How Texas Chainsaw Massacre Should Have Ended

[RenAkreyuMitsukai]

fuck... yeah... XD

[TheGrimReaper551]

3035 people ended up like leatherface

[FFTVII]

She hurt his 'special place'. LOL xD

[iProCami]

Shit 

[kotsia5742]

she did exactly what germaine said at excort mission and what she meant to say at horror flick chicks

[Phillo127]

@sCYT3hTStoor actually it was inspired by the true events of ed gein. But the movie itself is entirely fiction.

[Odinfang]

0:19 no balls

[sCyT3hTStoor]

as far as i know, this movie's a true story which makes this parody kinda sad

[paramoreshinedownboy]

@sCyT3hTStoor youre actually so stupid, its not real dumbass

[readerovdoom]

@sCyT3hTStoor it was based on ed gein. it was wisconsin not texas and there was no chainsaw

[DawnSniper]

my special...place

[CindyR90]

Her legs are HUGE Lmao

[sotahullu56]

boobs.

[CiscoN18]

hahahah "ahh my private place!!" hahaha

[Morkindie]

Fat man with a mask and chainsaw and big boots tries to catch skinny chick wearing almost nothing. How could she fail to get away?

[KaiserJames]

...And they are BEAUTIFUL! ;)

[KaiserJames]

...And yes, Jessica's boobs ARE that big. ;)

[OMGitsTheBobChannel]

i lost a piece of my poptart cuz i looked at the video....damn blueberry flavor!

[skykitten8]

I like when she said Ooh Im a big man with a chainsaw soo scary GET UP!!!! LOLZ!!

[XxXDreamSeekerXxX]

@skykitten8 I laughed so hard!

[imnotglencoco]

she should have flashed her boobs

[Ograws]

How the REMAKE of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre should have ended. Before it started!

[rizakan]

her boobs are not bouncing:(

[TheNoeky]

let it go girl

[kemastoniitti]

My mom thought that i was watching porn.



[kenlaboss]

non of you knows the date, its the 29 february 3274, RIGTH IN THE FAEC BITCHAS!

[rockcitycouture]

thumbs up if ur watching tis in 2012

[dougpowers2]

@rockcitycouture No,we're watching this in 1945, dumbass.

[TheDevilBoi171]

@rockcitycouture no im watching it on Febuary 15 1942,dumbass.

[SharpStudio2000]

Wy didn't anyone else do thisto Leatherface?

[XxxEvilXMuffinxxX]

wait a minute...ha!!!! bam!! ahhhhhhh

[Shazamilton]

did you animate this with a toaster?

[TheSpect0r]

IM BATMAN!

[Kenpokid4]

"Ahh, my special place!"

[Griimreaper117]

She sounds like Rainbow Dash 0_o

[hiir007]

@Griimreaper117 OH WOW

[Thunderspank300]

Jessica Biel is HOT....

[TSForeverStrong]

My special plaaace! XD

[wrennt]

but this actually happened. so ... if it happened like this it would have been fiction.

[HarryPotterGeek11000]

That girl got some g powee

[goldsaint89]

that dude took an axe in his shoulder and he still survives, dont't even mention the fact that he caught up to some blonde who was escaping in a truck... A FUCKING TRUCK!!!!!

Worst movie ever!!!

[loveislikeclockwork]

@goldsaint89 ....it was based on a true events......

[goldsaint89]

@loveislikeclockwork don't give me that crap!!, the true story must have been a local crazy man killed a lot of people along with his family, all the things you've seen in the movie were made to attract some sick bastards who love to see blood and guts, if it weren't by my friends who dragged me to see that piece of crap I would never seen it, it lacks an argument at all, and its absolutely ridiculous, and yes... I am calling my own friends sadists motherfuc/&%%&

Peace out

[DeadCamper]

@goldsaint89 You do not know what you're talking about. Watching horror movies is not a sadistic experience, it is on the contrary a masochistic experience. Educate yourself.

[goldsaint89]

@DeadCamper let's see smart ass, a masochistic person loves to expierence pain in his own flesh, the sadist love to watch other people suffer, I don't feel any kind of pain watching this kinda movie... in fact I see how OTHER people suffer (even if they're just acting)

[DeadCamper]

@goldsaint89 Are you really this shallow? Think about it for a while, educate yourself, and I'm sure you'll eventually get what it means.

