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  • She believe that she can fly....

  • Mario:Alright Peach where's the Cake.

    Peach:Sorry Mario but I'm charging you this time

    Mario:*picks up Peach* That Does it Take This *throws Peach at the wall*

    Peach:AAAAAHHHHH *explodes*

    Mario:What have I done?!?!

  • Peach is made out of coins? What the!

  • Yeah Mario! You mug that bitch fir those 3 coins! Who needs love when ya got cash Mario?

  • Mario: Fly peach, be free!!

    BOOM

    Mario: 8-(

  • Peach: IM BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAaain......*ding* BOOM

  • lol coins

    

  • Mario: So all i get is a kiss? no cake? Peach: I'm sorry mario but i lost my cake batter.

    Mario: *grabs peach*

    Peach: AAAAAAAAH! GUARDS HALP!

    *mario throws really far and peach explodes*

  • @DarkWolfOfThunder shut the fuck up, you unfunny predictable cunt

  • @Bluesguitar247 Shut up you dick sucking mother fucker.

  • Daisy:*gasps* I'm going to beat up Mario for killing my friend.

  • 24 people got thrown by mario and exploded!!!

  • wtf peach exploded?

  • LMAO! Haha evil

  • LMAO

  • She aint got no pancake mix!!

  • So the princess of the mushroom kingdom is apparently worth 3 coins LOL

  • mario how could you! getting rid of peach for money!

  • The video is faster than audio!

  • Peach goes boom boom XD

  • 3 coins ???

  • lol mario killed peach and toke the money she had XD

  • @shadowtheultimate45 why would you ever toke money? That would be a bad idea...

  • MARIO IS SOOO STUPID ON THIS VIDEO! MARIO U HAVE TO BE BANNED FROM PEACHES CASTLE.OMG! MARIO JUST PICKED HER UP AND THREW HER IN THE AIR! WHAT THE HECK MARIO Mario:What? Me:U KILLED UR OWN LOVE!!!! O O ^ Baby Peach: whaaaaah u are a meany mario

  • @vaderskid Do not take job where you need to be funny.

  • He figured out that the cake was a lie.

  • ...guess she's only worth 3 cents...

    i thought she might have been closer to a dime lol

  • @Krazy769 nickel

  • *cry* I'm nothing were Peach is Dead !!

  • Baby Mario:Bye bye

    Baby Peach:Weah,weah!Aheh,aheh.

  • like peach dosen't even care XD

  • peach go /BOOM

  • Looks a bit like taking over Bowsers's job XD.

    Well, be sure Mario is gonna be banned from the Mushroon Kingdom.

  • WTF!

  • Mario is like . Darn you Peach

  • to bad for peach

  • sorry but is 4 coins

  • all you get is 3 coins?

  • @Xolten 3 coins and a war declaration with the mushroom kingdom

  • Peach:Dear Mario,Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Yours Truely,Princess Toadstool.Peach.

    Mario:Oh boy!(mario gets their)Where's my cake?

    Peach:I forgot to bake it.

    Mario:WHAT?YOUR DEAD!

    Peach:Mario,please!Have mercy!

    Mario:Okay.Yah wah!

    Peach goes boom.

    Mario:Bye Bye.

  • Whoever thumbs downed me,SCREW YOU!This is funny!

  • is that a code for a modified throwable box, like the one in bob-bomb battlefield?

  • That's right.

  • She could have made it to the next kingdom over and made it out alright...if it hadn't been for that darn backdrop.

  • No.There's an invisable wall there.If it wasn't for that she'd end up in Hyrule.

  • And then wind up with the king and his boi XD

  • And then get kidnapped by Gannondorf

    (Gannondork)

  • And then she must die :D

  • Too bad she's already dead.

  • O_O

    Great, I'll grab my stuff!

  • Already Packed.

  • 0_o

  • I'll give this castle to you for some Crack.

    XD

  • ! Mah boi, this is what all true warriors strive for!

    In other words, YA! XD

  • I do warn you,Bowser attacks this castle more than Mario stomps Goombas,

  • O RLY?

  • Yeah.

  • ...meh, so what? I'll just grab my assault rifle...

  • I made Bowser Burgers!Guess what there made of.

  • Uhh... tobacco?

  • No,Bowser.

  • O sorry I never could have guessed XD

  • Just peachy!Who knew she was made out of fireworks?

  • what a cool way to die!

  • Luigi:MARIO!Why"d you do that?(Mario kills Luigi)

    Mario:That will teach you not to !@#$ Peach!

  • why do some of you vids sound deeper than normal like this

  • Old TV card.

  • Mario found out that the cake was a lie.

  • Luigi:Mario,why'd you do that?

    Mario:I never got my cake.

  • I wonder how much his other friends are worth?

  • now time to go raid toad town in papermario land!

  • Peach:Hi Mario!How are.... wait,What are you...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(boom)

    Mario:Okay,on to Toad, than Yoshi , than Luigi.

  • Hehe, Peach had enough coins for ME!

  • hope she made lots of spegetti!

  • Luigi:Oh my god,you killed peach!

    Toad:You bastard!

  • all youtubers have one message for you: you are the best hacker! 5/5

  • Well played, sir.

  • She did it because mario finished SMB3

  • Toad;Hey Mario wheres Peach OMG [Faints] Mario;Mama Mia

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  • ... I have no words to describe how hilarious this is when you think of how it would explain so much.

  • so she was made of coins all this time......

  • Haven't you played this game? All living things are made of coins. It's like the essence of life.

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  • Maybe because every time he tries to save her, she ends up appearing in another castle. And then when he does save her, all she gives him is a little peck on the cheek. Wouldn't you be pissed off too?

