PREGNANY AND BIRTH

[musicmanpiezo]

I'm ugly. So I have to blame my parents...or the invisible man...or who gives a fuck.

[TheLovemeorhateme199]

:C nasty whore

[Lycanbassist]

hay on your blog about periods you gave help to my sister thanks for the advice

[Lycanbassist]

make a video about sex

[acacialovescows]

non-a-track-iv...

[hannah09877]

Annatheuniiiicorn@ she not an idiot do something else and get a life she's just giving you an example you ugly mole

I love you Miranda

[1Angel2261]

You guys are so STUPID.

Miranda is a character: that isn't her real name.

I LOVE YOUR REAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL, BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS SO AMAZING! <3 AND YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!! <3

She's so good at acting and being a comedian that you losers take her serious <3 Love you girly, keep those gigs comin' and update your "real" YouTube channel! I wanna know how Bailey is doing! :)

LOVE YA! <3

[purplepandahead]

@1Angel2261 youre ruining it D:

[AnnaTheUniiiicorn]

The BABY Does NOT Live In Your STOMACH -___- Idiot.

[xianmichaelanderson]

2:02 - 2:15 hahahaha

[VeryStrangechild]

So true Miranda!

[Duncan5421]

hatass gonna hatee babeee <3

[Mirfandasbiggestfan]

I LOVE YOU. BE MY BFF

[ginger505]

I didn't realise how funny you were until I started watching your videos more and more!! you are hilarious!! screw the haters! :D xx

[tsgreene21]

do your next vlog on religion please!

[tsgreene21]

YOU CANNOT BE EMBARRESED BY THE BODY!

[tsgreene21]

apparently you are very undereducated in sexual topics

[devonvieaux]

Dear haters,

obviously you like miranda if you keep watching her videos and commenting on them.. and you suck at hating because all you're doing is giving her more views and comments. lol good job.:)

[Esorassen]

@devonvieaux dear devon, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

[Pandabear1561]

Get off YouTube

[Pandabear1561]

You don't know nothing about this stuff go get a class lord help this girl fuck you I hate u I wish you would go to hell

[livelocadanceloca]

'Prenacy'

[strawberryme08]

so funny like usual...man I love you. Did your mom really have you in the water? If so I wasn't sure that it was all that popular when you were born. just curious. hugs

[AshTube213]

When you were breathing my mom thought i was watching p*rn ..... o.O

[blemmeh]

omg i love your lips.

[CutiepieAbi12]

Ermm...enough bout the stupid marriage thing!!! You dont have to be marrieddd!!!!! thats your opinion so stop TELLING us!!!!!!!

[catherine4ever43]

ARIANA GRANDE SWEATER<3 I HAVE THAT <3

[JessicaBGee]

your*

[JessicaBGee]

I love you Ariana Grande sweater! <3 [:

[Esorassen]

you should have been drowned at birth

[sammy65500]

YOU DONT TAKE BATHS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD THAT'S NASTY!!!!

[sammy65500]

so if a man falls on love with you have the baby will be ugly!!!

[ariatari22]

"lacrosse breathing..he he he he he he" hahaha

[JoeHarperArtwork]

i think i love you. although you are patronising, and you come across really false - you just make me laugh, plus your really pretty. I think you should make a dance up, like a really funny one tho, and call it the 'Gremlin Dance'...

[MsHeatOfPassion]

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­

[vanessamuse]

omg the noises

[livpoula]

ur gonna have a fully ugly baby. u know nothing about life bitch. are you fucking ur self wht the hell."lacrosse breathing" you sound like the chef from the little mermaid.

[BIEBEROLIGIST]

her mom had her in the bath tub maybe thats why shes so screwed up :P

[BIEBEROLIGIST]

it doesnt matter about looks it matter about love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! i would hate to be your baby. big red lips horrible attitude thinks shes right about everything horrible singer yeah no thank you.

[emmacr11]

her breathing excersize sounds like what she does during sex with her mom

[prankCallers1436]

Love the hoodie! I got the same one :D

[lyriclover2272]

im sure she just takes a shower when shes on her period even tho she said she doesnt like showers cuz there dangerous miranda was prob just saying that as a warning chz they are dangerous

[IWuzHereEpic]

I've been watching a few of these...I think personally, they're all of your opinions, and 2 facts. Some people want babies before marriage. Some like, this was rude to say, unattractive people. I think some of these, you're getting wrong. So go to some site, and go learn some more.

#NOHATE

[2312961]

I dont know why people are calling you a jerk and a whore ...your clearly messing so everyone needs to chill :L i think your hilarious:L:L

[baileybean123b]

@snippyduda I think u can answer that question...

