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  • was this comedy?

  • Watch 'Stewart Lee on Russell Howard' Sums up my feelings towards him.

  • @ukulazy Where can I see that?

  • @50Dashes Should be on YouTube. Either the clip or the full episode 'Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - Comedy'.

  • so hot so cute n so funny

  • Type loving mum scars the crap out of son

  • arse kissing twat

  • Once you see the sweat patches you can't stop noticing them.

  • at least he talking some sense

    

  • Like the show better <3

  • @sibbo8888 If you say that then I think he was likely talking about you.

  • @sibbo8888 Amen brother!

    

  • That was scarwy.... :'(

  • it's really easy to get caught up in angry people, though. i'm glad people aren't angry about much in australia, i'd hate to live in the u.s because everyone there seems to be offended by something.

  • @shcnoozlebop Australia sounds amazing just from your comment! (I'm American lol)

  • @UzumakiUchihaNaruto plenty of room come on down lol

  • @shcnoozlebop you should spend a day at an Australian bottle O' LOL many angry ppl shop at those :P

  • It's funny... I completely agree xD

  • Never noticed before how cross-eyed Russell Howard is...

  • God doesn't want people to be so uptight, otherwise we wouldn't start of our lives by being shoved headfirst through someones vagina

  • @EmmaB3545 ROFL

  • @EmmaB3545 However, speaking of tight...

  • popazz and waterbottle - get a room, already!

  • 1:04 ... erm, russel ... Lynx antipersperant fail.

  • @F1NNAZ its not his fault with stage lights u can wear 10 bottles of deodrant and still be sweatin there that hot

  • Had is moments on mock the week at times, not to sure about his stand up tho...

  • Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz!

  • @popazz1 You seem a bit flustered by that?? hit a nerve have i, you dirty old ramsbottom;)

  • unfunny boss eyed twat

  • @annamatronix ,

    What,and you're physically perfect,are you?! Any real need to take the piss out of some-1's slight physical defect?!

  • @popazz1 yes i have a real need to take the piss...well...because he's an unfunny boss eyed twat.

  • @annamatronix ,

    Ok,well,lets see you getting up on stage in front of 1000s & be consistantly funny,'boss eyes' or not! It's just so pathetic that you don't seem able to give a comment without being,un-necessarily,derogerat­ory about some-1's imperfections!

  • @popazz1 are you one of those ridiculous people that laugh at his jokes not because you find them the slightest bit amusing, but because you want to prove you get it despite how bad his delivery is, and he's still a boxer eyed mongtard.

  • @annamatronix ,

    Whatever you say,pal,whatever you say! Now,back under your stone,go on,there's a good moron!

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  • "what next,nooses fitted to fannies?" Fecking genius!

  • if only he was as funny as his lazy eyes

  • @TheEscapeReality Who's Uk?

  • fuck uk

  • love russel howard but my god have you seen the sweat patches!

  • @WaterBottle1998 watch lee evans and compared to him russel is only a little hot compared to lee xD

  • @TheBoredomOtaku Haha i know!!!!

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Sweat patches? Call them sweat patches,lol? You ever been to a Lee Evans gig? Christ,sit closer than the back row & he'll drown you with the amount of sweat coming off him,lol!

  • @popazz1 Haha i know!!!!

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Last 1 I went to I took a snorkel & flippers! : 0

  • @popazz1 LOL

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Up periscope!  : 0

  • @popazz1 LOL

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Move aside,Russell,hahaha!

  • @popazz1 LOL

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Ok,lol,enough now,people are gonna start talking.I've already got 1 stalker on here,lol,not sure I can handle another,hahaha! You'd have to read the 'abuse' I'm getting from 'annamatronix' to get the stalking reference,lol.

  • @popazz1 mate i dont fucking give about what some ones saying to you and no distrespect but i aint gunna waste my time reading it and i aint your stalker i had a convosation with you and it was funny but its done now yeah? Dont make posting a comment sound all badaman k? have a great life. I hope you dont die :)

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Whoa,fella,take a chill-pill,yeah?! Shit,YouTube is filled with really weird folk! Ok,yeah,end of! Back at you,with the 'have a great life'! Jeeze,I was fricking joking about the 'stalker' bit.Christ,excuse me for having a sense of humour!

