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  • If 90% of men masturbate that means that we almost all would be crippled and blind. He analyzes people bodies from picture. And whats worst the random people. Sick and twisted and boring.

  • :)

  • it's all true

    i'm always squinting, too exhausted to walk and have the structure of a fiddler crab

  • why do you have men in underwear on your comp

  • @chobitfan48 *pictures of men in underwear

  • This is the most outrageous, stupid theory I have ever come across. Try cooking or something else, this kind of stuff is not for you to be discussing, or trying to educate people on.

  • green pants? so masturbation makes you colorblind too? hahahaha

  • Oh, Happeh you never stop amusing me. I love the fact that people can't lean sideways without it being a deformity cause by sex, masturbation, homosexuality. I wish you were a troll because it would mean that you were just trying to be funny, but you are actually that stupid.

  • This is easily the stupidest video I have seen, wow.

  • accordin to randy theory hes leaning to his side to look at his boyfriend taking the photo

  • Oh, just fck U (LMAO)

  • Actually, when I started doing it when I was ten, my face cleared up, I started getting muscles and I stopped wearing glasses. I recommend it for everybody.

  • At least the guy in green pants wants to connect his energy with the other guy.

  • What says he isn't just leaning?

  • The man in green has since had numerous calls from hollywood directors and soon to star in the next blockbuster

  • umm dude wtf? this is so fucking stupid, anyone can lean to a side. This is just so increadibly stupid, just just...-facepalm-

  • HAHAHAHAHA, so funny man, called DNA

    thats why the guy got other size on the body

    and how much he is training

    DNA !

  • @the author of this...:

    How do you rule out all the other possible causes for that posture/facial expression/physical assymetry? What makes you think this has anything to do with masturbation? Did the guy with the green (blue!) pants confess his "secret hobby" to you??? If he did, how many men/women did you interview? If I can show you say 200 more images from the man in green (blue!) standing straight and further apart from someone, how would that affect your theory?

  • It's called posture, people amazingly change posture throughout the day. Almost every single person in the western world masturbates and it has no side effects.

    I can almost say for certain both of those two people in the picture do.

    Fuck this shit, I'm gunna go have a wank.

  • in the bibble says people should not mastubate../// do sex cuased all this problemS?

  • The Man in the blue pants has tilted his body for that picture

  • Everything in this vid is funny because some of these are normal acts of everyone, Woman or a Man.....And the rest are camera angles or poses....

  • Actually the Blind aspect of Masturbation is from your "Cum" content, it has a lot of Zinc in it, but it won't cause enough decrees to make you blind. Also the "Shrinkage" is also a lie, if this was true then when you weight life you would be smaller on your side because you work your "Good" arm much harder than your "Weak" arm. This vid is a lie, plus if this was true everyone would be blind and crippled. Nobody hasn't masturbated.

  • Hey douchebag, my uncle has stomach cancer and his face looks just fine. There goes your "second face" theory.

    Also, I've been a masturbator for about five years, and i dont slant at all. Does it pain you to know I'm a lefty, too? God, your anti-sexuality bullshit is really driving me crazy. Maybe you should consider trying to get laid. (Like you ever will.)

  • THOSE PANTS ARE BLUE.

  • Is he mentally retarded? What the fuck is wrong with his voice? His writing style makes me want to go away and fap just to piss this fucker off.

  • lol all this..just cause of his posture for the photographer..

    btw this is Eric & Jeremy from The Amazing Race season 9 they become 2nd place, beated by the hippies..bj and tyler xD

    i love jeremy :D (the guy with this so called "mastrubation problem")

    and another thing hes really ALOT hotter than in this picture of him lol..its true hes really hot ive seen him many times

    whatever, nice work, i bet you can fool some extremely stupid people with this vid..peace to youall bye im done here

  • IFlash4 is right.

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  • You are awesome man ! I always thought of this, too, when I met a man. And I thought of some men are masturbated a lot !

    lol

  • dont lission to this idiot's lies. find a docter, and ask him, not a theorist like this idiot.

  • Haha its funny how u can rule out the entire video's complex interpretation by pointing out that all of his so called deformations are due to his slant (posture) to the right to get into a better photographing range for the picture taker. : ]

  • Actually you cannot. Many people say the same thing without thinking first.

    If there is a crooked box, the box looks crooked from whatever angle the photographer takes the picture. You and other people want to claim the crookedness is ONLY because of the photo angle.

    You and the others need to prove that the subject of the photographer has a normal body to prove your contention. If you find out that the body of the subject is crooked though, then you are wrong and I am right.

  • No dude chill out, I was saying that the guy on the right is slanted over to his right to get into a better posture. NOT that the picture was slanted.

    And by the way I did think first, I think that if you new a damn thing about psychology you would know that this posture indicates that he is in a friendly, calm and happy mood. Not that he jacks off, were the heck did you come up with this absurd conclusion? Trying to awaken the medical community? HAHAHAHAHAHA, it still gets laughs!

  • I wonder what the last episode would conclude. Interesting video. - I didn't know it affected the energy body too. 4/5

  • Astonishingly well produced and clearly presented; This series of videos is a must see for those individuals who enjoy a great dose of camp and 1950's science as approved by 'The Church'. 100% enjoyable! Great job and very creative.

  • These are so horrible but they still make me laugh.

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