@19Truth53 And all of the other generic modern country singers out there. How did music come to this? RAP and Country music are the most popular forms out there? What the fuck happened to REAL music?! Haha
You know, after a few years of having this clip posted it still makes me laugh, we didn't find anything there, it doesn't matter if your right wing, left wing, middle diagonal left right 3 point star wing, green party, peace and freedom, the fact of the matter is, WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND FIX OUR OWN DAMN COUNTRY AND STOP BEING WORLD POLICE!
@themallheros Use to be our policy pre world war I. That is actually the platform that Bush Jr ran on. However that had to change because 9/11 *runs*!
I saw this when it first aired on HBO, and I remembered it to this day and found it by chance the other night. A Fave! I like being a moderate. That means I can piss people on both sides off. Theres no reason to not find this great.
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Bill Maher sucks. He has a hand picked studio audience to make himself look good on TV and he has no ratings. He just a tool that few want to listen to.
Yeah, I mean Bush didn't lie at all to get us into this money pit of a war. Those good ol' boy Republicans would never do such a thing. It's always them gosh darn liberals trying to bring us down.
you can't legilate responsability. conservatives don't seem to get that. plus, criminalizing substance was tried before. ever heard of prohibition? didn't work out so well.
Typical Liberal response comparing drinking alcohol with hardcore drugs. And yes you can legilate responsibility. Ever heard of going to jail for robbing a bank or killing someone? Just you crybabies that throw temper tantrums when you don't get what you want. So if you want drug use legal then let's make rape legal. I am sure you will try to rationalize how you way isn't the same.
"I am sure you will try to rationalize how you way isn't the same." hmmm, how about because rape involves other people? it doesn't even come close! are you serious? if you want to smoke a joint the only one whose affected negatively is yourself. it doesn't make a difference how hard the drug is. legally, it's treated the same way. you criminalized booze and the black market expanded, in fact, consumption and crime went up because of it. the exact same thing is happening with the "war on drugs".
Notwhen you go out driving yourcar and get into an accident.See I wasright youwould tryto spin this.Of course you leave out the important extras.Soyeah it iseven close.And I can't believe you are actually tryingto use something from the early1900s to explain something of today. And you never covered myother argumentof robbing a bank.Wonder why that is.Too stoned to keep up?See that is another thing that drugs does that screws with other peoples lives.Not very productive for your society are you?
"Not when you go out driving your car and get into an accident." again, go ahead and ban alchohol. it doesn't make a difference when the issue is from.
"And you never covered my other argument of robbing a bank.Wonder why that is." maybe because, like rape, it involves other people!
"Too stoned to keep up?" not that it matters, but i have never taken drugs in my life. although i'd ask you the same question, since you seem to have neglected your spacbar.
Here's a point!!!!! When I stated why the spacebar wasn't used you avoided my retort. Who's having the little tantrum???? And you tell me to grow-up??? I mean really who took his toys and went home because he wasn't getting his way???? Exactly it was you once more. Simple tool.
I don't know, you can only talk to a brick wall for so long before it becomes redundant and boring; I'm surprised this thread least as long as it did.
"Not when you go out driving your car and get into an accident." again, go ahead and ban alchohol. it doesn't make a difference when the issue is from.
"And you never covered my other argument of robbing a bank.Wonder why that is." maybe because, like rape, it involves other people!
"Too stoned to keep up?" not that it matters, but i have never taken drugs in my life. although i'd ask you the same question, since you seem to have neglected your spacbar.
I neglected my spacebar so I can fit what I wanted to say on one post. And yes it does matter since you are backing drug use. How can you back something you know nothing about? And I was talking about smoking weed and then driving not alcohol."It doesn't make a difference when the issue is from."?Come again?Robbing a bank involves other people?Who gets hurt by robbing a bank? And drug use doesn't involve other people? Tell that to those that overdose and get killed from being involved selling it
"Robbing a bank involves other people?Who gets hurt by robbing a bank?" uhh, the people who are robbed, perhaps?
"Tell that to those that overdose and get killed from being involved selling it" why do you think that is, you moron? since the stuff is illegal, the whole thing is done through dirty means. thats the black market. you still haven't explained to me how it's any different from alchohol. in fact, i'm yet to hear you make a single valid counter argument.
Of course you havent heard me make a valid counter arguement when you are simple and closed minded to the obvious. How are they hurt by the bank being robbed? You didn't answer that question. Even when the stuff is legal there are crimes committed against those involved MORON!!
I have never tried to explain how drugs are any different from alcohol. That is your stupid spin trying to make your ignorant statements valid and you right when you are wrong. So you are telling me only when drugs is illegal people overdose from them? Now who's the moron? The answer is you. I helped you out I didn't want you to have to think too hard.
this is becoming pointless. beating the drum harder does not make your argument more accurate. i've already countered everything you're saying now.
