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  • And thats 9/11

  • Do any of you guys found this video insulting?

  • That's how "Team America" had ended... ignorance and idiotism. America, f**k, derp!

  • pagal gorahs...

  • This terrorist's in LOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOVE!

  • There is a 900 word essay that is due in the morning at 8 and thank's to college humor I have....10 words down. Thank you....thank you so much....

  • *Drops Explosives and Guns, Awkward silence* Terminal Guy: Well what are you waiting for? Go get her!

  • i'm muslim yeah it's funny but insultin . :s .. so don' like it

  • @btawhen It's more insulting to American movie audiences, if you think about it. xD

  • There is a deeb message in this one: Americans are stupid!

  • @iaddoo Deeb? I don't think that's a word.

  • @LizardSteak

    I spelled it wrong

    I`m sorry !

    I wont do it again!

    forgive me ... please!

  • I'm a Muslim and I found this funny

  • @mrjordragon Wow... that's not even ignorant. That's just plain stupid. I've seen a lot of ignorance in these comments, but reading yours, I assume you're just retarded.

  • The TSA is F'd up man

  • HP tie

  • Lol why u hate us all? Cause we have freedom? Damn.

  • I find it humerous how in every video on YouTube no matter the subject people argue about politics or religion or anything else. It would be nice however if y'all all just shut up and talked about the video.

  • If you think about it the whole world except for America are terrorists....

    Because everyone hates the USA.

  • @SGmoshu What? Sure everyone hates the US, but not everyone is committing acts of terrorism.

  • When I saw the thumbnail a gay romance came to my mind...

  • lol i dont understand why americans are talking shit about terrorists when its all clearly america's fault for voting bush. yeah i just said it, you dumb fuckers.

  • @s3x0fd34Th ¨The US' policies are the reason why people commit acts of terrorism? you obviously haven't heard about corsican, basque, northern irish, kurdish and chechen terrorist organizations. neither have anything to do with the united states and its policies.

  • @swevixeh1 did i ask for your opinion?

  • @s3x0fd34Th Did I ask for permission to express my opinion?

  • @swevixeh1 no you did not ask for permission lol. FAIL

  • is that a knife in your sock?

  • This explains a lot...

  • @tonykingjhon

     jackass!!!

    Terrorists are the scum of the earth they deserve to be burned to death only to be brought back and be tortured for life!

  • @SolidSold1er completely agree with you, anyone that would kill innocent people to satisfy their own agenda should be tortured for life

  • its true what they say...nothing stands in the way of true love or some cliche similar to that lol^^'

  • I wonder why they dont make any bad videos about Jews..

  • @SultanOfSwords they did go watch nazi zombies

  • IN the next five hour that plane is going to crash in LA

  • shoe- Crazy psychotic old bitch!

  • I'm a terrorist and I find this offensive.

  • This video literally makes me cry every time. My eyes start to get watery at 1:07 but then the end of the video dries up the tears

  • this is why 9/11 happened and why normal people are getting harresed in airports

  • ahhhh! America! = )

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  • @faisal88411 Sorry To long!!!! Nasty hangover from celebrating Jesus Christ Birthday WOOH Baby Jesus!!!!!!!

  • @faisal88411 okay.... what's your point (try making your statements shorter most people dont bother reading that much)

  • in the terrorists point of view he is a hero

  • @aadeeza boooohoooo

  • thank god that old lady was stopped, she was a terrorist

  • And later that day the tragedy known as 9/11 occured

  • ahahahahaha. wow. & the nice old lady gets treated like crap.

  • I hope you guys noticed that this video is a comedy sketch, and not a serious statement about terrorism

  • This is disrespectful to Islam.

  • Nice, the Jews are really controlling collages in the United States after they controlled

    Hollywood, all of this to create bad stereotypes about Muslims!

    I am a Muslim and I find this video funny; however, it is kind of stupid !

  • GRYFFINDOR!!!!!

  • This actually made me cry a little bit until the end then the tears returned

  • And they say love is blin... oh wait.

  • Why is Islam terrorist? Can't you put Nazi? Not all Islam is a terrorist

  • @CHEESEKECIL nowhere in this entire video is islam even MENTIONED. It's all about him being a terrorist. Though it can easily be assumed that he is islamic, there is no direct evidence. Also, why nazi? Atleast with him being a terrorist people get the joke

  • Its funny because its right

  • The end waz funni

  • lol he walks in with a ak47

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  • this is probaly how 911 had happened. stupid security

  • College Humor wouldn't show a terrorist attack because it would be "Offensive".

  • Is that a Harry Potter tie???

  • I'm funny and I find this terrorist

  • @Razorsharp445 your not though

  • Welcome to America! :D

  • ending fucked me up!

  • i want to shoot the people in the background

  • u had me at "this terminal is for domestic flights only" <3

  • really racist......

