Lady Gaga - Poker Face Misheard Lyrics

[ZT742]

It sounds like "he can't breed on my poker face"

[ImLothLuin]

Hey, when chorus sings at 1:02 , you should have written "She've got no longer body" :D

[27lolcatz27]

lol I wanna rape the stars:')

[xcmx138]

I hear "butt fuck her face"

[MushroommMann]

I'm suprised you didn't come up with " poke her face " lol.. that's what I missheard the first time I listened to this.

[conairjesse]

is fu fu fu fucker face if you listen very closely

[xBloorahx]

"No we can't breed on my poker face"

[jslover100]

its supposed to be "butt fuck her face"

[JulietteDaria]

You actually didn't change anything -_-

[vampierickilla99]

you barley replaced ANY words.

[TheAussieDoctor]

Bruh bruh bruh Brooklyn Rage.... Bruh bruh Brooklyn Rage.... (neyh neyh neyh neyh)

[cheeseypopcorn8]

wow... funny!!!!!! but u coulda used poke her face instead........ just sayin

[RainbowShanks]

first 20 seconds reminds me of Stuie and his "Mom....mum...mama...mama...ma­...ma..mum...mom..muma....muma­..ma...mum"

[1LimitedGirlEdition]

"Fu.fu.fu - fuckerface"

[mayrabris2cute]

1:03 shes got electro body!  instead of "shes gotta love nobody''

[TheLAImprov]

papa pa the popes face papa the popes face xD

[angelbabe664]

LMFAO

[L00N47IK]

the first time i heard this i swear i thought she was saying butt butt butt fuck her face

[3runningdude]

How do you make lady gaga cry?

You poke-her-face

[dirtrider199312]

i thought she said buttfuck her face



[invadermiafuckyouall]

@dirtrider199312 wtf? XD

[AishaAldehyde]

i've got a hotdog xD

[shadowfan100000]

what is the anime from 1:21-1:22?

[SuokukkoNokikana]

Soooooo funny!!!!!111 I subbed!!! :-333

[spyjan1]

She actually says "Poke your face".

[zoemew]

"And rape the stars"

[nomad403]

Cartman>Gaga

[ChibiAngelKotone]

Blue Colon?

[silverdragon13b]

show him what ive got "I've got a hotdog!"

[rosereddd16]

my lil cousins thought she was singing booger face...

[veggie42]

I thought it was "plays the cars to start!" "I'll get him hard show him what he's got" Now I can breathe in my Poker Face!" "Russian Roulette is not the same without a God!" "Can rewind can rewind can rewind no he can breathe with with my poker face"

[SenoirSid97]

Hey guys, look I know how sad it is to promote your own videos on other peoples videos however I really don't have many views on my misheard lyrics videos yet my friends and people who have seen them think they're amazing.. Please check them out and maybe subscribe!:)

[hihimovies12]

why did u put poker face? its suposed to say poke her face =P theres no joke in ur head

[simeon1998]

step 1) pause at 0:00

step 2) hold left for 2 secs

step 3) push right --> up arrows right after you finish holding left key

step 4) enjoy playing snake on youtube

[kasanetetoyea]

its not carry my its cant read my u DUMB BLEEP

[DingoSIs]

1:22 where is that from?and what episode?

[ilurbbsher]

Lady gaga was found dead after choking on a penis!

I guess that oral rapist wanted to..

*Put shades on*

Poker Face.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[XPdinosaursgorawrXP]

this is shit

[amyleelover4ever]

joke:How do you get Ladygaga mad...?

Answer:You poke her face(poker face)

Random:♥~★Rawrr...!★~♥

[kDbSKEEZY]

I GOT A HOT DOG

[TheEminemlover369]

RAPE THE STARSSS

[alivingspartan]

po-po-po-pole fuck her face!

[cheokhangiao]

lady gaga pinis

[lizzttoff]

YOUR LAME!!!!!!!

[MrROFLMAO17]

@lizzttoff No, You're lame! . (It isn't that hard to use proper english!.)

[lizzttoff]

YOUR LAME!!!!!!!

[pickle738]

these are mostly the actual lyrics lol

[rinaruhi]

OMG AZUMANGA DIAOH

[LadyWolfCall]

"Shady's got no one, nobody."

Poor ShadyVox.

[TeamRedstonerZ]

I haz a Hotdog!

[BethanPitcher]

this is shit

[moonblossomstars]

damn he's got a really good poker face

[moonblossomstars]

I WANNA RAPE THE STARS! uhh....what?

[YunaLover212]

I can't enjoy this...I know the lyrics too well...funny though.

[JanBoyce]

90% of this these 'misheard' lyrics are the actual lyrics... poorly done

[MoshiMonsters4U]

you should put, carry my carry my no he can't breathe on my poker face lol

[Deadlyfartmuffin]

STAB STAB STAB STAB YO FACE!!

