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  • Poor guy.

  • I love the comment about how it would be a bad mix! lol! wtf?!?!?! I no a shetland x TB!!!!!! Its a fab wee thing!

  • mission impossible

  • This isnt something to be laughing about, Because if he ever did reach & produced a foal. That would cause some serious confusions to the foal & the mares pregancy. Stupid fucking americans!

  • @MissEllisHinch - You know, every now and then I get a comment left on this video that amazes me. Please, if you don't mind, elaborate on your confusion theory.

    Also.... How did you come up with "american" stereotype? Not one of the accents represented are American.....

    I very much look forward to your reply.

  • @stevejoslyn i find your reply very funny. lol

  • @MissEllisHinch Sad they want to reproduce when mare doesn't have great conformation. Irresponsible breeders. Oh, and I'm a Responsible horse owner, And a proud American. Stupidity knows no international boundaries - don't assume all Americans are like these people and i wont assume you are narrow minded!

  • Hahaha, that's one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

  • awww i feel so sorry for him xxx

  • My little guy (miniature cross shetland) is having the same issue with a filly on the other side of the fence... they're both keen on each other, but there's a tragic size difference, and alas, a fence is in the way. It's just possible he may figure out how to work his way up high enough on the boards of the fence to get up there though. I wouldn't put it past him. Ambition can be a powerful thing.

    I might even offer stud service for free, the poor guy needs it.

  • get the poor thing a stool....

  • omg tht is so weird

  • I'd like to see a Clydesdale try and fit that massive cock into one of them mini horses' ass

  • wow..

    i think the penis is suitable for...

    maria ozawa..

    huhu.....xB

  • big ambitions for the little "big" fella

  • such a long long long penis

  • hahahahaha, idiot horse xD

  • very very sad :'(

    xD

  • Let the dude have some sex. Give him a stool. Best is when the female turns back to see what is going back there.

  • lol 2 fuuny!!! u can toatally tell that he his trying 2 fuck her sooo bad heak i wud b!!!

  • poor fella. i know the feeling =[

  • aww thats sad lol.

  • awe, poor li'l guy, he needs a boost, give him a stool or ramp or something, he's like god damn it not again...

  • that poor little mini is sayin god damit so close yet so far away and the mare is prolly saying wat the hell is he doin? lol

  • damn so sad

    lol

  • what a shame

  • I'll bet I could reach! MMM Randy mare!

  • give him a ramp

  • thats a small clydesdale

  • haha!!! that fucken funny ..poor little guy

  • GIVE HIM A MOUNTING BLOCK!

  • FAIL!!

  • would have made a lovley foal...

    poor little babyee!

    give him a mounting block!

  • MY LITTLE PONYS XXX

  • Stepladder?

    Viagra?

    A smaller mare?

  • lol!

  • oh! he's to small! she's to big! :(

  • oh my gosh, that's freakin hilarious. 'do you think she even noticed him there?' poor little guy.

  • poor bastard, look at his face afterwards :(

  • Get the little horse a box to stand on.

  • or a lot of phone books

  • just like humans

  • Awwh. Poor shetland! XDDDD

  • that mini looks like he needs a stepladder! hehe

  • thank goodness the little stud couldnt reach...the baby probly would have been deformed or miscarried...

  • @igotpink48 Why? I know a shetland pony x belgium gelding who went on to be a great barrel racer and a girl's dream horse.

  • that is so sad he looks preety sad

  • Poor lil horse needs some red bull.

  • this video makes my vagina happy

    <33333

  • Poor baby!

  • poor guy i would like to see a clydesdale/shetland pony mix

  • Get a step ladder XD

  • poor pony he dont grow up for this mission LLLOOOLLLL!

  • no its not porn, its breeding, part of life for half of horses

  • how fucken retarded.

  • GOOD LUCK!

  • he's obviously not a shooter...

  • get a stool for him

  • so that's what u call aiming high, nothing wrong witht that.lol

    typical male always reaching for what he cant have,what's what males and long legs huh....?sheeeeesh will they ever learn ...?..lol

  • ahh poor little frustrated guy

  • i say "If you cant reach it, eat it!"

  • zohahahah it is funny.Small big white and helpless puhahahaha

  • Strech! Give him a stool, LOL. The mare is just like what ever.

  • Or at least give him a hand ....

  • damn put him on someones shoulders u c he tryna get some pussy

  • You need to put the mare in a pit. a mare pit. This is how we breed mules. Mule mare mate in shallow pit and allows the stallion coverage. I would like to see mini clydsdale cross.

  • shit hi need some help man

  • use d chair for ur high dam girl

  • Better use your tongue!

  • RAPE RAPE RAPE!! lol

  • give the poor guy a step...

  • No choice, pussy licking

  • oh the poor little xD

  • the USDA will want to know about this. Especially if there is a foal. They want to know everywhere you take your horse. See nonais dot org.

  • Aww poor guy couldn't someone help him!!

  • Can't....reaaacch!

  • She will feel good when that long thing goes deep into her, I think that is what she probably wants!!

  • aww his dick waznt long e nuff! maybe if she bent over :D

  • He should try mating on stilts or sumthing! That would have been even better!!! XD

  • Agh. I know it is just horses ... but I am thoroughly disturbed

  • "Give him the chair!" PMSL! XD

    Bless. She didn`t even notice.

  • lolz

  • thats funny

  • Worth a try!!

