Taking a SH*T in Public - The worst public restroom story ever told (STORY TIME #1)

[Dalyard]

Dude i was at my friends house n i was like i gotta shittttt mannnn.. shes like so go so i went into her dads batheroom that was right there.... yeh afta i finally fished going the toilet wuldnt flush... it wasnt clogged i juss forgot the toilet didnt work xDDDD... so then she told her dad and it was horrible and now her n my otha friend that was there have a song that they sing about that and they sing it to my friends including my bf... i almost die everytime... xDD

[oddballmatt]

@Dalyard LOL AWESOME STORY DYUDE

[BelldragonMusic]

XD XD xD makes me laugh so its good in my book! :D

[oddballmatt]

@BelldragonMusic LOL THANKS MAN!

[tach18]

you are a funny man, definitely ganna subscribe to you! xD

[oddballmatt]

@tach18 HAHA THANKS MAN YOU RULE

[CHRISD12345YEARSORMO]

I love the special effects! :)

[HuvaHaZ]

very funny stuff man

[wingtingproductions]

bahahah funnny stuff

[MrMonkeysLounge]

nice one keep the videos comming enjoyed

[Phooeenixx]

hahah that made me laugh, nice work man

[TheSweetEscapeFL]

lol 1:40 made me laugh xD good job dude!

[oddballmatt]

@TheSweetEscapeFL HAHAHA YEA IT WAS A F-D UP SITUATION LOL

[SchirofulFilms]

lol verry funny man

[WelcomeToMyDomain]

very funny, keep it up :D

[aifvideos]

hahaha i love it

[Lonelyfridaynight]

hahaha kind gross but funny ! love it!

[Rayvenlunatic]

@jasonkingj69, you can not imagine the horrible things I've seen in public bathrooms. Heck, as a n X-mas "gift" one year at a restaurant that I worked at, someone painted the walls with poop. I kid you not. I felt bad for the cleaning guy. :(

[Rayvenlunatic]

You will never know more panic than being a female in a "unisex" bathroom, hovering, and hearing that doorknob rustle.

You freeze, like a deer in the headlights, hoping to the dear Lord above you locked the door. Of course you did, but still.

"Occupied."

*The thumping resumes, with the urgency of one who dined at Taco Bell an hour or two ago.*

"For the love of..*expletives*..."

"Gawddamnit, wait a second! "

[Rayvenlunatic]

OMG.

I just laughed...more so than I should have. OddballMatt, you're the best.

Pardon, bathroom run. <3

[oddballmatt]

@Rayvenlunatic YOU'RE COOL AS HELL MAN! SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS NICE COMMENT YOU LEFT ME ON MY PUBLIC BATHROOM STORY VIDEO! HAHA

[kyyowa129]

@oddballmatt Remember Me I Sent You A Friend Recwast

[Kittylover9393]

Lol, what happened did they go? Lol. OH damn were they waiting outside when you walked out, that's even worse =)

Nice vid lol.

[kingmatix]

They aint ready for the tank hitin the water.... and it dont smell to good neither! lmfao!!!!!!

[t3hxl337xnub]

you dont have a lot of views =[

[bahamiangreek101]

LOL! That was a funny story.

[CounterNerd]

HAHFUCK!

I MISSED YA MAN!

I like the background!

I love the awkwardness of publicity though XP

[MagnumFoxVideos]

I love your hat.

[ORENGEcarot]

awesome story dude :)

[MrOddVlogs]

that was a truely a wonderful story!

[bizzy646]

I have a story for you ... One time me and my friends bet that we wont run through a Corn field .... I sad why not it can be fun.. so we ran in ... I fell down like milion times but after all I was there first .... and when I looked around (It was like 2Am so I didnt see nothing) I sad Hey guys somewhere here is a road a ran full speed ahead , but I ran into a fence .... Full speed... I end up on the ground with like million scratches on my face .. I still have 3 scars ... :D

[oddballmatt]

@bizzy646 nice lol scars are better than tattoos anyway lol

[117devildog]

@bizzy646 next time run naked back words through the corn field so all the stocks of corn can ram up your faggot fucking ass, this video is like you gayer then aids.

[bizzy646]

@117devildog Thanks for idea and comment :)

[zythepsarian]

I WOULDA LAID A BIG LAKE OF BEER AND HAM DIARRHEA IN FRONT OF THE KIDS STALL SO THEYD HAVE TO WALK THRU IT AND HOPEFULLY THEYD SLIP AND FALL IN IT, EHEHEH

[oddballmatt]

@zythepsarian lol oh man i loled hard at your disgusting idea man lol thats brutal

[zythepsarian]

@oddballmatt next time go all south park and lay a duke in the urinal, lol

[Rayvenlunatic]

"Fuller9090", apparently you're not familiar with rest-stop and/or pub restrooms. I could tell you horror stories. xD

[Rayvenlunatic]

Oh, the torment.

LMAO!

[fuller9090]

You obviously have never been to China, A public bathroom in Xian, turds and piss allover the floor and walls.

[oddballmatt]

@fuller9090 but this is america!!!! lol

[CharlesBartowskiHere]

Aaaahhhhhh,nothing better than ending my night w/a taking the kids to the pool story. If my dreams include you and a toilet i'm not going to be happy. Maybe i'll watch a few more vids to cleanse the palete.

