The WTF Collection: Weekly World News

[VeronSherner]

ohh damn xD i got caught before i know about them, i acutally believed a bit at first but then i searched more about this site xD

[IBMeddling]

Aliens back Bush? That one is a little hard to believe!

[Strangetown906]

I remember seeing some of these in the stroe when I was younger, particularly the 2nd great depression and aliens worshiping oprah.

[sightsboy]

1:05 wow, I wonder how they got there (not)

[Auzy4]

Weekly World News, where we troll so hard, it's funny.

[wwesonicfan1]

these had lots of false stuff but were entertaining

[RileyM1989]

I really miss seeing this in the tabloids section right by the checkout stand. I would always take a quick gander at these while waiting in line at the super market. Some of the shit they would have on these magazines was just like wow, wtf.

[Flopsie166]

i dont know about u guys but this is actually quite funny

[stayjit1]

I miss the WWN, it was the best comic book for big kids around.

[PunkysDilema1970]

Hitler is secret President of Israel

[gardevoirXD97]

baby parts lake michigan

[superprankcaller1]

wtf

[bioo80]

They are still alive, Just in Website form. which SUCKS!!!

[swfanlver]

i miss this wwn

[scriminamp]

every thing was fake except at 0:43 !!! lol!

[spacepolic29]

@scriminamp people as small as ants were found!!! lol

[heresthadude1080]

XD

I love how they keep putting fake stuff on it! It's very entertaining!

[HaileyVerge]

None of these stories are even the slightest bit believable. Who would buy this crap?

[aliendeception]

@HaileyVerge

Its just good entertainment! I've been reading Weekly World News all my life! I know its not true but its good reading.

[vikingdemon666]

The great deppression stuff is true xD

[Gamer4672]

1:16....are you sure thats false? XD

[eyeonwashparish]

I used to be nuts about this magazine. LOL Ark on Mars! LOL

[ZmickTrick]

To correct the info, its not the most weekly read news magazine in America because it is not a news magazine, its for entertainment purposes only.

Plus, if it was really THAT popular, it wouldn't be in the heap of financial sustainability questions that its in.

[shihtzusrool]

penny from Heaven?

and did you know that aliens worship Oprah?

[goubulblok]

these are soo stupid and people who believe this are more stupid

(9 month old baby gets black belt in karate rofl!!!!)

[agentbikini]

i love this paper! i love the way some of the stories i read in it still managed to appear in british mainstream journalism! go batboy! they should make a movie of his life.

[aliendeception]

@agentbikini

I agree! You posted this 10 months ago so I know you wont know what I'm talking about. You said you love WWN and there should be a Batboy movie! Yes there should be a Batboy movie!

[BatKeaton89]

was there a diffrent dipiction of bat boy? i believe i saw it back in '92 and it was much more frightning.

[Sydpart2]

i liked it but it needed music

[xyzpigilooloo123]

Agreed

[Vlamakis]

AL QAEDA BREEDING KILLER MOSQUITOES!!

HAHA, I miss this magazine.

[cjla1987]

Why do these shits exist? WHo creates them? Why do we allow them to do so? What is the purpose of this?

[alien123pred]

to give us a bright light i guess...not to give up hope...or to make us laugh? it ended though

[nintendo0master]

If so, they must have suffered brain damage over time."

Inside, Dr. Johnson found a small, thick book. The cover illustration showed a constellation that bore the unmistakable likeness of Oprah Winfrey. Stunned, he opened the book, which consisted of multicolored, cloth-like materials. The writing glowed when the professor looked at it.

"It was an illuminated manuscript," Dr. Johnson explained. "I was immediately able to translate the title, which is called Their Eyes Are Watching me.

[nintendo0master]

part 4 "I found other remnants of an alien presence," he said, "including luggage and what looked like a door with a little diagram. I suspect that what the 'Big Dig' crew had found was the remains of an alien outpost or motel on ancient earth."

Back in his library, Dr. Johnson opened the container. "Being whacked against the foreman's head had loosened the top," Dr. Johnson said. "It popped right off. I began to wonder if, in fact, that was how the aliens opened containers on their world

[nintendo0master]

part 3

The vessel was unharmed but one of the workers spotted strange writing on the outside. Dr. Johnson was summoned along with paramedics.

"The first thing I noticed was that the markings were not the petroglyphs of Native Americans," Dr. Johnson said. "There were numbers and mathematical signs. One of them almost looked like the letters UPN and NBC. If I didn't know better I'd have sworn they were a TV schedule." The professor looked around the site before he left.

[nintendo0master]

The book was discovered by construction workers who were on their lunch break at the 'Big Dig,' the city's new interstate tunnel. While the workers watched TV, the foreman was crushing soda cans against his massive forehead. When he ran out of them, he looked for something else to prove he was a hardhead as well as a hardhat. That was when he saw a large container half-buried in the earth. He dug it out, struck it hard against his brow and passed out.

[nintendo0master]

part 1

WEEKLY World News sources have confirmed that a professor at Webster University -- the birthplace of the world-famous English dictionary -- is in possession of a book that was printed on another world. What's more, the thick volume isn't a cookbook. "It's an alien bible,"said 41- year-old linguistics professor, Dr. Emmanuel Johnson, whose skill with foreign languages has earned him the nickname "Magic." "And wait till you hear who their god is!"

[mentalhhguru]

*Blinks...Blinks* Ooookay. Hilarious though- but still. lol.

I'm actually curious if there are people out there which take this stuff seriously. Are there? We don't get that magazine over here.

[LaMortadella]

I love WWNews. When I'm depressed half out of my mind all I have to do is pick up a copy of this and I'm laughing again...

[boombuzz]

I BELEVE DUde

[ScornedbySara]

What do you mean 'Just like those Americans'? What? It's just like us to have an imagination and a sense of humor? How would you like it if I insulted Bret Hart or Gordon Lightfoot right now? You took something funny and tried to turn it into anti-American propaganda. Goodbye.

[ScornedbySara]

Wow. I don't remember typing any of this. I'm sorry and didn't get that offended reading it this time. It must have been another 'state of mind' at the time of writing. ;)

[hsmpokemon]

Iloved every article and got them all one day i was gonna share it whit my friends and the school bully took all away from me and his dad was a bully at his school too so he took all of them and kept them in his house now this is the only thing to remind me of my wwn newspapers thanks for putting this on youtube.

[Donner1701]

RIP Weekly World News!

[raffistewartx3]

HAHA!! These are so stupid!!

I saw the play of Bat Boy, it was really good. They got the idea from that article.

[ironwitch]

I love the Weekly world news but why do they have to go away

[NoisecoreSource]

@ironwitch They're still around right>?

[Sickfixx]

Someone needs to put a tribute up for WWN with Say Goodbye by Madonna playing. I'm so sad to see them go away. :(

[uuukkjj]

aliens wordship oprah?? a old lady mistaken angelx=s for sex dolls bat boy/?? redneck shoots down a ufo WTF this is cheap shit lies!!

[productgurujr]

i saw the oprah one

[Tartra511]

i only read the wwn because it is so stupid, ridiculous, funny, and sometimes makes you think WTF

lol

[taurenking176]

You freakin caNADIAN RACIST!

[Timeforthaunted]

haha