Yao ming teaches tmac to use chopsticks

[pandemoniumt]

1:24

my dick too long

my stick too long

might take too long

my thick tooth raw

[nahor88]

Chopsticks really aren't that difficult...

And you do need them to eat something like sushi, a fork just messes it up.

[SheetyWawk]

LMAO lol he said " it might take too long"

[kindboy1996]

Rush hour..except that asian tower over black

[CIUDADFUTURAS]

3:39 WTF?!

[fishjacket]

Dikembe sounds like Bill Cosby with a cold

[LULU47093]

mutumbos should be the voice of optimus prime!

[99bullshart99]

lmfao this guys voice is awesome

[ChaiKun1992]

wth iz that deeeep sound!!!

[TheFlexEffect]

that daughter is fine as hell

[MATT111MARTIN]

i miss that skinny tmac ,i dont like this new t-mac hes chubby lookin at want put up 30 a nite

[ugotkoed]

yao and tmac are like rush hour, thumbs up if you agree

[tomlovegod]

@ugotkoed Both of them are gone. sad......

[devanw3]

if i had to imagine how the devils voice would sound...i would think something like dikembe's

[ANDREvan12]

@devanw3 joke fail

[devanw3]

@ANDREvan12 haaa ok

[roflroflhoghoghoglol]

tmacs just like

IM A FUCKING 2 TIME SCORING CHAMPION IN THE NBA

BUT I CANT PICK UP SOME SHIT WITH CHOPSTICKS

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[JLDG4]

Mutumbo.....man........CLEAR YOUR DAMN THROAT BROTHA!!!!!

[ratmforthewin]

great sync... great to se t-mac fail though ^^

[GirlFlower529]

yao ming has his own resturant =)

[Komisa696]

@GirlFlower529 china biggest restaurant

[GirlFlower529]

@Komisa696 thx =)

[VIPVICT]

t-mac uses another finger to move the chopsticks... haha

[ZhangMingXuanIsABabe]

shang pride LMAO

[lorrymanless]

full of dirty niggers

[Outlaw0Immortal]

1:24

"my dick too long"

????

[VIPVICT]

@Outlaw0Immortal ya.. i heard that too ~~~~

[scorpiozx3]

@Outlaw0Immortal Might TAKE too long.

[RCthebumpdro]

@Outlaw0Immortal omg dats to funny, she start laughing 4-5 secs later cuz it took her a lil time to understand dikemba, his voice is da funniest lol, at 7'2 his dick better be long, dick-mba mc-longo

[inutilka121]

@Outlaw0Immortal it's might take too long

[qwik619]

ugh his voice god damn thats the kinda shit that can make you hate christmas

[lhtony]

I love how the ceiling and doorframes are super tall in his restaurant

[DizKerayzieFoo]

29 people did not know who to use a chop stick

[TheArnoldBusk]

i miss mutombo :(

[mammothhi1]

very funny~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[mammothhi1]

very funny

[pokemonlovefan21]

I want to meet this big guy.

[bigcheesy95]

he sounds like cookie monsters dad

[keyslot24]

Sideline job of Mutombo.. dubber of Cookie Monster in Sesame street..

[TiKayedge]

what's Mutumbo's nickname in the NBA? if he doesn't have one, I would like to name him cookie monster

[aidsanity]

China is so independent, they made chopsticks really hard

[LilBoxer916]

where is fat albert?

[CallOfDutyAssKicker]

wtf does forman have to do with yao ming

[ilvdol]

i wouldnt be surprised if mutumbo played the cookie monster

[arazikaya]

dikembe`s voice looks like coockie monsters voice

[maggot98765]

rofl mutumbo what the hell throat cancer hahahahahahahahahahahah

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Dikeme has the most FUCKED UP voice I've ever heard lol. But he's a cool dude.

[alantheislander]

hahahahahaha dats fucken funny

[chaboul98]

29 morons who can't use chop sticks disliked this video.,..

[jerrywong0]

hey who is that guy that talks like hes got a throat cancer?

[mikehsu12345]

dikembe sounds like louis armstrong damn

[dwillcougar]

I bet they jack each other off with those chopsticks

[Korealty]

@dwillcougar ur very dirty minded

[ichyMi]

i can't understand anything out of Mutumbo.

[weedvince]

@ichyMi

apparently Yao can speak better english than Mutumbo...

[aZianPride341]

I AM THE COOKIE MONSTER!!