"How are they hurt by the bank being robbed?" kindergarden logic: you are steeling from someone else, that someone else is affected. jesus!
"So you are telling me only when drugs is illegal people overdose from them?" way to put a spin on that one. i don't want to do this anymore, just go back and read like a grown-up, will you?
"I stated you like things in Anarchy." see? that's partisan. i can use the word to my advantage as well when it comes to the free market, for example, but i don't because it is reductionist. really, i'm tired of playing games with you. if you genuinely don't understand my point of view, tell me preciely what it is so i can shut you up once and for all. if you are going to continue to just call me names, i see no further point in this.
Funny every time you are put into yopur place you stop talking about the subject and move onto something else. Then when I nail you on that you conveniently forget about the topic and try to talk about something I wasn't even talking about and act like you said something profound. It's ok to be aveerage. We all understand though you wish to be something you obviously are not. They have special places for people who have delusions as yourself. Maybe you should check yourself in...
you don't do yourself or your argument much good as far as credibility goes when you say "i'm smart and your stupid" in a fancy way. i feel like you live in your own little word because i haven't avoided you once. you are the one taking one end of what i say to make yourself look clever and me like an idiot. your problem is you are intensely partisan. to me, drug legislation is a matter of pragmatism. just like prohibition in the 30's.
LOL you said it I didn't You are stupid and I am smart. And yes you have avoided my question time and time again. Just saying you didn't doesn't mean you are not avoiding. You either do not know what PARTISAN means or you are too stupid to know that I am not. I am not militant nor am I organized into a political party. Drug legislation is not a matter of philosophy. Now who's trying to say things in a fancy way? Makes you look very stupid when you use them incorrectly.
yeah and why shouldn't an adult be able to choose if they want to do drugs or not? i guess we should probably outlaw alcohol too since it is worse than most illegal drugs right? o wait...yer probably a redkneck that thinks drinking beer is ok but other drugs are not; simple minded thinking that is the epitome of what is wrong with america
10 people listen to Toby Keith and take him seriously.
driv1937 3 days ago
Bill would make a good country singer:-)
ffiinnrroodd 3 weeks ago
tobeh keith know erthang bout the war he be the smartest person when it comes to the war
jjtheslayer69 6 months ago
holy shit. I have stumbled into a left wing circle jerk. Let me know who wins.
CajunVidMan 10 months ago
Hilarious on so many fucking levels
Codackussell 1 year ago
It's amazing how many dumb ass folks we got in America. Nobody around my neighborhood seems to remember Bush's lies.
chicodkid 1 year ago 2
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shiroirobin 1 year ago
LMAO
shiroirobin 1 year ago
Toby Keith IS a Redneck FREAK who needs to be tossed back into the Oklahoma Oil Patch and left their to ROT!
19Truth53 1 year ago 3
@19Truth53 And all of the other generic modern country singers out there. How did music come to this? RAP and Country music are the most popular forms out there? What the fuck happened to REAL music?! Haha
Codackussell 1 year ago
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gay video. toby keith is kool
racermanWill 2 years ago
You know, after a few years of having this clip posted it still makes me laugh, we didn't find anything there, it doesn't matter if your right wing, left wing, middle diagonal left right 3 point star wing, green party, peace and freedom, the fact of the matter is, WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND FIX OUR OWN DAMN COUNTRY AND STOP BEING WORLD POLICE!
themallheros 2 years ago 13
@themallheros Use to be our policy pre world war I. That is actually the platform that Bush Jr ran on. However that had to change because 9/11 *runs*!
ramcastro 7 months ago
@themallheros team america fuck yeah!!!!
jjtheslayer69 6 months ago
Do you have the other one he did, about Janet Jackson and the "Wardrobe malfunction."
CKAE1441 2 years ago
it does reveal kobe teef to be raging idiotoholic that he really is. just the opposite of maher, who is totally cool. none uncooler than kobe teef.
mrpopular666666 2 years ago
he got the concept from wonder showzen
WaveRogue 2 years ago
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Funny, that Toby Keith is an Obama supporter and all.
Bill Maher is a moron.
DjTronik 2 years ago
I've been looking for this for ages, thanks so much for putting this up. I miss the little skits that Bill used to do before the show.
There was another Kobe Teeth one I remember he did, about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl thing.
ComplexKid441 2 years ago 4
I saw this when it first aired on HBO, and I remembered it to this day and found it by chance the other night. A Fave! I like being a moderate. That means I can piss people on both sides off. Theres no reason to not find this great.
mondaysmainevent 2 years ago 4
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Bill Maher sucks. He has a hand picked studio audience to make himself look good on TV and he has no ratings. He just a tool that few want to listen to.
