Ali G - War

[Ph0be]

Why are wars started? Why dont we all settle arguments with a nice game of Rock Paper Scissors??

[adamdyerseve]

have you met General Motors?

[adamdyerseve]

what is the bestestest

[Soraplushie]

This general is a f'ing gunnut. When is it okay to nuke a country!?

Wtf, the only real answer is never. Millions of life isnt worth one countrys vital interests

[JoeyyChris31]

good sport

[controllerbrain]

He probably thinks Ali G is retarded

[gabriukas18]

did you go eeww?

[Theracoon4]

The motherfucker would nuke other countries for "vital interest". Not last line of self defense or retaliation, vital interest...

[mgibbs88]

this general must think he is dealing with someone who is mentaly challenged

[smallpotatoes989]

moose. ha hahahahaha cow things with the... lol

[ehfyrtehd]

you better listen up, don't get mashed up! Why aren't there any more british comedians out there making us laugh any more. British tv has gone shite.

[willy12345ization]

Yo, 'Boris' or whatever, stop bein such a'euurrrrrhhhhhh

[GeileMickey]

although this guy is a republican, he totally opposed the illegal us invasion and occupation of iraq . this guy is a legend, one of a kind. bless him.

[Theracoon4]

@GeileMickey And would nuke another country out of "vital interest" a real american idol, May he shine burning in hell.

[DaTroof93]

@Theracoon4 You are out of your element.

[DeadJesus100]

LOL @ nuke canada

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Very patient, calm, polite and civil. The mark of a true military officer.

[DeadJesus100]

@yesiamawizardjonny the government propaganda fuckwit

The mark of a MORON

Americans are such brainwashed idiots

[Bigcooper94]

Yo borris

[MadFella90]

The old guy acts like a true gent... Legend

[MrMetsakurat]

@MadFella90 Yo! Rispekt!

[hunterhalo2]

Moose.



[peloteroification]

What is the bestestest tactic in battle?

[graemeoliver84]

I like it when Ali interviews someone with a title and gets to use it when introducing them (I is 'ere wiv da General/Secretary General/FBI Director etc.). Or when it's someone with a funny name (Newt Gingrich, Boutrous Boutrous Gali or Brent Scowcroft here). Scowcroft handles this quite well for a crusty old Republican military man.

[SmartStart24]

lmao, I love the Ali G laugh!

[JagarTharn12]

Stowcraft got trolled

[darrouken]

Pure genius

[FARBODY123456]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at 2:05

[bizonek1991]

Borat?

[Georgebushbent]

we dont want what theyv got.

but they must have something good up there...

lol

[riotpoliceTRELL]

3:27 he loses character haha

[PalmettoHarp]

@riotpoliceTRELL

Not really, that's standard ali g. watch the northern ireland interviews outside the castle

[nf1n1ty666]

@riotpoliceTRELL

I couldn't stop laughing...such a weird moment

[josephmanners]

''tampax through the post.. i think their's different brand names''

[kingofent]

caribouoo

[FANFightNight]

call dem nasty names lmao xD

[bigbluntsmoker42]

did they ever catch the people that sent tampax through the post? hahahaha

[attomal]

Poor old man, Lmao what an akward interview

[dontbro]

What's with this usammon fuckwit who thinks he's a network censor.

U fucken twat. I still can't find an unedited version of the interview with the economics professor.

cunt

[aksaboutm3]

@dontbro i got an indea, why dont u post these videos without ur own censorship.... then everyone can watch urs instead

[dontbro]

@aksaboutm3 I got an idea

How about you fuck your mum's cunt?

[aksaboutm3]

@dontbro not all of us settle our problems like that mate.... i dont know how ur family rolls

[jamboliboli]

When you were in the Vietnam war, did you consider changing sides? haha

[Pigglesworthy]

Did they catch the people who sent Tampax through the post? It wasn't Tampax it was Anthrax. Well there is different brands.

[socialite5045]

hahaha! this is the funniest shit ever!!

[TehWinnerz]

Sasha is so wicked. There are so many subtle things he do that just make his acts hilarious. Like the way he explains his surprise joke. Beautiful.

[funknando007]

"do you understand, i was trying to surprise you." hahaha

[zoneforgamers]

cool old guy

[xierotron]

lol general motors he works with major goof

[funknando007]

Never seen so much mutual respect in any other interviews Ali has done except this one. BIG UPS YOSELF!

[Rorix9]

surprise w/ fear is a deadly combination

[PapaWilk]

This guy was so patient with Ali G! What a good guy!

