黃子華棟篤笑冇炭用之董特首

[XXXbbchanX]

funny chinese act.. funnier then english ones xD

[23272961]

沙士都咁多人黎睇佢:)

勁!

[ong1103]

唔知董特首睇過呢段片有啲咩反應？

[lisawtfxx]

佢真係好勁，可以將政治講得咁有趣 XD

我第一次睇呢段得十零歲，都笑到死

[yfjameslo]

全民帶口罩的日子 :P

[arlaylay]

董特首唔存在, 曾特首又咁多人想佢唔存在, 咁香港可以邊個做......

[csfong216]

@arlaylay

普選咪知邊個做

[futurefighter2008]

@csfong216

普選之後個個都會咁多人想佢唔存在

[csfong216]

@arlaylay

普選咪知邊個做



[cyrus910910]

係個選擇政度問題,如果係一個由香港700萬人選出黎既特首, 特首所施政所做既野,絕對唔會同董曾一樣

[LLLEEEWWWEEELLL]

幾時有人會出黎話曾特首已經唔存在

[kalun1608]

mj果度唔明

[ivansiu271186]

@kalun1608

你諗下MJ個樣, 再諗下如果佢搞整容院會點? 然後套返落去

[sa200610321]

第999個喜歡 到手

[ray159357]

黃子華講野好有深度,林狗講既完全冇意思

[arar031010]

董建華攪問責制等如M.J開整容院.....

[TAMSIUSUM]

模仿董建華講野個樣好似

[satinhell818]

Hilarious !!! I love Wong Chi Wah.

[annlovehe]

冇人能超越他



[seraphangel6]

如果你单人匹马入进屋村，有明返～你连任啦！！

哈哈，绝！！

[chis3]

林狗已經係後輩,有個咁強既前輩係前面睇住黎做

都做到咁屎

[futurefighter2008]

@chis3

其實好難怪林狗，棟篤笑其實好講天分同埋個人性格，林狗係蘭ga­g性格，好難講到有深度既野

[aaronchnahkk]

唔好成日喺到踩呀林狗啦.`

人地得罪咗你咩,

有啲人跟大隊, 人話林狗廢又話埋人份,

喂, 子華同呀林狗講嘅話題都唔同, 做乜成日喺到比較啫`

林狗唔係冇笑點,

係大家嘅笑點唔同啫..

[ant1023]

@aaronchnahkk

真你揾唔係幾到林狗笑點

[badygirl589]

是人都知我是最撐阿董特首.

[elec03]

真係超勁

睇第二次先知佢講: "你連多次任, 我買樓有二折架啦...." 呢句, 呢句即係話你一連任, D樓價跌到得番二折 XD

但係最後果後唔係好明, 點解話 :"係問責制之下好多高官都有出色既表現.... 同埋劉德華咩服務態度...."" 呢幾句笑位到底係邊度

[bighandhk]

@elec03 姐係話d高官成日比人問責~

[panda2hk]

@elec03 你係未香港人先, 有無睇過劉德華為旅發局個廣告先?

[lwy1314]

@elec03

"出色既表現"係反話,子華串班官員個個九流

之後佢話"內部傳閱"係想講,個個官員服務市民既態度就好似個廣­告入面咁差

我笑左N次

[kkc1202]

佢係全無冷場~~~

[katieyu88]

成7分幾鍾都可以冇悶場,,勁!!-->棟篤笑霸王

[joannayung]

曾蔭權已經唔存在啦。

[manhoki666]

把斧頭?

個陣個樣

勁想打佢- -"

[tangkamhong]

特首已經唔存在喇。 

[imhughmak]

佢講個浩景灣哥part其實有咩意思?

[gba1513]

@imhughmak 我諗大概係講董先生入左去浩景灣之後樓價急跌.....

[chloegum]

高鐵果650億，已經唔存在喇。

[aj779333]

@chloegum Ya........

[D6T91030]

董建華 有心無力

曾蔭權 有力無心

[teabag92887]

so true

[01Rainie10]

依家都叫阿煲呔生行入去浩劫灣果道呢不如．．．

[sywl2007]

菜園村...已經唔存在啦...

[mmarlboroo]

其實子華講話都有意思

他說董建華做特首是他老婆的話

其實子華系影射中國政府

剛回歸中國政府必需要找一個能相信的人來做特首

而董建華就是中國政府支持起家的能夠被相信

華子華說的很有深度

諷刺時弊

[chunchunricoson]

呢位師兄好野!!!

