I searched up gameplay , which means it doesn't have you're fucking dashboard , the loading screen , the fucking story line ( which was ok but its not " gameplay " shit ) but seriously.. at 4:30 into the freaking video , the character finally moves... am i the only one gettig mad about this shit?! Haha
I also love, "come star in a game, get out of retirement, have a few laughs" (Die Hard spoof)... be sweet if he said someplace, "Yippee-Kiyay MotherFu... oops wrong script!" :P
Best lines in a game ever: "Great, an in-game tutorial, God I hate these things"... and "I think after 20 years in the industry I'd know how to fire a damn gun!"
LOL LOL LOL!
Uh oh, "sure hope you can read"... about half the gaming public is screwed now, rofl!
I've hear that this game sucks, alot... but... it doesn't look too bad. Hell, the only reason I'd probably buy the game, though, is because of the easy ass achievements. lol, getting an achievement just for pausing the game? That's a first... I think. XD, and I think this is probably the first game to have an achievement just for starting the game.
jesus christ this achevement rate is worse than the simpsons game pause the game and achevement ummm just begin it achevement fuck easy beginer points lol
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fucking SUCOM, MARIO Duke nuken,
FF all those games and more it make fun of the game is oky but I never heard of matt hazard for it to be talking trash about some of the well none game
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matt hazard make fun of a lot of well none games including halo 3 the funning thing is that he's washed up try to get back in the scene he"s a disgrace to all old school fps/3ps game they killed him back in the 80's matt hazard the name is some what destroy bc these idiot and ya halo will kill Matt hazard any year any day any hour any time any second
Skip to 1:30 if you don't want to watch the Xbox startup screens.
TysonCooley 1 month ago
does this game have good controls and is it good
MrSaintsrow 4 months ago
better than call of duty
lolmetaknight 6 months ago
Fuk x box 360 ps3 all da way
str8personal 8 months ago
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danielzinhofa 2 weeks ago
Whaa..the..fckk...
I searched up gameplay , which means it doesn't have you're fucking dashboard , the loading screen , the fucking story line ( which was ok but its not " gameplay " shit ) but seriously.. at 4:30 into the freaking video , the character finally moves... am i the only one gettig mad about this shit?! Haha
MrMikeeb00 9 months ago
stupid game blue blood stupid
SPPERBEY 9 months ago
6:05
Die Hard Reference! :D
Krow83 10 months ago
ha pause the game achivement classic
TheBadBloodX 1 year ago
hurrensohn
NaSEVoLLReC 1 year ago
Man....They should make another game that breaks the 4th wall with jokes about what games have nowadays.
CoDcomrade2 1 year ago
this game seems so random lol
robotman5 1 year ago
I dont think I've ever seen a funnier game
tennebanoit 1 year ago
Who likes this game i have it but still who likes it i like it do u guys
MrSniperguy2 1 year ago
easy achievments
MRdumful 1 year ago
isnt this a zombie game ???? :(?
MrDeleoni81 1 year ago
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sk8terboy216 1 year ago
this game is funny
jayejay02 1 year ago
You get an achievment....just for pausing the game.
JakFan13 1 year ago
This game is awesome
Hayato6417 1 year ago
Duke Nukem Forever will kill this game. This game looks retarded.
CainmosniMirrored 1 year ago
@CainmosniMirrored
DNF first has to come out and a cold day in hell will happen sooner.
Plus DN pretty much follows the same fucked up style of script. So bashing one means you pretty much just bashed the other jackass.
brokenwing36566754 1 year ago
@brokenwing36566754 I'm talking about the gameplay not the storyline you idiot
CainmosniMirrored 1 year ago
@CainmosniMirrored You do realize this game is a parody, right?
ENM173 1 year ago
@ENM173 Yeah, I know it's a parody and the story is funny but the GAMEPLAY sucks. It is repetitive and has shitty game mechanics.
CainmosniMirrored 1 year ago
@CainmosniMirrored have you realized how stupid your comments are?
malakaijub 1 year ago
@malakaijub Opinions are like assholes.
CainmosniMirrored 1 year ago
@CainmosniMirrored I'm sorry, how long has it taken for that game to come out? Years was it?
JakFan13 1 year ago
I also love, "come star in a game, get out of retirement, have a few laughs" (Die Hard spoof)... be sweet if he said someplace, "Yippee-Kiyay MotherFu... oops wrong script!" :P
rayne7806 1 year ago
Best lines in a game ever: "Great, an in-game tutorial, God I hate these things"... and "I think after 20 years in the industry I'd know how to fire a damn gun!"
