Chris Tucker stand up comedy

[theone225]

Respectful comedian. And smart

[100shaner]

funni



[Calzified]

"I was on the floor and da bed was shakin'!"

[devolodi216]

i knew something about him saying "man" was gonna be a top comment haha

[hopez4real]

hey yo let go let go it aint wurf it men

[hopez4real]

u gon hatu shut d fuck up

[MJMBRallmyboos]

LOL Chris you sooo funny! What if Mike was a pimp? I bet he'll have a bunch of hoes including me. XD

[Neshiadatthickchick]

Wat if mj waz a pinp lmao

#slow down tido,slow down tido damn

[08butterfly29]

"I'M COMING MOM!!" haha too funny ! "Is that my ho ova there sittin' on the curb? C'mere gurll!" haha what if michael was a pimp?? haha that was hilarious!

[MrDeezy24]

I WAS ON THE FLOOR ND DA BED WAS SHAKIN!! LMFAO

[SuperGraffitilover]

Damn dat Michael Jackson Pimp part had a mothafucka rollin!!LOL

[nena3951]

i mean...hundred dollar bill

[nena3951]

" girl, youve been up here all damn day and all yuu got is a 5 dollar bill?! " AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Lakersrock16]

the president just fucked somebody UUPPPP

[aquamarine811]

when he was tlkin bout if michael was a pimp that had me rollin

[MJRoxMyRhinestoneSox]

slow down Tito! DAMN!

[DeLaFlOuW]

god damn the black president fucked up somebody ahhh

[jonathan565918]

this is a joke:

one guy thought he was the tallest in the word

another guy thought he was the shortest in the world

the third guy thought he was the most funny in the world

so all three of them went to the guniees book of world records

the fist guy said i am the tallest guy in the world

the second guy said i am the shortest in the world

the third guy said who the hell is chris tucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeLaFlOuW]

@jonathan565918 LAMEEE

[richbiz84]

@jonathan565918 lame

[DoubleBackFlipper]

@jonathan565918 Well aren't you a comedian??

[MultiRUOK]

mama im cummin! lol

[TJHanna94]

9 people are white

[uuadafac]

@TJHanna94 or his mother has 9 accounts:)

[xTelha]

I cant help but wonder how much MJ laughed when he saw this. And what he thought of him being a pimp. LOL

[MrMistaification]

LOL THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT. HE KILLED OUT THERE ALL IN 5 MINS TO.

[antoniotheboy]

What is the name of this standup ?

[BeckahJackson]

Slow down Tito daaayum!!!

Is that my hoe over there sitting on da currb?

Lemme out...

Comere gurl!! ... I said comere guuurrl!!

Where my money at? How much u got?

Mike I'm sorry all I got is a hundred dolla bill!

U been out here all day and all u got is a hundred dill bill!?

AAAAAAAAAH!!!

-pimp slap-

[scrappycoco22]

Lmfao 2:12 ,,

[DManCarter9000]

8 ppl didnt come here

[windsor97]

some random lady yells in the backround xD

[EbssOfficial]

I SAID COME HERE GIRL!!

[muzosh]

sorry micheal all i got is this 100 dollar bill

youre standing here all day and al you got is a 100 dollar bill ?! AAAAAAHHH XD

[SamanthaNicole49]

lol "Slow down Tito Damn!!!!" HILARIOUS!!

[Buzette123]

MAMA IM COMING !

[mssmith692]

i love mj but that was funny as hell

[mrslact25]

i was handle bizz

[MrMois007]

funniest mudafuker ever

[snowbunnyboo360]

while i was laughing at the mj part i happened to glance at the people in the back laughing and laughed even harder at the man laughing in the back

[2music41]

dam hey the president fucked somebody up

[MBhondukid9]

I Just Realized That When I Was In High School I Was My Mommas Baby, But When You Graduate Your Just That Dude Walking Around The House.

[MBhondukid9]

The Best Comedy Video In Youtube !

[MrMois007]

funnnnnnny ass shiet

[Joureypkay1111]

Ice Cube + Chris Tucker = Last Friday = 2011

Chris Tucker Is Interested For A 4th Friday N Will Reprise His Role As Smokey

I Was Just Bullshittin ~N~ You Know This, Mannnn - Chris Tucker Voice

[irishgangsta100]

dis was b4 obama nywayz..... funny shit tho :)

[AkindOneOf]

3:12-3:20 HEY NIGGA!!! LIKE DAMN THE PRESIDENT JUST FUCK SOMEBODY UP!!! DID U SEE THAT SHIT MAN?? LMFAO...CHRIS TUCKER FUNNIEST MAN...

[shawnshawn53]

he said "man" like 400 times

[TheTeeJay210]

@shawnshawn53 just 20x bruh bruh

[Huustler5]

@shawnshawn53 look at bernie mac's "motherfucker"

[mcool135]

@shawnshawn53 Learn to count dumbass...