中國政府=老婆

your are right^^

子華就係咁既意思

[ralphpukei]

2047年中共中央總書記：一國兩制已經唔存在啦。

[maokay]

shiet...仲衰....

一國兩制都搞成咁...

一國一制仲唔大獲??

"係咁架啦~~~, 好出奇呀?"

[ayu2046]

遲d唐唐會唔會出黎講:曾蔭權已經唔存在...

[motherfucker168]

我寧願長毛/毓民出黎講呢句- -

[closeye2]

咁宜家有邊個可以企出黎話:[曾蔭權已經唔存在]呢?

[benadsl]

我想問其實趙洪娉買樓四折系咪真？

[leechisan]

佢係指果時樓價低到好似四折咁

[mrm23]

佢個意思係，董特首做左一屆，樓價已經跌左六成..

[trusea]

不如試下叫Donald唔帶保鑣行入去一個大型屋村，睇下佢行唔­行得返出黎.......?

[tam1234hk]

d街坊即係拎晒d慳電膽出黎爆佢頭

[manlivars]

@trusea  你試下在youtube search曾特首落區政改宣傳, 有保鑣都亂到PK

[ernestboy501]

我我我..我飽喇我唔想食喇

你食唔哂我唔信

唔係呀..d飯好硬呀

你一日淨係識得complain complain complain a_a

[KelvinChoi724]

食軟飯？

[KelvinChoi724]

This is a reply to ernestboy501.

[bensonqq520]

子華哥講野搞笑得黎又好有深度..買樓個度-3-"講個董生搞低­晒全香港d樓價..做多年..2折xd

[smallkiller1234]

子華o係呢個show好有火!!好有passion!

[em0213]

呢段先係最場高潮!!!!

講中哂香港

[emfungevan]

冇炭用同拾下拾下都係巔峰之作..

[tam1234hk]

呢場係黃子華最有深度既演出

[hkwilso]

每次都笑得出

[HZtv20]

我想問中央幾時先可能俾香港普選？由2007到2012再到20­17，中央想講大話講到幾時，中央政府仲有冇誠信可言。我支持香­港人爭取自己民主，加油

[ccs199164]

97後,香港已經唔存在啦

[ritawanps]

佢真係好多女fans ga

[gallantgary]

已經翻睇過好多次

每次睇番都笑得出

支持 dayo!

[feeling995]

正;]

好搞gag

[samanthacheng]

真係好正!!!

[SuperTutorialKing]

lol

[doraamy]

黃子華的gag同佢個樣一樣,都係咁長青~~ :D

[maokay]

@doraamy

講堅...其實我睇佢咁多年..

我都而家都係覺得佢30...LOL

[beryerdynamic1991]

michael jackson 都唔存在啦.. : (

[NarutoConan]

Dude!! i lived in the place that 子華 talked about in 5:43, didn't know that the price was really bad back then, rite?

[fb0704]

弊在家陣連曾蔭權都''明智''地連埋任..

睇黎我地香港都要捱多好多年..

[motherfucker168]

香港......已經唔存在啦...

[jasshiehjbflkasbfjk]

sars.

[lichaksum]

果陣沙士

[keycoffee2006]

真係俾佢講中左

[xdxd17]

你個勢輸左俾人XD!

[climbv67970]

問題係佢講o既野真係靈驗左

曾生真係出黎取代左老慒董

只不過個效果冇想像中咁好

[skyfrank]

香港的得天独厚的地区发展优势慢慢成为历史了。。。。wake up, son

[Ungulata]

truly said. it's not about a certain admistrantion, but that hong kong as a whole is losing its competitive edge.

[eaglepig7777]

今時今日, 市民話: "曾特首" 你要唔存在

[motherfucker168]

講得好,而家睇返,真係寧董生莫曾生,見住而家個社會,越做越仆­哂街...阿曾生同董生都一樣乜都無做過,但係阿董生起碼都敢出­黎講,曾生係淆鳩哂底,乜聲都無出過- -灰左

[bigdimsum]

董特首已經唔存在啦

勁!!!

[kentommy1874]

早晨都分開四次嚟講!!!呢句真係好正

[Ungulata]

Yes, totally agree with you. what's marvelous about Dayo are his punchlines like this.