  • @popazz1 sorry i had a bad day and you were pissing me off because every few seconds my email went off say popazz1 has replied to your comment sozza but calm down mate!

  • @WaterBottle1998 ,

    Right,ok,well I'm big enough to accept the apology! So let's just leave it there,yeah!

  • @popazz1 k

  • just realised at 1:05 he's sweating loads

  • he's no stranger to stealing fellow comedians jokes....what a fake

  • @betover68

    What joke did he steal from whom, then? 

  • "mother, point your fanny that way!" pissing myself

  • has anyone ever noticed that BBCone.com looks like bb cone . com?

  • He's cool but Ben Elton was doing this stuff back in the 80s lol In fact he had a routine about 'Mrs Thatch' (sic) that was so like this its kind of surreal watching it :)

  • @BritGirlJay This is only a small portion of Russell Howard's routine. Darlin' ... Ben Elton stole his whole act from Alexei Sayle.

  • @BritGirlJay Alexei Sayle's

  • he not good at russell peters ............

  • @lqam01 are you kidding me...he is way better than Peters

  • I just love the part when he raises his one leg and makes a noise. It makes me laugh to death. Russell is just so goofy :3 You have to smile

  • @jamielynjoystewart: Boo hoo grandpa. Smile sunshine. :)

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  • @jamielynjoystewart So, despite the fact you are OBVIOUSLY a very open minded and well spoken person, you can't put an apostrophe in the right place? Dear me, you'd think someone with a vocabulary of 15,000 words could spell "aliens" right. And by the way, we start new sentences with capital letters. But of course you'd know that, because you graduated with a very impressive vocabulary.

  • @jamielynjoystewart

    Oh, god, you sound like the average American nut job, whining about how everyone's out to get him. I swear if you're White, male, and Christian you should consider jumping the pond. We'd welcome you with open arms. :)

  • SuperGoldenPony, i can understand where you are coming form but i feel he is too upbeat when he carries out his punchlines. He still sees the good in people and this is where me and him differ entirely. Russel has a feeling of optimisim and faith in humanity.

    My style is 100% vitriol and when i rant and rave abut humanity i do not hold back for hoping that humanity can learn as Russel tends to lean to. He is a funny guy no question, but not someone i can emulate in terms of technique.

  • @jakamneziak Aaww. Cheer up, you depressing oddball.

  • Well as long as they are enjoying being mad I guess it's okay...

  • 'Mother, point your fanny towards Dover'

    *WHOOOOOSHHHHH*

    LMAO

  • he is describing my dad loool

  • russel howard is good but his point of view goes almost completely against my philosophy which is expose humanity for the scum that we are and rip it apart like a rare steak in the hands of a wolverine high on angel dust.

  • @jakamneziak Doesn't he do that with the means he has available (comedy) as well?

  • @jakamneziak Then may I suggest you watch some vids featuring Jim Davidson

  • One of the only comedians' performances I can watch over and over again, and it still makes me crack up laughing every time I see it. Nice to have a cheerful comedian who really focuses on the good things about life instead of just the depressing bits. He's like a daily mail antidote. Thanks, Russell :)

  • chris rock did that immigration joke 10 years ago

    

  • Wow, when did Russel Howard grow up?

  • @Swiftbollocks

    1980!

  • @Swiftbollocks

    I don't think he will ever grow up.. but that's just me

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  • His rants are really meaningful and hilarious!!

  • @MrScambuster1 Being angry doesn't work by just typing random words that vaguely relate to the subject....

  • he's great:]

  • absolutely brilliant, so funny could watch him all day.:)

  • Love him! x

  • he is soooooo FUNNY!!! a just piss my pants watching this... btw his armpits r sweaty :)

  • Lol, I love him, I think he's brill :) uses alot of the same material... his other stuff's hillarious, this isn't so good...

  • oh MY GOD WHY are poeple having fucking immagration arguments on this fucking video! i dont care which side you're on! its pathetic! theyre here and theyre staying here, and there isnt a damn fucking thing you teenage virgins can do about it. GET LAID. I SUGGEST A NICE POLIH GIRL.

