Failed Pick-up Lines: SAMMY Edition

[exchangebot]

Lol. Look at the video tags!

[Wilsondano1]

OH IM SORY 

[Stuck2Death]

I useally go for 13 year olds but can i have ur number xD

[Eddtastic100]

6:44 AHAHHAHA

[Crusherdub]

7:30 says "sorry"- WHAT A PUSSY BITCH!

[mrtamnus1]

OMG I AM FROM THE 909

[chinkyboi93]

when the pick up lines work they don't know what to do LOL

[Vballdude17]

Typical way that Sammy rolls, getting denied by women.

[Joekerstudios]

filmed with a toaster

[wiktorpolak]

It's pain to watch this. I mean really.. It hurts my soul when I watch this video.

[BobbyB924]

As funny as this is, things like this should not be on the internet. This coming from an alumnus of the fraternity. Tell me how this inculcates "such ideals as will result in actions worthy of the highest precepts of true manhood, democracy, and humanity?"

[ashmon24]

Sorry were from canada?

[umadbruuh]

1-709-899-3599

[TeamWordsmithTV]

"then go back to Canada" lolol

[MrGdawg818]

i didnt see a single fail

these are all wins

[huntersteel306]

lmfao B my L on your Tees

[noved15]

6:53 to 7:24

i can see this working on a pissed of dog >.>

[Devin6408]

Wow, lot of these are just so awkward it made me cringe. Are most guys really like this when talking to women?

[marqAKAQ]

Oh shit I didnt know this was at Las Vegas. Shout out to Bonanza High School! Cimmaron's gay af! Haha

[derogatoryword]

These guys crack me up so much. Makes me wana go out and try this on dudes, see how it plays out.

[dodmoful]

Twat-Blocking Whore @ 3:15

[dodmoful]

Why do girls act so cocky around other girls?

[StarBurnedOut]

6:00 woooooow he actualy got the numbers

[StarBurnedOut]

OOOOOH DAM THAT CHICK RODE HIS ASS XD

[davidsaintcrystal]

You guys are awesome. Laughed my tits off.

[Dustywins1]

in any interaction one person is reacting more to the other whoever reacts less has more power

[niterainbow47]

Ugly guys suck. Guess i'm not getting any thumbs ups.

[niterainbow47]

Ugly guys suck.

[adrielsinfo]

Wow, ya know I know a place that can help you with this. meetnewpeoplez (dot) com has some great tips for this kind of thing....

[georgiadawg296]

your fraternity sucks dick, skinny jeans,CARGO SHORTS,flatbills, black people, take a lap

[AestheticStallion]

Guy at 2:10 could of saved it.

"No, sorry im married"

"Yea well I have a toaster"

"So?"

"Oh I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

[trollcatz]

then go back to canada!! haahhah

[callofdoody21]

im so tryin these!

[JazzHill]

afcs

[MrGregva]

oh don't worry about it bitch :/ lul

[babe2you]

If somebody asked me if i farted i would be like yes . they'd be like O.o

[xzxCHIPxzx]

Most of the idiots here don't realize that they are trying to fail, thats why its failed pickup lines. Otherwise they wouldnt work it on fat chicks now would they?

[lolololololol978]

It wasn't the lines they were obviously nervous and couldn't work the lines. Look at simple pickup's channel, they can pick up girls using stupid shit because there confident, they look confident, they talk confident. You don't go up to a girl and go umm, umm, umm, umm, then make fun of them when you get rejected. Don't act like a weirdo you know? They gave up not the girls.

[JimLedRock]

Was this at Providence mall!????

[geico39]

What the heck is Jail bait?

[Hellscope1]

@geico39 Underage girls, usually states in the US make the age of consent 17 or 18, anything below will land you in jail if you are above 18. So Jail Bait (it's bait to jail)

[geico39]

2:36 That girl is married??? O.O I don't believe that one bit, but if she's telling the truth, then damn she looks young.

[MissingKor86]

yoo hoo~ it's Las Vegas~

[rico2macias]

4:53 call her, LIKE if she answers LOL

[rico2macias]

4:53 call her

[memohavok]

3:20 trolled hard

[DEIMOSLOL]

7:35 AHAHAHAHHAHA

"Not Bad"

[parkourisfun90]

Nice facial Lol

[GrahamHorgan]

Excuse me? Can i take a picture with you. Now i like that one.

[CBasie2856]

@GrahamHorgan

Does that work for everyone?

