MTV Jersey Shore Audition - Shane Victarino (part 1)

[NIGHTFALL1295]

" When girls are making out mad passionately they like my lips soft" hahahah

[PuReJellybean]

Legend!!!! hahahaha

[derockhoudini1]

"I'm gonna blast girls"

[derockhoudini1]

girls dont like chap lips fagget. lol lol

[LifeofJakeBair]

1:18 Mark Wahlberg voice

[epic8penguin]

what the fuck is this

[shaunabraga]

My lips are madd pretty no!?

I wear madd shirts with madd flowers and madd dragons!

LMAO!! LOVE IT!

[Storywithin]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT GO AWAY

[jesselovelyred]

Ever since i saw this on tv it still cracks me up

[DGuido865]

this kids a 100% douchbag thumbs up if you also think so

the only cool thing abt him is his beard

[TheTunaCutter]

@DGuido865 You dumb fuck...

[pinuttas]

hes fat XD

[Mr3Smileyy]

Shane victorino is a baseball player

[mice454]

0:51...

[whiteboxx42]

no one likes chapt lips faggot!

[johnsmith234543]

Amazing man, love the dumbbell pumping

[KallDallTime]

retarded idiot, i would say - one shot kid thats just one shot

[WWMMWWWMMMWWWWMMMM]

probably wont make the cut. too hairy, no muscle, not tan, and your kinda ugly...

[JokerJatt]

nobody llikes chapped lips faggots.

[ANALDOMINATOR]

FAGGOTS...lol

[ahalodee]

am i the only person who didn't find this funny???

[stene12345]

hahaaah

[fockurmom3]

This guy probably doesn't get any ass at all..

[tehpwner3r]

Scrub.

[kentuckykid270]

ur facial hair, shirt, shades, and video in general is mad gay.... No?

[stratusHBKcenation]

ur shades suck

[adrock1011]

i... don't... get it

[seandavidcheung123]

lol, he looks like hes fisting someone instead of fist pumping

[yngguy4u]

nothing like calling yourself a faggot in a mirror. Psych 101 LOL

[mrtundra45]

""My Lips Are Madd Pretty No!?!?!!!"" ...lol

[jonesy301978nwo]

hahahahahahahahaha....Thats all i have to say ... he got it perfect right on ... thumbs up bud

[njBMXboy]

you grow a beard about as well as a 15 year old

[jozer77]

Haahhahahahahahahah

[lilitalian2896]

Yo victorina i think ur a faggot lmfao that was hilarious other wise lmfao!

[Loredo3201]

0:19 .. lmao

[bangletits]

yea i wear dog tags even tho im not in the military u know why? cuz FUCK IT thats why! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[KauiBebs808]

is this shane victorino from the philedelphia phillies? from maui?? WTF?!

[nofatchicks30]

this one was actually kinda funny

[Latwata719]

I ACTUALLY know people like him !! Are you reading this Fabio? :) This guy could be your clone--off steroids. At least you wear better glasses :)

[duckie4lifeENT]

LMAO Put this guy on the fuckin show

[shtfprepared]

AHAHAHAHAAAAA FUNNY SHIT! LOL

[ny007ny]

"Thats why thats why. Im gunna blast girls!!!"

Priceless.

[TheJasonize]

hey #UN#, and others watching, i have a jersey shore vid on my channel and i was wondering if you guys could check it out please! not spam i actually watched this video lmfaoo

[wigumz]

MineAllDay....yes sir, we're from Fall River.

[xcriminal80x]

@wigumz born and raised in Fall River

[MineAllDay95]

You guys are from Fall River right?

[Nawar500]

are these auditions for real ?? these ppl are actually serious or is this a joke ?

[torren32]

@Nawar500 - It's a parody...They did get some notice on MTV though

[SnortShroomz90]

this kids funny as shit lmao ya im shane victorino nice to meet you FAGGOT ahahahahahaha

[MarioBro15]

if this guy was on jersey shore he would of got his ass beat first night

[fessrap23]

Johnny Barrel, you might be a fag! I think you are a fag! have abs like the situation, amazing army like ronny, gorgoeus smile like paulie! What guy says that?! You suck dick don't you?!

[shtfprepared]

@fessrap23 its a parody FOOL!

[changoskillz]

00:24 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Freamon21]

your bad kid

[Mich0uz]

haha

[benbrown38]

this is mad funny bro "my mohawk is better than any human alive"

[PilotNewman]

The whole blast girls was the joke of the weekend. This shit is hilarious and kids take it to seriously.

