Twilight Rant

[theamvgirlx]

I loved the end of your rant!

[miggleation]

Haha, me and my cat watched that together, you remind me of myself when i get in that mood- lol

[lilmoosic011]

No! Gang rape!! hahhaha

[brokinwand92]

are you sure she wasn't high as a kite or drunk during this?

[Vampima11]

What I don't understand why there are 23 dislikes if all the people who watch this are supposed to hate twilight. What they can't read. Frankly I think this is the best vid of my life.

[mina319]

i told a girl this one time i might not be as attractive or physically fit as Edward but i have the one thing that he doesn't have and its the one thing that's more important a personality

[zavion12345]

lol if u dont like it theres twlight helsing crossovers XD

[Aslara]

O, Jesus, all the same stupid questions!!!!!Shut up, jerks!!!!!Don`t poison the air.

[IcezerChannel]

Oh mah jebus!

[TheSwanheart]

I didn't find anything when I searched for "car swooping" D: xD

[lilake1]

i love you XD

[wingscreator]

You. Are. Awesome.

[bubbleboss1022]

I think I may love you.

[naruhinafan274]

you are now my new favorite person

[ElenaTheMonster]

Lol, "GOD IT WAS SO BAD!" XD

So true.

[Meeperish]

My aunt was all like: "You shouldn't be watching Japanese animes with words like 'damn' and 'hell' in it. That's not good!" I'm like: "So, it's okay for your twelve-year-old daughter to like Twilight with all it's vampires and werewolves in it?" I got so pissed off at that...

[OdetteSwanPrincess]

YOU ARE MY HERO.

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

Team Rachel!

[purplepandafromhells]

OMG YOU LIKE GREEN DAY AND HATE TWILIGHT AND ARE HILARIOUS!!! I love you :D

[inuyasha116]

i don't think she is stupid but stereotyped (which i hate that about her) i don't think she can really do anything useful against a vampire no matter how goofy they are made

[yanihatake]

look, 21 twitards were here.

[inuyasha116]

that is in any horror movie

[Fallen2grace]

lmao.

I love this.



[ChibiDarren]

3:47 That happens to me all the time? XD

[sharkladyindisguise]

You and I are of like minds. Awesome.

[Ordreon]

Vampires burn in the sunlight....BURN!

[ElenaTheMonster]

....And vampires are not sparkly, either. XD

[dragonmisstress]

lmao!!! even though i love the movies, i couldnt help but watch and laugh, and I think ur idea of Bella is sooo true. She is always gettin herself into trouble jus for attention, which annoys me while watching the movies.

but jus thought id let ya know i loved ur rant ^_^ xxx

[Bubsoffwgc10]

"did not swallow, but it sucked, and "Bitch you get off my Gazebo!!!" were so funny loool! They were the Best lines!!!

[tobirankai]

"And he bites her....wit his not-fangs."

BEST LINE EVER.

[Lukefonfabre9]

-gets bored and moves on to a different video- you don't summarize the story enough

[silfuryn]

@Lukefonfabre9 It's not a review mate, it's a rant... get with it...

[Lukefonfabre9]

@silfuryn I know its a rant, but she just tries to tell the story about it too much as opposed to, gee I dunno, telling what she doesn't like about it?

[silfuryn]

@Lukefonfabre9 Yes, and judging by this rant, she doesn't like the whole book...

[Lukefonfabre9]

@silfuryn ehh I guess you're right, I don't feel like arguing about it anymore though

[Troymobster]

Ehh I could have done better my darling

[1twilightgirlcullen]

i looooooove twilight but ur sooooo funny!!!!!

[thesuperlemonstation]

really hyper and kinda hot girll

[toucanmel94]

Did not swallow. but it sucked!..... priceless

[emomandy182]

I rofl when you went off topic w/ the mosquito thing LOLz

[darkshadow916]

i did google car swooping..and car swoop..THERE WAS NOTHING!!!!!!.....btw this video is funny :P

[Soulcalibur363]

lmao I agree whole-heartedly with everything you said. Bella and Eddy need to die

[AlexBaby1234Sims]

i swear. James should've killed Bella

but no. she didnt.

