Jay and Silent Bob introduction in Dogma

[supremechocolat]

can't stop watching this scene..

[MrMacSpiffy]

Snooch to the motherfuckin' noooooooch!

[silentxXxstride666]

Tubby bitch.; xDDD

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

snoogins

[MisterFIXXX]

This makes me want to watch is again ^^

[linklesprinkle]

I'll Scream Rape!

[240sxdrft]

i feel like han solo, you're chewy, and shes ben kenobi, and we're in that FUCKED up bar...what about sex? lol

[deathfalk]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI just wanted to watch the next two seconds when they're swaying their heads in sync in the car. (yes I know that sounds Super Gay.)

[DiabloMercy]

so you do anal????????

[romas1995]

Snoochie Boochies ? who the fuck talks like that !

[SpepiMD]

@romas1995 Jay motherfucker!!!! Snooch to the Booch

[mustymuf]

@SpepiMD Nooch not booch lol

[JJD5150]

@romas1995 I do son SNOOGANS 4 LIFE

[admiralsupersexyJack]

3 white boys with hockey gear,...seriously?

God white people can't handle shit.

[GamersParadice313]

this movies so fucked :P hahaaha

[TAtrojan03]

Im Jay and this is my Hetero life mate Silent Bob

[RAIDERNATION034]

7:39 I ll scream rape

[Xboxhelper123]

why is randel working at a gun store?

[jacksawild]

I'll scream rape.

[DrDangleDorf]

"I'll scream rape."

[JayZar12]

Word bitch phantoms like a mo fucker! <------ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Reference.

[coopercastille]

why is everyone saying "Fuck WMG" when the video is ok?

[fragmaster345]

@coopercastille the comments are one year old. things change

[Ytsma1]

@2142Unknown Good eye, i also think I saw 2 Springfeild Armory M1A's and 1, maybe 2 Mossberg Pumps. =)

[Rammbock]

She's a slut, bunnng!

[2142Unknown]

I spy, with my little eye a,

-Hk PSP

-Smith & Wesson Model 39 Knockoff

-4 inch-barreled 1911

-Smith .38 snubby

-MRI Desert Eagle in .357

[imcoolandreallynot]

SNOOCH TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' NOOOOCH!

[KymeraGR7]

@imcoolandreallynot bootch, actually lol

[MrJoshy77]

Mighty Duck Fucks...haha

[cbaile]

I'll take head.

[sirimity]

"I'll scream rape" LOL really after everything u've been saying, and will say

[Mrxproductions09]

at this time jason mews(jay) had lost his mother and was addicted to heroin. but still managed to be hilarious.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

you know its really hard to recogonize randal without his cap. almost like how many people don't recognize superman with his glasses on.

[hellofaname]

@Shanethefilmmaker

LOL

[simonjeste]

"...next to soccer" lol best little nuanced dialog ever

[xXPOTLUCK420Xx]

lmao, Jay @ 1:33 is funny as hell i cant stop laughing

[thewolfkingskeeper]

these guys are top shelf stoners right up there with Harold and Kumar

[Exodus0429]

@thewolfkingskeeper On the contrary Harold and Kumar are right up there with Jay and Silent Bob.

[gothamoracle]

"Mass Genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

LMAO

[Ladygagsalot]

"Me lead you? Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time." -- Jay LMAO

[EPICPRODUCTIONS666]

snoosh to the mother fucking nooch

[yeayimawsome]

3:39 its the guy from clerks. snoogins

[iamthechanceman]

snoogins... so satisfying

[ededdneddyfan2]

These guys are fucking funny as hell. They are way better than Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted!!!!!

[finalfantasy1912]

@ededdneddyfan2 cheech and chong na bill and ted hell ya they are

[TheBarryviper]

BUUUUUUUUUUNG!

[CyberCopFiveO]

For those that follow Supernatural and watched the episode: "The Monster At The End of This Book" 1:36-2:16 would have been what happened to Lilith if she tried to take on Raphael.

[Seanitodancer]

soccer IS fuckin exausting!

[shakirarox77]

I'LL SCREAM RAPE!!

[MrSFblack]

"GO BACK TO THE PAPER YA MIGHTY DUCK FUCKS" lmfao

[JosephineNZ]

this movie is great - love how jay is constantly on about tapping that ass

[FreeBirdKai]

after watching this movie and Jay & Silent Bob strikes back.. i realized that Jay & Silent Bob would be GREAT Parents

[malibutaa]

7:40 ill scream rape!

[AEgamesFtw]

@malibutaa 7:38 you mean

[hollygirl32295]

@AEgamesFtw no 7:40

[Robi2009]

4:08 - Randall !

[ProsteticVogonJeltz]

there's nothing worse than seeing a fat man weep

[2deathblade2]

snootch to the motherfuckin' noooootch! and they drop in from outta nowhwere

[ItsCrobar]

she's a slut...BONG

[crazytrain58]

SNOOTCH TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NOOTCH

[willthewild]

ill scream rape

[wookovar]

Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!

[shesells15]

that moment at 4:51 manages to crack me up every time I see it...