[ex111111123]

IF YOU READ THIS YOU CANT STOP IF YOU POST THIS TO A LEAST 50 VIDS AND THEN PRESS THE KEYS F U C K T O D A Y YOU WILL SEE THE NAME OF OF THE HOT SLUT AT YOUR SCHOOL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN THE BOYS BATHROOM

[Joraultechy]

@ex111111123 You are just someone wanting to inspire fear in poor children. I feel very sorry that such a terrible person like you can find fun in this nonsense. BTW, I flagged this as spam

[DyingGaming]

This doesn't work because the vocals are so clear, you know what she's saying.

[hellboy7331]

Lol Russian roulette is not the same without a gun. Gotta love the freaky bitche's songs =)

[NatchiChan]

i thought it was "Poke her face"?

[StreakyTheFurry]

0:43 looks like an electrical outlet

[ZivaIsNotATraitor]

lol When my sister first heard this song on the radio, she thought it was "booger-face"! :D

[chabbiebeats]

Show him a hotdog!

[pman273]

T_T

[perfectabella]

cary me so i can poke her face cause she ain't gotta love nobody

[Sierrari85]

this is the original version of lady gaga lyrics,the others are misheard.:D

[loserkiddie]

i allways thought it was cant reply cant reply??? lol

[MBW600]

try again



[CrowehAndLuna]

Oh.My.Gosh. People, stop critizing!! The 'Misheard Lyric' community simply does it for the fun of trying to make others laugh, OKAY?!?!

I'm good now.

[abbiemaygrimes]

LOOOOOOOOOL this is so clever:L

[BildeBanaankanaal]

Russian Roulette is not to play without a bun

[the3aremine1]

@LadyJJ1996 Arrr brill, short for brilliant we say it a lot up here ( north uk )

[the3aremine1]

@LadyJJ1996 tell ur dad thats brill, love it

[Metalsonic136]

1:16 Fu-Fu-Fu Fuck her face! :3

[TheMmmmmmeeeeeeeee]

@Metalsonic136 better way

[pakrat8000]

you got most of them right

[AntzzzNPantzzz]

POKE HER FACE.

[LotusPhoenix93]

It should have been "Pucker face" :)

[iP0h]

=|

[BojanMadzarov]

Poke a face.

[SarahAshlieLove]

i used to think it sounded like she said "butt fucker face" XD

[fancyyyclaps]

My boyfriend thought she was saying "Cherry Pie! Cherry Pie!" but he also thought in Mariah Carey's "Fantasy" she was singing "sweet, sweet medicine baby"

[deff352]

Puke her face!

[zombie99111]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX :D

[hippoturdlovaah]

fufufufuc her face :3

[BPZ250]

Can't *laughs* help *laughs* laughing *laughs*

[cammikat1]

i hear fu fu fu fuc* her face fu fu fu fuc* her face hehehehehehe

[Archy2k]

Po-po-po-poke poker her face:)

at least thats what i hear,,,

[101jir]

@Archy2k Ya, I was kindof hoping for that too =P. Disappointing.

[Flyingdogboners]

My sister's boyfriend seriously thought she was saying hooker face.

[RachBowable]

This is stupid "rape the stars"? It sounds nothing like that.

[TheDiaphramable]

pssh, half of these lyrics are the actual lyrics

[TheCatBiscuit]

@TheDiaphramable Thats what they said in the description :L

[TheDiaphramable]

@TheCatBiscuit ah, i see

[TheCatBiscuit]

@TheDiaphramable Sorry. I'm I loser. I say those kind of things :L

[TheDiaphramable]

@TheCatBiscuit what? lol...

[martinki11]

when i heard she say poker face i thought she said bull crap shit

[XBOX720CANSMD]

plz remake with pokerface meme?

[DestructorDelta]

Mo-mother fucker face, mother fucker face!

[LolaLullaby1]

that was the funniest part to me..lol i got a hotdog

[darcraven01]

I kept trying to "mishear" the lyrics to make them sound like what you wrote and about 90% of the time i just couldn't.... the words are too clear to be misheard, and being english makes it even harder.

[SandraWinxClub]

so fun ;D

[Delthagor]

shouldn't it be "poke her face"

[commentatoronly]

" I got a hot dog" lol roflmao

[SaltyB4LLSzzz]

Should of been poke-her-face in the misheard lyrics instead of the actual words

[commentatoronly]

it kinda sounds like he can't breathe on my poker face to me

[riah3342]

it also means u think someone is a retard

[riah3342]

T_T is bored and pissed off face

[fudgebiskets]

I like the poker face. :3



[MrGrimlock6]

i like i thinks its funny

[therebeldolly]

Yes! I'm not the only one who thought she sang "Butt F*cker Face".

[perfecthonor]

i think it sounds like "Butt F'er face" in stead of poker face. listen to it again lol

[Diablo666Daemon666]

Nice gun...

[jjanime1]

this song gives me an anger that is specifically located in the north part of new york also known as brooklyn

[pikachurules3]

@jjanime1

XD BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!! ...in America.

[candycaneloly]

and rape the stars xD i loled so hard!

[ginaribeenaberryful]

it works better the the song is foreign

[RedSparky121]

im sorry but im horrible at videos but you just passed the limit of being a noob

[FlamingEyeSyndrome]

I freakin' hated Poker Face... and then i listened to THIS one! =D'

[ClaraYovillian]

u said cant carry my poker face but its so obvious that its cant READ my poker face.. thts 3 mins and 31 secs of my life i cant never get back.. ._.