[Mr246198Kobe]

have u ever had a neighbor tht bored yo shit and keep it so long u had to borrow it bak

[TheMagic1099]

nigga told me he was 2 legit 2 quit

[everybodyhatesaa]

all you got is a hundred dollar bill! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[Edit105]

SLOW DOWN TITO. SLOW DOWN TITO DAMMMNNNN!!!!!!!! LMAOL

[brebre10291996]

lol

rip MJ

"slw down tito dammnn"

[liltaz1225]

haha. i seen roachs like taht before

[MrBasyc]

like a black brother will fuck up the white house :))

[maahmad]

@MrBasyc 3:15 jokes " like damn the president just fuck somebody up"

[JACKASSFORKIDZZ]

she said come here boy....i said momma im coming SHE SAID COME HERE BOY I SAID MOMMA AM COMMIN

[lpg8888]

he should have closed with the jackson bit

[EMoork]

"slow down tito, damn!" LMFAO

[bimo1989]

i got a new place and i hate my neighbours i got my neighbours that always borrow my shit.

you ever had a neighbour that borrow your shit and keep it so long that you need to borrow it back

[kimbo53kimbo53]

you remember in high school you're your mother's baby, after you graduate you're that n*gger walkin around the house...lol thumbs up if you luv Chris Tucker!!

[RTDHOOLIGAN]

MAMA IM CUMMIN!! LMFAOOO

[TheChildofaura]

This was done before President Obama XD I wonder what his reaction was.

[Buzette123]

SLOW DWN TITO DAYUM !

IS DAT MY HOE SITTIN DERE ON DA CURVE ?

let me out .

COME HERE GURL ! ISAID CUM HERE GURL .

WERE MY MONEY HOW MUCH U GOT ?

GURL U BEEN OUT HERE ALL DAY & ALL U GOT IS A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL ?

AHHHHHHHHH !

[zehitman07]

hes funny as hell

[jkool20]

i love how chris tucker made fun of MJ but not in a mean way. him and michael were really good friends and i have a lot of respect for chris but man is chris funny!!!!!! he made me cry laughin! "is tht my ho over there sittin on a curb?"

[kingyda53]

woah they lost there shit.

[MegaZFT]

Hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[buddhistgangstamonk]

what did he say after nigga told me was too legit to quit.. that's fucked up when you..... sorry I cant understand that part, can someone tell me

[MrSkillz17]

@buddhistgangstamonk thats fucked up when you go in your cereal for the prize and them mother fuckers already got it !

[buddhistgangstamonk]

@MrSkillz17 Oh haha thanks man, that's the only part i couldnt understand, chris tucker is frickin awesome.

[dwb17]

@buddhistgangstamonk that's fucked up when you go in your cereal to get your prize and them mothafuckas already went in and got it

^_^ you're welcome

[MrSylvester14]

@buddhistgangstamonk He Said Its Fucked Up When U Go In Yo Ceareal To Get Yo Prize Them MuthaFuckas Already Ben In There And Got It . .. .

[chelsea1234513]

wat if M.J was a pimp haha lol

[krisskross180]

nigga told me he was 2 legite 2 quit!!!!!!!!!!!! lls 2 funny

[yazman70]

whack...

[MsDemera]

CHRIS TUCKER IS THE KING OF COMEDY!!!! LOVE HIM!!!!

[djcoolpants]

i'm comin' mama ..........hurry up...........i'm tryin'2 if u shut tha fuk up

wz my favorite LOL HE WZ ON DA FLO AND DA BED WZ SHAKIN' LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Maddluv4eric]

LOVE the tucker man!

[Dekeleon]

ahhh chris is freak'n funny "I Steped On A roach nd I went to get sum tissue nd came back dat n*gga waz gone."Saw that same roach two weeks later with some stitches." man dat dude is funnny xD!!!!!!

[pirate10100]

Was this a show or something?

Whats the name of it? Can you buy it?

[SkaterRejectJosh]

damn jst damn

[summermusic14]

SLOW DOWN TITO!!!! lol

what IF he was a pimp? I'm curious....

[Vanja1993]

I got rats and roaches like Crips and Bloods

[lilreed105]

Slow Down Tito, SLOW DOWN TITO DAAAMN.

Is That My Hoe Sittin Over There On Da Curb

Come Here Girl, I SAID COME HERE GIRL

Where My Money At

LOl

[th3p1mpst3r]

lol so funny chris tucker

[T1vids]

lol 1:42

[MsWhitterz]

lmao!hes 1 of tha most underated comidiens out their

[Sandra4845]

cris tucker the best

[themplskid]

HAHAHAHA what year is this from??

[player549]

when ur in highschool ur your momas boy but when u graduate u that nigga walking around the house lmao funny

[helloman332]

pisset off man

[meglovesreeses]

omfg!! that was the funniest thing i have ever seen!!! chris tucker is the shit XD

[candygirl3201]

Come here girl! I said come here girl!

