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  • omg this is amazing i couldn't stop laughing at the rhyme

  • 50 years fuck him shouldn't slap a baby

  • haha, i just got filled in

    philip makes it sound so normal.

  • you are a douchebag bag!!! i think you are the douchebag of the day.. in fact you are so much of a douchebag your doucebagness has sprung a leak and you need to double bag your douchebag... F a g

  • lol at his old opening theme

  • OK If he died from watching Avatar OBVIOUSLY he hasn't seen Inception! LOL

  • pron star?

  • this was the first sxephil video i've seen and this is why i've seen every video since :D

  • Randomly clicked on this. Love the intro.

  • Phil went a little too far on the baby thing:/

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  • Aww I miss this intro!

  • LOL a man died from watching a good movie. why havent i seen that on "1,000 ways to die"

  • I think it might have been a little too much but u can't just slap a baby and its really fucking hard to get a kid to shut up

  • I hate you cause you hate babies.

  • BABY! Y U NO STOP CRYING??

  • Atlanta, Georgia REPRESENT!

  • Way too much time!!! Are you kidding me!?!? I wanna shake the hand that slapped the annoying baby!!!

  • I say enough, he goin to be humiliated in the prison yard "what u doing time for?" "I slapped a baby"

  • I'd have him tied to the bars of the cell and have the inmates do anything they wanted to him!

  • Ugh I hate babies too Phil

  • minus the first segment this was the funniest one ever even though they are not supposed to be funny

  • So you're denying you're black? The Smithsonian Institute recently put out a study that concluded that only black kids - and white girls that listen to Lil Wayne - use numbers as letter in their screen name.

    Statistics ain't racist, nurrga.

  • @theMFBH Oh Really? FunGamerG (FunGamerGirL) -__- Numbers?>

  • Lol I miss the Phil's old intro.

  • Lol the title is p0rn stars not pr0n stars! D:

  • SMACK THE GADDUMN BABY BATCHES

  • I hate Avatar so I'm safe.

  • Too much, this guy sounds like he needs some psychiatric help, not 6 months in jail which would change him from a weird and relatively harmless guy into a psychopath

  • way waayyy too little

  • Too much. The brat probably deserved it.

  • It's physical assault, he really has no excuse especially on a baby...6 months is fine guys calm down

  • "i go to walmart to buy cheap stuff and judge the people there." LOL

    that man got 2 much. he should have been a coupen for wendys(cuz we all know where men who slap children go to eat) and and have been released to go on his marry way. i also agree that he should have slapped the parent xD

  • haha. "i go to wal-mart to buy stuff and judge the people there. it makes me feel better about myself". lol. i agree, phil. there's a lot of weird looking people at wal-mart...

  • im from Georgia, and this old man gives Georgians a bad name LOL

  • 2233223 views epic!

  • Always like, Phil rocks!!!!!

    6 months is too short. Especially since it wasn't his baby. People have no patience these days, including myself. Slapping babies is evil though.

  • Ads suck... I do not watch porn, why? Pornography is the first step to fornication, fornication (any sexual acts outside of a marriage... man + woman marriage BTW) is the reason for gross acts of sin, std's, unwanted babies, teenage suicide, adult suicide, unrealistic views of marriage... Etc.

    Porn is wrong because it distorts one's view of the opposite sex & encourages promiscuity. No pre-marital/& gay sex = No more disease spread via intercourse & no more unwanted/fatherless/motherless kids.

  • Lol that ravening thing was hilarious

  • 6 months... too much

  • Well it's assault and threatening. Plus on a minor. So it's threatening to assault a minor and then assaulting a minor.

  • haha like green eggs and ham

  • too little. And know if he had hit the mom he would have got like a year

  • @BlackWingMaker YEAAAAAH you have to listen to some of his other schtuff!!

  • 40Grand? Well there flyes my dream out the window

  • he'll be getting his spanking in prison...lolololol

  • Penalty clearly too small. Anyone convicted of any violent crime of any sort should be mandatorily executed.

  • @Apathyist really? really? really? I mean, i remember hitting my little sister for taking my things when i was little. and my baby siblings get a swap on the butt when they hit EACH OTHER. Violent crimes are often biased, if someone pushed you enough, killed your whole family, and gave u the chance to beat the shit out of him, u would. i agree that the man in this story is wrong for what he did, but not death worthy. he was old and senile. u don't know his back story, so u cant judge him.

  • @AnimeGirl581

    Him being "old and senile" and unable to stop himself attacking children in a supermarket hardly makes me reconsider my suggestion.

    I'm fairly sure you and/or your siblings were not convicted of a violent crime. We tolerate violent people in our society and wonder why there is violence. People aren't much different from livestock in some ways. If you cull the harmful trait, in a few generations it won't be a problem.

