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  • It's so cute ^^... so sad people club these :(

  • Oh god, it's too cute.

  • 29 people are fuckers.

  • everyone who says club it needs to burn in hell and eat a razor dildo

  • kill it before it kills a penguin

  • CLUB IT.

  • aww so cute i want a pet seal

  • "Hi baby!"

    *in manly voice* "hey."

  • i would club the shit out of the thing.

  • Skyrim.

  • He's searching for mommy :(

  • hi baby

    no..

    HI BABY!

    NO!!

  • so there's this club downtown....too soon?

  • @darkarura1776 you're a faggot.

  • So a baby seal walks into a club...

  • clubbing a baby seal is not funny, watching a chicken run around with its head chopped off is

  • Dang.. this kinda makes me regret having that job of clubbing these little suckers. It was fun at the time, it might even be more fun now, but still..

  • awwwwwww

  • i am shocked the canucks didn't hit it with a bat

  • @fuckobama4 lmao was that intentional?

  • Baby Seal Team 6? :D

  • Awwwwwww......

  • It doesn't have enough fat or fur to go into the water yet. :p

  • cuuute

  • it looks like it takes a lot of effort for those things to move on land

  • and big fat mumma comes up from behind and dose a slap attack....... hope you had your backs covered.......

  • Soooooooooo sweet uiiii :D

  • @williejenkins666 I only wish that someone harms you and your rotten family. I sincerely wish harm. Maybe you or your parents, or kids, or brothers or sisters will come to harm soon in a freak accident or maybe abduction or murder, something. Maybe not today, but perhaps in a few months. Trust me, its going to happen

  • sounds and behaves as a human baby crawling, i don't know how anyone can harm them. not even for all the money in the world could i raise a club to hurt one of those babies. the people who engage in the seal hunt have no souls and certainly no compassion

  • How could anyone kill one of these things.

  • The mother was probably out at sea feeding. Most seals do that while nursing.

  • I Heard "The Mother is Dead" @ 0:21 WTF. O.O

  • they make the best coat

  • OMGGGGGG<3

  • i looooove seals! they are so cute!

  • omg shut that kid up he's depressing. take out the sound and put "knut song" on there. yeahhhhh...

  • so cute

  • Go! Pokeball

  • :"))))))

  • Oh will you guys moping stop whining. They did not interfere with the seal pup (mom is near by and would attack if any harm came to her pup). So please..enough with your bleeding vaginas and appreciate the sheer and utter CUTENESS by this fuzzy little bugger in the video. 'Kay thanks bye.

  • mamma gon eachu

  • awww sooo cute luv it

    i want it!!!

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  • @kokilot kill you kill you kill you sounds fun huh?

  • @kokilot You know, I hope you get attacked by a seal. There'd be nothing left of you, you jerk.

  • where's my club?

  • @aquirethefire7 Up your ass apparently.

  • @aquirethefire7 Your club seems to be up your mom`s pussy, take a look there

  • I WANT IT!!!!

  • Where's its mama?

  • You guys are like "aww it's so cute" but the poor thing is probably lost and separated from it's mother.

  • i want one!

  • Omg baby seals are so cute! I don't understand why (or how) someone could hurt these guys.

  • can u actually believe that there are "humans" who hit these harmless little cute seals with a bat 'till they're dead???????

  • Hi baby.

    HAI! :D

  • I wanna baby seal

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG. THAT IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

  • "Feed me" said the pup.

  • That voice reminds me in some wierd way of smeagol o.O

  • awww that is so cute

  • @MoiDesbro what the hell!

  • Where's my club?

  • i had to punch a wall to regain my manliness

  • @EvolutionXEngine

    dude, no need need beat in a wall, if anyone asks don't say you were watching 'cute animals' just say something along the lines of 'beast of nature' that sound manly enough to you?

  • ..... SOOOO CUUUTE ...... OK I HAVE TO PUNCH SOME ONE TO GET MY MANHOOD BACK

  • @williejenkins666 been with my boyfriend is more than the amount of women you have been with. Sorry:(

  • @ilyanf45 You still whining on? I clubbed seals. It was a job. Get over it.

  • @williejenkins666 Bahahaha am I still whining? I wouldn't have to keep saying things to you if you got them the first time.. But you are to stupid to get it through your thick head in the first place. I never said anything to you about how wrong it is. I just simply said your reasoning behind it was very stupid. 'Nuff said.

  • time*

  • Also I know they have economic value in all but what happens when they become extinct.... Clubbing seals should never be a job.

  • @ilyanf45 Over 90% of the life that has existed on earth is extinct, fool. Seals are shark food, not endangered creatures.

  • @williejenkins666 Smh...What does that have to do with anything I just said! Oh my gosh, You are so freaking stupid. Seals are shark food. Good job:) Guess what though , Most animals do have predators bud. &Pretty sure most seal species are endangered not just from there average predators, Now they are having one more they have to worry about. You..