[josepi1984]

Shane Victarino here....Listen up faggots, I will say this once, THIS IS A PARODY, A SPOOF, A SATIRICAL COMEDY SKIT made in the bathroom of a portuguese kid in a matter of 15 min w/ a $150 camera, yet has received 280,000 views thanks to you clown asses....$hane knows he doesn't have situation's abs, or pauly D's vagina lips, or ronnie's extra chromosome.....he knows this. So please know this and think of $hane as he's jizzing all over all ur hate comments.....LATA FAGGOTS

[MrMcGoogan]

@ Johnnybarrel, you realize shane victorino is a professional baseball player don't you? You're just stupid for buying into this and, you sound gay for getting all flustered over sitch's abs pauly's smile and ronnie's arms..

[oflamemakero]

hahaha keep it up! 5/5

[leeannagggg]

WWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFF

FIRST OFF....UR ONLY, U HAVE HAIR ON UR FKN CHEST AND U HAVE NNOOOOOO ABSSSSSSS AND WAT IS THAT GOD OFFFAL THING ON UR CHIN

[TheKenister]

@leeannagggg u realize this is a joke right? Its making fun of jersey shore and all the stupid assholes in it

[leeannagggg]

@TheKenister

Yeah i know but hes not funny...

and ok there stupid but they dont give a shit. its summer they cant have fun?? and act like animals

[SnortShroomz90]

ya im name is shane victorino faggot, hahahaahahahhahahahahahaha

[laurie131]

hahhahah im a victorino!! and this showed up on my home page LOL

[MMTerm0n]

LOLOLOL U FUCKING WISH U WERE ITALIAN SON

[bmatt321]

@MMTerm0n SON YOU WISH YOU WERE PORTUGUESE KID!

[MMTerm0n]

@bmatt321 That's disgusting, who the fuck would wish that

[Wogzilla10]

Wannabee Europeans who cant even speak the tongue of their distant heritage......... glupi ste ko kurac.

[filo900]

the only this he blast is his dick

[TheJakesta009]

ur a loooooossseeerrr bud

[kelsey8591]

holy shit funny... im crying!! love the fist pump

[brett39747]

Horrible.

[Mulleng5]

heywatch the word fag :)

[krock83]

He looks like he could be Kenny Powers little brother.

[xxxsssxxxsss]

i laughed hard when he hit his funny bone.

[killpck]

SO STUPID... Someone needs to work on his GTL bad! and that hair.... LOL

[LeftInBlank]

situation abs are a fucking joke

[LazlosPlane]

Auditions???? I thought this was a REALITY show? How can there be "auditions"???

[BIZZLEIVXX]

Dude friggin hilarious!

[iAmTheComputerNerd01]

no wonder why he lost

[Raych658]

sooooooo lame

[Sureshot82]

I like how many stupid people there are in the world that think he's being serious.

[SeruCheru1]

wut a fagg lol

[Prozackityzac]

love it

[Lisajo1960]

OMG I can't stop laughing!! I see why some mothers kill their young at birth

[kaice216]

dude if u want to be o the jersey shore lose the goat chest and i think my grandpa has tht shirt

[iloveulll]

laaaammmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

gtf..really?

faggot is not the right word to use bitch

[ps3live47]

i think its a parodie guys....

[CarlosTheGoalie]

LMFAO 'Nice to meet you fagget

[tony619rider]

this is hilarious

[ClubHeadTina]

this isnt serious is it??

[we5tcoast]

nice to meet you faggot!! LMAO

[Holafredito]

that shit was funny...

[legaljuana]

i thought it was pretty funny no homo....

[starfyre20]

seriously tho seriously tho look at my fuckin shirt you should kill yaself

[manelituhh]

watta asshole



[jaylovesbarcelona]

haha this video is hilarious!! and for the people who dont get that its a joke a calling this dude an idiot well that just makes you the fucking idiot! hahaha

[Fox16100]

you are a loser.The Jersey Shore guys more cool than you!you a idiot nerd.

[Dangiez4Life14]

suck a dick u italian mustard cunt face

[pooptart8]

shane victorino is a great baseball player... but you disgrace his name

[MrLegoman7]

this is a waste of 2 minutes and 22 seconds of my life

[supakid2000]

@MrLegoman7 Wait!!!!There's a second part!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO!!!! :D

[loganptaylor]

this is a joke video lol

[wizloon]

What's a "faggot"?

[agiigotswagg]

Your popular.

[oRaIVIbO]

Douchbag!!