[Diem1ndsupply]

mutumbos balls dropped 2 minutes after birth

[vvesly]

@Diem1ndsupply LMFAO

[tony23zzz]

@Diem1ndsupply LOLOL

[voulgier]

Where is this place? I want to eat there

[kopk888]

i think i heard cookie monster speaking

[TigerHu22]

mutumbo should rap!

[skoop323]

mutumbo sounds like yoda lmao cookie monster hahahah no he sounds like a garbage grinder grinding garbage

[jimajim]

what is going on with the guys voice? :S

[drcobb40]

I want Mutumbo to say "strong with the force you are young padawan!"

[didUhaveNorgazm]

so ghetto can't use chopsticks

[zavoc1234]

wow Dikembe should be a singer! ahaha

[jojonotami]

lol even yao ming sucks at using those chopsticks..

[TheArnoldBusk]

You gotta love mutombo, but i cant watch this without laughing!!!

[theco22wen]

ahahaha

[1mraznman]

I've eaten at Yao Ming's restaurant before,

it was delicious there, anyone living in the houston area should

go.

[kenisinoregon]

mutombo sounds like Yoda

Hes awesome!

[CaveKanem]

Mutombo Cool But That Nigga Sound Like Yoda, Mane...Ahahaha...Nigga Been Eatin' Too Much Zatarain's...Ahahaha...That Nigga Sound Like A Tuba...Ha..Him & Yao Look Like The Tallest Fukkin' Zombies Ever...Hahaha...T-Mac Couldn't Eat With Mutombo Breath In His Face So He Started Roastin' That Nigga So He'd Shut The Fukk Up...Ahahahaha....I'm Just BSin', Mane...Them My Niggaz Though....

[thegov08]

i can't believe mutumbo was still a force on the defensive end at the age of 42

[TheCellphonesinger]

i wanna hear mutombo say

everyday im hustlin everyday im hustlin

[thegov08]

i wanna hear him sing a Louis Armstrong song

[xtianthadon]

mutombo sounds lyk cookie monster

[ahceda09]

i can't believe there letting go of tmac you can't split yao and tmac + he just comeback from injury why are they trading him he could of play better if he is back in the starting lineups and play more often

[TeamJabbawockeez]

@ahceda09 dey didnt need tmac dey hav ariza now nigga

[ahceda09]

he could of team up with him and there not doing too good

[taylortype]

@TeamJabbawockeez lol ariza who?

[JuliFran2]

I have just seen one single interview of mutombo before and I thought he was playing a joke but that´s really his voice....funny shit

[Tawhguy]

Dikembe's voice is what a wookie would sound lke if they could speak english

[kokocrunch]

hahahahaha seriously dikembes voice, damn!

[gtnyang16]

did it glitch from 1:52-1:54 for everyone

[uniquetrend]

why do they sound so abnormal

[daydayhyphy]

yao cant use chopsticks himself

[xxchris]

DONT FUCK WITH YAO

[papertreegun]

lmao he is the cookiemonster

[turkishman71]

[cookiemonster voice on]

"How ya doin , how you doin young man, good to see you, man"

[cookiemonster voice off]

dikembe should have gotten a role in some star wars episode.

[xx35j2]

LMFAO!!!!

[token223]

@turkishman71 You just made my day by saing Cookiemonster voice, I laughed so hard.

[uniharut]

dikembes voice is amazing

[afendiamir]

Skies of blue....

[steal77theif]

LOL at 3:40

[biran03]

people hold chopsticks differently, like holding a pen.

[icecoldtea]

THANK YOU its unique for everybody and the way the show you in those resturants is a simple form not really meant to be taken seriously

[chaaoos]

I wanna hear Mutumbo sing "What A Wonderful World..."

[XowntXihqX]

xD he will take the song to a whole new level

[1RVBernal]

@chaaoos LOL, word !

[DYNEX55]

@chaaoos  lmaoo

[abcdsidney]

@chaaoos HAHAHAHAHAHA GEEEEEEEEZ THAT IS FUNNYYYY!!!!! :D

[sworly]

omg yao doesn't hold chopsticks correctly either haha

[ahceda09]

are these 2 out for the rest of the season if they are the rockets out of the playoff picture

[turkishman71]

yao is, tmac is supposed to be back in february..

[187SIMU]

t-mac aint coming back in feb. he may comeback anytime soon. he practicing and everything they just getting him back in shape and he will be back before new years

[draiman4life]

It doesn't matter if Yao or McGrady are in the lineup. They may make the playoffs but history will repeat itself.

[johnlee052]

Mutombo: Look I got it, I can eat.

