All My Friends Like Asian Girls

[brokebust]

Can anyone figure out the chord(s) / (mis)tuning of the guitar? This is proving very difficult to tab!

[gcdinfo]

Asian American women had a higher prevalence of STDs than White women in both 1995 (10.4% vs. 7.7) and 2001 (13.5% vs. 8.3%). The incidence of STDs (not diagnosed with STDs in 1995, but developed STIs in 2001) among Asian American women was also higher than that of White women."

- A&PI women are 4 times more likely than A&PI men to have a sexually transmitted disease.

-A&PI women have the highest rate of increase in new HIV infections - higher than any other ethnic group.

[jessesainthimmel]

How much muthafuckin money you got in your bank account?

[shadow1154509]

people in the back are like heck yeah thats right

[uriituw]

Sing about aliens!

[Gluck987]

The dude with the guitar has the best job in the world. Who do you have to blow to get that gig?

[XxMaskedCrusaderxX]

Oh, this is just precious.

Fav. Orite.

Asians aren't that great. Try as you may to tell me not all of them are self-absorbed, highly materialistic, and base their relationships solely on your looks and how much money you make? Appeasing their parents (or not) is the case, here. They are socially and culturally controlled by the environment built by their parents. No big deal, though. Whites, blacks, green men, they're all annoying. We're all human. :]

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@XxMaskedCrusaderxX Xenophobe detected.

Go back to your racist gated community, you fucking Aryan piece of shit.

Some of us don't hate others just because they don't fit into our Sheltered White People Syndrome drawn "normal circles".

Again: fuck off you xenophobic piece of shit.

Ask yourself: would you say this shit about black people? Or homosexuals? And if not, why would you be so racist against asians?

No seriously, I want to know.

[XxMaskedCrusaderxX]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller

Whoa.

Did I write this two months ago? Wow.

Honestly, I just don't *care*

And I'm not white, thanks.

If I offended you, oh well. I'm not into comment wars, so, bye?

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@XxMaskedCrusaderxX Because you know I'm right, you're going to bring up the "I said this a long time ago" defense? That is akin to waving the white flag in the debate. And who cares what your race is, see? Proving me right that you ARE a racist piece of shit, if you have to bring THAT up in casual conversation. Are you autistic or something? Also you xenophobic dumbass: if you didn't care, you wouldn't have said anything. You cast the first stone, now accept the consequences for your actions.

[XxMaskedCrusaderxX]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller

Sure, whatever.

[HiddenThoracle]

See, the problem with this sort of sentiment is that it's based on desperation and process of elimination. It's like, when you're at the end of your rope, and frustrated by every other kind of girl out there-you're thinking wait a sec, I should try asian girls! They're different, right? right? The whole thing is based on stereotypes, both toward nonasian girls and asian girls. Asian girls don't cheat? Aren't flaky? Don't care about money like other girls? Guy...I hope you find happiness.

[bofeity]

only black people still use bluetooth headsets

[TheVoid]

that guitar guy was fucking awful!

[Verschrankung]

12 people are flaky white girls

[lieutenantnobody]

There's nothing like basing a genre of music around an instrument that is terribly, terribly out of tune.

[MangoZapp]

Mint.

[bobcock555]

to the kid on guitar: you fuckin' murdered David's art...

[bobcock555]

to the kid on guitar: you fuckin' murdered David's art...

[gnortznitz]

Who is that charlatan behind him with the untuned guitar? (By the way, he's singing about Korean girls. Those Chinese have no morals at all. Come and get me!)

[xx8visionSxx]

@gnortznitz

lol what are you on?

[gnortznitz]

@xx8visionSxx I'm on not being deaf.

[xx8visionSxx]

@gnortznitz

k well you make no sense then

[MikeHummyButthole]

Great job!

[CityFireflies]

wow um generalize much?? no asian girl would go for you

[PonytailJesus]

I don't think I could make a date at 10 and 3 oclock either.

[go2sleepB1tch]

white and black girls are shit

white girls are the worse tho, they  make me ashamed to be white

[KevinHeaven9]

whoever thinks this is racist really needs to lighten up...

[MrJarawl]

david liebe hart is my HERO!!!

[COOLERU]

ahahaahh

[thinkbeforespeaking]

Asian girls love white guys, awesome.

[joewhittles]

david sure is a bit cheeky sometimes :)

[010Red010]

Thats a pretty song =)

[anonymous98989]

Racism?

Well sure. But he's so painfully bad at it that it should hardly even count.

David looks around at other comics and sees that they get laughs using stereotypes (think Dave Chapelle).