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  • Yeah, he's nice to her so that he'll atleast get something. But on the inside, he just wants to punch her in the face and rape her...

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  • How would you know? And why do you keep replying to me? I'm just trying to joke around about what would happen if Mario was in the real world...

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  • Nah, really? Maybe because there's a reply button :P

    Just drop it, I don't like pointless arguments, especially when they're over the internet.

  • So he doesn't have to rescue her all of the time.

  • because she turned him down

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i guess shes not really a princess if she only has 3 coins!

  • Mario was acting like he was turning into the devil in this video.

  • Mario: IMMMMAAAAAFREEEEEEEE!!!!

  • COOL I LIKE PIE AND THIS VIDIEO

  • Mario - "I'm sick of saving your ass all the time!"

    Peach - "No, Mario don't do it!"

    Mario - "Too late Peach, time to die!"

  • Now who is he going to save from bowser?

  • Luigi.

  • And die when she hit the ground.

  • Mario is FREE!!!

    ;DDD

  • peach: GRRRRR MARIO!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU SOME DAY!!!!!

    mario: PEICE-A CRAP-A!! PEACH-A'S GONNA KILL-A ME-A!! MAMA MIA!!!

  • Fire Works?

  • ha ha h a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa ha ha haa ha ha ha ha haa ha haa ha ha haa ha ha haa ha ha ha haa ha ha

  • "go bust up a ho and steal her money!!!!"

  • go steal her money

  • What appears to be a princess has been reported floating above the Mushroom Kingdom and randomly exploding into 3 coins. Later, Toad was found dead with a note that said "The laws of the universe"

  • about time! 

    :)

  • i thought she was a princess not a hobo with only 3 coins in her pocket! And mario grabs them every hobo for themselves!!!!!

  • He killed her then looted the corpse? shame on mario

  • golddigger

  • Mario: Ohhhh... fireworks... Hey Peach wanna watch the fireworks with me?

    Peach: sue. um I cant see them very well, throw me up there.

    Mario: er, o..... k..... *throws Peach*

    Peach: yay im flying... OMFG *gets blown up*

    Mario: PEEEEEACH!! Oh look some money fell out of her wallet. WTF ONLY 3 COINS!!

  • Peach kinda reminded me of Mary Poppins. You know... Until she exploded.

  • much easier than a divorce

  • mario. i thought u loved her. lol

  • Mario:I needed money to pay off my recer.

  • since when can you do that? Have Peach to carry around?

  • I Think That Was A Peach Box.

  • i remember playin this game b4

  • jJajajajja

  • up up and...turned into coins!!!!!

  • WTF... xD

  • at lest mario can take a friggen break

  • The Story:

    Mario: peach its time for u to die!

    peach:Mario but i helped u for years.

    Mario:i dont care about that throws her in the sky.

  • wow!

  • I read that and all I could hear is peach saying no smash bros style XD

  • killing a princess give you an almost of nothing!!

  • How dare Mario do this. He should be charged with regicide.

  • well Mario doesn't have to save that bitch anymore

  • I always knew Peach was jewish:D Those coins came from somewhere..:D

  • He did it for the coins, greedy bastard

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • they gave her the wrong type of bomb which was filled with coins

  • dude Peach...she just got pwned!

  • Now mario did the unthinkable kill the person he saves

  • pure pwnage

  • WOW

    is that really possible in the game??

    lol

  • Finally, I say that would be the end, cuz when you finish the game the only thing she does for you after all the troubles you got is bake a cake... Who wants a cake after all that?! Take that!!!!!!! xDDD

  • roflmao

  • lol coins

  • only 3 coins? come on! i know shes a moron but shes got to be at least 5 coins!

  • thats what she gets he saves her from bowser and what dose he get a cake Mario should say to her i dont want no cake i want some pie

  • thats awesome!!! im crackin' up!

  • Mario wanted to save the princess, so he could loan a few coins off of her.

  • mario: bye bye peach

    (he trowns her)

    peach: wath the fu-- boom!

    mario:hahahahahahahahaha

    yoshi oh look coins

    mario: fuck you this conis is mines.

  • That is hilarious. XD

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  • Mario: Fly Peach...fly into the sunlight...

    Peach: *bam*

    Mario: ummmm...oh boy coins!

  • so she was 3 gold coins all along....geez, ya thing you know a gal

  • getting a star price 100 coins

    peach's life price 3 coins

    watching mario killing peach priceless

  • LOL

  • Sorry KillerHootch, guitarlover's was better....

  • OMG no way LOL

  • marios one bad assed pissed off pimp...

  • La mata y, obviamente, le roba...

    BUENISIMO!!!!

  • give me back my money hoe!!!

  • i thought he liked her!!!!!

  • mario wanted her lunch money!

  • LOL :DDD mario is a badboy:$macho :''''''D

  • murder! murder out of the Castle. mario is sent to jail with no lawyer!

  • you cant put a price on peach, oh thats right 3 coins lol

  • whops i meant to say why is every sound lower than usual i messed it up some how on the last comment

  • why dose every  eysound lower than usual

  • It looks like he just made a small box and changed it to look like peach. Then he use a long throw-type code on mario or the box.

  • isn´t peach his grilfreind? xD

  • LMAO its the princess and he only gets three coins?! lmao

  • Luigi tells mario where he heard taht berfore south bark you dumbass

  • She combusted in the air due to too much dress floatation giving her gas when air comes up her dress and blows up her insides, and whaaa? Three coinds for a princess? D:

  • lol, this made me laugh real bad.

  • SUCKY SUCKY YUM YUM, 3 COINS!

  • every little bit counts