[Spongecatdog]

High five!!oi do you like the Vampire Diares books better?(because they dont have sparkling gay/lesbian things of what-zits)

[Paegodude]

the bad thing was, Twilight was the best of the 4 books. it goes -best to worst- Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, then the STUPID IDIOTIC DIE-IN-HELL Breaking Dawn!

[MariusMMS]

this girl is cute :3

[masivefaddy]

That just about explains FAIL in Twilight. Rumor has it Stephanie Meyer (is it?) didn't come up with the original story. Some guy wrote it and she took it, and probably modified it, continued it... I wonder if the guy's original was any better.

[cellofreak49]

I miss vampires when only goths liked them.

[SuperSteve180]

I love fellow Twilight haters. Burn in hell Twilight!!!

[gibson82650]

"his sperms good it makes good babys" i loled...soo loud...i woke up the whole house

[PoliomanGamer]

Picture paranoiac sexist regulations on YouTube: for every time you say penis you must say vagina.

[UP3NDi]

edward is a faggot fairy sparkling vampire that watches teenage girls a hundred years younger than him sleep. bella is a freaking retarded cross-eyed bitch (look at her expression throughout the movies, shes cross eyed or not focused 90% of the time) that doesnt know how to act. jacob is taylor lautner, that makes him hot, but that fucking wig ruins his whole look he look so damn ugly with that stupid wig. oh man and that gay baseball scene..

[phantomturtle44]

Yes! DEATH TO BELLA!!!! I hate her fucking guts and she deserves to die for being so stupid!

[bloodprincess800]

I agree with you 100 %. Twilight is a piece of romantized shit. It uses non white people as villains, is about Mary Sues, and ruins the reputation of vampires everywhere. -_-

[Nightsinger]

so, how drunk were you when you made this?

[basketcase23]

@Nightsinger Completely sober. :]

[JulianusFlavius1]

@basketcase23 yeah... she was high!

[WoodedOwl]

@basketcase23 You're absolutely sure you want to stick to it. Maybe it was a allergic reaction then.

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

@basketcase23 You sure?

[pimmerwood]

@Nightsinger Nice!

[Deories]

@Nightsinger lol thats what I was thinking

[MrsPopilicious]

You can swoop in with a car? Nice. Hahahah!

[Lina12000]

I <3 Twilight but I was LMAO!

[thesideshowman212]

I tried to read it in the store. I got in three pages. I promptly put the book back and picked up a Michael Crichton novel. I promptly bought it. I never looked back.

[pjbeezy]

bitch you get off my gazebo

[tootoolafroo]

even edward's sperm is shit, the baby tries to murder her.

I freakin hate twilight...

[TheBookwurm82]

you know vampires are creatures of the night right. you know that i know that so why doesnt stephenie meyers knows this.

and you know what pisses me off about this book and vampires in general? The Sun!

Why is it that sunlight reveals them for what they are? wouldnt it make more sense for the moonlight to reveal them for what they are since they are creatures of the night after all.

p.s. i hate twilight too.

[cullenfan230]

WTF...!!!

[cullenfan230]

WTF...!!!

[HauntingBlackness]

all twilight is is shit.

[HauntingBlackness]

ya he's like "i'm sorry for five minutes than james comes and hurts her a bit more.

[HauntingBlackness]

bella is stupid. she never does anything. Vampires should have fangs

[HauntingBlackness]

call my mom take my pants off. Hahaha.

[beachbumb7794]

HAHA LOVE IT! i totally agree with you !

[rainbowIchigo]

"CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO WHEN MY MOM CALLS. I TAKE MY PANTS OFF."

fucking lmao

[juggalo37]

this was awesome you made my night

[TimeTravelingAcorns]

hahahaha I like you, you're funny

[yuuuuuknow126]

OMG i lold so hard on the part where u were talkin about how if ppl got bitten by misquitoes they would turn into misquitos or whatever IDK but u made it sound hilarious YOU ROCK. i love ur rants

[yuuuuuknow126]

omg this rant is HYSTERICAL. idk why but i googled car swooping and i didnt really find nothing.

[escapethefateluvr1]

I LUV your rants because they are so true. Twilight was the worst vampire book/movie I have ever seen. I wish more people hated Twilight instead of loving it.

