Boats n Hoes

[supahEMOninjaCOOKIE]

omg i had to replay this like 6 times so i could listen to you i just kept singing shots by lmfao xD

[12penny89]

LMFAO... in every video... i am offically in LOVE with you....

[TheSmokeycat15]

My comment is gonna be the best comment here we go .. Fuckin comment! Haaaaa Diggin it dude

[funnygirl2594]

well if u'll do anything!!!

[lovelove12327]

your going two pick the best comment and yet you dont know if the person is like 10 or 11 like wtf?

[Awesomestuff234]

Did anyone else here Shots ft. Lil Jon-LMFAO?

[imogenissexy]

This was posted on ma birthday :)

[CheetaMist99]

ur hot & funny ily<3

[iloveyhuudarlin]

Lol(: I love this dude(: he is cute, funny, && AHMAYZINNN'!!.... lol my bf gets mad because i always watch these videos and say that he is hott.... but ohwelll(: iLoveYhuu<3

[fantomesmorts]

I'm the 69th like ;D

[Jaadeth4]

that wink got me...

[xoxonicolexoxo95]

with 66 like && 3 dislikes...the bar looks like burning weed....

you should feel special:3

[esmall12]

<3. okay, okay, lets get back on track:) ahha

[Decora1Harajuku1Girl]

damn boi u sexy ;0

[mitzawitza]

I said that before didnt i?... FUCK

[Shawtjoodown]

Your In LOVE With Your New Headphones Aren't You? :I

[ec0820]

i love you ur sexy as fuck.! :D

[TaylorGrayy]

I just subscribed to your channel and i know it's a year later but i really wanna do more videos! i just started to youtube n stuff and it could be SUPER awesome if you maybe gave me a leg up and helped me with some ideas or did a video with me? I just saw LMFAO in concert which is something i thought you could appreciate;) so yeah, help me out hot stuff;) love you too;D <3

[ShmexiChick123]

i love you too(: ur really hott

[lyahh12357]

i love you to sexy ;)

[sierraANDcheyenne]

holyyy titiesss.

[devanss11]

I'm not barney pebble, but I can make the bedrock!!!

[devanss11]

please let me do your mom

[devanss11]

I love your mom

[huntkal4]

u like weiner don't u?

[missgymnastics101]

omg the first video i saw of u ,

u looked like ur 12 how old r u

P.S your hot!!!!

[medforrdddddd]

u fuckin sexy babe

[moreteaplz]

your hot and are you matcol

[IstiInsaine]

Does he have ADHD ? He kept losing train of thought

[GZUS789]

And yes ur gay and need to stop makin videos

[MsCutieProductions]

if you have weels you should wear a helmet ;)

[asdfghjkl12345678220]

i love you to and your hair...mary me?jk lol how old are you?i'm hyper...again i love you!!(L) (K) :)

[ThePreppychick17]

Omfg your fricken hot!!!!!!

[kbusbuddies2]

:D loving the videos dude :D

[bakerboi212]

tbh ur mentally retarded vidoes was the funniest, or maybe i just find it funny when you take the piss out retards?

[pinkislifeispink1]

your hair is fucking sexy.:)

[computerXchic001]

aww i love you too...oops did i say that outloud lol jk but i love you like [pet goldfish or a brother not as in makeout setion unless we both got drunk or something kinda love but anyway yah uhhhhhh love you too!

[moorganmanmaser]

I LOVE THAT SONG SHOTS BY LMFAO

[atlnikki77]

your yummy

[123RoboticChicken]

OBNOXIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!

[darbear691]

you are so hot!!!

[cassie6879]

i ♥ ur hair ;) HOT FREAKIN HAIR!

[kaylabeez02]

haha puberty!! jkjk haha

[funnysmileycurse44]

comment.

[Audrey1845]

Hahah i laughed at the end.

[bigblackbeasty]

i would like to break your fucking neck you piss stain

[tamelia1252]

i love the fricken ending!!!! your sooooo CUTE....NOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!

[CherylxRosie]

lol i love the endin when yuu say "i love yuu" hhahaha Yuur Soo Cute N Hot! Lavv Yahh x Bu Byee xx

[ZzXxSxAxRxHxXzZ]

VERY HOTT HAIRCUT! <3

[SIDandNANCYSPIN]

A young lad going through puberty with that charming voice crack should not being taking shots ;P wha?

and the wheelz for seriously help, although some may hate when they see you rollin.i went thur.