[goldsaint89]

@DeadCamper why don't you get yourself a dictionary or search for the meaning on google, I really have no patience to explain to someone the meaning of a word in their own language, especcially when I can talk in two

[DeadCamper]

@goldsaint89 It's not a case of me not understanding the meaning of the word, it's a case of you not comprehending why watching horror films is fundamentally a masochistic experience. And for the record, I can speak three languages, and English isn't my native one. Nice try. :>

[goldsaint89]

@DeadCamper well, you owned me there, english isn't my native language neither, is spanish, that's one round for you. Back on topic, the fear and terror that you could actually feel when you see a movie could be described as masochist if you, in fact, experience those things but if in the other hand, you feel joy when you see someone dying from a chainsaw to their skull then it is sadism. I can feel terror watching a horror film, but when all I see are guts everywhere I only feel sick.

[ShogunateFTW]

@goldsaint89 some horror/violent films are actually well written, well directed or quite funny

for example, Dead SNow is violent as hell. However, it's hilarious

[goldsaint89]

@ShogunateFTW I agree, but not this one, is violent as hell, guts everywhere and it doesn't have any plot whatsoever. It's just a waste of money.

[Migliozzified]

What about the fact that everyone that died was about half his size and in shape yet he somehow always caught up to them?

[stickguy13]

TITS OR I DESTROY JAPAN!

[beni1645]

ballbust

[shutupsilentjim]

How it should have ended:

Leatherface: BLAaAaAaArrrrgggg!!!

*trips*

Chainsaw: BZZZZZZZZZglurpglurpsplut

Girl: EWWwwww!...Gee, I guess chainsaws aren't very practical melee weapons!

Ash: ...Unless you're just. That.  Groovy.

[Joakim136]

@shutupsilentjim Didn't his mom tell him to not run with chainsaws^^

[snowandtoast]

lol

[blazindude12]

It's Texas. Just shoot him.

[TheWillyBe]

There were many points in the chasing where she could have took him out, but her biggest mistake was screaming so that leatherface knew were she was.

[ROBOTCOOLDUDEGUY]

0:26,Leatherface says "My special place!"

[ThisisSigma200]

female best defense: Kicking balls.

Male best defense: GETBACKTODAKITCHEN

[cyberk25]

nice tits ;)

[ExtremeTestSubject]

*kick* Argh!*chainsaw cuts thru her head* WIN!

[Carterb927]

Boob

[spiffythealien]

Trip and fall on his own chainsaw.

[naccass]

woooooooooooorthLESS!!!!!!!!!!­

[TheBonecrusher120]

oh please jason couldve killed him hes unvinsible

[oscarmanuelcortez]

@TheBonecrusher120 you spelled invincible wrong

[vero36ify]

wow that's...MANLY!!!

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@vero36ify actually i think she's trying to kick the man right off of him

[vero36ify]

@TEHORANGEAVENGER but still...IT'S MANLY

[RedAngelMarie]

now that what u call chop nuts XD

[AlfaAnims]

have u guys watched the movie... He is this giant guy with a chainsaw and if fricken strong.. he get stabbed like twice in the back and killed one person with scissors... U can mess with this guys... but i like the normal ending better.. In the movie it is really cool

[shawn60068]

SHOW US UR TITS

[ecvsio]

"ooh i'm a big man with a chainsaw, so scary. GET UP" ahahahahahahahaha xD XD XD

[Bettlejack]

@ecvsio It's Michelle Rodriguez lol.

[ecvsio]

@Bettlejack your point?

[Bettlejack]

@ecvsio (faceplam)

[ecvsio]

@Bettlejack *double facepalm*

[TheEmanBaird]

STOP SOPA!!!!!!!

[animefreak10328]

what if hes wearing a cup?

[XxxMarcoThePhoenixxX]

@animefreak10328 who walk around a cup on

[animefreak10328]

@XxxMarcoThePhoenixxX who eats people after cutting of their faces

[whohasdonut4me]

@animefreak10328 OMG HOW MANY ANIMEFREAKS ARE THERE???!!

[animefreak10328]

@whohasdonut4me alot

[TheSquirrelChasers]

lol "GET UP!!"