PS who has vampires without fangs?

[kittensrcute16]

Why did you read all the books if you don't like them

PS funny rant

[basketcase23]

@kittensrcute16 I think she had read the books before they got mega popular and she wanted to finish the series.

[kittensrcute16]

@basketcase23 Ohhhh it is still really funny

[kittensrcute16]

@basketcase23 thats what my sister did

[Yuimachan]

@kittensrcute16 So she knows what shes talking about and isn't just hating it for no reason. 

[PokedexT1]

@kittensrcute16 u cant really judge something if u dont read it urself

[supermanxrock]

lmao this was funny you look hyper lol

[hottaco11]

its horrible cuz everyone at my school loves Twilight, and i need more friends that agree with my hate for this retarded book and movie. lol

[Edwardlover222]

i know, i hate that seen why the hell was she in her underwear, and what if charlie walks in, like what the hell?

[1Dudelove]

Isn't it stupid how Edward has to save Bella from becomming a vampire, yet she wants to be a vampire later on...Why not just let her turn now and save everyone 3 more books of useless sniveling drivel.

By the way, I'd love to see Edward try and fight a REAL vampire, like Alucard from Castlevania, or Blade, or heck, even Count Chocula!

[AkatsukiWolf123]

I know! If he met a REAL vampire, he's mess his pants! XD

[pinkvain]

hahahaha "So he bits her with his no fangs, its like a horseshoe on her arm." EPIC!!! LMAO

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Someone needs to lay off the coffee....X-D Great video.

[t70x]

I lol'd

[bouncingbaka]

LOL. Awesome vid. I agree. It really is a story that sounds like it was written by a fucking 10 year old. Fuck Twilight. Sad thing is, most people don't even know the name of the actors that played Edward or Bella.

[MissJones1223]

Luv it! So tru girl. Come check out my rant! Urs is way funnier,but I still made a few good points!

[Ninox37]

Twilight has gone too far. It needs to be banned.

[1bulma1]

ymy thoughts exactly, we need to unite and stop thiis horrible book

[luffylawkidd]

Oh man, I saw the Twilightsucks forums and the fans are phsychotic! I mean beating, threatening to kill and even killing pets! Dear god, it's just UNBELIEVABLE!

[anticare]

LOL.

[888tho]

cool my name is rachel and i hate twilight

[DrBreakfastMachine]

Twilight is a possible candidate for "Worst Thing Ever Created By Humans." Worse than the holocaust, worse than the Spanish Inquisition, worse than all warfare and murder put together, WORSE THAN JOEL SHUMACHER'S BATMAN AND ROBIN. That's pretty bad.

[Ninox37]

@DrBreakfastMachine

I am part Jewish and part Russian, and I will even say that WW2 was not near as bad as Twilight.

[angel271995]

lol nice Rachel said the word ANYWAY 16 times lol FAVE PART: mosquito bite...lol i laughes sooo hard :)

[angel271995]

Rachel, oyur rants bring me to rears (from laughing) everytime i watch them. even though im a twilight fan (not an obsessive one) I LOVE your rants :) you should totally make more vids and rants :)

[roxanne410]

YAY ! someone who understands my pov :D

[DarkLilAngel12]

Continuing on, ritsu, is the principal of Seven Moons Academy-IS A PEDOPHILE! He turned soubi into a pedophile. Both are really hot. Yep, y'all heard me, i rag on about people loving a 100 somethin' vamp (*cough* lies *cough*) but I love a forty year old ( give or take a few) sadist. Manga kicks butt. I Am not like this for real people. Anyway, Watch it, read it, hitsugayafan did a good abridged. you sound likesomeone's abridged soubi actually. "I'm really pretty". your video remined me.

[DarkLilAngel12]

First: This is not my account. i'm the the one speaking the, not the person who owns this account. If you leave nasty comments, i'm going to get Soubi to rape you all! Quote belongs to hitsugayafan. i can't spell. Basketcase, I love you. THAT WAS SO HELPFUL!!! you should read loveless by yun kouga. 12 year old boy is new kid in school, doesn't find vampiresHE FINDS PEDOPHILES! Okay, he Meet soubi out of school, who is just standing smoking by school entrance. WHY DON'T THEY CARE? run out of spa

[emoparty101]

oh my GAWD!!!!!!!! i love u sooooooo much hehehehehehehehehehe

ur hilArious!!! ~TEAM RACHEL!!!~

[UlqiYoru]

omg hilarious~

[ThePumpkinSmashers]

well they rnt canadians. ain smart nuff. I AM 100% AMERICAN!

