You are a bad ass old guy. And I use the term "old" relatively, as I'm a youngin haha. But that was really impressive. Funny too. Thanks for the laughs
Lol... For those that don't know the mall ninja story, I think it should still be around if you google it. It all came about on some forum where these two guys were bsing back and forth... It's worth looking up I found it highly amusing.
@stone4451 well the combination of 2 reasons. 1 I had to crawl under those bushes to retrieve the stars that went all the way thru and it rained the night before and good old butt sweat! Lol those pants suck for that because they wick the moisture.
@Wolfbrother2501 lol I always go for the death shot! You see for a lesser ninja it's a distraction . That's why have to wear a mask! I try to stay out of those alleys but better watch out in the dark woods!
shuriken are used for distractions bro not "death shots" lmao. @ 2.20 nice grouping! "mall ninjas" in a constant sate of " a lil bit out of practice" lmao still better then most ppl i see out there
the phrase "wouldnt want to meet him in a dark alley" comes to mind lmao
I take it you had alot of fun in Japan. LOL That country rocks. I'm a real big fan of the food. and Traditional weapons of Asia. And also from Japan, POCKY STICKS! Great video! I liked this one and favorited it.
Hey buddy you're pretty handy with those throwing stars and a master with the nunchucks, and I certainly wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those head high kicks. Nice skills, anyway buddy don't worry about the trolls you have plenty of staunch friends and I'm just one of them. Take care keep up the good work.
@BohemianBruce Thanks Boss! I just put this up be a dork! I'm not too worried about trolls. It was more in response to MobF getting trolled by Yankeeprepper. I figured we could all use some levity and I'm not worried about acting like a idiot!lol
Mall Ninja! That name is just so damn funny. I really have to find a way to work that into a conversation sometime :) BTW, did you but those Shuriken down at the mall? After all, Ninjas gotta shop too right? ;-) Take care my friend.
@AussieMark909 You know I have know Idea where I got them. My mother was cleaning out her attic of all our old stuff and I found them in one of the boxes she dropped off. LOL! I had to get a little levity out, Things were getting too serious for my liking. Though if I can improve my accuracy I might have to EDC some Shuriken. :) If you can't make light of yourself who can you?
Dude Thanks I needed a good humored video to watch.. Man I almost choked on my beer when your were with the sword and busting a move.... Good stuff....
@wingman115 If only I could afford a Segway and a Mall security uniform. I would have to do a series, you know may at Walmart and Target and of course the Mall.
@micktheweld Well it was awhile ago but I studies Ed Parkers Kempo Karate (Jeff speakman used it in his Movies), Tae Kwon Do AMerican and Korean, and when I was living in Japan I studies Seishinkai Karate. But like I said A loong time ago.
@Jhyensyahoo Some troll posted that on one of my hoodlum vids. I believe he was trying to say I didn't know s about what I was talking about. I assume it means a guy who just buys the gear but can't use it.
I was rolling when you came out with that sword, but then you busted out some serious martial arts there! Im impressed, I thought I could move fast for 280 lbs, but I sure as hell cant do some of that!
You are a bad ass old guy. And I use the term "old" relatively, as I'm a youngin haha. But that was really impressive. Funny too. Thanks for the laughs
ultimatetaba 3 months ago
@ultimatetaba Lol! Thanks! And thanks for watching!. Have a great day!
ironmonkeyz 3 months ago
@silverstargazer thanks for commenting! Lol did you watch part 2?
ironmonkeyz 5 months ago
Lol... For those that don't know the mall ninja story, I think it should still be around if you google it. It all came about on some forum where these two guys were bsing back and forth... It's worth looking up I found it highly amusing.
SilverStarGazer 5 months ago
@diecaster yup rain +nylon pants = watch where you sit.
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
At 3:23 it looks like the "Mall Ninja" shit his pants,... LOL
DIECASTER 6 months ago
Who the f called this bad ass a mall ninja?
stone4451 6 months ago
@stone4451 well the combination of 2 reasons. 1 I had to crawl under those bushes to retrieve the stars that went all the way thru and it rained the night before and good old butt sweat! Lol those pants suck for that because they wick the moisture.
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
why were your pants all wet?
stone4451 6 months ago
@Wolfbrother2501 lol I always go for the death shot! You see for a lesser ninja it's a distraction . That's why have to wear a mask! I try to stay out of those alleys but better watch out in the dark woods!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
shuriken are used for distractions bro not "death shots" lmao. @ 2.20 nice grouping! "mall ninjas" in a constant sate of " a lil bit out of practice" lmao still better then most ppl i see out there
the phrase "wouldnt want to meet him in a dark alley" comes to mind lmao
wolfbrother2501 6 months ago
fawk yeah yous badass!!
elmajiko420 6 months ago
&dtac oh you gotta love the Pocky sticks! And not just the plain Jane red box ones they have quite the variety there!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
I take it you had alot of fun in Japan. LOL That country rocks. I'm a real big fan of the food. and Traditional weapons of Asia. And also from Japan, POCKY STICKS! Great video! I liked this one and favorited it.