[themafounemen]

i know what im doing when im getting an F from M. Smith !

[themafounemen]

FATALITY!

[kingC0nor237]

He used to be a big scary man but then he took a foot to the balls

[besh191]

FINISH HIM.... FATATILTY

[aozoaozo1]

how'd you like that wuss! ooh I'm a big man with a chainsaw so scary!

[IAmTotalyStupid]

''ooh, i'am the big man with the cainsaw, so scary'' XD

[superpiccolo900]

LMAO

[stephbabe212]

Yeahhhh.... because she would have been able to get close enough to kick him in his balls without getting her head chopped off. Okay.

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

@stephbabe212 Yeah, and obviously a freak of nature. Who clearly has a tolerance of pain, wouldn't be able to slice her head off. Despite being kicked in the nuts.. yeaah lol

[Randozza]

@stephbabe212

Look at the length of her legs ...

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

@stephbabe212 Yeah. And I think he would've been able to manage that amount of pain, even if she was lucky enough to hit.

[linon3000]

@stephbabe212 Agree. In that situation. If you're not equipped with a machine gun or oozie, KEEP RUNNING!

[lawyerxsinxdarkky]

@linon3000 Uzi LOLZ IMA TROOLLL

[TheUnbeholden]

@stephbabe212 .... yeah the amount of dislikes on this video compared to the rest of the videos pretty much sums up what you said.

[josac12345]

@stephbabe212 Sure she could, as long as that chainsaw stays hoisted way over his head as if he really needs to try hard Hit something with a chainsaw.

[kratospp5]

@stephbabe212 no chainsawas are very very slow

[faeriefire78]

Look at the size of her hands! It would take a chainsaw all day to get through them bad boys. Leatherface probably just decided it wasn't worth the time.

[DarkAngleMusic1621]

OOOOH! I'M A BIG MAN WITH A CHAIN SAW! I'M SO SCARY! GET UP! HAHAHA

[TheManxyboy]

he just took an arrow to the knee...wait

[GamingSol]

...or she could have taken her shirt off.

[ccw3100]

XD



[elizarules11411]

OH IM A BIG MAN WITH A CHAINSAW! GET UP BITCH!

[eagleye2500]

MY SPECIAL PLAACE!!

[xboxuser123445]

your a big man with a chainsaw



[Zannthos]

Should've used the chain saw on him! XD

[FriendOfJackhar]

...........................HES A SCARY MAN WITH A CHAINSAW! AND SHES A SCARY WOMAN WITH A PRIVATE PIERCING FOOT! AND MY MIND IS EXPLODING!

[fearlesskonvict]

what! the tits are not moving. -_-

[candlemax1]

ouch im cringing just from watching.

[pedrolioni]

erm can some one help me find me pencil its green with a red rubber

[boardbodhi]

a woman made this.

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@boardbodhi Don't be silly. She'd have to animate it, and that requires using a computer. Women can't do that!

(Before I get feminazis on my case, I am a girl.)

[boardbodhi]

@bloodpluskillaqueen well, to do any of that, she would have to leave the kitchen first. sooooooo not plausible

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@boardbodhi Right you are! :D

[ichigouzumakii]

@bloodpluskillaqueen wait what , i could not understand that sentence,

the "women can't do that!' part...what's the "thing" they can't do?

...and why can't they do it?

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@ichigouzumakii It was a joke about women not being able to use technology. Just ignore it, I'm being silly. :)

[ichigouzumakii]

@bloodpluskillaqueen oh ok then ;|

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

"My special place D: "

hahaha I love Leatherface

[dcraigcorbett]

Some fine day I am going to marry that woman.

[woupuss69]

@HISHEdotcom

i really like all your other videos but this shit was real and you dont fuck with that bro.....

[wz3d]

@woupuss69

you DO realize that it wasn't though, right? The whole "true story" thing was Tobe Hooper using an age old gimmick to put butts in the seats. The family in TCM is a combination of about 5 or 6 different serial killers and imagination.