  • No THATS A REAL BAD STEREOTYPE NOT ALL OLD LADYS ARE TERRORISTS!!!

  • @dudedabomb yea lol^^

  • LOL Welcome to canada. XD JK im canadian it's not really like that.

  • And thas why the 911 happend

  • As long as the bitch doesn't marry a jerk I'm fine with whatever he'll do.

  • Freakin' terrorists...Always the old lady!

  • Im a terrorist and i found this funny

  • @MultiTrollkiller how?... WAIT WHAT THE FUCK????

  • @MultiTrollkiller I'm funny and I found this terrorist.

  • That guard is a Gryffindor 

  • How awkward...I got an ad for the US Airforce XD

  • Ah...so THIS is how 9/11 happened...it all makes sense now.

  • yeah... this makes sense

  • lol, i thought americanz is racist towards muslim since 911 X)

  • hehe 9/11 an excuse to kill more brown people.

  • I bet this would actually work...

  • Wow, my dad would be so pissed if he saw this. Or if he saw me laughing at this.

  • @MyComicStyle y? its only a joke :P

  • @umarazhan1 I know. He's a bit extreme when it comes to religion. I'm not

  • @autumntree2011 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUID PIECE OF SHIT! JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT UP COMMENTS ABOUT MIXING RACES DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL GET ANY EXTRA VIEWS OR SUBSCRIBERS! EVERYBODY PLEASE, IF YOU SEE ON OF HIS STUPID ASS COMMENTS, SEND AN ANGRY ASS REPLY!

  • @MrTheBloonpopper Because Caps Lock makes every argument valid.

  • I would have loved to see the plane.

  • @autumntree2011 You are a big, dumb, self righteous moron! Your comment is so racist and sexist I can't describe how pissed about it I actually am! Plus, you act like everybody's an idiot and doesn't know where to see your stupid Nickname! So, go put that video onto a DVD, ask someone to make it a VGS tape and shove it into your goddamn ass! Honestly! Who the hell cares if some white guy's together with, marries, has sex or a child with a black woman? Or the other way around! You do like Hitler!

  • Is that a Gryffindor tie I see? I think it is...I wish Hogwarts students were at the airports I go to....

  • all you talking about 9/11, get over your ''terrible disaster''. i respect those that had died, but honestly guys... its been years since its happened. its all in the past. just get over it and get on with your lives. im sure there has been a lot more disasters like 9/11 thats been A LOT worse. 

  • @roborapists Your only saying that because you didn't lose anyone in the disaster. Lots of people lost there friends or even Parents! I really disagree with you and its not that easy to get over something like that. I think you should think again.

  • @cooldogsean4 i dont care if i lost anyone in the disaster. i know its terrible to lose someone in a disaster. dont say i dont know what its like. because i do, but this happened years ago and its time to get on with your life.

  • @roborapists I just. I just disagree with you completly. Enough said.

  • @cooldogsean4 alright then, mourne someones death for another few more years.

  • @roborapists Your acting childish and I dont want to keep going on and on really theres no point im not mourning over a death and i dont even know why you even posted that stupid comment anyways. Wouldn't you have the slightest idea that someone would comment back and disagree with you? Please keep your opinions to yourself please or at least away from me.

  • @cooldogsean4 acting childish? i stated my opinion and you replied to it. this is the last time im going to say this, 911 happened years ago, and people need to get over it.

  • "CODE RED I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THIS SHOE CRAZY PSHYCOTIC OLD BITC*"...dude..i'm sorry but if this REALLY happened it would be 9/11 all over again and god help me i would find said gaurd and teach him a lession or two..anyone else agree

  • Seems legit

    

  • personally i think it's disrespectful to the families who lost loved ones if you say that 9/11 was a conspiracy. if you yourself had no connection to the terrible event, shut the fuck up and start thinking about how those poor people had to deal with it, don't try and grab attention for yourselves

  • @marcusnicko if you had any idea about the world other then fox and cnn, you would have read that a vast majority of 911 families want a new investigation into 911. I believe it is completely disrespectful to those who were lost that day to simply accept what some believe without taking the time out of our busy lives to actually look into it for ourselves. And, i believe i speak for many conspiracy theorists (except alex jones & friends) when i say; we are not looking for attention.

  • How did College Humor aquire this 9/11 footage?

  • @OfficialJThunder

    Hilariously cruel .

  • @OfficialJThunder Lol! Love it!

  • @OfficialJThunder Dark but funny comment!

    

  • @OfficialJThunder That's just too far.

  • Gryffindor tie lolz

  • I found racists funny... why does it feel like I'm going too hell?

  • @ButtonsAndPillows because its not racist, but stereotypical for terrorist

  • i was hopeing he would blow up the plane

  • man i wonder what happened to the security guy after the attack on the towers...

  • GRYFFINDOR TIE.