LOL

[masterkc25]

it reminds me of cookie monster..,LOL

[slim4real]

mutumbo sounds like mad lion...shoot to kill...everyday...lol

[Ignight666]

wtf yao, hold it properly! hahaha

[Malila195]

Dikembe is awesome

[omgoshimmadork]

whats wrong with him voice?

[royalpoop]

can anyone understand 1 word out of deke's mouth? lol

[lazyzbeetle]

Yao's hands too damn big to hold the chopsticks the traditional way

[dragoonred5]

lol yao doesnt hold his chopsticks correctly either lmao

[linkintube23]

listen to dikimbe at 0:26... very funny LMFAO

[bababingboombaba]

dikembe sounds like the cookie monster :)

[marp3344]

hahahahahahah

[racingsexy]

If using chopstick is a sport game, I will be a king of players because I have been using it when I was 3!

[nitedragon209]

hey its okay that yao hold da chopstick wrong he chinese and a NBA ALL STAR so he can get away wit it!!

[russelgeronimo4]

hahaha mutumbo men he sounds funny hahaha...

[moryan10]

I love the way mutumbo talks...

[1heblackmamba]

mutumbo is a class act i hope he gets inducted into the hall of fame

[abs1abs]

He surely will.If he doesnt that would be just plain wrong.

[87Echo]

just give the man a knife and fork

[infernojeth1]

yao ming doesnt know how to use chopsticks the "correct" way lol

[Mikedanorwegian]

whats yoda doing there?

[AndizzleFoshizz]

dam, so hard to understand mutumbo!

[StrongChineseArmy]

they both kick ass

[ManUnited013]

mutumbo is awesome

[thecarrotdude]

is that mutumbo

[STAMMERS4]

yeah

[JumboJared]

mutumbo is a riot

[DukeyLee714]

T-Mac and Yao are like Pau and Kobe lol

[kenneth020394]

i am chinese

i think yao is holding the chopsticks wrong

although i have never seen the traditional way of holding chopsticks

[heyula07]

Thats mutombos voice you must be fucking kidding me.

[RayRay3686]

Mutombo knows like 5 African dialects

[permanetmarker2004]

Lol Mutombo sounds like Yoda LOLLLL!

[laoboypatrik]

mutumbo is a class act, one of the best guys in the league =)

[Chriscmri]

Mutombo has got this deep voice... like it!

[StealthHunter109]

oh man i love that voice so fucked up aha

[wiseclock20]

This is correct. He is using traditional way.

[ksalanpang]

i think yao's holding the chopsticks wrong.

[nauticagary]

yao holds chopsticks like a peasant.

[StFuMoThErFuCkEr]

Mutumbo got a fucked up voice.

[Jmaster4life94]

lol who do u think did the voice for fat albert

[KKSnAzawszeLECH]

Gortat in Houston Rockets !?

[lyricalmysticalstyle]

Dikembe "Cookie Monster" Mutombo

[wenqiKK]

lol yao's technique is wrong. the chopsticks should not cross

[XXXXXMintYCQyz]

Lmao Whys Mutumbo Sound Like Yoda??

Hahahahaha Wtf??

[AznLols]

to Tmac.. chopsticks is harder than basketball. lol

[mairp]

man what a funny voice courtesy of mutombo.. rofl

[ShredderTheOriginal]

The time when he was interviewed, He uses "You Know" Like Manny Paquiao !! LOL

[lebronn12]

what a bad sport, he quits.

[caguioa09]

i swear! ur filipino eh?

[ShredderTheOriginal]

Yeh ! Cebuano !

[macmac6275]

YEEE CEBUANOS!

[SuperiorSwagon1]

i am! WOOT FLips RULE

[pyroen21]

Tmac can shoot he can dunk but he cant use chopsticks xD

[edgurrr]

dikembe sounds like a drunk yoda haha

[RNLeLu]

AHAHAHAHA

[hyunwookyoon]

more like cookie monster

[11tracymcgrady]

amen

[crownaq]

Yaos holding it wrong too....lol

[miraxell]

predators vs aliens

[poeticjustice89]

LMAO at Mutombo @ 2:30 "Look I got it. I can eat!!"

[ceezybaby]

"I QUIT" lol

like he talkin bout the 1st round. rofl!

[MrCortes19]

i would pay anything for mutombo to say "cookie cookkie cookie".... lol

[BigFeet5572]

lol! dude your comment made me spray soda all over my keyboard!

[gknix]

HAHAHA. omg

[ray2nyt]

just fork it lol!!!!

[xdakt0rxjd]

dikembe sounds like louis armstrong?? haha

[utsolo08]

Or Chewbacca

[dotcom]

mutombo speaks like monster xD