[x1x2x3ct]

NUKE CANADA PLS :d want these 'cow things with the horns'

[DariushUFC1985]

"stop being such a enwwwwwww" LMAO

[Otzmatron]

Editing, puritanical, ASSWIPE. Everybody hates you man.

[u2B2331]

bestest

[Tippersnore]

Is Scowcroft really zerious here or that dumb?

[xSobhan]

@Tippersnore are you retarded or just a fucking asshole?

[goofguy316]

Stowcraft is wicked!

[Gillyh86]

This General was surprisingly real cool and polite with Ali G considering

[DeadJesus100]

@Gillyh86 the general is an idiot  lol

[93johnk]

@Gillyh86 for real

[cedroxan]

Have you ever met General Motors?. OMG OMG OMG, hilarious!!! i can't stop laughing looooools

[shujaahm90]

i love how he paused to think when the old guy asked if he would push his mother off a cliff for a 1000 dollars a week

[MrPlaydoman]

LoL "do u think america should nuke canada" LMAO xDD

[petzolkot]

bestestest tactic

[RedNumber01]

These interviews make fun of the interviewees, but also they make fun of the entire rap genre generation, because the interviewees sincerely believe that their is an audience out there that is taking Ali G seriously. And that's is not a very hard thing to believe.

[bryanreize1]

have you everal met general motors

[WhiteShark392]

If the Vietnamese offered him $1,000 extra per week, he would have switched sides. Maybe not immediately, but more people would immigrate to Vietnam to take advantage of the higher incomes, and eventually some of those people would join the military and fight for Vietnam. Why do you think people decide to leave the military and become civilian contractors with twice the pay? As America becomes poorer, it's relative military strength will decline.

[tarkeke]

lool, I HATE when people does that to me (3:27) it's one of the most embarassing things you can do to another lol

[MrBuc128]

It's amazing how he always stays in character and never laughs. This guy is hilarious.You have to pretty intelligent to act so stupid.Those who he interviews are amazed at how stupid he is. It's great

[LieutenantLloyd]

@HOWITZA

It is possible, That this was the TV edit.

So they took some of the more (what the station thinks) Controversial

things, that would give the station bad publicity...

[cdc482]

when should a nation nuke another?

-should be NEVER

geezer says only when vital interests are involved. what kind of people have interests in killing innocent civilians and destroying civilizations? that benefits no one but evil selfish criminals.

[PoisonRogue]

@cdc482 plenty of people.

[Rorix9]

@cdc482 so nuking japan in WWII was not a good idea?

[secondcoming90]

@Rorix9 No... Nuking Japan was not a good idea. There have been countless wars won and lost and only once (in the grand scheme of things) have nuclear weapons been used offensively. The Japanese were already on the back foot, the Germans on the brink of defeat. It was arguably the most cowardly, tactless, lazy assault ever. Even Einstein himself regretted having any involvement with nuclear programmes and even said himself regretting sending that letter. You suck.

[Rorix9]

@secondcoming90 I suck for asking the question?

Also, you might want to check your facts. The German's had surrendered months before the bomb was dropped. I am not sure if anything short of the A-bomb would have obtained the Japanese surrender. They had been warned for months that it was coming, not until the reality of it was upon Japan did they do so, reluctantly. I'm not saying it is a "good" thing...but its not that simple. and that "you suck" at the end is childish and unnecesary.

[asdfGeist]

@secondcoming90 Stupid shit,it would have likely cost at least 300,000 allied lives, and tens of millions of Japanese their lives had not those bombs been dropped. Learn history...look up Operation Downfall.

[Lousypenguin]

How the fuck could he keep a straight face asking those questions!!!?

[Tsoukouemeka]

have you ever met General Motors?? ROFL hahahaha

[Steelerskissthering]

somebody's always got to fucking complain about something no matter what it is. I would personally know it was a joke in 10 seconds and laugh. It goes to show how stupid people are exspecially in the south where he staged bruno in the cage fight. The one guy cry's hahahhahaah when he finds out they where gay hahhaha what a bunch of worthless redneck retards. It's a joke people need to fucking lighten up assholes.

[DignityandRespect]

Has you met General Motors?

[DeadJesus100]

@DignityandRespect :)))))))))))))))))))))))

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[Remus7553]

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[raiku25]

lmaooooooo switch sides?! haha

[michael79331]

they should have nuked canada so we didnt have drake

[AqelXico]

that makes me think of...UH!did that suprise you?

