Trollbite 2 trailer (Frostbite 2 & Battlefield 3 parody)

[copperIoxide]

oh god the modestep reference

[ManlytearsUK]

Love how quick the hype died for this shitty game I didn't even get to play back to crapland DLC because I got sick of the cheaters and exploiters and shitty bugs etc etc etc etc etc etc

[ApertureMiku]

Was that a reference to that dubstep song, the sunlight hurts my eyes ?

[CallmeJoe5]

Mordor!

[orcacam07]

Therefore, telemetry.

[mikeymike2710]

"there is a fucking sniper" SOMEBODY DO A DUBSTEP QUICK!!!!

[TinnedWaffles]

Haha great parody :D Awesome quality. The spawns in there were from team deathmatch I'm guessing? I always found even squad spawning to be a little off personally, when you go to kill someone and another person just pops out of their ass and you get a free kill :s I think you should parachute when spawning on a squadmate, people think parachuting in on a spawn beacon is a glitch because you don't spawn in a parachute anywhere else XD Totally reasonable imo.

[TheTruckDuck]

Shit spawns lol

[googlejse]

SPAWN CAMP BITCH!!!!!, SPWN CAMP!!!

[sHQh]

i love the trollface^^

[helgenarin]

Spawn system will be fixed in the next patch

[MastodonicRobotnik09]

Tactical sun

[regentskel]

Do you have frostbite 2 font ?

[FableMedia]

@regentskel I just took the "Frostbite 2" logo and edited it in Photoshop. Moved few letters around and stuff. I don't have the font.

[LastAvailableNick]

lol epic

[Elyosl2Fan]

you forgot Termo vison and Dust ... send that to Dice office thats man not parody

[m4dn3ss999]

Sometimes game graphics are too good that they become a bad thing...

[baron8107]

@m4dn3ss999

Like that sun, and the assault light.

Wonder if they'll patch that down or do something.

[Epicnesstartshere]

@baron8107 the flashlight used to be brighter than the sun. instead of making the flashlight less bright they made the sun brighter

[baron8107]

@Epicnesstartshere

Would lowering your brightness or contrast help?

[Epicnesstartshere]

@baron8107 idk i didnt get the game yet. lol

[ANDREW948]

im guessing everyone that hates this game are mw3 nerds? yeah thought so.

[FableMedia]

@ANDREW948 I've never played MW3. This video is not about hating the game, it's a parody on their trailer. You have to admit that a lot of things are broken ingame. Those mentioned in the video are just a few of them.

[ThePatricio116]

@ANDREW948 People who hate BF3 are real Battlefield Players.

Those who say that COD is a better game are nerds.

=)

[ryandpahl]

Don't forget the bipod...which mounts to things you don't want it to, and then will not mount when you really need it.

[SpazmoSoldier]

F***ing epic video? I think so!

[TheSUBGAMER]

bf3=broken console port 1.negative mouse acceleration 2.origin spyware 3.cant bind mouse keys 4.auto aim for pc in sp 5.blue,filter,bloom,glare,blin­ding lights=headache 6.cant disable headbob and other constant screen shakes 7.ugly guns,animations 8.added prone=hiding,camping 9.nerfed bolt sniper,everything about sniping should be like in BC2 10.cod style scope sway-hold breath 11.small FOV of scope 12.OP spray guns 14.bad optimization 15.less destruction then bc2 13.A ton of gliches,bugs etc.

[Zacnichols123]

@TheSUBGAMER You know what's funny, they fixed all of that

[TheSUBGAMER]

@Zacnichols123 ha ha ha fag be quiet,not only did they not fix it but now after the patch the game sucks even more

[EEVERSTI]

@TheSUBGAMER dude... you troll in every bf3 video... don't you have anything better to do? you're pathetic...

[TheSUBGAMER]

@EEVERSTI chill fag

[JoshuatheKodiak]

@TheSUBGAMER I love how 'fag' and 'gay' are the best words you can come up with to troll people.

[TheSUBGAMER]

Change the title man,this aint parody,this is the truth

this fucking game is a joke with all the "art" blinding you and all the "evolution"

dice=retarded whores

i shit on those fags

[SirGomez81]

LOL... All true.