Angry Video Game Turd: Contra Review

[ZABMAN11]

Listen, the game is from the freakin' 80's or something.

[RedheadMetalC]

this was quite funny

[deadspace6000]

omg your gay heres some problems

gay voice

total NERD

100% retared

[JokingJames2]

@deadspace6000 omg your a moron heres some problems

the gay voice was on purpose

this was a joke

what is retared even supposed to mean? Is it some kind of shade of red?

[deadspace6000]

@JokingJames2 sad face :( i dident know it was a joke and retard means you can not think straight and your a dumass

[TehCreeper45]

@deadspace6000 you didnt put retarded you put retared making it seem like a color

[JokingJames2]

@deadspace6000 when I asked you what retared meant I was making fun of your spelling.

[TheMonkey450]

@deadspace6000 couldn't agree more!

:P

[TheMonkey450]

NERD

[StalkieG]

Good job! "Where is supposed to go, right or right?", nice one.

[TheGatekeeper7thSeal]

Nice work. I typed in ANgry video game turd and got this, cetainly funnier than video game nerd.

[BrandonD235]

you asshole contra is probley the best game on the nes

[JokingJames2]

I agree, but this is a parody review.

[seanobi777]

I cant believe people dont see this as a parody, obviously making fun of Sizzler, who I believe was completely serious about Contra sucking. 5/5

[AshuraTheHedgehog13]

silver the hedgehog review this game LOL

[Abizaga]

Okay, man, this video.... is just funny as hell. I loved it. Nice job, ha ha ha!

[Over9000Wolf]

Dude Contra redefined video Games 1. It Kicked ASS

2. It Kicks even More ASS

3. It Kicks so much ASS all the world's Ass has been Kicked and Rambo just go stuff in a Shredder

[JokingJames2]

I am aware of this. You can tell from the title and description that this is a joke video. Why else would I call this the Angry Video Game Turd?

[sylvur]

Ha ha! I actually find this video really cool, and the guy has so much of a good point!

Contra without the CONTRA CODE is a freaking pain in the ASS!!! I swear, when I played this game as a kid, I hated this game SO MUCH! But the day I found out UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT AB AB... or was it BA BA? Anyways....

[tombstone118]

laggy

[tombstone118]

rambo sucks because you don"t know where you going & find out where you suppose to go its too hard not to get hit & its too many confusing compare to contra contra is a greatest game

[tombstone118]

contra is way better than rambo

[Sizzler0seven]

Hey everyone I'm Sizzler07 and I'm a fatass kid that sucks at contra and Mortal Kombat and I eat at Mcdonald's every day.

[ffcloud34]

sure he did!

[slash1ngat0m]

you just suck!

[metalzzang11]

lol

[termi555]

the right opinion is: rambo is confusing be cause you dont know what to do you dont have a weapon so by rambo contra is waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy better it hs code for 30 lives 2 player mode weapons to upgrade hell yeah!

[ShadowWarrior11]

It was pretty cool in my opinion.

[frylockno1]

lol

[nimpoz]

you suck

[JokingJames2]

you do realize this is a JOKE right?

[nimpoz]

Didn't mean to offence you man. It's just... I don't really find what's so funny

[IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

i lold at 2.07

[marki101]

lol