Dtac25 6 months ago
Hey buddy you're pretty handy with those throwing stars and a master with the nunchucks, and I certainly wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of one of those head high kicks. Nice skills, anyway buddy don't worry about the trolls you have plenty of staunch friends and I'm just one of them. Take care keep up the good work.
BohemianBruce 6 months ago
@BohemianBruce Thanks Boss! I just put this up be a dork! I'm not too worried about trolls. It was more in response to MobF getting trolled by Yankeeprepper. I figured we could all use some levity and I'm not worried about acting like a idiot!lol
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Nice - pretty F'n agile at the end there. Funny as heck though overall. Props to you sir. ...wife even asked why I couldn't move like that anymore.
akachucknasty 6 months ago
@akachucknasty LOL, Well why can't you! hehehe
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Mall Ninja! That name is just so damn funny. I really have to find a way to work that into a conversation sometime :) BTW, did you but those Shuriken down at the mall? After all, Ninjas gotta shop too right? ;-) Take care my friend.
AussieMark909 6 months ago
@AussieMark909 You know I have know Idea where I got them. My mother was cleaning out her attic of all our old stuff and I found them in one of the boxes she dropped off. LOL! I had to get a little levity out, Things were getting too serious for my liking. Though if I can improve my accuracy I might have to EDC some Shuriken. :) If you can't make light of yourself who can you?
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Dude Thanks I needed a good humored video to watch.. Man I almost choked on my beer when your were with the sword and busting a move.... Good stuff....
wingman115 6 months ago
We need to see ya do that on a Segway! Now that would be cool....
wingman115 6 months ago
@wingman115 If only I could afford a Segway and a Mall security uniform. I would have to do a series, you know may at Walmart and Target and of course the Mall.
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
@ironmonkeyz Now that's a video series that would go viral !!!
wingman115 6 months ago
That was ace! I reckon you could still kick some ass! With 250lb behind it... It's gonna hurt! What martial art had you done?
micktheweld 6 months ago
@micktheweld Well it was awhile ago but I studies Ed Parkers Kempo Karate (Jeff speakman used it in his Movies), Tae Kwon Do AMerican and Korean, and when I was living in Japan I studies Seishinkai Karate. But like I said A loong time ago.
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Still have some agility buddy
TacticalHadoken 6 months ago
@TacticalHadoken Just image what I was able to do at 25 and 178lbs. :)
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
What do we think about American mall ninja on ice?
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
@Jhyensyahoo Some troll posted that on one of my hoodlum vids. I believe he was trying to say I didn't know s about what I was talking about. I assume it means a guy who just buys the gear but can't use it.
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
i know its an american thing, but what the hell is a mall ninga anyway ? someone who does sneaky shopping ???
jhynesyahoo 6 months ago
The elusive mall ninja gamer tag, awarded by keyboard commando's everywhere.
CliffStamp 6 months ago
If you only had a Security Guard Uniform! Damn, I need to get a Mall ninja sticker for my Mossberg now
McTerry79 6 months ago
make another video and just say mall ninja the whole time instead of talking for like 5 mins
holyfishhhy 6 months ago
Nice. Now for the Axe! Go get em' IronmonkeyZ
enriquesonora1500 6 months ago
@enriquesonora1500 Dang! How it the heck Did I forget the axe!!!!!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Damn, I really need to see you shit kick a troll in the face
MobFrenziedHomicide 6 months ago
2:15 3 to the heart!! SHURIKEN DEATH!
MobFrenziedHomicide 6 months ago
@MobFrenziedHomicide Yup! and that's without practise! You should see what I can do with a screw driver!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
@ironmonkeyz New vid...lol
I was rolling when you came out with that sword, but then you busted out some serious martial arts there! Im impressed, I thought I could move fast for 280 lbs, but I sure as hell cant do some of that!
MobFrenziedHomicide 6 months ago
@MobFrenziedHomicide LOL I used to be able to get down with the boys in chinatown but it's been a looooong time!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Guarantee I couldn't have done some of those moves without throwing my back out!
DocTacDad 6 months ago
Darth Mall Ninja!!!
DocTacDad 6 months ago
@DocTacDad LOL!
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Well Like I said I'm suprised I pulled any of that off :O Been at least 15 years since I tried it. ;P
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago
Damn I need to loose some weight!
LOL
ironmonkeyz 6 months ago