[snippyduda]

Is she black

[TamaraDanielle1]

ur awesome! im so addicted to ur videos. I would be so flattered if you put my comment in one of ur vlogs...please please please :) and you are an awesome singgerrrrrrr! :)

[11MGallagher]

Yeah dont marry you then HAHA!!!!

[XorangeXmangoXspiceX]

hahaha sooo funny ;) OMG you've got your Ariana Grande hoody ;) love you Miranda/Colleen xoxo

[1312cutie2131]

Your such a jerk

[Skysky12312]

ERRRR TATS JUST DISTURBING UR SUPPOST TO HAVE A BATH EVERY DAY WHEN YOUR ON YOUR PEIROD OTHERWISE UR STINK OF BLOOD U SICK WHORE BTW NICE LIPPY HAHA XD lol jokes!!!

[Pandora116]

HAHaHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pregnancy only happens when your married and when you want it, haha thats funny thanks

[TheMissyLove1]

@ElectroBunneh134 lol u do know this is a skit right? Miranda is a character played by a good singer on utube named Colleen Ballinger. Lol calm down!!!

[amberrxoxo1]

shes kidding. calm down guys.

[ElectroBunneh134]

YOU DON'T TAKE BATHS WHEN UR ON UR PERIOD?! WHAT ABOUT A SHOWER?! YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING! EWWWW!

[ElectroBunneh134]

Cancer isn't treatable dumb ass. AND LEARN TO TALK AND READ NORMALLY YOU WHORE!

[ElectroBunneh134]

A Half Ugly Baby... LIKE YOU?!

[chunkymilk]

Lips.

[hannahsgonebananas]

Miranda, you're gorgeous. You have great talent. All these haters are just immature. They Can't see the obvious, which is that you're just being funny. I look up to you. You're my role model. I love that you're a Christian. I am too. :) Keep doing what you're doing. Don't let the haters get you down. (: <3

[anniegirl970]

Miranda your beautiful and you are so funny also never give up when people say they hate you it's okay you have ALOT of fans it's okay. Love you miranda good job keep it up

[ashleynut]

AHHH SHES WEARING AN ARIANA GRANDE SWEATSHIRT ♥♥♥

[MadMusix1]

Hiya , Plz follow me on Twitter ! @_xBieberArmyx_ !!! Love you ur amazing ! xx

[glitterbabes5]

But.. if someone walked past you in the street they would automatically think your fat..no question to it.

[maddykitty2008]

DO A VLOG ABOUT SEX OR PORN



[bigfanofaustin67]

@maddykitty2008 really

[maddykitty2008]

@bigfanofaustin67 yes da

[cuttiepie891]

if yhu get born in the bath tub yhulll look like that ugly thing...ctfu

[goddessdiamond64]

SING SET FIRE TO THE RAIN!!!!!!!

[goddessdiamond64]

pregnantcie is when your pregnent reallly

[BrandymeowVal]

what if you get rapped?!?and thats shaddy if u think people should only get married when u find a hot guy? i guess u really dont know anything about the bible,and u cant hate! if it say hatting is a sin then ur a double sinner!

[XoxBellaBlackoxO]

@BrandymeowVal ... I dont even know what a SIN IS!!?? I have an unorginized religon... Its spiritual believe...

[BrandymeowVal]

@XoxBellaBlackoxO i dont get you.....

[LMFAO43ver]

Umm Are You Talking About The VAGINA? Yeah . . T h a t s What Its Called Not A "Private Part"

[ennaerb97]

WARNING!!! DON'T HAVE UR BABY IN THE BATHTUB OR IT'LL TURN OUT LIKE THIS PERSON!!!

[denisepaige97]

@ennaerb97 Buttface. I was born in a toilet. ANd I turned out worse. BOO YEAH.

[Gameandmusiclover]

UR A LIL BITCH U ARE RUDE U R FUCKING RUDE U NEED TO GET PREGNANT!

[denisepaige97]

@Gameandmusiclover I know you are a "B word" and you are rude and you need to get pregnant too. Unless your a guy. Then you need to go potty.

[xxLyricPrincesZxx]

you don't have a baby inside your stomach, it's in the uterus. Just a heads up. lol

[sierralanecom]

she really helps!

[ziiiiii95]

LOOOOOL I FRICKIN LOVE YOU!!! this is the first time ive felt the need to comment ohmygaaaaad

[dirtoaica]

hihihi huhuhu hohoho hahaha

[victoriahoward1]

you are so freakin rude you said if you see a really fat person that they are pregnant!!! so ughhhhhhhhh wait did i say your so ughhh i meant to say your face is ughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[rwilt9]

you shouldnt be talking about being pregnant your never going to have a baby bez your so fugly

[abigaildavis876]

i lov e u

[abigaildavis876]

thank u for that

[chantelledaniels123]

your so nice mernda xxxx and funny i know i been mean about ya singing and im sorry

[XxPixiexX1000]

you cants read or talk !!