[vegetoe01]

A ditty is a song you fuckwad.

Also, epic fail, you are an embarrassment.

[DemonicRemption]

OMG! BASKETCASE23 I LOVE YOU! Simply because of the reason that you mention that vampires have fangs, but the fact that they're not always Emo. You see I created a vampire character named "Marlin" who is a cheerful, adventurous, bubbly kid who struggles with his vampirism.

[thewickedrobot]

We all know she is a huge fan! haha. vvvvv

[Mittens261]

yea but if i say im not it has more effect on my point!

[Mittens261]

okay honestly, It's not like im a huge twilight fan but seriously like people who rant about it are way too much. I don't get the point of this. We know the story. You know it all too well for someone who hates it. As sick as I am of those who are all lovey dovey over twilight i'm equall tired of those who rant about it.

[DemonicRemption]

That's because you don't understand their pain... We're talking about people who have high expectations for a book because it's popular... But like me, many see why the book is so popular yet notice so many flaws that they just have to let out their frustration, and ranting is one of those ways.

[Sonetodecirene]

How can someone hate something if they don't know it well?

[sarinei16]

i love you, you are officially in my top ten favorite people list...but in the top 5. I have thought about doing a rant on this stupid SHIT but i would lose it and probably end up killing something, so thank you for expressing my thoughts, pretty much i feel exactly the same. I love how you acted everything out, and i remember reading the book and the whole time i was just praying bella would just die!! But of course it never happened, and in some alternate world vampires have fertile sperm, yep

[peanutbutterrox101]

even though i luv twilight this video is awesome~!

[DeathCrusaderX]

vampire can only be killed by holy water/sunlight/stake*what's a stake*

and i agree twilight sux......

[MADNINJA2500]

I read like a few paragraphs of Twilight and said " Wow, Myer's writing style sucks". And gave up on it. I don't know much about vampires, but I probably would write a lot better series, that's has realistic characters and it's gonna be hilarious.

[NoFairytaleRomance]

i can't believe i used to like this twilight crap, now it makes me sick!! brilliant rant though!!

[WhiteEquine]

Lovin' the "FWOOSH" at 1:18 =p

[skythehawk]

Beautiful rant! You are so freakin' funny and true! XD 5/5 stars! ^^

[randikajamai]

lol funny girls are cute!!

[yuskisakura]

So funny cause it's so true xD

[lovelinz13]

LOL I LOVE UR HAND MOTIONS!!!

[sharkhead5000]

twilight and new moon are just some rip offs of some animes

twilight=just a stupid knock off of blood and vampire knight

new moon=wow its soooo different from wolf rain except their total alike

[Ghanjadude420]

"I was here the entire time!"

"No, you were over at your ca-!"

"SHHHHHH!"

Brilliant. 5 stars for you.

[RoseyPoseyTosey]

yup it sucks.

[gzephier]

this white is a true white girl because she doesnt like twilight.

[sweettourment]

haha i so agree on everything, she shouldve mentioned the sun = sparkling diamonds crap wouldve been even funnier if thats possible

[ThirdChild01]

twilight was garbage put out to boost hot topics profits because emo kids have nothing better to do than read shitty books and act like they are going to shows.

but yea anyone that reads books knows there is no character development or defined plot. so its perfect for fake intellectuals that just so happens to be 40% of american kids.

[gzephier]

its all too true. twilight is just a way for rich people to recycle their wealth.

[battle3000]

sorry the books are HORIABLE!!! and the movie is even worse. some people need to just accept it. the books lack anything that makes a good story i mean really.... how many times can you say " you smell good i want to eat you" over 3 books and still have a deal with publishing? i really dont know but really. watching my lil bro sleep was more interesting then this story. oh yeah and VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN THE SUN LIGHT!!! THEY BURST INTO FLAMES!!!!!