  • *their.

  • @williejenkins666 I am the one who attacked because your comment" I'd kill hundreds of these things... it isn't like there are a shortage of fucking seals." It is pretty stupid considering we are not in shortage either. Your reasons behind all of it is really stupid. That is my point. In my opinion people should have jobs to kill of stupid "cocky hard asses" like yourself. &Pretty sure you need to chill. YOU are the one who is telling me the things I do and saying fuck you? Btw, the length I hav

  • hump it wait... WHAT AUDIENCE WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HUMP IT god the audience is fucked up

  • omgg soo cute!!

  • Quick save it from the Canadians.

  • stop clubbing seals u dick faces. get a real job u fucking losers.

  • where was this plz pzl plz tell me

  • That thing would make a nice fur jacket.

  • AWWWW :3333 TOO CUTE!! <3

  • what is wrong with these idiots making disgusting comments?

  • AWWW ITS SOOO CUTE (common female response) BUT IT IS!!!!

  • *_* oo thats meee!!!!

  • You're not supposed to mess with baby seals cause the mom seals leave, cause they're generally scared of people, and they often never come back, and then the baby seals are kind of screwed. Idiots. I expect more from Canadians, even though they're geographically close to America, that's no excuse.

  • @zer010011010ne Actually the mother seals leave their baby seals on beaches when they go off and hunt for food then come back afterwards when they are done hunting. You're confusing seals with other animals.

  • It makes me sick that making a simple joke about the idiot and mentally ill man that clubbed baby seals in the head for leisure.... is funny. Where the hell has humanity gone.

  • So be honest. Who all was waiting 4 a guy with a club 2 come out of nowhere? Lol

  • @loco0860 ugh.

  • looks like all he needs is a CLUB

  • @Malconeous

    LMAO you bastard!

  • @Malconeous i hope you set on fire

  • @Malconeous disgusting comment.

  • People, don't fight with this worthless crap. I don't know whether he wrote it in order to anger the people from here, that visit his account, or if it's his way of thinking, but his 'about me' is 'I am better than you'. So with this attitude, this guy is bound to be a douchebag. You can only hope that he or one of his family will get killed by a rabid dog.

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  • @williejenkins666 your showing no signs of good or any sort of natural child behavior and if you wish to be mentally corrupted, than; your better off being soiled to the ground like any sick inhuman person would end up in the grasp of hatred. also, it would do good for less disturbance and real foul animals that roams in this world.

  • @Crimson0089 First of all, it is "you're" not "your". That shit is really annoying.

    The company I worked for paid me well and made a very high quality product. If you aren't a vegan, I'd suggest you just shut the fuck up right here and now.

  • @williejenkins666 furthurmore, vegan? stupid ass! no one is fucking vegan in there whole life cause our ancestors, great great ancestors and cave men have been eating meat. so, that runs in our blood BUT that doesn't mean we don't have control now, since; we know what we are capable of and dont get smart mouth you fucking idiot cause I am going to tell you that you as well should know better about your stupidity of destroying a life for money. so, that is something that I am going against YOU!

  • @williejenkins666 why don't you learn how to mature already? since, your already using foul language and that means, no one likes a smart ass back talking trash mouth child and for those acts; you either have no friends or your just a bully who likes to start something. so, people could remember you by "hey, its that asshole" or "look, is that stupid dumb ass who thinks he's tough, tshh! fucking loser!" ......

  • i'll take 10 of them

  • don´t feed the trolls

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  • @williejenkins666 lol internet tough guy right here. I bet you're a fat little brat. Or scrawny as shit. Shut the fuck up, no one asked for your pissy little opinion.

  • where's a Weber grill and BBQ sauce when you need them?

  • awwwws :) wheres his mommy?

  • there is no difference between animals and humans. our species was just lucky that we were able to evolve and become as intelligent as we are today

  • @xMckingwill 100% AGREE! I do not get how humans think they are better than any other species. We do not do anything better for the world, We actually destroy it by day. Why should we be so special?

  • @williejenkins666 LOL you clubbed seals? Not only is clubbing seals illegal in most places, but your probably just some overweight teenager commenting on harmless videos to get the animal lovers mad. Get a life dude and some friends. Your vocabulary is an clear sign that you are not an adult and I'm pretty sure you can't go out killing seals as a kid. Haha go do your homework kid stop trolling

  • @williejenkins666 you dont have to be heartless...because what you said right here is quite that. no one is a "pussy" for wanting to keep adorable animals from ding

  • @BLEACHLOVER1011 I had a job to do and if I didn't do it, someone else would have.

    You do know there are real people behind the production of fur coats, right? I was one of them. That's just a fact. I probably killed no less than 1,000 animals that looked just like the one in the video. There is a very specific way they have to be killed (bashed on the skull). They are slow moving when on land which makes it easy.

    This is just the way things are. Someone is doing the job I once did. So what?