[UkElliSuAe]

i love how this man goes along with it but doesnt treat him as much of a retard as other people do

[EFlow809]

That old man never flinched!

[gotricefoool]

LOL TAMPAX

[Trinivalts]

"the element of surprise" :D

[FedererBlog]

vote up if u think usammon is the biggest tool on youtube

[leshkaka]

2.07 "not eaeahhhhh  "

LOL

[stergo]

BOOYA-KAH-SHA!...Nuke Canada, yo!

[xzu]

pretty scary that the advisor of Bush actually thought there could be a reason to nuke another country.

[theZodiacDigital]

@xzu it's a pretty poor strategy for someone in the united states government to declare we would NEVER use our... what is it, thousands of nukes? because then why do we even have them? the entire point of nukes, hopefully, is a deterrence force. other countries have nukes, but the idea is they wont use them because if they did, we would. mutually assured destruction. if we promise never to use them, the strategy makes no sense. it would only make sense under ENTIRELY different circumstances

[Soap360]

This guy seems to be a more down to earth politician, not like that surgeon general....

[abahawas]

yay thats the first time ive seen someone compliment Canada!!

[healthhavencom]

This is crazy.

How does this guy not know he's being goofed on?

[trrr16]

@healthhavencom Well, actually he knows it all too well. He just thinks it's funny and plays along. He's not like Andy Rooney, you know.

[tigershark50]

@healthhavencom

Ali g has a well rehearsed routine - interview starts out normal then suddenly switches to ridiculous (they cut out the normal part)

[TheMastroMaster11]

"did that suprise u ?" pmsl i love ali-g :)

[noo2islam]

Nuking the Canada to get our moose IMAO

[ShinOuri]

Ali G is the bestestest

[rpkziruvar]

those cow things with horns. Moose?

[hedgemister]

Chech outdis uiacasa

[CynicalThought]

lol his only excuse not to go to war is that they don't want what the other side has. He doesn't give a shit about human life.

[Jattmafia313]

this guy is a good sport lol

"No we didn't go like ueghhh."

[edhusse]

what a patient gentleman, wish he was my grandpa

[jeffsauceda]

i wuz doin the ahh! did it... lolz

[houseg6]

diggy dee check dis out

:P

[SNBOmaha]

The description of this video kills me lol

[violin614]

3:26 He might have been getting mixed up with his Borat laugh!

[ToricoUK]

them would never hexpect it

[p430257]

A WEEK whahahahaha

[MeggaManDan666]

' have you ever met General Motors' lmao

[mrkyussman]

TAMPAX

[bob8123]

i love how hes so happy that he liked his question lol

[pandemoniumwest]

keep it real, respeck

lol never seen this one, its strange watching ali g sometimes, he offers the people he's interviewing a certain amount of respect and it's up to them to take it or leave it, in this case the general took it and sasha didn't ask any questions that were too outlandish. his interview with the dali lama is hilarious

[darkkrenify]

aka when we get bored we nuke them

[AirLockBelsen]

If i was an American Soldier during Vietnam i would have made my own army and marched on Israel

[zezizzebezt]

If I were an American soldier during Vietnam, I would've changed sides for nothing at all!

[aSuperbadassninja]

and also to some geyser called Ford

[ReezeGoingSenseless]

General Motors...lol.Cool General tho, quite Smooth!

[TrueCommentary]

ROTFL- "Would you have switched sides in the Vietnam War?"

[neilwilson557]

yo boris lol

[TruePlayerrr]

This general is awesome

[MrHeinrichHimmler]

good to know america will only invade a country that has something uncle sam wants...

[VictimOfBoredom]

That's hardly unique to America.

[PTL0]

haha fist bump at the end... nice

[aweiss]

3:36

lol what does that mean

[jamexxxxxx]

usammon is fucking bitch

[ariadarabi]

*click* booyakasha!

[AwwYouFucker]

3:25 best thing ever... "hahaha"

[MoonPisces029]

this man is the best !

[hardcoreness92]

lol the guy hes interviewing is fucking retarded

[ITSANAZNOMG]

oo!! surprise

[RoundenBrown]

"Some geezer called Ford."