[GrahamHorgan]

Nice shoes, would you like to have sex?

Ha, come on like!

[pinoy162]

Is this in meadows mall

[ImThatGuy271]

He said are u free tonight or do I have to pay. . LMAO!

[gongxia649]

then go back to canada rflo ahahahahahahahah

[gongxia649]

One of the best PU videos on youtube. I learnt a lot not to do this kind of crap from you guys. Thanks.

[EWirtz34]

You have nice skin, can I wear it? No? Alright.

[conjay44]

way to dress like your in a fraternity



[TurdFerguson119]

this is the worst frat ever

[vhoncruzada]

can i have subtitle for the lines... i can't hear all.. thanx

[EpicNostra]

Don't worry BITCH :D

[armaggedonized]

6:52 - 7:24 wtf?

[iMountainJew]

Im engaged. Great can I have his number? :L

[picklezenator]

you have nice skin...can i wear it? lmao i bet that was the root of some nightmares. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!

[SuperSkuxxDeluxx]

lemme holla atcha lemme holla atcha hahahaha

[UseMeHolly182]

3:20 - 3:43 reminds me of a conversation on the Sims.

[iloveursis]

@UseMeHolly182 LOL

[DougieFwesh]

LOL. IM GAY ACTUALLY WORKED XD

[horsegirl211184]

sorry we're from canada hahaha

[Mazenheim]

909 569 5567

[zZoiks]

@Mazenheim 555 555 5555

[kristinaaa29]

I wanna call that girl

[zheddie]

i hate girls...:p

[Wilsondano1]

I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WTF THE BLACK GUY IS TALKING ABOUT IN THE MALL WHAT

[Ahausb]

"im uh im gay well im not gay anymore" i used that playing around with a girl at school and it worked haha

[KhurshidMJ]

I think these guys wanted to make a pick up video, but due to rejections had to make a FAILED pickup lines video :P

[danthordan]

If you kept making these videos you could've had a lot of subscribers and been a youtube partner by, now making money off it

[Fernandez218]

the other failed pick-up lines are better. still funny though.

[TheAudir8driver]

im from the 909 area code like at 5:00 (:

[kldnamedcudder]

lol jailbait!!

[TacticalPilon]

im from quebec and i laughed my ass off LOLOLOL

[dsk803]

"why are those people filming us?"

"oh don't worry about it bitch!!" hahahaha

[MrClayton871]

Hey Nice Shoes Wanna Have Sex

[34isanumber]

man ...put some fucking muscles on you and you will get a date

[kovermeh]

20 2

[Soluble100]

FUNNY

[saste]

yeah

and some of them worked

[MrMutazmarouf]

sorry we're from canada . then go back to canada

[jlin9268]

PLEASE MAKE MORE!!



[HaileyDancesForMCB]

umm how do u pick up girls by telling them your parents were killed?

[mikei4455]

@HaileyDancesForMCB I know it's freakin hilarious

[tonybologna3]

the drunk driving line is the best.

[crunchtimebernard]

guy:my parents died in a drunk driving accident would you like to go out

Girls:were from canada

guy:then go back to canada

lol

[binyamj]

HAHA the last dude with the voice overs was the best...UNBEFUCKINLIEVABLE!

[dullahan1847]

Some of these are scary

[Impetrate420Justice]

3:27 Typical sim's reaction

[Zaepg]

These are painfully awkward.

[03LSDime]

"then go back to Canada"  LMFAO!!!!!!!

[kaaskiller666]

wtf...

[peteryang92]

"are you free tonight or do i have to pay" DZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!

[5457tommy]

1:25 oh wait, did you just fart?

[5457tommy]

1:25  oh wait, did you just fart?

[Theendstreet]

hey nice shoes wud u like to have sex ?? hahh whaaa

[mohaa7]

the voice in the end is very familiar. from which clip or movie its similar to?

[firefighter91109]

hilarious guys

[Wilsondano1]

black guy is cringe

[Glorthac]

lolocaust!

[Great1holiday00]

3:45 she spotted the camera :D

[LegandMI]

you guys have some seriously huge balls

[RockySeven7]

amazing that 5:00 works!

[iMooTube]

you have nice skin ... can i wear it?

are you free tonight, or do i have to pay?

[pingpongyul]

Then go back to Canada! hahahaha

[irrevenant3]

Ha! Judging by the reaction "Did you fart" actually worked okay - she thought it was pretty funny.

