. LOSER HAHA

    PenisYourMama 2 years ago

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    PenisYourMama 2 years ago

  • i ACTUALLY UNDERSTUDY NUMBER 4 LOL

    THAT Crazy stalker woman from NASA

    quiqui89 2 years ago 6

  • Oh, lol.

    BlackRainZero 2 years ago

  • lettermans comedic timing is questionable

    ChromeSpinners1 2 years ago

  • As is your response time to the clip.

    richardbrister 2 years ago 4

  • Gosh that host is a dick. NUMBER 3... NUMBER 3!!!

    Stfu and let people laugh you ass.

    Plasmapocky 2 years ago

  • lol

    Naruto4479 2 years ago

  • Num-eb-bur-bur 6!

    littlemissbossy799 2 years ago 3

  • Best top ten ever.

    Oxmustube 2 years ago 5

  • Apparently you're all Britney fans!

    darvane187 3 years ago 4

  • number 1 is soo funny hahahaha hairdresser and number 3 lol haha

    linbear4 3 years ago

  • I want my wig back bitch!

    bandwicker 3 years ago 11

  • I think he's being funnier.

    WNcube06 3 years ago

  • lol

    usuck3456 3 years ago

  • haha #7 and #4

    ejr1978 3 years ago 8

  • Why won't he let people laugh? He keeps saying the next number so quickly! I know he thinks he's being even funnier, but it's fuckin annoying!

    free2bfierce 3 years ago

  • I was just going to say that!! It gets on my nerves

    baums8085 2 years ago

  • Too funny!

    stonedog35 5 years ago 16

  • Too funny!!

    atm222 5 years ago 18

  • lmao another classic Letterman show lol

    theone2225 5 years ago 15

  • GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!

    rafaarias 5 years ago 17

  • ye fuck that

    fragiskos24 3 years ago

  • lol pretty funny

    pelletier1986 5 years ago 11

  • rofl, thats hella funny XD

    Kriskronqui 5 years ago 11

  • LOL @ #7

    illruckas645 5 years ago 11

  • The Carol Channing one almost made me do a spit take with my coffee.

    atarileaf 5 years ago

  • Funniest thing I've seen today.

    phillyphan32992 5 years ago

  • haha!

    IN0C3NT 5 years ago

  • lol

    islandtalker 5 years ago

  • Awesome!

    staphinfection 5 years ago

  • GREAT!

    MasterOfHyrule1 5 years ago

  • might have been funny if didn't read it like an ass

    wasphk 5 years ago

  • 10, 7, 4 are good.

    activered 5 years ago

  • come on viacom, please let us relive your glory days by letting us view your clips from the past

    lemmiwinks09 5 years ago

  • "I want my wig back, bitch" hahahahahaha

    mark0alot 5 years ago

  • funny stuff

    cooper24 5 years ago

  • haha that was great!!! lovee letterman

    sherilrelish 5 years ago

  • He still does that garbage. Letterman is crap.

    DeFo06 5 years ago

  • hilarious loved it

    littledevil1983 5 years ago

  • Hahaha, that was great.

    totallymysticwaters 5 years ago

  • leave britney alone

    angrylambie 5 years ago

  • AHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!

    acappellabella 5 years ago

  • Hahaha! KFed the responsible one :p

    Schroeder182 5 years ago

  • good stuff! haha

    xXFelixMangXx 5 years ago

  • good stuff haha

    xXFelixMangXx 5 years ago

  • heh I love # 3,2,1 ! XD Yep the top ten is hillarious! =0

    KookyGoth11 5 years ago

  • good ol' britney is always good for a cheap laugh.

    gannondork 5 years ago

  • 20k views and only 2 comments? CBS stop with the hax

    crackakilla 5 years ago

  • Best part of the show.

    They need to stop making funny of Britney though. It's just getting cliche now.

    davidprevails 5 years ago

  • the astronaut one is the best

    Tvanvuure 5 years ago

  • it was funny, but i think i'm going to side with craig ferguson on this one

    azt129 5 years ago

  • The astronaut one was great!

    LazyTimeGirl 5 years ago

  • LOL!! Al Gore lmao

    bebeballer 5 years ago

  • hmm quite funny

    Jokerjdude 5 years ago

  • LOL

    LeetG 5 years ago

  • Some of these are actually funny, but David Letterman still sucks and is a douche.

    rockinthesuburbs 5 years ago

  • funnayyy! 5 stars!

    gipee 5 years ago

  • lol i love 2. and 10.

    Ompaloompa99 5 years ago

  • haha, it's so true!

    TehSaint 5 years ago

  • lol

    eeyore12345 5 years ago

  • LOL @ NASA!

    molnardian 5 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

    BETTERwithYOU 5 years ago

  • LOL.

    Shadowx000 5 years ago

  • Numbers 9, 7, and 4

    Ha!

    PhatCatProductions 5 years ago

  • david letterman rocks the top 10 every night!

    blackopsninja 5 years ago

  • 7. "it's k-fed. who would've thought i'd look like the responsible one?" classic!

    MrFridayNight 5 years ago

  • 7. "it's k-fed. who would've thought i'd look like the responsible one?" classic!

    MrFridayNight 5 years ago

  • #7 should be #1. I'm not a fan of her. Can't stand her music. But she's still a human being and what she's going through is rough. But she asked to be famous. This is what she wanted. She made her bed and now she has to lie in it. And that includes this bad press that her delerium is causing

    sirengarg 5 years ago

  • that's pretty good...

    letterman > leno

    Leno is so fake, he's easily THE WORST INTERVIEWER OF ALL TIME, and he totally sucks for snatching Stuttering John from the Howard Stern show, that was the lamest move of all time. F*** Jay Leno! How he manages to beat Letterman in the ratings is beyond me.

    robbieX97 5 years ago

  • I am upset with this. Craig Fergusen is the real man in this situation. No one should make fun of people that REALLY need help. Britney is not okay and should not be made fun of in this situation.

    dimiavasiel7 5 years ago

  • Late Late Show > Late Show

    KJGould 5 years ago

  • i enjoy number 7 the most lol

    shazalomaniac 5 years ago

  • haahahaha

    nightwigger 5 years ago

  • sluttin' it up

    haha

    mehmeh13 5 years ago

  • ouch, they were funny but harsh

    sadhat88 5 years ago

  • Tell Craig Ferguson to stop wearing a tie

    zerrath 5 years ago

  • Very funny, but the #1s are never the funniest I've noticed.

    BlueOceanBelow 5 years ago

  • haha..."Nasa Calling..you might be Astronaut material"

    Letterman Rules!!

    kpsthebest 5 years ago

  • absolutely not funny whatsoever

    dripnotiC 5 years ago

  • that was gold, lawls..

    nk47 5 years ago