  • @RyusakisInfiniteFood you are the one doing all the moaning

  • I've never seen a man so passionate about having no views :P

  • I was waiting for "Oh, if only Diana were here" hahahaha!

  • we create our own misery RH  genius

  • omg he so funny

  • Cool!!

  • he is a little repetitive though.

  • russell howard is amazing, he just summed up my view in a neat 1 minutes and 41 seconds

  • @handbuiltbyrobots1 lol there's no 1:41 actually

  • i love this episode of live @ apollo. he's so right.

  • I love how he goes "NOOOOOOOOOO" And the audience gets scared into silence! Awesome!

  • @xTunafishx OMG I know so funny

  • @xTunafishx Woaohhh Indeed!!

  • @xTunafishx It scared me a little bit....

  • i honstly find it hard 2 believe how Pricks like arrgharry talk about immigration, pricks like the person in questio need 2 understand immigration is their last hope 4 a better life and they wud do shitty jobs 4 penuts which many bigots wouldnt do ... ignorant little shits like arrgharry really piss me off

  • Breaking up everyone getting their panties in a bunch over stupid shit-

    This is hilarious. I love Russell Howard. I'm going to marry him someday.

  • theres too many irrelevant points in that, and a few blatant lies.

    dunno who your calling dim, i don't plan on having to do the jobs you have done. grow up, act like an adult, insults are for people my age.

  • lucky for you then if you didn't have to claim any money, some people aren't that lucky but thats what the state is there for, to support people in finding work.

    there are enough english people who do stupid things like that, maybe in a slightly different way but no less stupid.

  • I love this guy!

    He's both funny and a bit wacky, but underneath it all he seems to be very down to Earth!

  • educatio and life fucked up and if you really think that the country is going in the right direction then I suggest you take a another look

    and for fook sake take off those rose tinted glasses.I am not angry whie typing this BTW and I did take on board your comment

  • for goodness sake people. he was making a valid point, and most of the comments (not all of them) are proving it. if your going to voice your opinion so freely, please take a look at the other side of the argument before you ridicule and critisize people who dissagree with you!

  • They aren't sponging off the stae you idiot. They have every right to be here, the same as you. Leering at women? How paranoid are you? You should get a life, and stop reading the express so much.

    P.S Good on you bulked. The BNP are making this country a living hell.

  • "as badly as the BNP are portrayed"?

    And how, exactly, is it possibly to portray Nazis in a positive way?

    If you truly believe that having people like that in power will turn Britain into some kind of Utopia, you are deluded

  • Arrghgarry is a fucking nutter.

    This is exactly what Russell was talking about, daily mail and express reading fascist bigots who think it's their god given right to judge every other person in the world.

    You are pathetic.

  • lol he is the best

  • ... Yeah.

    *points towards Frankie*

  • Mother, point your fanny towards Dover.

    Hahahahahah

  • i <3 him soooo much

  • I AM GOING TO SEE HIM ON DEC 20th IN BELFAST!!!!!!

  • i hate you.....

  • im in love

  • I LOVE HIM! :L

  • Wow, the whole audience dies at his scream at 1:08

  • I dont know why people are against immigrants because everyone has a history of immigration!

  • it is how they immigrate and they take all kind of jobs not just poorly paid ones ,Indian computer programmers will work for a lot less .

    Forcing more on to the dole who will then force the taxes up to pay for the massive unemployment queue

  • Look, whatever your views are, you're completely missing the point that Russell's making here, which is to stop wasting your energy on being angry

  • Dear Penguin ,immigrants legal are not ,are a problem the sheer masses (especially the ones claiming benefits ) cause

    a housing supply problem which cause a shirtage which causes unaffordable housing ,and private landlords to rip people off.The previous flood of immigrants are now  enc\sconced and renting out thier back sheds and even building newones for them.

  • I said nothing about immigrants, I simply pointed out all your comments are missing the point of what Russell is saying, which is "stop worrying and enjoy your life." Unless you can do anything to change the world for the better, why waste time shouting about it?

  • Well,maybe life is a lot easier when you are earning six figures or more life tends to create the attitude " I am alright Jack fuck you "and it is a lot easier "to enjoy your life" .SO try putting yourself in the shoes of people that worry about their kids future and and putting food on the table and having to work for shit wages because Johnnny Polack will

  • What are you talking about?