[XxPixiexX1000]

@XxPixiexX1000 cant**

[EmmaKatherine315]

Could you do a video of the hate mail you get?

[templeton2156]

no wonder your so messed up, your were born in a bathtub

[grandmaskickbutt]

she is wearing the ariana grande jacket go miranda

[backsterNS]

hey.... can u also have birth in a pool and haters TAKE A CHIIL PILL

[ShaeShaeBieber]

It Says Ariana Grande On Her Shrrt

[UncoveredMystery17]

'not attrative'

[UncoveredMystery17]

'prenancy'

'faer'

[katyoung123]

"sorry to say it, but thats the truth...so HATERS dont get mad" HAHAH

[killaswaag1]

i hate you. DUMBASS WE KNOW WHAT PREGNACY IS! plus bitch you say if you FUCK someone ugly then the baby will be ugly, all i gotta say is nigga your daddy muust be a donkey or something! and what the fuuck why dont you bathe your ugly ass, if your gonna blind people in public at least smell good. i hate you and your so self centered. bitch you only care about yourself and i hope you burn in hell for it! God hates you, im going to pray that you can find a heart and some damn common sense! CUNT!

[Esorassen]

do a vlog about abortions and explain why your mom changed her mind

[louisesumner123]

blonde and i mean blonde

[Elleisohsonotsexy]

Seriously?

[bigmirfanda]

please look at my fanvid for her :D

[ImBeggingYouPlease]

I died from laughing when she did the breathing. I love Miranda!

[nickyc098]

hey miranda!

just wanna know how do you leave fan mail???

miranda luver nicky!

[XoxBellaBlackoxO]

Um.. that means you cant have a baby unless you want it ugly. My mom had me before she was married dumb dumb!!! You suck. And you suck and you suck WE KNOW EVERYTHING ALREADY!!!!

[rachelrekhter123182]

you suck see ya

[rachelrekhter123182]

your nice and all but you can't give any more advice kk u suck

[lunarpaw99]

She is a comedian . Leave her alone guyss -.-

[kayvivian01]

it matters of love not beautifulness

[mikaylamiller101]

you shouldcut your hair short up to you sholders going diaginal you wold look even more prttyer and wipe around your lips to get the extra lipstick off

i love u :)

[MaxximusFrost]

LIES! Pregnancy ALSO happens when you get into yer parents liquor cabinet for a night xD

[desifantastic1]

hey mirandia i fuckin love you your videos are hilarious at first i was a hater but then i started reading the commets that you were just acting but all you haters out there leave her alone if you have nonthing to say then just fickin dont say anything again love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Andjix333]

@desifantastic1 I agree with ya :D

[yiita79]

why do you spell it vlog instead of blog?

[msavril04110]

FAN MAIL: I love you Miranda and Your amazing. Your career is going to go far(: and I know Its Funny When Haters Talk Crap and You always know what to say Back to them. Keep Up The Good.... EVERYTHING! Once again... HUGE MIRFANDA and ... Well.. I LOVE YOU(: Stay Beautiful!

[DawnldShmanderzShow]

i love haters!!!

[AnnaBear88]

Oh Em Gee!!!!! i love you so so SO SO!!!! Much. (no homo to all you haters) i admire you so much..... to actually go out there with the courage to have your own unique style and dont give a care on whos says whatever!!!!!!!! i wish i could do that!!!!!! lovin the lips <3

[FearlessFireflies7]

Don't know how I discovered you! :D You are aaaaahmazing! It's like I needed you all my life and now youre telling me all the things I can't ask my uncle about! ;) I LOOVE YOU! Mifanda 4ever! <3 I'll totally wear my lipstick that way tomorrow, even though I'm not supposed to wear makeup, but its soooo pretty! Love xoxo

[ColleenGreen23]

"now i'm a natural swimmer too" hahahahhahaha

[lilsexyshorty3]

"Now im a natural swimmer too" LMAO

[uriw1989]

you're hilarious!

[MegaSwaggerfly]

ewwww so you dont take bath for a whole week ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MissBrunette2011]

@MegaSwaggerfly it's a joke. she is acting..

[MegaSwaggerfly]

what if the baby drowns in the bathtub and just say vagina you have one i have one

[AmAyAbAnDa]

Thats sort of rude she said your baby can be half ugly. If you fall in love with someone you fall in love with everything about them not just their looks.

[XDCupcakeMonster]

:O OMG Im Telling My Momma She Said A Bad Word.

[EatYourUncornzz]

YOUR F*CKING KIDDING ME!!!

[IzzyBelCarlson]

"Now I'm a natural swimmer!"