[Juicyprincessie]

''Slow down tito, slow down tito DAMN!'' xDDDD

[aeropostalebunny1]

@Juicyprincessie FUNNY

[TheBumbleb123]

man.......dat shit was funny lol lol

[Mystrie20]

loool that was bare jokes, i wonder if there is one stand up show that he does ob his own? If anyone knows beg you send me sme liks for it. Peace

[KingofPop20]

funniest shit haha. "nigga told me he was too legit to quit" "i was handeling business righhht" hahahah!

[wtfisdaz]

Come here girl! I said come here girl!

[cagri00]

HE is CRAZY !!! XD haha hilarieus

[michael79331]

what year is this

[xXxOilKingxXx]

keep it in the closet!! now get out there and make me some money.

[PAINITE2012]

too legit to quit lol

[Sam7340]

Lmao!!!

[JumpMan21TV]

get pissed off when somebody drank up all the kool aid

[LiXPRDC]

haha ''Like a black Brotha would fuck up the white house, like the grass wont be cut''

''My roach is smart too man, they play dead. one day i stepped on one of'em, runned into the bathroom to get some tissues, came back dat' nigga was gone''

[cKooLaiD311]

slow down tito....slow down tito DAMN!!!!my nigga chris...

[LEAHCIM829]

LOL CHRIS IS THE BEST!!!

[877ebonym]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is sooo funny!!!!!

[soulreaverMJ]

Chris Tucker is the best! haha The Rush Hour movies were awesome (preferably number 2) and he was hilarious in Friday hahaha I'm glad Michael got some laughs in with Chris while he was alive. RIP Michael!

[pogWo4life]

Why do they ALWAYS pick on Tito.

[SHAKADUZIT]

"like dam the president just fucked somebody uppppp"

[5starchick314]

tha otha day i step on one ov em went n da baffroom 2 gt sum tissue came bak dat nigga wuz gone

[thuglife88888]

@5starchick314 nigger said he was too legit to quit!!! haha

[triniboy1016]

hahaha chris tucker is the man xD

come here girl...i said come here girl!!! where my money at....how much you got lol

[GBallaJ]

He was so fucking funny.Too bad he didn't do that much stand up.Too bad he didn't star in more movies...all he ever wanted to do was Rush Hour.

[Aly122097]

slow down titto DAAAAAAAAAAANG lmfao

[mccurchin14]

lmfaoooooo the roach came back two weeks later an had stiches.

[micanjjac77]

aaaahhhhh..............BOOM!!!­!

[AaliyahTM]

" man, let it go , let it go ! it aint worth it !! fuck that shit man !!!! "

i love Chris Tucker.. hes effin hallarious !!

[SAPHIREpinup]

wahaha gotta love chris tucker!!!

rip michael!!!!

[jiggatnk]

slow down Tito DAAAAAAAAAMN! is that my hoe over there sittin on the curb? let me out.

[tennisdude24]

hahahaha

all u got is 100 dollar biiillll!!! put it in the closet

[xANNi3Jx]

''SLOW DOWN TITO DAAAAAAAAMN''

[BeautifulBryy]

i seen em two weeks later with some stiches lmfaooo..this nigguh told me he was too legit to quit!!!! lmfaoooo

[michaeljacksonx1]

i missed this makes me laugh

[bhuff2100]

love chris

[TheSmokingJoe]

"they've been borrowing that shit for so long you have to borrow it back" rofl ! man this dude should make another stand up comedy show with Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Chris Rock, and Eddie Murphy or someone like that

[nain2445]

you been out here all u got is 100 funny

[TheYumi16]

So This Was Good Funny Unlike Chris Rock

[pepsidewroot14]

this wuz sooo funny! haha the way hes like "is that my ho over there sittin on curbbb?"

[stopher0304]

"Momma don't come home till 6!" classic!

[TheExtremeEnigma1997]

isnt this the "hey michael slow down i think i see one of my ho's" one?

[Watitdobabyboo202]

haha michael as a pimp i can see it haha

lol rip mike

[paigejanae]

wow chris just wow

he is so funni

miss u much mike

[Choppaaah]

2:17+ lol

[FashionChika]

That Michael jackson bit was funny. I bet he even laughed when he saw this, because he had a big sense of humor and all.

ily MJ, R.I.P. !!!!

[4268133]

CLASSIC, NICE....

[Perra12767576575]

I can't really hear what he is saying, at 1:31 to 1:37. Can anyone help me please?

[Ashyass101]

he said its fucked up wen u go in yo cereal to get yo prize and them mothafuckaz done alreadii ben in the and got it

[Perra12767576575]

Thanks!

[j0shb0t93]

watch this shyt

[CaptainDwight666]

a black president he gonna have a gun,somebody try to fuck him up he'd fuck them up.HEy ***** BOOM BOOM BOOM

LET IT GO IT AINT WORTH

Who that mofucka dont live here

love chris tucker he's so funny

[moluvzme]

MY GOD THIS MAN'S A GENIUS!! hahahaah "100 dollar bill!??" lmao