  • am an ignorant american and i thought this was hilarious o_0 lol

  • I'm Indian! :D

  • make a racist video about white people

  • @TheAnimeStreamer White people getting made fun of on the Internet? Ha! You're a card!

  • @SapphireSparta happens all the time =/ with everyone

  • @11weee just like the other guy said It was late and I was like a watch college humor for a laugh

  • ahhaah i'm muslim and arab this was funny but i don't really like it when it's always the arab people ass terrorist

  • @DeanChiswell then get on ur ipod do thumbs ups show up WELL DO THEY CHECK I FUCKN DARE U

  • @DeanChriswell u need to fuck off ok I'm on iPod too and I know what he's talkin bout u r the ass whole! So Stfu

  • @PLATZORE im not against you but why would you be on an ipod in a video.. just saying thats all

  • @DeanChiswell im fuck serious i was watcn last night and posted this while on my ipod

    then i get on my computer the next day to see a reply

  • @TheBlackbeltfighter im not against you but why would you be on an ipod in a video.. just saying thats all

  • @11weeee well it was late at night so i was in bed i was like ima watch some college humor

  • @DeanChiswell no i was on my fucking ipod the top comments dont show up on there so i didnt see it so next dont be calln a person an asshole wen u dont know shit about it

  • LMAO

  • o i shouldnt have posted my other comment i didnt see the top 1 because i was on ipod

  • americans are such idiots. (i'm an american....)

  • @abovebiscuitcrumbs Every nationality, race, belief consists of idiots, everyone is an idiot.

  • @abovebiscuitcrumbs no your not.. because a real american wouldnt call us idiots.. you communist

  • @abovebiscuitcrumbs LOL...so am i...

  • @abovebiscuitcrumbs lets not make generalizations man. we're not any more crazy than everyone else.

  • @abovebiscuitcrumbs i second that notion

  • So this is how 9/11 happened

  • This so funny lol

  • TSA at its best.

  • The security guard is a Gryffindor

  • *1-2 hours later*

    A reported plain crash due to a suicide bomber inside the plane caused 249 deaths...

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    \/ true dat lol

  • P.S: everyone below me needs to grow up.

  • I've honestly got to say that this video has the most arguments. Hmm. Well I'll be the first one to make a shitty joke. Terrorists are like the government. They take your shit and they think they're good for doing it.

  • @TheShmucks whooaaa im muslim n i found this hilarious -_-

  • 1,148 muslims watched this...

  • But.., he has a rifle , come on

    He has a heart, that's what he has!!!

  • You trolls overreact to much, relax we know 9/11 happened but that was literally 10 years ago, just laugh at some fucking youtube video for once

  • I say we nuke em :/

  • @ShootANerdMaster If we nuked them then we would be killing a lot of innocent civilians, could you maybe just think before you type something like that?

  • @gtyhujikolp132 huh? no i meant nuke the shoe crazy psicotic old ladys theyre a serious threat to our way of life!

  • @ShootANerdMaster ......wow I'm....Wow...

  • @gtyhujikolp132 come on you know its true ;)

  • @bartaloop FUCK YOU!!! YOU COMMUNIST PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. GO TO HELL ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Cenathon123 im communist because i know the truth? wow your retarted go read what i said and what u said u make absolutely no sense you ignorant blind fucktard

  • @bartaloop 9/11 conspiracy theories were created by fat nerds with too much time on their hands as a joke, and it's ignorant to think that the U.S would do this, they have the power to invade any country they want by saying they have intelligence that something is going on over there, they wouldn't take out their own civilians

  • @marcusnicko 0/10 troll harder

  • @anongordetas that's not trolling, i'm getting angry at that retard bartaloop

  • 9/11 was done by our own government you bafoons. engineers, scientists and alot of others over 1500 concluded that the plane and the fire was not enough to take down the building and it was not nearly hot enough to burn the steel. and it collapsed from the bottom. how would that happen if the crash was at the top? it fell down right in its footsteps. it was a controlled demolition. they got rid of the evidence and its there next step towards the new world order

  • @bartaloop shut up.

  • @TmStorm96 shut the fuck up you stupid cum guzzling thunder cunt

  • @bartaloop I believe it is you cock juggling thunder cunt. Fag

  • @bartaloop gay insult

  • @TmStorm96  not really dumbass

  • @bartaloop Hey, asshole, so, the vietnam war had russian army there? JFK was killed by the CIA? The moonlanding was fake? Iraq was just for the heroine there? There are American hitmen around the globe hired by the US to take out potential thorns on their side? The UN has been deployed in Libya? You seriously need to study phisics before insulting a nation. The terrorists had BOMBS, you idiot, that would make enough, and the shock wave would send the buildings down, you faggot.

  • @bartaloop

    A little too aggressive there, no one is going to listen if you put it like that =/ 

  • @Thetruth3168

    He's not trying to make a point. He's trying to make people mad because he's a troll.