[Tiblitzers]

Hey there pilgrims! It was kinda obvious that yu touched the camera to turn it off. that could be third offense. rape. i kinda wanna lick yur face in a festive manor. thats only second offense. why is your camera in black and white? are yu rasist. its ok. no hablo ingles. cuz im doin yur mom. is that random enough fer yu? its okay. oh my god, grandmas monay. i love you. but i dont love cows, i hate that in the cut off there head with a tooth brush kinda way. peace, morgan.

ps:chek out my vids:)

[makeupisfunable]

hi, its me again. i got superbly bored and watched that video of your friend mike. hes quite funnny.

it must have been freeezing out there.btw my name is kylie! i like you and your friend nobeefjusthomies, you guys make me laugh whenever you post videos together. its a break frommy hectic life. no im not a creeeper. im usuallly playing guitar or piano. or singing. or reading, playing lax. but now its cold in jersey. soi cant go outside much:/

byee<3

[KiraZKrayonZ13]

LLAMAS are as sexy as UNICORNS except minus the CORN. Yeah, granny panties are freaken hawt...ohyeah, you know you likee ;D Anywhoosies, I hope the zombies dont come back to kill you b/c that would SUCK [oops, I meant, LICK]. BTW, I. Am not. A whore.

[njizmine]

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

[AJSceneChick]

haha sweet thats a cool idea, but ya ur pretty cute u should look up my vids sometimen :)

[nikkiluvsthommy]

your really cute (:

[makeupisfunable]

i dont know why,

but you really make me want ice cream.

maybe its your haircut?

wioerewhtaweftwertwq

sorrry i just had something in my eye.

and i had a finger cramp

anywayy.

i hope you like this commment.

i put a lot of efffort into this.

and i wannna make a colllab with you(:

[IrisDropDead]

I wanna fuck you hard ,

I wanna feel you deep ,

I wanna rock your body,

I wanna taste your sweets ;D

Guess what? lmfao-shots (:

OHYEAH. sexsong.

thatsright.\

And you aint alive,

your ... halways dead . half way zombie, half way ghost

andand , I guess I love you too, even though I dont know you. .. (:

[pinksweetcat25]

@IrisDropDead

wow haha u got that off of botdf-sexting and ya nice vid(:

[Katiex0xbabe]

@IrisDropDead  you are fuckedd.

[BYRONDMORRIS]

@IrisDropDead wat about me

[jakedj3592]

r u gay guys ready

[charleneskeoch]

i love your new hire dow

i will give you a low 5

i love you

[Mcsinging123]

i dunno what to write :$

i suck :(

[sassywassyhassy]

ok ur hair waz Ninja b fo u got it cut...

n nw it luks supa ninja!!! :)

(aww i luv u too:3)

~Lexie

[thomasglovertv]

i wana blow u

[fifthelement313]

ok there are two muffins in an overn, one muffin says to the other 'is it hot in here or is it just me?'

the other muffin says 'ahhh a talking muffin'

like the hairs cut (plural, looks like more than one got cut)

umm, sooo i am going to keep this going cuz it is too short to be the best

so, there's two penguins on an iceburg one penguin says to the other.. 'do i look like a radio to you?'

hahahaha

don't get it?

contact me for the answer

[UNTITLEDFORTITLES]

if been mistaken for a boy tell last year ! :D

[SourMissy]

Im not a whore ( but I like to do it ) you get it? I LIKE TO DO IT, means I wanna fa... nevermind, well. awkward.

[JessicaMakesPEACE]

One day. I will give Graham a makeover & make him look like a pretty princess. Then i'll call him Sleeping Beauty. [ Because he'll be asleep when i do it ] && ; Then ! I'm going to draw a mustache on him then call him James. Because mustaches remind me of James' . Idk why ? :D But yesh. this will happen one day. Then i'll post a picture of Princess James. :]

[tonirockssocks]

....... me and my mom watch ur videos lmfao itz weird she comes up to me out of no where and scream lets watch a guysready video.. haha

btw...ur cutee:)

[jonnyare]

milk fart

[xbearhugx]

well..i really like your hair,

and i think your very cute :$,

-erica

[XMrsEdwardandJacobX]

well there was a banana and a walrus. the walrus eats people not bananas. and the banana is a walrus eating banana. !:O so hell broke loose

Your hair is pretty hot! ;) :P

[babybangboom]

i love everythinq bout you n yeah urr hot so lets qo qet some shots and party! but if yuu dont want to then i can qet a fat penquin to break the ice! luv you sexxii! hope yuu find that special someone!