[laffytaffygirl321]

hey miranda you are awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are sooooooooooooooooooooooo cccccooooooooooooollllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllll! how do you teach a cat how to model? post in next video please!!!!!!

[emobabe1234ever]

questionn; .. i dont have to be married to be pregnant.

[XDCupcakeMonster]

@emobabe1234ever Its The Type Of Religon Shes In. Where You Cant Have Sex Till Your Married.

[MonsterCutie2]

I Love Your Hoodie (:

[lucyseath95]

guys..... we all know that secretly... she's a porn star.

[ComedianNicky]

i like that you are being you miranda!!! im pregnant and almost 8 months!! and this is my first child.. i love that you read people's rude comments, because you are tooo funny!!! <3

[Scoobalawn]

LOL you are so hilarious!

[iluvgirr87]

DUDE THATS FRIGGEN GROSS YUHH HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER ON YOUR PERIOD OR ELSE ...... EWWW EWEWEWWWWWWW

[davidbakx]

@iluvgirr87 BACK OFF ME GIRL MIRANDA!!! k bye.

[babyalie1403]

now i no why no 1 wants 2 marry u cuz ur such an unattactive lesbo

[LoveMusicLives]

Okay first of all, having a baby in the bath tub is discusting and 2nd: tamponds are NOT like sex. they are to stop the bleeding. it's not like your going striaght to the devil for that. i know everyone already prolly says this but LAY OFF ON THE LIPSTICK!

[TheCutie900]

@LoveMusicLives shut up u cant tell a person they are going to hell only god knows who is going were

[cassidy2021]

Your such a bitch!! I fucking hate you so much ! You can't even sing!!! Fuck you bitchy ass whore!!

[coley1398]

i tried your lacrosse breathing, and it didnt work, only my tampon came out...whoops!

[sierralanecom]

@coley1398 well we know your on your period... and a girl...

[TheMirfandas]

Volgged**

[TheMirfandas]

We would****

[TheMirfandas]

OMG MIRANDA!!! We totally agree with everything you just said!! This is one of our favorite videos, and yes we have a lot of favorites! :) And wdalyic love if you clogged next about your favorite Disney princess, because we know everyone has one, but we want to know what your is! :)

[idgaf8534]

I love you, you crack me up so much! <3 Rachel Barry in the making giiiiiiiirrrrrlllllllll!

[BeautybyRoisin2]

how can people hate miranda she is hilarious and always makes my day! some people are just too sensitive these days x

[ArianaGIsMyIdol]

love how the haters dont even realize that miranda is acting. lmfaoo

[ArianaGIsMyIdol]

nice sweatshirt btw :D

[mirandy124]

do a vlog about grannie panties vs. thongs!!!

[ChocoPandaRobot]

LOL!

[queenabbie]

omg i lovee youuuuu soooo muchhhhh:))))) your videos totally make my daaayyy:)))) and your advice is the besssssttt:)))))))) haha <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[SamGuest]

@Gavri98 it's a joke... Just like the whole vlog and Miranda character is...so piss off you stupid little prick.

[awsmwhite951]

my favorite? nutella. or. MIRANDASINGS. . . ? sorry nutella.

[annabellehooray]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA



[jaznspeshul]

Omg u soo freaking gorgeos!!!!!

[JessieMcFierce]

I love your lipstick, it looks so unique on you! <3 I think you're perfect, by the way.

[mshappylili1]

Hey Miranda its me Leslie i love your videos they make me laugh your one of my role models And i hate how people are always hating on you they are just jealous plus if they "HATE" you so much then how come they are always commenting on your videos? Remember Haters Make you Famous :D

Best wishes,

Mirfanda #1 Leslie

[megzworld913]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD YOU STILL DON'T CLEAN YOURSELF???? LIKE SERIOUSLY....... IT WON'T HURT TO TRY A SHOWER!!

[rafaelc555888]

@megzworld913 once you shower, you never go back

[ForeverKelly05]

haha dobt you guys know shes a COMEDIAN!!?? Her real name is colleen Ballinger and her youtube account is physcosoprano she can actually sing reallly well!

[Picklebean34]

I feel sorry for miranda... She looked a little upset reading the hate mail :( WE LOVE YOU MIRANDA.

[jaznspeshul]

I know that mirandas baby is going to be beautiful!!!

[taraaboland]

hater, gotcha

[campushawn]

everything she says is so DUH

[TeazeUrMind]

I need to know about getting a drivers liscence cause I know you Miranda are the most smartest person I can think of. Or how to ride a bike cause I may be riding one for the rest of my life.

[scandia61]

I think you should talk about the evils of porn!

[theDeadSqweyel]

Heeheeheee Hohohohoo Hahahaahaa Heeheheehee Huuhuuhuu... #ROFL