[SarahRocks000]

Best video ever. I was laughing so hard i coughed on my bear jerky. Well anyways its was the best rant ever! Props to you

[Brooklyn2400]

well she explained twilight the movie ( really bad barely like the book) she did not explain the book ( way better than the movie) very corney and silly. stephenie meyer just wanted to put a different twist on vampires thats all!!!!!!

[musicAL722]

But Stephenie Meyer doesn't know how to write. And the characters are poorly developed. And the majority of the story makes no sense; it's just two people falling in love...but it's not really love, it's lust. They love each other within days of meeting. That's ridiculous.

[here4good]

1:11

that's actually an improvement.

[xKellyRocksLifex]

This is too accurate about how I feel on this book, hahaha, it's like looking into a mirror, when I tell people about why I hate Twilight, haha.

[FantasticalDreams]

That was SO funny. Loved it :D

[SweetViolentKisses]

OMZ!! I LOVE IT!! THAT WAS EPIC!! so kool! I so agree with you on that!! ^^

[Ironhide3013]

Finally a video i can relate too this is so hilarious!!!

[jokergirl12097]

"Girl with the face and the attitude" XD

Lol at the mosquitos. <3

[areyoukidding]

Twilight sucks! ^^

[WareWulf1408]

And yes, naturally, I take my pants off when I call my mom too!

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[SteFennie]

This isn't so much a rant, as it is you breaking down the entire novel/movie with some poor attempts at humour.

[sawfan1]

you sounded too excited whenever you acted like Bella lol. The actress that plays her is terrible.

[norafilms]

Oh my God, freaking hilarious.

I LOVE you.

xDDD

That was amazing.

[TheHouseNewsCrew]

twilight is crap edward is a mary-sue bella is a bitch and the plot is one big fail and wasnt there some werewolfs or something stupid next book they wil add zombies and lockness monsters that fart fire and god dammit since when did vampires glitter GLITTER thats so stupid every one in the movie is a bitch or mary-sue i wanna kill everyone the stupid movie they make vampires look like mary-sues and mary-sues suck i mentioned that lot so you all know my hatred wath karin that will clear up alot

[peacewarriorangel]

You're funny

[shimauma42]

I like the "get off my gazebo!" tho....

[shimauma42]

Jeebus????

[pocketwatchgirl]

Woah, awesomeness here. XD the screaming in the movie was just funny - kirstin stewart wailing in the background and nobody really doing much about it.

[TheKikiProductionz]

OMG !!!! u r soooo funny i loved the mosquitos!!! hahahahah

[iJuwls]

Yep, i hate it 2

;DD

[D3LiNQU3NT09]

gudgud for the 1st tym ive heard agyal h8 twilight ur fukin amazin twilight is a fail id rather watch pokemon

[deideisempai134]

XD "you smell good BLAHHH!!! she's dead. end of story." you rock, or rather the girl in the video rocks :P

[deideisempai134]

you rock!

[Pc3out]

lol oh hello I didn't see you come in.

[OtakuSapien]

"bitch u get off my gazebo!" awsome!

[animestar1893]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU XD "girl with the face and the attitude" "CAR SWOOPING!!" "oops call my mom: TAKE MY PANTS OFF!! instant reaction"

[RoseRed12393]

I love you and your rant, it's absolutely brilliant.

[mishmeleofdeath44]

i live in washington and i can't stand it...everyones like lets go see a damn house whoop de freakin do...go take your shit somewhere else >_>

[hacksaw97]

oh hello, i did'nt see you come in :P

[inventiveinsanity]

I saw me come in.

[SteveeAlbino]

Bella San

Because her only use in life is a walking womb and being a human baseball bat

what kinda lover uses their lover as a baseball bat

[airtwilight]

funny and true

[Lemoncode]

This is a rant not a skit. Stop jumping around.

[alysbabiee]

hahaa i love this its so funny... "omg my legs broken" coz james stomped on her hahaa

[abbyghost1]

um....have you not heard? authors do this thing where they take a story and make it their own...its called fictional writing...sooo if she wants to make her vampires sparkle, then she's free to do so. should i just make a rant about your outfit?