[guitaronthemoon]

=D =) =] ={) =O =.) =P =I

[Bear2theClaire]

hhaa im really not into u that much but its nice that ur doin this. haha any ways ur a cuttiee! haha and nice hair cut! :)

[loovecee]

this is the best comment you will ever see. :)

kaay maybe not but your really awesome thouugh XD

[sontrah102]

Pants on the ground, remix.

LIKE A BOSS.

[myphonerocksmp3]

your such a HOTTIE!! i really wanna make a collab with you!!! this is the bestest comment ever!!! you know its truuue =] I FRICKEN LOVE YU!!! so now you gotta pick me ;)

[brylynskatv]

I WANNNA COLLAB

^best comment foshoooooooooo...

lmfao

[zoodles2531]

the best comment.

[simonehasfriends]

You say you'll do anything for a subscriber, but I doubt you'll give head to a gorilla in a tree with herpes. Am I correct?

[CaveinLee]

speaking about the title of this video, "boats and hoes"

If you see a girl in jewel, getting vanilla ice cream, chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar. She aint making no sundae, shes a hoe.

[LuvMusicLikeYourLife]

Aww ur amazing! i love watching ur Videos! Happy valentines day btw! :)

[AttractiveButBitter]

fuck your couch,

I'm thinking its kind of ridiculous, I love sandwiches.

&I have a question

ever played Super Smash Brothers Brawl?

Peach has frying pans, golf clubs, and shroom people in her dress. She pulls them out of it, I have seen it with my own bare eyeballs.

WHERE DOES SHE KEEP IT ALL?

8 vaginas or what?

Mario fucking sleeps in there for all I know

Di-motherfucking-sgusting.

[piglover45]

I love your videos you always make me smile id love to win this ! your extremly good looking ! i have a thing for blondes! wow now i seem like a frigen pedo ! im not a damn pedo! i promise! ok well i just lost this contest! ill give it a whirll! haha! well consider me! :)

[cmorr7]

ahaha, yourrr pretty goodlooking ;)

justt saying,

no big deal though.

[uglyduckling613]

i smell like pot right now....

[raych1231]

hmm well i like lmfao. a lot...

but dont think there will be any collab since i live like on the other side of the world lol.

[ThexCursexOfxTish]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER

... fuck it ♥

[ClovisNorthDrama]

your right...

giraffes are cool.(:

[sushimonkeys]

DAMNNNN BOYY YOU GOOODDD LOOKING!!! haha no really you are hot! Shots Shots Shots. So you got wheels? hah ill jump in one day. Oh and I love you too! I am liking that the new haircut it looks very nice on you very model-ish aha! So u get girls everyday? hmm ill believe that :) oh btw Guys Ready whats up with that Username? which guys are ready and who are the guys :) Ya I like your face!

[bohemiancheesecake]

A penis finishes underneath a vagina. The rusty track peers underneath a vagina. A penis stumbles within a vagina. The farewell obtains a vagina. A penis suffers a sterling reign without the atmospheric vat.

yay for random paragraph generator.

[mslemondancer]

you deserve a puppet I should make you one. ps; your going to be one of my .. 5 husbands (: lahh youu

[HuskAyeee]

Well Mr. GuysReady, I just wanna say that I'm diggin yourr hairr cut(:

and yourr beastt, yaaaa nigguh. thats rightt, Yourrrrrrrrr funnyy.

:]

This probably isnt gonna be the best comment, but imaaa try. I'd love to make a collab wiff you.

All these girls sayinggg your sexyy and stuff, hahaa, your not sexyyy.

Your gorgeousss(:

hahaaa i got ya, didnt I?