ROFLMAO

[hornejoe]

@ BumJuiceDrinker u think Canada has hot chicks, come to perth

[crapacaster90]

canada=land of the assholes

[UmagaSucks]

''but did you a kind of, 'spaz' impression?'' LMAOOOO

[BumJuiceDrinker]

im canadian and i liked it.. canada=second largest land mass

canada= most amount of fresh water in the world

canada= most amount of natural resources period

canada= not the biggest but the best trained military

canada =olympic champs

canada=peaceful and terrorism free

canada= the hottest girls

canada= largest unbroken forest

canada= low crime rate even though 75% of household own gun

heres something i challenge people to do name one freedom another country has that canada doesnt?

[Craigoryi]

1 canadian is an idiot and for some reason assumes 75% of households contain guns even though citizens cannot legally bare arms

[sonrac1]

this makes no sense did you pass grade 2 english

[Craigoryi]

@sonrac1 are you FUCKING RETARDED? how did that make no sense? you're stupid as fuck, child. why don't you re-read it and realize how stupid you are. 1 canadian implied that BumJuiceDrinker was the canadian I felt was an idiot and that for some reason thought 75% of households own guns. Get it now, retard?

[BroomeBlocker4]

I think Australia has more natural resources.

[1aaronaaron1]

yeah we use to be modest to ...

[itsgaythatyourgay]

you really think 75% of Canadians own guns? You're fuckin' stupid dude.

[epiclulz66]

@BumJuiceDrinker none of these things are true other than second largest country, and fresh water.

[ihatecountry777]

@BumJuiceDrinker I would say america has free health care but no longer i guess... :(

[GTXMAN]

@BumJuiceDrinker I sry,but Norway ,Denmark,Switzerland Pwn canada in every way aiight?

[BumJuiceDrinker]

@GTXMAN such as.... i agree they are definatly better israel but then every country is

[GTXMAN]

@BumJuiceDrinker 4 real,canada is much bette then Israel.Never doubted it

[BumJuiceDrinker]

@GTXMAN better than any other country you mentioned as well

[GTXMAN]

@BumJuiceDrinker Dont think so.Canada stays behind those countries.

[Warior79]

@BumJuiceDrinker I think the hottest girls are swedish not canadian.

[baseballreg123]

@Warior79 WRONG bazillion

[Warior79]

@baseballreg123 why?

[baseballreg123]

@Warior79 look up brazilian models and respnd... one word adrianna lima

[OhioGuy19]

@BumJuiceDrinker Actually by most estimates only 22% of Canadian households have a firearm, with very few having a pistol/handgun (less than 2% of gun owners in Canada have a handgun). Also, Canada's crime rate, in regards to burglary, robbery, rape, arson, vehicle theft, and assault, is higher than that of the USA. The USA basically beats Canada in murder and that's about it.

[fourbabies1]

'nuke canada..... they wont be expecting it.'

sheer comedy class

[machfron]

9/11 was an inside job.Watch 911 Taboo and September Clues for the truth.

[litlemadguitarist]

You should never nwek another nation cos itl only insite that nation or other nations to fight wich could go into a nueclear war.

[DaveWest07]

"You better listen up. Don't get mashed up" hahahah !!! He is the man

[idontbeliveithesun]

SHASHA BARON COHEN IS GOD xD

[HOWlTZA]

Why are all of these videos editted???

It's really annoying.

[leewinterson]

its edited for people like you to understand

[HOWlTZA]

@leewinterson extremely doubtful you condescending gobshite, i have all the originals on dvd and alot of perfectly good and suitable jokes are removed for apparent reason. You obviously have no clue as you didn't upload the video or edit it, so kindly fuck off you blurt.

[leewinterson]

I rest my case moron

[Desore]

@HOWlTZA fucking retard

[kocheeseiest]

They are free on here. They has to be some reason to buy the DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevinjim33]

@HOWlTZA Because the cunt who adds these videos censors them for language.  He's a gay boy who can't hear naughty language. Avoid his videos

[pjarunek]

tampax - anthrax  :)))))))))))))))

[masterdimsen]

And dem cows wif da 'orns

[kargomail]

so funny 30 secs did u ever fink of changin sides( wtf why would u do dat) that iz genius he knowz how to make ppl laugh

[NSBUD420]

kinda on a serious point but ali made me realize wars are just because a counrty got mad like when you are in schhol and cant take someone making fun of you so you fight them but in wars case millions of people died because of immaturity, i fuckingn hate war, still ali g is super funny big up sacha cohen

[NSiLVS101]

"theyd never hexpext it, you could take heverfin they got there..... they horses..."

HAHA ALI G IS MADDDDDDDD hahhaha :D

[RiceKillahZ]

lmao "has you ever met general motors?"

[deathskunk3]

I like this guy