  • Male pornstars only make 40 grand a year?

  • Music at the end!!! WHAT IS IT!

  • what is the music towards the end?

  • You should make that baby rant into a poster!!

  • Cheese

  • 1:47 "Let me doctor Zeus it for ya: I hate your baby on a plane, I hate your baby on a train, I hate your baby here and there, I hate your baby everywhere. Throw your baby against a wall, kick your baby while I crawl. These thoughts I think I must, but wrong I know I trust myself to stop it, but I can't so i'll continue this YouTube rant." Lmao XD

  • @Th3K00lCj It's Dr Seuss you fucking plebeian.

  • @theMFBH Sorry, hater. At least the rest of the paragraph had proper grammar, that's hard to find on YouTube these days. Anyway, look at my first comment. Now back to yours, now back to mine... I'm not good at Old Spice commercial imitations but... MINE HAS MORE THUMBS UP.

  • @Th3K00lCj Congratulations, you average 4 thumbs up a month. You obviously live for those, CAPTAIN ALLCAPS. Your mother gets more thumbs up on a busy Saturday night.

    suck it.

  • @theMFBH Wow people like you are so annoying. You technically did the same thing when you referred to my comment in caps lock btw... I don't live for the comments either, because I didn't use caps lock on the first comment. I only used them to emphasize a point. I don't know why you are arguing though, I just like Phil's shows and I thought that his Dr. Suess thing was funny.

    I hope you can find somewhere else to hate besides the internet because we're all getting sick of "Your mother" jokes.

  • @Th3K00lCj Oh you so totally got me on a technicality, I "did the same thing in caps btw".... except that it's the entire fucking point of sarcasm, retaardvark.

    Your mother IS a joke, and we're all quite sick of her. However, I will bury my hate in her vagina. roflcopter.

  • @theMFBH How old are you? You seem pretty immature for a 76 year old.

  • @Th3K00lCj How educated are you? You seem pretty literate for a black.

  • @theMFBH Racist much?...

  • @Th3K00lCj It's spelled "Seuss"

  • @Tattas999 Yeah I know I already had the same convo with theMFBH... Who thinks I am a black person or a white girl who listens to lil wayne...

  • @Th3K00lCj It's Seuss, Dr. Seuss.

  • @MattMattMalloy Lol I know, I went over this a while ago... But I do know that now.

  • @Th3K00lCj Docter Zeus? wtf is docter Zeus? Do you mean Dr.Seuss?

  • @XblackswanXx *sigh* I've explained this like 5 times already. I know that now... I think I'll just delete my comment if someone else corrects me... You can look down like three comments instead...

  • LOL...OMG

  • Butt Sex and Testicles hahaha

  • Just resubscribed to Philly D after i bought my Steez Monkey Wearing Headphones poster :D

  • here's a news flash for you. baby's are a part of the society and yes they cry. is not parent's fault is just the way it is. now if you can't handle that maybe you should live without humans around. by the way they will grow out of it, what's your excuses for being an adult that doesn’t understand such a basic concept?

  • @uberfrozenglow maybe it was a joke...

  • @germanpieces it only does that if you've searched scrotum be4 lol...

  • ( any-hole-available ) beautiful rican girl here doing nasty cam shows, go to my page at Starzexposed....dot...com..... ( happier, An orgasm would be welcomed any-hole-available )

  • ( phatazz )......... Yoo, i seen the sextape! they was in a hotel in vegas.. go here: Starzexposed...dot...com......­. ( inter-me, Women have whispered phatazz )

  • too little

  • this ending song is good

  • a pron star?

  • catchy outro music haha

  • Boobies

  • I love how you say Georgia!! :) hahaha

  • ( any-hole-available )......... lol i seen they sex tape! they up in a hotel room!, go here.. myhottspot...dot...com........­.... ( you will love, and still be expected any-hole-available )

  • Avatar fucking sucked, unless you view it as the biggest hoax ever - spending so much money advertising itself as the milestone of movie history that it became general opinion.

    It was beat right away by Alice 3D. The SECOND 3D movie to appear. Read: Alice OWNED Avatar.

    If you still think Avatar is great, here's a thought: Remember the trailer? Okay, now tell me one thing, one scifi-plot-structure from the film that was NOT revealed in the trailer? Yup, shallow piece of shit.

    Theenx! =^_^=

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  • avatar wasnt that great

  • this was the first episode of the philipdefranco show almost a year later I still watch them

  • dude... linkin pARk

  • haha you was the signer for a band... i dont remember

  • Faggot.

  • @Ballinlolz That is the most creative comment i have ever seen. you sir, made my day.