  • @williejenkins666 they are harmless animals, and they are babies! how would you like it if someone came smashing into your home and smashing the skulls of your family?

    

  • @BLEACHLOVER1011 We are humans, idiot. Seals are animals.

    You can live in fear of the day when seals walk in and kill your family, but I won't.

  • OMAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CUTE OVERLOAD

  • It's Clubby The Seal!

  • I can definitely see how bashing one (or a dozen) of these things over the head with a club repeatedly until its skull crushes through would constitute a very good form of stress relief.

  • dammit wheres my club

  • @MrChevroletEd you left it in the dark tower

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  • @JAMMZKATZ1O1 lol bros be mad

  • @JAMMZKATZ1O1 Maybe you are a vegan pussy whose brittle bones I could snap left and right were I to beat your sorry ass into the ground some day. I'm not a vegan.

    Man is at the top of the food chain. Get over it, you self-hating douchebag.

    I had a job to do, it paid well, I have no regrets because I'm not a pussified loser like you are.

  • @williejenkins666 actually, i'm not vegan. i prefer meat, like chicken and beef not seals or any other animal, over fruits and veggies.

  • @JAMMZKATZ1O1 And where the fuck do you think your chicken and beef come from? I guess chicken and cows are animals that should be executed by the millions but seals shouldn't?

    You are exposed as a hypocrite.

  • @williejenkins666 listen bro, im all for killing and actually eating meat for survival. or whats necesarry to live. not just for fun and so we can overpopulate the earth. you don't eat seals normally, and babies should at least live before being clubbed to death by human kinds hands

  • @JAMMZKATZ1O1 Fur coats are more useful by humans than digesting inside whales.

    Ever wear a fur coat made of seal skin? There is nothing like it. You can keep your goretex.

  • @williejenkins666 - you are a pure douchbag.

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  • @williejenkins666 People like you need to be killed

  • LOL, "hai baby:3" "MAHHHH 83" "o_o"

  • Baby Seal - HEY !!!

  • It's cute but its mommy will rip you a new one if u get to close. I do love baby seals though

  • My old F150's bumper has a spot for that thing.

  • i bet the seal is like im gonna kill u

  • @williejenkins666 I suspect you're full of crap, either that or stark raving mad.

  • Oh my god, the sounds it made were so cute, NO WAY, lol.

  • i thought they made a cuter sound then an old man having labored breathing. lol.

  • omg <3

  • Aw. I was hoping they'd club it....

    Well. I guess you can't have everything in life.

  • That was so adorable I literally just cried. Just a little bit, but there were tears.

  • penguin killers is all I see lol

  • i was watchinf nyan cat smoken a joint....how did i get here?...

  • This would make a GREAT screamer! Scare the pants off thoes bleeding hearts.

  • @heathieex noob

  • @williejenkins666 I believe it is people like you who are making the world go all to shit. Just sayin'. Have a nice day.

  • @toonsie164 If I didn't do the job, someone else would have. Do you not get this? You aren't too bright are ya?

  • @williejenkins666 Excuse me, do tell me whether I am bright or not. Do not gather assumptions about my mental capacity because I have a bleeding heart. Clubbing seals is outlawed in many places, Mister Willie Jenkins. I'm responding to your inability to argue your point without using "pussy" in your sentences. I mean...really??!

  • its so cute

  • PUPPY WITH FLIPPERS :D

  • awe baby (:

  • i wanna take it home and take care of it

  • Girl: hi baby

    Seal: graaaa

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • I'm going to buy my girlfriend a seal fur coat this Christmas. I just hope her fur coat is pure white, and not an ugly grey like this seal.

  • @happyninslave your real funny, just want to let you know how funny you are, im going to get my girlfriend a buffalo bill coat this christmas, i just hope you dont have back acne like your girlfriend

  • @happyninslaveisapussyandhisgi­rlfriendsacunt

  • @happyninslave QUE TIPO DE HOMBRE SOYS VOZ???? Endangered mean anything to you?

  • Its mean what they do to those baby seals ="(

  • hi baby seal: wahhh hi  seal:...hggg wahh!!

  • did it just say "yea the mothers dead?"

  • baby seal taste so much better than veal if prepared right

  • god i hate sharks

  • wheres its mom :(

  • @datura1983 its dead :'(

  • So guys, a Seal walks into a club...

  • THIS WAS IN VANCOUVER?!?? OMFG i wanna go to the beach now. LOL :)

  • I whacked off to this video.

  • Club that THING!

  • twenty3toysoldiers: Hi Baby!!!! :D Baby : YO! XD

  • ohh!! it's soo cute, I just wanna wear it all day!!!!

  • @ainjeldahst Wow, a comment about wearing a baby seal got two likes? It's a good thing that sometimes people like this get murdered I guess.

  • 28 people are seal killers :(

  • I want to take u home so bad and bash your f***en brains in and put u over my fire place!

  • LET. ME. HUG. YOU.

  • he like, im coming to kill you!!