  • Aww... poor guy. He can't quite reach. :(

  • When we used to raise sheep we had a "Mini" sheep who would really have to get a running start to get on the females. It was funny as fuck. :3

    Poor ol guy. :3

  • Absolutely hilarious!

  • You should have gone over and let him ram YOU

  • halarious

  • Get the pony a step ladder or a chair! Give him credit for liking big girls.

  • holy crap, owned.. omg that wud be so horrible.  they jus like us, cant get enuf of that ass, almost no mater how big... jus not quite long enuf there buddy.

  • rofl poor guy! x3

  • That was very....awkward.

  • Get the poor guy a box or something!

  • i know. huge boner with nowhere to put it..

  • no one needs to know that......

  • OWNED! xD funny

  • "Animals are only good to be eated!" says Roncadello, the loveless loser with poor grammar and NO VIDEOS up.

  • That IS a Shetland, it's an American shetty.

    o/~ I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. Wanna pull up tough 'cuz you notice that butt was stuffed.o/~

  • Owned :P

  • hahaha, nice one!

  • PWNED!

  • somebody get that horse a 2foot table

  • :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • "Almost buddy" xD I love the look on the mare's face as she turns her head. Classic! xD

  • haha..sucks to be a midget..even in animal kingdom

  • poor guy,,, didnt hav a chance </3

  • for a little guy he's got mad bitch's

  • hahaha the clydesdale is just standing there.... hehe i dnt thing she realised....

  • she's probably like.."um..is it in yet"??

  • lol

  • perhaps two pair of stilts.......

  • they should have lifted him up. lol

  • lmao

  • ha ha, poor lad, had his cake but couldnt eat it

  • seems like she was giving birth hahaha

  • it suck being short for him

  • Give him a hand!

  • that is far from being a clydesdale man

  • You obviously have no equine knowledge. She is a Sabino. Which is a white spotted Clydesdale. Typical of someone who's only ever seen a Clydesdale on a budweiser calander.

    Do your homework before you speak

  • poor little guy must have been disappointing for him.

  • haha! that just made my day. at least the genders weren't the opposite. that would be bad. O.o

  • hahahahahahahahaha i think the female would have atleast enjoyed herslef,lol^_^

  • That is so sexy!!!!!!!!

  • ngaw...he gave up xD

  • yazık yaaaa

  • that reminds me of me and my ex hahaha

  • ahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!! =]

  • Poor little horse, he just can't reach!

  • That poor little horse

  • yazik sana-altina teneke koy bari salak hayvan

  • LMAO, thats torture, poor midget horse haha

  • thats fucked up !

  • hehe

  • like i said on the second page with the platform...type in Give you my love... and click on the one with the description that says: miniature stud and appaloosa mare

  • poor pony!! LOL

  • LMAO!!

  • the other horse dont give a shit ha ha ha

  • HAHAHA

  • Aim High! At least he's ambitious!

  • This is funny...lol oh shitt...i can't stop laughing..the lil one he like like where da hell is the pussy ..he doesn't know that hes short..but his dick is bigger than mines lool

  • hes embarresed

  • perhaps two pair of stilts....

  • Bunch of sick ass people

  • Damn! I like his penis. He is wigglin' it sayin' "Damn, I can't find the vagina, man! Lemme in!" lol. Give 'im a platform, and watch as he sexes her to his heart's content. He'll probably nver stop, because he wants to get inside her SOOOOO badly. It's a wonder he can even get his forelegs on her. But his penis is too short. Trade it in, get a really long one, and then maybe he can reach. lol.

  • i feel bad for him i bet hes like "dam u woman youre too tall"

  • Well i think his owner should buy him a platform then, cos its not nice being short! Howz he meant to get his leg over at that hight!

  • "shes just so damn sexy" lol thats what i picture the pony saying...anyway u can breed a shetland with a clydesdale you just need a platform...im not kidding i know someone is laughing but they do that some times!!!

  • What if it is clydesdale vs shetland? platform wont work lol....i can imagin the male clydesdale will end up poking the female shetland's head wth his partner.

  • someone give him a stool!!..lol

  • poor lil guy! he is adorable! the mare was probaly laughing at him!

  • lmao poor lil guy

  • almost budy almost you can reach her you can reach her!

    midget pony pimp!

  • almost almost he gives up he gives up lol this has got to hert his feelings

  • 1st reach and then wish...lolz nice innovation

  • so sad. he needs to hit puberty

  • The horse dicks may be long but not long enough when your the size of that pimp.

  • Poor Pony..couldnt reach the pussy !!!!

  • How about gelding that poor bugger instead of keeping him frustrated and cranky.

  • someone giv that poor mite a stool!

  • They should freeze frame a photo from this and make it into a motivational poster about goals.

  • LOL! That's hilarious!

  • BUAHAHH! literally LOL-ed at that... awesome. i second this motion.

  • LOL!!thats funny

  • Poor horse. Bet she dumped him after that. He should find a little baby horse compainion!

  • Poor pony.(Poor that he didn't make it.)

  • poor boy just cuoldn't make it...

  • all he needs is for her to find a ditch to stand in! ha ha

  • Get up there! aww!

  • what a dwarf pony..cant reach the female horse..is that her mom? lolz

  • poor pony :( you should have helped him

  • not long enough buddy.!!!

    lolz

  • That was cruel for the little pony. Anyways, in proportion, the pony was well hung, he doesnt have to envy the clydesdale, unless there was really a clydesdale reaching what he cant in the video.

  • hahahahah!!!

    so cute.. go boddy!