    Not that it's any of your business, but I'm a waitress on minimum wage, so please don't make nonsensical assumptions about me just because I happen to believe in having a positive attitude towards life rather than a negative one.

  • learn how to properly construct a sentence and then people might listen to you...who am i kidding? you're a bigot, not worth it.

  • the majority of immigrants do jobs that nobody else is willing to do

    the fact that they live here creates more jobs, in building, services, increased production, e.t.c.

    they tend to work harder.

    our economy grows because of them, without immigrants, britain would die off because we arnt haaving enough kids to support ourselves.

    only the uneducated think that immigration immediately means bad news...

  • @arrghgarry .funny how you just sum up all immigrants from all education ranges, social ranges, economic ranges into your little feeble rants.

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  • He is ADORABLE.

  • Does anyone know where you can find the whole of this? I cant find it anywhere

  • I love this man. He's amazing.

  • I never realised how many brainless bigoted twats there were on YouTube.

    Go on, just read some of the comments. you'll see what I mean.

  • an argument if ever there was one, for IQ tests affecting weather or not you have the right to vote really isnt it?

  • I have read most of these posts and you all seem to be sucking up to this pricks comments on Immigration ,can you really put your hand on your heart and say immigration illegal or otherwise has been good thing for Britain same for political correctness ?looking at these responses it looks as though the powers that be have won half the battle and now they getting young comics to back them up

  • "I have read most of these posts and you all seem to be sucking up to this pricks comments on Immigration"

    Your just bitter because he's talking about you, honestly what do you have against immigrants. The majority of them come here find work and pay their way just like everyone else. Even if we got rid of all the blacks, jews, asian, europeans you still wont be happy untill you are left on this island by your sad lonely self, even then you'll still complain that the grass is too green!

  • Firstly don't call me a cunt! I had the decency to not call you any names so please refrain from doing so to me, if you can't talk like an adult then don't bother replying! Secondly yes I do believe that the sponger immigant should at least be made to go out to work but to say all of them are like that is rediculous. I have known many immigants tht have recently came here and worked very hard to build a life for themselves and I know for a fact that most immigrants get jobs and pay their own way

  • That's utter crap. Firstly, sponging off what? 50p a week? THE BASTARDS!

    Secondly, I think its the least our nation can do, seeing as England and America have pretty much screwed most countries up, or they're in danger in their own country.

    Thirdly- you wanna have a go? Have a go at all those greedy fat cat bosses who pay immigrants because they're cheaper and easier to push around, while they swan around in their mansions and drive their fast cars.

  • take it you vote BNP-you guys will have a reakoning soon enough, just like another group of fascists did in 1945

  • HD on this is wicked

  • i dont agree

  • why would they go to the top of the list?

    anyway, why dont you get a decent job and buy your own house if you cant rely on the state.

  • theygo to the top of tghe list becvause of a as needs basis ,they have no family here where as a local has family and his her needs are not seen as desperate .

    I boought my house when I was 20 I took in my two younger brothers that has prob;ms at that time .The guy with 2 hooks for hands sold his council house for over 200,000 fukin grand and you wanna know why there are thousands of cunts from allover the world wanting to live in the south and not Scotland ?

  • yeah please tell me why everyone wants to live in the south and not scotland, because i would hate to have to pay 200,000 quid for a council house.

  • The immigrants don`t pay it ,they have tenants rights after so many years then they sell the council house and they are quids in ,or in captin 2 hooks sons` case they start stealing cars

  • they don't go to the top of the list it's all propaganda made by the anti immigrant media!

  • Well I guesss that thats what you would say ,so why are there thousands of Somalis is hosuing (from a ecent conflict) and yet still more thiousands of locals on the housing list ?

    BTW

    I am talking about the immigrants and free loaders not the people from carribean in the 50~s and 60~s who were hard working happy people and I respect them becuase they got nothing but abuse but still smiled and got on with it .Todays immigrnats are totally different

  • my girlfriend is an immigrant, works 3 jobs(and a damn sight harder at each job than the average brit) and isnt entitled to any benefits-so its pisses on your uneducated bonfire doesnt it