YTBruler1 3 years ago
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Bill Maher is a fascist fuck.
mishumata 3 years ago
Then why are you watching his presentations?
okkima 3 years ago 6
FUTK!
I hope I do not get dixiechicked for that.
RationalEmotive 3 years ago 2
lol, maher's great
semiliteratedgod 3 years ago 6
hilarious! the american right is pittyful.
fedeman2 3 years ago 19
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Yep, so is the american left. Lying to win political offices so they can control the Amercian people....LIBERALS FUCKING SUCK!!!
MostlyPoliticalStuff 3 years ago
ok, nixon. take it easy.
fedeman2 3 years ago 6
Yeah, I mean Bush didn't lie at all to get us into this money pit of a war. Those good ol' boy Republicans would never do such a thing. It's always them gosh darn liberals trying to bring us down.
TokyoNiGHTS1 3 years ago 10
fytk. go dixie chicks!
fedeman2 4 years ago
Typical stoner. There is a big difference between using a drug once in a blue moon and letting it run your life.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
legalizing drugs??? god help us all! i guess the whole concept of "freedom" is outdated for you rednecks.
fedeman2 4 years ago
Freedom with responsibility. Most liberals get that confused. Liberals think anarchy is a fine way to run a country.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
you can't legilate responsability. conservatives don't seem to get that. plus, criminalizing substance was tried before. ever heard of prohibition? didn't work out so well.
fedeman2 3 years ago
Typical Liberal response comparing drinking alcohol with hardcore drugs. And yes you can legilate responsibility. Ever heard of going to jail for robbing a bank or killing someone? Just you crybabies that throw temper tantrums when you don't get what you want. So if you want drug use legal then let's make rape legal. I am sure you will try to rationalize how you way isn't the same.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
"I am sure you will try to rationalize how you way isn't the same." hmmm, how about because rape involves other people? it doesn't even come close! are you serious? if you want to smoke a joint the only one whose affected negatively is yourself. it doesn't make a difference how hard the drug is. legally, it's treated the same way. you criminalized booze and the black market expanded, in fact, consumption and crime went up because of it. the exact same thing is happening with the "war on drugs".
fedeman2 3 years ago
Notwhen you go out driving yourcar and get into an accident.See I wasright youwould tryto spin this.Of course you leave out the important extras.Soyeah it iseven close.And I can't believe you are actually tryingto use something from the early1900s to explain something of today. And you never covered myother argumentof robbing a bank.Wonder why that is.Too stoned to keep up?See that is another thing that drugs does that screws with other peoples lives.Not very productive for your society are you?
Shadowradio 3 years ago
"Not when you go out driving your car and get into an accident." again, go ahead and ban alchohol. it doesn't make a difference when the issue is from.
"And you never covered my other argument of robbing a bank.Wonder why that is." maybe because, like rape, it involves other people!
"Too stoned to keep up?" not that it matters, but i have never taken drugs in my life. although i'd ask you the same question, since you seem to have neglected your spacbar.
fedeman2 3 years ago
Here's a point!!!!! When I stated why the spacebar wasn't used you avoided my retort. Who's having the little tantrum???? And you tell me to grow-up??? I mean really who took his toys and went home because he wasn't getting his way???? Exactly it was you once more. Simple tool.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
I don't know, you can only talk to a brick wall for so long before it becomes redundant and boring; I'm surprised this thread least as long as it did.
Fiendishfoe666 3 years ago
"Not when you go out driving your car and get into an accident." again, go ahead and ban alchohol. it doesn't make a difference when the issue is from.
"And you never covered my other argument of robbing a bank.Wonder why that is." maybe because, like rape, it involves other people!
"Too stoned to keep up?" not that it matters, but i have never taken drugs in my life. although i'd ask you the same question, since you seem to have neglected your spacbar.
fedeman2 3 years ago
I neglected my spacebar so I can fit what I wanted to say on one post. And yes it does matter since you are backing drug use. How can you back something you know nothing about? And I was talking about smoking weed and then driving not alcohol."It doesn't make a difference when the issue is from."?Come again?Robbing a bank involves other people?Who gets hurt by robbing a bank? And drug use doesn't involve other people? Tell that to those that overdose and get killed from being involved selling it
Shadowradio 3 years ago
"Robbing a bank involves other people?Who gets hurt by robbing a bank?" uhh, the people who are robbed, perhaps?
"Tell that to those that overdose and get killed from being involved selling it" why do you think that is, you moron? since the stuff is illegal, the whole thing is done through dirty means. thats the black market. you still haven't explained to me how it's any different from alchohol. in fact, i'm yet to hear you make a single valid counter argument.
fedeman2 3 years ago
Of course you havent heard me make a valid counter arguement when you are simple and closed minded to the obvious. How are they hurt by the bank being robbed? You didn't answer that question. Even when the stuff is legal there are crimes committed against those involved MORON!!