[DouglasCheesington]

how can he run fast enough to chase people?

chainsaws are heavy as

[FARTBLAST100]

I dont care if hes gonna kill you its not rite 2 kick a man in the jewls

[RougeAngelic]

dont shower buy your self if you are in a creepy old house

[RougeAngelic]

never wear heels when running from a crazy serial killer. never go into strange isolated houses when you car breaks down. dont make out in the woods at night and so on. follow these rules and i can promise you life will never become a horror film. also if someone calls your house and breathes heaily or says something weird dosent give a name and hangs up call the damn cops

[GoodThingWithBirds]

No one kills Leatherface.

[Smile4theKillCam456]

"My Special Place" o.0

[UKnowPunsTheKing]

I think it popped

[TriggerHappyize]

I though he would just fall over onto the chainsaw -_-

[tfessler]

Is it just me, or does Leatherface sound like Strong Bad?

[osdap]

0:19 ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

[waffleztime13]

Hmm... a scarred man with a chain saw chasing after a hot babe whose boobs don't move whiloe shes running, who is also wearing a tank top... which slasher film is this?

[MegaKillerDeathHippo]

@nick012000 nah, texans only do that to mexicans...

[MegaNyannyannyan]

This is like the shortest of their movies. Its still funny!

[shipking1995]

 big man with a chain saw so scary

[TheRaptorChild]

my special plaaaace! lmfao gets me every time

[RedBellyfilms]

HOW JACKASS SHOULD HAVE ENDED!

[wildfire4231]

ooh, so scary, GET UP!!!!

[xxLilJXxX]

he has balls of steel!

[hiraikotsuember]

What if he was wearing a cup?

[nick012000]

Nonono. They're forgetting, this is the *Texas* Chainsaw Massacre. How it *should* have ended was with the girl pulling her gun out and shooting the shit out of him. ;)

[ProffesorSpaz]

Well now I know what to do the next time my brother is chasing me with scissors

[wallofdeath123]

@ProffesorSpaz run and scream like a girl and then kick your brother in the balls???

[anakin0797]

@ProffesorSpaz next time my brother does all i do is get my hunting knife

[mem614]

Oh im the scary guy with a chainsaw

GET UP AND FIGHT!

:)

[Mofalcolm334]

the one where he epically fails trying to kill the girl.

[CityLights452]

Ever noticed how in the real movie when Jessica went to the house the man with no feet told her to make sure to wipe her feet before she entered to use the phone. She did. Everyone else who entered the house did not and what happened to them? They died horrible painful deaths! So what does this movie teach us? Respect peoples homes and use your manners and you might survive in life ^-^

[ZombiesAndThings]

@CityLights452 lol

[ryanshek96]

@CityLights452 but if the movie was full of asians all of them would survive while all the white people die horrible deaths

[dieorby1]

@CityLights452 Lol, no feet but telling people what to do with theirs.

[123Comrade]

@CityLights452 '69' likes

lol

i made it 70

[J88Wolf]

@CityLights452 +1

[Devorvan]

@CityLights452 word

[WakeTheBeast666]

@CityLights452 I also noticed how she had no bra under her soaked shirt

[HALOKILLER5248]

@CityLights452 lol your absolutely right i will respect ohers houses

[nikkithesimmy]

lol he had nuts? XD

[Mofalcolm334]

The Friday the thirteenth Robot Chicken Skit was slightly better

[bbsport]

@Mofalcolm334

Yeah man that was awesome! The terminater 2 skit is my fave tho. Followed a close second by fumbles and the GI JOES. Quality shit

[Dangerfield04]

@Mofalcolm334 which one?

[Kosba2]

Sounds like my ex-wife

[LilyMoth12]

I accidently punched a guy at a corn maze for scarying me once. I wonder if this comes close?

[IronBaracuda73]

ahh you kicked me in my mommy and daddy button oohhh

[TheCaptainBMX]

LOL thats kinda funny one because I dont think that really gonna stop him, plus Im pretty sure that happened in one scene. and two he had his arm chopped of and he got right back up and started running. but I love HISHE.

[DomiCharIgne]

That chick has huge man hands! lol

[TheTelenation]

To all the guys bitching about being kicked in balls if I had to choose between doing That and getting hacked to death then well . . . you better fucking hope your wearing a Cup!

[MrMaddin2402]

If a girl ever kicks me in the balls i'll smack her to the ground!

[Pitty1987]

Cool

[gamegirl144]

dude that must have been like the worst pain ever and im a girl and i know that

Why doesn't this happen more often?...That was a