Their faces... Jay and Silent Bob are two of the best characters ever written, surely.

[MrCondor26]

"Go back to your paper routes you mighty duck fucks!" LOL! nice.

[Broekspijpje]

Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.

Bethany: You're a man of principle.

[TheUltimateFirebat]

The reason Jay and Silent Bob beat the shit out of those kids is that they didn't pay the 15 bucks for the nickel bag.

[LaCroixdHonneur]

Did you see that shit, man? I know they were just kids, but we just kicked their fuckin pubeless asses!

[14deathsoul]

"all i know is that we saved your ass from some fucking angry dwarfs" ahahah

[robbierules81]

SNOOCH TO THA MUTHAFUCKIN' NOOCH!!!!

[beatles61]

no one is making a profit off this movie right now, i dont see what the problem is, did warner brothers even produce this movie, i thought it was miramax? i think everyone should download the the movie for free

[KnightofIronStar]

Stupid wmg fucktards, it's Youtube, what did they expect would happen.

Friggen copyrights are ruining the internet.

[emomaggot366]

fuckin wmg fags

[swirlingabyss]

FUCK WMG!

[BennyPendentes]

BOO WMG. You could be grateful for the free advertising, you could be welcoming to viewers old and new... or you can continue spending all your time removing the audio from video clips, thereby alienating your potential viewer base and decreasing the value of your property. Smart move.

[TheDylan615]

@BennyPendentes not exactly because if the videos on here are wanted to see by many people,taking out the audio would increase a demand in the people,making them buy the products because they cant get it on youtube.

[painlessissuicide]

is that a boy or a girl?

[Sammychannel]

so cool that kevin smith did a cameo/ crossover with JAY AND SILIENT BOB!

[Sammychannel]

HHHHEEELLLLLLL YA!!!!

[Sammychannel]

dude!!! i did'nt know jay and silent bob were in dogma.

[nottheonlysinner]

"Silent Bob" Made this movie....Lol.

[Lamporre]

Snootch to da motherfucking Noooooottcccchhhh!

Greatest Jay & Silent Bob entrance I've ever seen.

[kenan6346]

the fecalator. nice :)

[eemo2]

LunchBox !!!!!!!!!

[pro2101]

looks awsome

is it better than mallrats?

[Gutgrinder304]

Hahah since when does randal working at a gun store? I want jays beanie haha

[dragonking904]

7:40 when jay says i'll scream rape was so fuckin funny

[Lamporre]

"There's nothing worse than watching a fucking fat man weep!"

Man I don't know what's funnier: that line, or Bob's reaction to it.

[Damar148]

"I feel like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that FUCKED UP BAR!"

[amyrat151]

"This is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob." ^.^ I love that.

4:39

Haha, that guy looks so freaked!

[PhillyAcecakes73]

"Go back to your paper routes, you mighty duck fucks!"

XD

xx

[PhillyAcecakes73]

"They would've kicked yours, and Lunchbox's asses if I hadn't represented!"

Hahaha. I love that part.

xx

[cole003f]

what a way to enter a movie by flyin out of nowhere n beatin the crap out of 3 kids

[lllamoo]

shes sutch a slut, Boooooooong!

[UOFKfan100]

SNOOCH TO DA MOTERFUCKIN NOOCH! LOL

[piccolafede]

snoogans

XD

[tahthedon]

7:31 makes me laugh all the time.

[dcsolorunner]

Judd Nelson was fuck'n harsh!

[MrBeaterbox]

jay and silent are so awesome that if they appeared in a horror or action movie it'll just be like oh its jay and silent bob kool. know what i mean.

[InfiniteMisery003]

lunchbox is one of the coolest nicknames i've ever heard

[Okin17]

"I'll scream rape."

[WetKant]

judd nelson is fcking harsh

[boywonda3]

loll JUDD was the shit ..jay n silent bob are awesome

[ReynoldsLoki95]

Jay and Silent Bob kicked arse, there are so many Clerk's character. awesome =)

[ReynoldsLoki95]

so many clerks characters wesome

[ReynoldsLoki95]

Jay and Silent Bob kicked arse!!

[jayandsilentbob1000]

1:34 to 2:17 was fucking awsome

[GILakaGP3]

I'll Screm Rape

[myselfpj31]

i like the part just after this

" what gear are you in ? "

"Gear?"

loool

[InvaderSlusk1994]

Snootch to the motherfucking Nootch!

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

what is jay's line when they enter

[Revrin743]

lol killer. this movie was my background music for like a whole year of highschool.

[JANEY2020]

haha this movie is quality

[weapon13WhiteFang]

"Go back to your paper route you Mighty Duck Fucks!

"Ill Scream Rape!"

I love this movie -Grins-

[Wingersucks]

ive seen this movie and theres 1 thing ive learned dont never ever ever ever ever NEVER let jay drive

[narutoboytheking]

JEFF ANDERSON

[DMobi]

I love this scene.)

[slingshot501]

I really wanna see that movie

[rasellewolf]

That movie is sooooo friggin' funny XD I love it~

It's amazing: it's hilarious and it makes some great points about religion...

[pmoh206]

"I'll scream rape!"