Yessirr. and I love you too<3

Even tho I dont knoww you, haaha yeah im ending this commenttt mann. Like hit me up sometime;)

[cheeseMe336]

the other day in theater, the teacher gave everyone a random item. we all had to make a 30 second scene from top of our heads. someone who had a knife-they killed someone, someone who had glasses-they was old, someone who had bread-it was a sword.

i got a apple. i decied thay i was gonna be a little kid who pretends that a apple is a grenade to blow up his pets. yeahh, i herd someone in the class as i was acting ask another kid, "what is she doing?"

[MakaylaMaeJerkz]

focus focus focus... heyyy! i got a new hair cut =D

[DELANEYWATLING]

V comments are a fail. just sayin'. word.

[XxPrincesSHazeLxX]

best comment it the whole wide world right here !! your hair cut is very hot ohh and will you marry me? :] I hopee you get better xx

[cortdog77]

i personaly i think this is the best commment(: mine right hur!(: all the others can suckk itt!(; i love your hair cutt and hmm.... oh i lose my thought alot to so no worrys your fine(: hahahaha

- courtneyy

[irockdaworld106]

Lmao ur really cutee :P

hehe me n my friend have been singing shots for a week now :]

btw so luvvvvv the hair cut

Peace ^-^

[FriendshipPops]

i enjoy that haircut, it makes me pretty fucking wet ;D oh and i have those headphones. and you gets chicks everyday? i suree do bet ;D. your hair looks so soft i just wanna take a nap in it. and please dont die. peace<3

[TheBROY123]

Your sexy and I rated all your voss a 5 star eh! ;p

[clownie547]

your mom

[ILavaDangerJonas]

Boats before hoes ALL THE WAAY XP

[MoniqueXduh]

If you tryin to fuck, put ya hands in the air.

*puts hands in the air*

Now say Im fucked up.

Patrones on the rocks &Im ready for some shots !

Gotta love LMFAO(:

[tigerdoll494]

u have cute squirrel cheeks.

[PolishClouds]

Wow. that wink at the end was just orgasmic ;P it made the peanuts im eating rite now just so much better... just putting that out there. lmfao

[xbrittasticx]

omg you uploaded this like 10 minutes ago. wow.

[KenzieKins2]

I'm so glad that your ALICE :)

btw, shots is the fricken best song ever.

(: I have a miniture dance part to the shots part! :]

btw, your sexay. ahha. k i should stop. I like your headphones, you look like a skater or a snowboarder to me? am i right? :) I like your backround!!!! and your haircut is really cutee!! :]

[lindseyzz2]

omfg i love you and reaalyyyyyyyy hottttttttttt

[PiromanicsFTWx11]

Well your haircut looks cute. I love you two, and that song. NOW WHERE MY ALCOHOLICS LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS UP! Your hawt, and funny.

I stumbled upon your videos when i was bored. And i was like hes hawt, so i watched your videos and i was like hes funny then my friend came over and was like hes hawt, and she watched your videos and was like hes funny. So i thought i would share that with you because that is the story of my subscription two you. Plus, you have good taste in music. HIGH FIVE!

[xXxsabxXx41]

So,,,

On Twitter,

I See You Follow, PatK and Stereos.

That's Pretty Cool.

* Worst Comment Ever *

[wbfalcons]

heyy omg i love u i seen all of your vids there awesome your like the best person on youtubebesides fred but no affense but anyways love your vids and hope u pick me <3

[freetobeafreakk]

well i fer one am happy to hear you love me

[hunteristhefuture]

you look like cody linley

[xxapplexxteeheexx]

alrightyy, i guess i'm the only kid with enough balls to be the first comment. but this is gonna be amazingg. lmfaoo you're haircutt makes me giggle.(: collabs are the shizz dude.!!! and hey that's my songg you be playingg. shots shots shots shots shots shots everbauudy.!! happy oone year on youutubbee. i just sneezed bless me please. dude my dog is the shizzz. she's ballingg.you know this is friggin random. by the time i post this i won't be first.): ha i'm donee, this is the BESTEST COMMENT.xD

[gellert1011]

First comment? Your blind. Ha.

[xxapplexxteeheexx]

didn't you see by the time it's done it won't be first, i think you need to check sir.(:

[gellert1011]

So how come my comment is at the bottom?

Im clearly a girl so yeahh [:

[gellert1011]

I just love you so therefore im must be the coolest person evaaaar ;]