But they get away with it by carefully intimating that they are being "ironic." This somehow gets them off the hook.

David doesn't have this kind of subtlety. He can't help but come across as genuine, even as he tries to affect irony. He's speaking a language he doesn't know, a surefire way to offend.

[FightlikeABrave91]

LOLOLOLOL

[tednguyen]

why would they date a nigger like you?

[DeviousTelevision]

this man is a racist.

[brokeanddrive]

Asian girls are the best. They're hot, smart, sweet, loving, caring, and make a mean sandwich.

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

My friend Dikentro. That is the best name in the universe.

[Jade049]

I'm kinda offended and i'm laughing at the same time.

[thoreauean]

possibly the most heartfelt liebe hart ive heard. godspeed david!!

[Darkslayer79]

LOL EPIC!!!!!!!

[petiteasiahoney]

You need to get out more. These losers stereotype Asian girls as a last straw for their pathetic hopes. Wake the fuck up. Pretty Asian girls won't go for you fucktards.

p.s. Pretty Asian girls usually go for Asian guys only. What you foreigners get are the 2nd class Asians.

[cltw666]

@petiteasiahoney LMAO.. shhh why are you telling them!!

[hotjizz123]

@petiteasiahoney you're dad is 2nd class asian

[AnimusMachine]

@petiteasiahoney

Speak for yourself. I'm caucasian and have a beautiful asian wife.

Everyone fails to mention the obvious though, that asian girls aren't perfect and have plenty of flaws as well, just like anyone.

[petiteasiahoney]

@AnimusMachine

Typical white trailer trash loser proud to have a 2nd class slut as a wife. Your kind need to stop breeding. This planet is rampant with disgusting shit like you and your whore.

[73N5H1]

@petiteasiahoney

lmao... nice try but you're the only one that comes off as trailer trash or as a 2nd class slut. You're obviously one of those typical Asian-Americans that try to be "oh-so-asian" to feel special, but you're not. You're nothing but an Asian wannabe in the end.

[73N5H1]

@petiteasiahoney

And before you even say it, your Korean background doesn't mean shit. You're still just an ignorant ass American trolling Youtube and not impressing anyone. Koreans are probably embarrassed to admit that they share any sort of heritage with you.Stupid ass "imitasians" like you are what give other asians a bad name.

[petiteasiahoney]

@73N5H1

Are you currently in some mental institution? Stop being so angry that majority of classy East Asian women don't want to date your stupid, fat white ass. Do our race a favor and sweep those 2nd class whores off the streets. East Asian men don't want them anyways.

[73N5H1]

@petiteasiahoney

I'm not angry at all, I just think it's amazing how ignorant you are and how many assumptions you're making. You don't know me so don't pretend like you do.

[petiteasiahoney]

@73N5H1

And you know me? Do as you preach, pink swine.

[dnicholsoncole]

I like chinese girls, but its a bit spooky when they are talking on their phones to their friends in rapid Cantonese or Mandarin, and you have NO IDEA what they might be saying about you.... could even be chatting to their boyfriends, and you wouldnt know...

[chica476]

i think this was made as a joke.

[itanimullitenretni]

its actually made for an action move.

[ThePrinceOfWeasels]

adam looks like he's having a awesome time, great job!

[sabuecw1990]

yeah this is awesome

[bollyanddom]

omg... i dont think hes joking...

[yawenalice]

omg.. lol

[Dusty696969]

Im sorry but he is fucked up in the head. He cant sing, he cant write songs, he cant work a puppet, and he thinks everything is racist. He has a mental problem

[manchgadwa]

that's why we love him!

[gerberho]

@Dusty696969 and thats exactly why people love him

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@Dusty696969 You just now noticed that?

[Dusty696969]

@ChristianU2ubeh No......If I just noticed it , then I would be the one with the mental problem

[fredreek]

hahaha all the fuck up in chinatown too

[windowlicker1]

hahahahaha!!!!

[Zedzilla]

so you are saying that he is being racist for generalizing that asian women are more loyal and faithful girlfriends?

you are upset because you don't think that is true?

it sounds more like praise than racism to me.

[garagsale]

generalizing an enormous and diverse group of people isn't racist?

[ArmtarGostache]

@Zedzilla In a racial scope, it's the same as saying Asians are horrible drivers and native Americans are alcoholics.

[DroidLife]

Amen to that.

[urbittergdbye89]

haha I needed that for a good laugh

[GIRL89cute]

"All My Friends Like Asian Girls"...if ur friends looks like u..then i am not sure that asian girls would like u back...