[myroseroserose]

This is magic!!!

[deathgoddoublejay]

azumangadaio?

[moniquecute1]

poker face sounds like pok her face

[deatheater2345]

 The lyrics dont even match what they say like when they say "now we can breed another poker face" or something like that, it doesnt sound anything like "now he carry on my pokerface"

[pieordie12]

wtf were you thinking... the only thing i accomplished in watching this is realizing that i have never heard this entire song all the way through before now... soo ya know thanks for that.

[Sundiwarrior]

poker face = socrates



[zXPivotEliTeXz]

It was your video that got me-Thumbs up.

[badnikbad]

How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga In The Morning?

[(ǝɔɐɟ ɹǝʞod) ¡ǝɔɐɟ ɹǝɥ ǝʞod]

[badnikbad]

@badnikbad Upside Down Letters FTW :D

[TheLastUchiha12]

U.....fail at life

[jimmy32floyd]

this sucks

[xxxl0vzpinkbuneezxxx]

Me: Mum mum mum ma

Mom: Yes Brittany?

Me:Mum mum mum ma

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!

*Takes off headphones*

Me: Umm mom Im tryin to make me a sammich :)

[notfred1233]

fucking perfect!

[chess7390]

This passes as misheard because her lyrics are too weird already

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

Ever since this song came out thats hw I refer to mom. "MUM MUM MUM MAAAA!!!" Mom: "What? -_-" Me: "Make me a sammich :D"

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

Ever since this song came out thats hw I refer to mom. "MUM MUM MUM MAAAA!!!" Mom: "What? -_-" Me: "Make me a sammich :D"

[ReneeZimbodgi]

this is what i accedentaily heard:

f-f-f-f-f*** up her face

0.o

[SuperLoolful]

ROFLMAOO

AMAZING HAHAH!

great job mate

[swvsnick]

lol show him what i got "I got a hot dog!"

[merJewel]

this is stupid. Does this person have a hearing problem or something?

[alvinfan96]

@merJewel It's suppose to be *misheard lyrics*. 

[Slux21]

Fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck fu-fu-fu-fu-fuck her face

[BriGuy9881]

this is awesome, and i love the stickmen drawings XD  (T_T)

[miggtt699]

lmao GOOD job ;3

[Komnenit]

This is awful

[XXDigitalBananaXX]

@Komnenit I know.

[moniquecute1]

@XXDigitalBananaXX yes it is

[megamacargo978]

T_T

[eddy536]

i cant tell if the T_T is a crying face or a poker face....

[XXDigitalBananaXX]

@eddy536 Not sure if crying face

OR POKER FACE

[BPZ250]

@XXDigitalBananaXX bored

[kdbandit99]

"show him what ive got"

"I've got a hot dog!" <-

BEST. PART. EVAR!

[lilsweeti13]

considerd.. confused.. i heard it all.. still confused and thats ok

[DingYourlunchisready]

papapa poker face papa poker face

papapa poker face papa fuck her face

THATS WHAT IT SAYS!

[kokyalord]

dudes leave him alone this thing is sooo funny when i red everything and lisend to it it made me laugh sooooo hard! XD!

[XXDigitalBananaXX]

@kokyalord I'm a girl lol.

[100firetiger]

@XXDigitalBananaXX WAT!?!O_O

[liljoeyify]

Wow.

Obviously you tried WAY to hard to make this funny.

Seriously? Find something else to do in your spare time, ya know.. besides making yourself look like an ass.

[Charlie12241]

@liljoeyify If we don't know what he looks like how can he look like an ass?

[liljoeyify]

@Charlie12241

Really man? Really?

It's not litteral.

"Don't make yourself look like an ass."

Meaning... Don't let yourself come off as an ass.

[bloodtaintedsoul]

0:57

Carry my, carry my,

No you can't breed on my

Poke her face

[MethodicalMadness]

Cocaine-inspired *ahem* music.

[Still4wesome]

"I've got a hot dog." xD

[ShortyyProductions]

And that was just at the start of the video i carried on and you thought it said " carry my " your a bit retarded in the hearing section arent you? im just going to stop watching this now.

[Bitteskid]

@ShortyyProductions That is how he / she heard it? It is "misheard" of the person .. It was like the meaning of the whole video! -.- '

[yuzk2]

@ShortyyProductions *sigh* read the title before you watch

[ShortyyProductions]

It quite clearly says:"and after hes been hooked up play the one thats on his heart", not they dont want to touch his heart? i think you misheard it not us.

[musicobsessee777]

Wanna hear a lame, but related joke?? XD How do u wake up lady gaga?? POKE HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYAHAHAH......alright, now i feel lame........... FORGIVE ME

[ScottyW89]

Yeah easily the worst misheard lyric vids I've seen. Are you deaf in one or both ears by any chance?

[tigermater12]

@ScottyW89 He intend to make it misheard. lol

[TheChuchube]

.....OR f-f-f-f*ck her face