[Doosam94]

you need to get your GTL together

[laurenstarrr]

LMFAO this is sooooo funnnny

[dirtbikelover067]

YOU KNOW WHY... CUASE FUCK IT THATS WHY!

[FreestyleMX6]

tell me this was fake...lol

[mustlovemusicxo]

This is the most HILARIOUS video ive ever seen i seriously quote this everyday

[anqelaa1]

lmaoo ,wdfcuk ?

[cavemanv2]

hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!­! im a guido

[gangsterproductions3]

thats so funny

[213fabela]

dude ur just a freakin fag livin in ur mom houses

[jeff23rey]

lol

[midget45ful]

UR JUST FUCKIN STUPID! UR LIPZ ARE FUCKIN GAY!

[MrSiL3Ntt]

^^^^ FAGGOT

[sk8terdude214]

look ar my fking beard faggot lmaoo

[brody1mike]

you say u have pretty lips? you want gift cards for tanning? to look at ur shirt? u wear shirts with mad flowers and have a nice curl in the front? Faggot, r u serious? and u talk about the gym but yet all of u is jigglin" ...tone up! and ur shades r not great and that shirt looks cheap! and ugly... if u want to be on jersey shore at least have abs like the situation, a gorgeous smile like paulie and amazing arms like roney...they r hot...u just look melted. and i am a FAGGOT! :)

[josepi1984]

@brody1mike ...it's a spoof retard. nice novel tho. and if you're wondering how much the shirt is, ask your mom....she gave me her employee discount at SAVERS, faggot.

[johnnybarrel]

@brody1mike lmfao "if u want to be on jersey shore at least have abs like the situation, a gorgeous smile like paulie and amazing arms like roney" sounds like your the faggot

[Cardshark128RS]

@johnnybarrel and the personality of vinny :P

[josepi1984]

@johnnybarrel .....ur mom has the legs of a thouroughbred

[mdlsmama]

@johnnybarrel Oh yeah arms like roney? who's that? maca-roney? if you want to diss someone at least TRY not to sound like a stupid faggot.

[IamMcMull3n]

you know why, because Fuck It! that's why!

[Loka174]

dumb fuckin retard no ur reject!

[dipalma01]

Ur funny. I wish u were my friend. I'm at the Jersey Shore right now. Haha.

[AardSnikkelBaard]

does he really think he is cool?

If so this is sóóóó sad! x'D

[09Jaylene]

No you should kill YOURself.

[discovery781]

why does everyone on MTV act like a nigger?

[Mykal94]

@discovery781 you wanna know why? cuz fuck it, that's why

[Mykal94]

im pretty sure that at least 100,000 of these views are me and my friends

[GoOnSQuAd1017]

@Mykal94 i think im the other half

[alx060690]

@Mykal94

dawg u have no friends

[Mykal94]

@alx060690 yeah "dawg" you're right. please stop trying to start some bitchy fight over youtube.

[xShocka]

it's a deer

[nissie69]

HA HA ! " seriousley though , seriousley though you should kill ya self .. look at my fucking shirt " LOOOOOL

[tater4444]

I didn't laugh once... Not hilarious

[Tequilha7]

my moehawk is better then any human alive.

[aurelina12]

-.-

[Rustheredfox]

if someone doesnt know how "joisey" monkeys act show them this handy informational video so they plan their trip to a much better place

[Snapisadancer]

MT FAGGOTS LMAO

[alphaaomega7]

wtf..lol

[asc642]

god this is so stupid and ridiculous fail

[addpopulation]

you loose, you wear a cross you dont respect it.

[numberonechicken]

yeah, good on you with your homophobia.... get a life

[Tiguron26]

The weights were'nt heavy enough at da gym LOL!!

[jkd3dawg]

haha that was funny

[Gregberdebes]

This video is amazing!

Shane Victarino, Adam "Big Weenie" Mancini, Giovanni "The Cheese" Mozzarella and Lil' Joey Ringworm represent!

TOUCH IT!

[JoJoNATOR3000]

that was hilarioussss! made my dayy

[teenmusclestud]

this was the worst guido impercination vid ever.

[BurgmanJR88]

nobody likes chapped lips.... faggots

[at4892]

This isn't Hilarious at all

[getbuck403]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AWSOME!

[ccdupstar33]

what a dust.... drop dead bud.

[MrSchnitzel19]

...

[r0ck3tsm0k3]

The best comedy is subtle.

[timranieri]

0:22 lol

[ccdupstar33]

what a fag... u fucking suck..... " FUCK WITH THE CHESSE!!!!"