LOL LOL LOL!
Uh oh, "sure hope you can read"... about half the gaming public is screwed now, rofl!
rayne7806 1 year ago
youre shooting a man in a 1000 dollare suit!.... C'MON!!!!!!
zachcow 1 year ago
4:31 Thats a hitman look :P
grantlockwood98 1 year ago
i want this game
progamer398 1 year ago
I've hear that this game sucks, alot... but... it doesn't look too bad. Hell, the only reason I'd probably buy the game, though, is because of the easy ass achievements. lol, getting an achievement just for pausing the game? That's a first... I think. XD, and I think this is probably the first game to have an achievement just for starting the game.
NeverendingTwilight1 2 years ago
Well, actually the simpsons game also had an achievement for simply pausing the game.
CrossoverWars 2 years ago
lol at 6:05 matt says a parody of a line from the die hard films.
melistentodeathmetal 2 years ago
is this for games on demand?
rexspal 2 years ago
I just want all the cutscenes, Who watched this after reading a Gamesradar article?
TheRealTaco87 2 years ago
The "Take 5" Achievment cracked me up.
Incrediboyhero01 2 years ago
lol this shit is funny
ttzdttearzfuk 2 years ago
Saw this game for £5 yesterday. I think it looks alright.
jscblah 2 years ago
its kinda getting annoying how u look at every achivement when you get them
funkytown489 2 years ago
they made this game for just fun, to make a joke about the gaming industry.... that is the whole idea behind this game, AND I LOVE IT!!!!
limpan126 2 years ago 4
why is there blue blood
flamingoman365 2 years ago
they are pixels
12inoneblow3 2 years ago
this game looks cool and stuff it's only 1 thing... blue blood??? seriously :/
tjorva13 2 years ago
its not blood, its code :)
swenzih 2 years ago
and theres an achievement for buying this game? thats a first, i think.
optimusprime224 2 years ago
what is this game about?
optimusprime224 2 years ago
huh looks like agent 47
coolsnape 2 years ago
This game sure is fun. I dont care if its repetitive. I dont regret buying this.
cybrid37 2 years ago 14
@cybrid37 The script ALONE made it worth while didn't it?
leaderstragg 1 year ago
the games at the intro: Contra-Duke Nukem 3d-James Bond-Bioshock-Morrowind/Oblivion-Mario Kart-Hitman?
henritje19 2 years ago
thanks for buying my game im sure youll enjoy it LMAO!!!!!
bored2bhereofgg 2 years ago 2
How would you say this game is? I read the reviews, but I want to know what others think.
DragonGodXIII 3 years ago
jesus christ this achevement rate is worse than the simpsons game pause the game and achevement ummm just begin it achevement fuck easy beginer points lol
london2wisconsin 3 years ago
hitman right?
F4M7 3 years ago
No.
Matt Hazard!
The most popular action video-game character ever to have known of his own existence!
*Dramatic cue*
Really, would a hitman game have 2D nazi's, cowboys and squirt guns in one level?
PwnzorBob 3 years ago 16
You didn't understood my question.
It is mocking hitman right? the suit it's similiar
F4M7 3 years ago 3
Huh... maybe it is.
But it doesn't seem right that a shooter game mocking shooter games would be mocking a stealth/shooter game?
Oh wait, it's probably mocking Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.
It seems more similar to that than anything else.
PwnzorBob 3 years ago
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fucking SUCOM, MARIO Duke nuken,
FF all those games and more it make fun of the game is oky but I never heard of matt hazard for it to be talking trash about some of the well none game
bobey49 3 years ago
I have absolutely no idea what you just tried to type out.
PwnzorBob 3 years ago 2
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matt hazard make fun of a lot of well none games including halo 3 the funning thing is that he's washed up try to get back in the scene he"s a disgrace to all old school fps/3ps game they killed him back in the 80's matt hazard the name is some what destroy bc these idiot and ya halo will kill Matt hazard any year any day any hour any time any second
bobey49 3 years ago
What.
Obviously you didn't get the game.
Matt Hazard is a fictional videogame hero that starred in several fictional (Non-existing) videogames that were extremely popular back in the days.
A disgrace? How do you know? None of the other videogames starring him ever existed, only in his (fictional) mind.
PwnzorBob 3 years ago 4
@PwnzorBob ummm never heard of it
hunter2834 1 year ago