[wanawa87]

How the fuck is that racist? It's a song, and he likes the Asian persuasion, so lay off him. You wanna hear about racism? The American public elected a man for the color of his skin, and he is only 6 percent african american, so fuck off you humorless cunts.

[andrew11235]

um, that's not why he was elected... i think you may be a moron.

[Megatrousers]

@wanawa87

"He's only 6 percent african american"

I think you fail to understand the concept of race.

[mimapht]

you know nothing about the truth of an asian women. may be you don't have many asian friends or you have never been to asian country.

[intencityfan]

ALSO EXTREMLY RASCIT !!!!

[TheSubarugang]

THIS IS RETARDED!!

[Necromatory]

black woman says "how much mothafuckin money you got in yo bank account?"

D.L.H rarely uses profanity, so it must be true.

[hurricane223]

are you black or an indian or what!!

[johnbourbon]

is this LA's chinatown? i used to work in the square drinking bubble tea and watching asian girls.

[djeurosham]

So... He's supposed to be so completely anti-racism, yet he sings a racist-ass song like this? Hmmm... I guess he is bat-shit crazy.

[TheOdderOne]

or you have no sense of humor

[katiscaligari]

This is just too wonderful

[AvengerX13]

Trust me my friend, not all Asian Girls are faithful. I've had one that cheated on me. But now I have a new one :P

[lostinseganet]

Dicks dig the almonds on chicks.

[WJStubbs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean really, I thought my song put my business out there. Nope. he wins.

PEACE

Stubbs

[atcq718]

dikentro?

LMFAO

[returntotheeve99]

I clicked to here from the music center is racist song to find him blasting racist snap about white girls black girls and tops it off with asian girls doing your laundry! Holy hell! Me salame long time!

[sadperson100]

Lol that was actually a nice song.

As an Asian girl, I take that as a compliment that men find Asian girls loyal. But believe me, I've met some pretty bad ones too. They are just like any race.

[Willickers]

Those girls aren't Asian, they're just in disguise.

[sadperson100]

???

[Willickers]

Any disloyal Asian woman is not Asian at all, but just a woman of another race in disguise.

Asian women are the epitome of loyalty.

[chrispollock]

as long as they get "bad" on my dick, i don't care. do my laundry and stay loyal! salame! and yes it is a tendency that asian girls are timid and feminine more than any other race. muahahaha yes!

[Spard524]

yes, we do love asian girls. They are beautiful.

[lynchianmicrowave]

haha an asian couple walks by and doesn't even glance at them

[hexicefrost]

they're in chinatown?

[DJLeMarque]

LOOOOOLOOOL EWW ASIANS

[platyplaya]

Amen.

[jerbar120]

corney

[Po0pfl1nger]

dammit, Adam Papagan ruins it with his shitass guitar playing!

[sadeyedangel]

My won-tons protrude through my anus.

[bamboonit]

hey i am asian but i also get attracted to black guys...its not true that we dnt like black men...duh! black men age well than white men

[yakitoriPB]

not all asian girls are loyal though. I know my ex was sleeping with her friends man for over 2 years. Thats not loyal as a friend. And she lied to me about it for a long time.....thats not loyal either.

[djphatd]

haha ive never heard him cusss

[xoxSisiFr3shX0x]

I'm asian:)

[pussycatdollslover14]

he is black .he can't get asian gf :] Blacks can't get ASIAN GF!!!!! its true ahahaah

[coolbeanz108]

haha false

EPIC FAIL

[brownbelt315]

I can't believe what David just said. It's like a little child saying his first curse word. It's lovely.

[loliiiasian]

lollolahahahaha

[withasideofdanger]

"Black women say 'How much mothafuckin money you got in your bank acount?'"

DAVID!!

[djphatd]

haha classic!

[normloman]

david! thats mean!

[djphatd]

salame!!!!

[Introspekrieg]

D.L. Hart gets more pussy than you ever will

[Todd8Todd8Todd]

DLH is the god of sexual intercourse.

[sortofawesome]

david said fuck?

[dopeymike009]

lmfao, true true

[TheJustinTM]

I like asian girls too.

[TIGEREYE1111]

me too

[nosferdo]

who doesnt?

[babeeguh842003]

wow hehe

[527cassiar]

white men like young children, not asian women.

[dylanrossmuzack]

lolwut?

[Razimus]

this is so true...

[nouvellevogue]

oh no, haha.

i can't wait for him to be on tim and eric again.

[locolocaltv]

Amazing!!! David is a god among song writers.

[megavela]

dlh is fucking awesome

[concertino58]

HAHAHAHA that was so dope