Some of these the fail seems to be due to the delivery rather than the line. If you mumble and have to repeat yourself it ain't gonna work no matter how good the line. And reading it from a sheet of paper? Yeah...

[GolfTutorials]

@irrevenant3 there doin it on purpose to mumble and stuff it makes it funny to see that there insecure.... and the one from the piece of paper was also on purpose if you hadnt noticed ;)

[phenomenom20]

" I'll melt in your mouth not in your hand" lol

[phenomenom20]

"hmmm nice facial I can give you one at my place" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[enobarf0123]

"o dont worry about it bitch" :LOLOLOL

[DiabloTheGreat]

Can I B my L on your T's? haha

[zomb3kill3r]

does anyone else watch these and just feel sooooo embarrassed for them lmao *facepalm*!!

[sofreshboyz]

Lmao I love this

[peterlol21]

i thought the only language they spoke was i surrnender ahahahaha

[PlyLilian]

"sorry, we're from canada"

[TheSh3r1FF]

Hi! Wanna have sex? looooooooooooool

[gordodacat]

the broad in yellow at 1:11 uhmm definitely Aal material!

[aaron11892]

hey nice shoes, wanna have sex?

[101BiggDick]

excuse me miss your flies undone i can see your dick. CLASSIC

[LegandMI]

i just laughed for 9:51 seconds strate

[GamingObsession]

has to be the black man to talk about facials haha

[malkavianantitribu]

some of those would work if the guy had more confidence and wasn't mumbling.

[HIGHandFLYandRYE]

you have nice skin...can i wear it.

ahaha laughed so hard

[kbass302]

1-909-569-5567

OWNED!!!

5:00

[icecream400]

@kbass302 lol call it or something, im afraid to

[kbass302]

@icecream400 hahahah!! i sooo will next time im with ym friends for a rpank call.

[gounc93]

girls at 6:35 seriously so desperate lol

[Viviiyeeen]

@gounc93 hahahahahaa those are stupid teenagers.. 14 year olds who arent afraid of anything..

[hurican310]

Girl:"I have a boyfriend"

Guy:"Then take yo faithful ass home then Biotch"

[djnhard]

excuse me lady's i usually go for 13 year olds but you'll due) lol that was fucking hilarious.

[xXxLaneyRoarxXx]

are they in the westminister mall? im 99 percent sure

[eldiablov2]

@xXxLaneyRoarxXx nahh this is in Vegas

[CallMeManyo]

can anyone tell me what these guys use to hear their voice when there far away from the camera?

[12waleed]

@CallMeManyo i think it microphone

[Alexzz7217]

"touchy subject" with the guy scratching his balls at 6:12

[ChAzR89]

most epic ever " nice facial" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

[ferismuller22]

9095695567 hello alex

[Menhim21]

I'm gona try the bi line ; )

[MrRudale]

how did "i'm gay" work as a pick up line?

[Menhim21]

@MrRudale reverse psychology; the girls will wonder why he's not into woman and therefore want to get his attention to them ; )

[XKwiziteRecords]

@MrRudale Jail Bait...

[Magicman2550]

haha blow my load on some tits hahahaaha

[sarahlovelp]

oh dont worry about it bitch LMAO xD

[born2leader]

@nipkicker But quebecoise are pussies tho so they surrender by nature

[langtubip]

Pretty good

[flex2125]

oh canada

[136goodbye]

4:09 damn hahahaha

[mchaplya1]

the greatest thing is that even though the pickup lines are bad, girls still stick around half the time!

[19283746574839210]

lmfao the nigger at like 5;30 just asked a blonde if she wanted his cum in nd around her mouth

[theworm788]

SO AWKWARD

IT HURTS

[clipp15]

hahahaha you can actually call the girls at 4:45! i did and the chick picked up!!

[jammylad393]

"Nice facial" hahahahaha Im laughing so hard Im going to explode

[djShinser]

Where you from? Quebec? Oh, I thought the only language they speak there is I Surrender. MEAN.

[XXdemonicSinXX]

Oh dont worry about it bitch xD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[gongxia649]

then go back to canada hahahahahah

[MrBarada123]

2:43 was win she just had married

[ninryokuandpie]

rofl "I really need to blow my load on some tits can you help me out?"

[IAmBeccaHearMeRawr]

Seriously, can I please.. Just walk around with my friends and do this? One day? Please? Soon?! I'd totally do it.