Shadowradio 3 years ago
I have never tried to explain how drugs are any different from alcohol. That is your stupid spin trying to make your ignorant statements valid and you right when you are wrong. So you are telling me only when drugs is illegal people overdose from them? Now who's the moron? The answer is you. I helped you out I didn't want you to have to think too hard.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
this is becoming pointless. beating the drum harder does not make your argument more accurate. i've already countered everything you're saying now.
"How are they hurt by the bank being robbed?" kindergarden logic: you are steeling from someone else, that someone else is affected. jesus!
"So you are telling me only when drugs is illegal people overdose from them?" way to put a spin on that one. i don't want to do this anymore, just go back and read like a grown-up, will you?
fedeman2 3 years ago
Since you are so against things being partisan you proved my point when I stated you like things in Anarchy.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
"I stated you like things in Anarchy." see? that's partisan. i can use the word to my advantage as well when it comes to the free market, for example, but i don't because it is reductionist. really, i'm tired of playing games with you. if you genuinely don't understand my point of view, tell me preciely what it is so i can shut you up once and for all. if you are going to continue to just call me names, i see no further point in this.
fedeman2 3 years ago
Funny every time you are put into yopur place you stop talking about the subject and move onto something else. Then when I nail you on that you conveniently forget about the topic and try to talk about something I wasn't even talking about and act like you said something profound. It's ok to be aveerage. We all understand though you wish to be something you obviously are not. They have special places for people who have delusions as yourself. Maybe you should check yourself in...
Shadowradio 3 years ago
you don't do yourself or your argument much good as far as credibility goes when you say "i'm smart and your stupid" in a fancy way. i feel like you live in your own little word because i haven't avoided you once. you are the one taking one end of what i say to make yourself look clever and me like an idiot. your problem is you are intensely partisan. to me, drug legislation is a matter of pragmatism. just like prohibition in the 30's.
fedeman2 3 years ago
LOL you said it I didn't You are stupid and I am smart. And yes you have avoided my question time and time again. Just saying you didn't doesn't mean you are not avoiding. You either do not know what PARTISAN means or you are too stupid to know that I am not. I am not militant nor am I organized into a political party. Drug legislation is not a matter of philosophy. Now who's trying to say things in a fancy way? Makes you look very stupid when you use them incorrectly.
Shadowradio 3 years ago
watch?v=C1qNH9Lodog
"Unrehearsed Wardrobe Malfunction"
crownvic78 4 years ago
Wardrobe Malfunctions
mlong785 4 years ago
Again, I am begging for someone to post his other song "Wardrobe Malfunctions"! If anyone knows where I can find it, pleeeeease respond!
KNDAWG74 4 years ago
Someboy PLEASE post Koby Teeth "Wardrobe Malfunctions"!!!!
KNDAWG74 4 years ago 2
YES!
ApocalypseKurtz 4 years ago
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This is HORRIBLE! This is one of the most ridiculous things I have EVER seen!
1f5sda 4 years ago
He wrote a song supporting 9/11? What an asshole!
mjhacker 4 years ago
No. He didn't. Try to grow up.
lamtsite 4 years ago
Haha neo-con country singer fags suck. Toby Keith is a great example of the typical ignorant America.
mjhacker 4 years ago 5
Which episode that this come from... LOL
SEALs22 4 years ago
This song has lyrics changed from the original version. You can see Bill's mouth movements not match the superimposed audio.
The lyrics were originally:
"You can spoon my wife, put your dick against her rear. You can call my son a left-wing limp-wristed queer."
ccxvii 4 years ago
yeah and why shouldn't an adult be able to choose if they want to do drugs or not? i guess we should probably outlaw alcohol too since it is worse than most illegal drugs right? o wait...yer probably a redkneck that thinks drinking beer is ok but other drugs are not; simple minded thinking that is the epitome of what is wrong with america
newy219 4 years ago 3
I like this song :) But why does Bill remind me of Joe Lieberman (voice- and appearance-wise) ?
cygnusdei 4 years ago
this is the first that i've seen this. it's hilarious!
lasoy 4 years ago
His mockery of southern white American men is hilarious!! They all are a bunch of uneducated, country, wanna-be tough-guys.... MAHER RULES!!
Jay20782 4 years ago 4
@Jay20782 working class southern white men, you mean.
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VASINGER 11 months ago
Hilarious! Go Maher!
jeanpaulbuchku 4 years ago 3
that was great!
bonobo80 4 years ago
I think the idea of this video is that Toby Keith is an idiot.
Drew1830 4 years ago 7
I think you hit that one right on the head! he sure is, damn rednecks..
themallheros 4 years ago 4
If I got it right: The original song was 'Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue'. The usual mixup of 9/11 and iraq.
wittyvegan 4 years ago