  • avatar is a good movie, but its not the best movie i watched, and better yet, not the best movie this year.

  • I'm going to sing that to my kid when I have one, well ya know, when my wife isn't home and he can't understand anything I said...

  • QOTD I say it's too little. However I take my child out if she throws a fit, but slapping a literal baby as in an infant is disturbing and wrong. Babies cry for reasons while toddlers cry because they like to drive their parents and anyone around them crazy. Okay I'm kidding but still.

  • The guy should go to jail longer than 6 months

  • you change the subject every 10 seconds

  • what do you do with a crying baby? i shake it till it stops >.> kidding obivously

  • lol that was a pretty awesome rhyme phildog

  • I stumbled onto your show a few days ago. I started from episode 1 ( b/w with the earrings) and have rem working my way through. This was the funniest yet.

  • too much time all he did was slap a baby not saying u shud walk around slapping babies but come on its stupid

  • LOLZ! 1:50 Through 2:04

    would make a great dr.seauss boook!

    NO!

    drPHIL!!!!!!!!!!

    I THINK SXEPHIL SHOULD HAVE IS ON FUKED UP TALK SHOW!

  • you have to be fucked, or you are fucked hahaha ily

  • wats the song at the end that he use 2 use?

  • @YarikiTurntUp throwing fire

  • If you slap a cop they will call it assult and put you in jail 5 years or more

  • Too much time in jail. Babies are fucking annoying

  • @Seshhi I never thought I'd respect anyone less than Saddam Hussein, but you sir take the cake.

  • lol buy something cheap and judge ppl.

  • Thats to little mabe 9 months

  • i know how kanada got its name. :) the bavariens found an empty land with no people on it so they sayed: kannada!!!- means: nobody there!! -in bavarien! got it! ;)

  • Avatar, It`s that awsome

  • Kick your baby while it crawl hahahahha

  • The penalty should have been slaping the old dude back...

  • This was recommended because I watched a SF combo video? Bullshit, fuck youtube for spamming me with their partners. I'm sick of it.

  • I miss this intro :p

  • legitamitejrkadskfjdaf!

  • 6 months sounds about right

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BABY SLAP U!!!

  • @xxxMrFluffyxxx haha, very funny!!!

  • friggin best rhyme eva !!!

  • in russia, we hit baby to toughen

  • You have to be fucked, or you are fucked!

    EPIC :D

  • too much. 1 month is enough

  • i would have a child so the humans stay a live and live a little longer

  • intro is epic

  • just give him a ticket.. thats it (:

  • To Little come on dude he slaped a baby theres no excuse because he/she was crying its a baby what do you expect and FYI their brains arnt working as good as lets say an 11 year old they dont know right from wrong and vilonce is not the way to go kick out the jail i would take it to the next level PRISION AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cace closed 1 to 2 years in prison yes i said YEARS ttyl♥

  • ... So... you're admitting that the only reason you like the movie is because of the extremely high detail in graphics.

    The graphics guy isn't the scriptwriter. Or the director. The graphics guy is just a fucking graphics guy. The graphics don't have weight on the quality of a movie. Yes, the resources you use to create said effects might matter. For instance, using CGI *at all* vs. Faking effects with nothing but make-up and costumes. But "Oh hey this is really detailed" is bullshit.

  • 5 stars for Dr. Philly Seuss!!

  • WAY TO LITTLE!!!

  • best, nursury rime, EVER

  • 6 mothns?!? Atleast a couple of years or somehting you cant be having baby punchers in the neighborhoods!!! Lock em up!

  • On the subject of leaving your facebook open on public computers, my local Bell store has iPhones and Palm Pres with facebook access and people ALWAYS leave them open; it's so much fun to hack.

  • I whode have marrie a Horney lady not a pornstar he's right she just does not have time to have sex with u becouse she does other people that are pornstars

  • avatar was not even that good....

  • I don't agree with you... what happens if she decides to be nice with you and she brings her girlfriends home to have some wild sex with you huh ?

    not everything is about sex I mean in the exclusivity area... if she has brains and if she is not a drug addict or something then I'd say that a porn star could be an awesome human being... and I wouldn't be surprised if a regular actress is more whore than a whore I mean... man pride? come on that's the way the girls mess you...

  • I love the song at the end, what is it?

  • 2 months would be just ok

  • no one i let them all die

  • His six month stint is him getting off easy. You never touch someone else's kid, that shit can get you killed.

  • He should have got 11 months, 29 days! You don't hit babies! Ever! That's abuse! I hope the guards at his jail leak why he's in there to the inmates. He's gonna get raped!!

  • way to much!

  • too much

  • 6 months too long he smacked the baby parents do that all the time and get away with it

  • liked the song

  • Too Little because the Man Warned the Parent.