[oddballmatt]

@CharlesBartowskiHere let me know how those dreams work out for u buddy

[Esparno]

truly an epic story, full of drama, suspense. a shining beacon of culture and eloquence that history will look back on as one of the greats

[ChairSpinnin]

@Esparno

Rof! this guy is going to read your comment and be left with an other interesting shit story!

[thehungoverandroids]

definetly do sum more story time videos.....good job bro...glad your back =)

[oddballmatt]

@thehungoverandroids dude! im glad im back but im glad your glad im back too! I always remember your sn

[ultimate0pwnage]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ODDABALLS!

[oddballmatt]

@ultimate0pwnage graaaaah!!!!!!!! ownage!

[TheJoeFubarShow]

Love the story, good job!

Obviously you dont have kids though, my 4 year old's shits put mine to shame. Seriously, i took a picture the other day to send to my wife, IT WAS 18"! From a freakin four year old.

[ChairSpinnin]

@TheJoeFubarShow

wow man how much does your kid weigh..... and or wtf are you feeding him

[TheJoeFubarShow]

@ChairSpinnin He's allergic to dairy and eggs, so most junk food is out. maybe thats it?

[oddballmatt]

@TheJoeFubarShow lol woah man tharts creepy in all levels lol

[diehippie9000]

not but really i fucking hate when dat happens

[diehippie9000]

cool story bro (insert troll face here)

[chrisdrakekaka]

that was some awesome story telling dude :)

[oddballmatt]

@chrisdrakekaka I decided out of all the things that make me ME, is that I tell an great story. I am more likely supposed to be born in 160

[jasonkingj69]

Had to shit so bad, finially got a bathroom shit and piss filled to the brim and no lid to sit on. Had to squat over the damn thing and had someone elses shit and piss splash on the back of my balls

[oddballmatt]

@jasonkingj69 thats terrible lol thanx

[BeeryGamer]

the one time I forgot to lock the toilet door was pretty awkward... no more details on that one though!

[RZEEJOKERRS1000]

i like that red moving background :) please use it more.

anyways as for the video, you should have stayed there and done your number 2 and then when you were finnished if the kid was still around throw him a big smiley faCE AND OFFER HIM A HIGH FIVE LOLOLOLOLOL

[magafuzzeeballz]

Why Did You censor it?

[ChromeCelica00]

I try avoiding shitting in public bathrooms as much as possible, much rather be at home or not have to worry about other people around you, poop time is me time lol

[esTisaposer]

um, i asked your age to see if you were alive when most videos were in 240p. and if you didnt know, when you watch a video while its still processing you can only view it in 240p.

[garrespeaks]

deer poop!

[garrespeaks]

cool music! and effects you are a great editor! and director

[dordiemaa]

Your alot like supered

[HappyCatters]

Nice idea for a vid, Matt, and lovely segue into Beethoven's sixth there.

I remember going on a date and eating too much chocolate. I ended up with skid marks and had to cut a patch out of my pants in the bathroom to cover it. I didn't get any that night.. I was too embarrassed to explain why I was missing a square in my pants.

That's "pants" in UK speak, btw.... underpants, not jeans or trousers.

[deadlyjojo]

OH MY GOD! ITS STORY TIME. *sits down and pays attention*. *after the story*.

Awesome, yet Akward.

[shellypork]

pickles

[BOTx5]

Matt, if I gave you a cool story that happened to me, will you tell it on this show? :D

[aquatic2207]

You did a good thing leaving the kid with his innocent thoughts about pooping :D

[TheFalloutwolf]

I shat my self laughing

[MickeyLWalker]

a drunk man shits on side of building old people see him shitting and stare

[SebringSage]

That's NOTHING. As far as public restrooms go, it seems you have led a charmed life. Knock on porcelain for continued luck. Still, you told the story well.

[KITTYclaws10]

....Well that was pretty boring, no offence...

[imbored2]

wait wait so: you HAD a chance to mess with a kids existence & growing up / childhood & you didnt take it! what the hell! LOL!!

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

a vlog uploaded to the actual channel? isnt that supposed to be in the vlog-channel?

[SugarySnack]

Another bathroom story, when I was younger, my friend, myself, and his sisters were playing hide and go seek. I had to take a piss, so I went in (during the game). However, this bathroom door could be forced open even if it was locked, so while I am taking a piss, his sister comes upstairs to find me. She notices I was in the bathroom and pushes the door open, and I pissed all over the floor going to shut the door. (I could reach it but had to turn).

[Umaporn275]

You were with me. You should have told your name to that boy.

Btw, great job on your video..nice story !!

[fukkisi]

Whats with the hat ?

[coolmann15wc]

U SUCK

[esTisaposer]

i remember 240p looking amazing years ago lol, now it looks like SH*T

[noweretogo]

@esTisaposer it never looked AMAZING... ever... its fucking 240p you idiot - how can that low definition look good.

[esTisaposer]

@noweretogo how old are you?

[noweretogo]

@esTisaposer my age doesn't matter, its none of your business. What matters is that you watch videos in 240p lol... - therefor you have a shit computer

[esTisaposer]

lol