[700Galant]

咁多位問責高官，今時今日，咁......

估唔到今時今日一樣適用。而且相信會直到2046。

[97588777]

冇左老董我冇左個出氣袋

[kaka628]

睇第三次都拍哂手!利害!

[wen290585401]

真係好正！子華，我好佩服你！

[leepenguin]

「因為係人都知道，我係真係最撐阿董特首架。」

「我係問緊係咪你斬呀！把斧頭呢？」

「把斧頭亦都唔存在啦！」

lmao

[clarencecl]

He is the best

[Richstar]

森美的 the show must go wrong 同黃子華比真係無得比, 淨係識得無聊當搞笑, 相反黃子華真係好有思考性, 唔會得個笑字.

[csklmf86]

我都睇左森美果個,

比起子華既任何一個show都差,

攪楝督笑, 只有黃子華一個,

其他阿jan果d 始終都未到子華既級數

[kennymak2000]

So佢地o個d唔敢叫自己做棟篤笑law...佢地用其他名..­.or only叫自己o個d人做talk show..

[him118]

森美我睇左5分鐘左右就唔睇, 雖然我都鍾意森美但佢唔係梗篤笑既料

[maokay]

森美同林狗我都有睇...

都有睇晒...但係得啖笑lor...唔係無笑位..

不過都係屬於低級趣味, 笑完3秒唔記得個d...

但係黃子華講既每一句都好值得我地去回味...

[shltplnk]

excellent!!

[str8384]

八萬五真係累死好多人

[ngsam2008]

正!!

[csklmf86]

好老實講,

佢同林狗既show比真係好笑好多, 更有深度

[mantung2]

@csklmf86 林狗一D都唔好笑.

[Zack789011]

@mantung2 笑點唔同姐

[hotszshun06]

你一日剩係識得complain!complain!compl­ain!

[hitteamtokyo]

其實黃子華既棟篤笑唔止諷刺性趣味

佢既首尾呼應都令人引人入性...

例如佢2分34秒既舵衰家

係之前提及既負資產有提過

況且,佢既話題轉換技巧也十分厲害

而呢d野就係其他人做棟篤笑無子華咁好既主要原因

[hitteamtokyo]

其實黃子華既棟篤笑唔止諷刺性趣味

佢既首尾呼應都令人引人入性...

例如佢2分34秒既舵衰家

係之前提及既負資產有提過

況且,佢既話題轉換技巧也十分厲害

而呢d野就係其他人做棟篤笑無子華咁好既主要原因

[lordofkebab]

his is best and talent person ever

[rainnwind]

he looks really tired.. 'panda eyes'

[primedelta]

佢真係冇得頂！！！！

[bulkjohn]

佢做棟篤笑好過做劇

[NatsDj]

真係好正！子華，我好佩服你！

[hoyun]

真係奇才

[Falueseon]

真佩服他。

[billwong28]

你唔識咩叫棟篤笑 唔識領悟當中既諷刺性趣味 我唔會怪你囉

但唔該你收皮 唔好出聲

[billwong28]

你唔識咩叫棟篤笑 唔識領悟當中既諷刺性趣味 我唔會怪你囉

但唔該你收皮 唔好出聲

[billwong28]

你唔識咩叫棟篤笑 唔識領悟當中既諷刺性趣味 我唔會怪你囉

但唔該你收皮 唔好出聲 johnchannetshow

[H8c8Y8]

Do you know what he saying? Watch your mouth Please.

[gavinling1115]

this sentence refers to Mr. John channet show

[lwy1314]

冇得彈

[tammuifong]

i love him!

[kkingwu]

他真的好有才華

[kinki099]

女仔要小心，看完真的會愛上子華...

他真的好有才華。

[tong0601]

100%同意

看過黃子華的表演

真的會不能自控地愛上他!

[lonely9sword2007]

把斧頭。。。已經吾存在啦

i love it !!!

[tong0601]

黃子華真是個鬼才!

[kl96aj]

曾任權依家真係咁講 XDDD

[motherwithmcr]

黃子華一向勁!

[hkchrisnz]

ho ball!!!

[fatck006]

so cool

[snoopypx]

好像係

[him118]

果時係沙士?

[angrykyo]

yes

[35188600]

才子﹗

[5522383]

brillian!~~~!

[FLYBOY8012]

GOOD

[xxx728]

thanks for sharing!!

[yuklun]

haha :)