YouTube Poop: Edward Cullen Falls Onto A Bed Of Nails

[rockworm503]

the end made me laugh uncontrollably all that and its a Pirates trailer. Damn hollywood confuses me now.

[Pimpywimpy25]

"Have you considered...erectal dysfunction!?!"

[TheBestDoggyLover]

i laughed at the apple part when the music changed XD

[deathrifle]

Forever

Begins

Now

Forever

Begins

Forever

Pingas

[girizhot]

Edward disliked this video 23 times while Harry Potter liked this video 227 times!HARRY POTTER FTW!!!

[chipmunkspy5]

@girizhot OH YH! HARRY POTTER <3

[dave8594]

You, Sir, have taken a perfect Poop.

[WhinnyHorse]

I need a link to the yakkity sax video

[timmyt333]

FOREVER PINGAS FOREVER

[buffypython]

You should've changed "You're impossibly fast" to "You're impossibly fat."

[MyIdolIsGaara]

..Can't WAIT to see THAT movie.. right.

[MyIdolIsGaara]

Maybe I'm.. a faggot.

[pancakehiatt]

This is the best poop I've ever seen

[Halfadomino]

Chad Warden"

[LastStand2010]

Faggot: Say it out loud.

Bimbo: Chad Warden!

[iiCookieCrumblez]

you turned shit into gold :D

[CattleBruiser2008]

forever... begins... now... forever... begins... forever... begins... PINGAS!

[DynamicScherzo]

Shit, but still better than all the books and films put together.

[mealsonwheels111]

only the chad warden bit was funny

[halowarrior1000]

Say it! "Chad warren" or " Chairwohl"

[queenpinkers]

I like twilight but I do also like spoofs of them because it so funny.

[OpionatedPenguin]

@ muga95

tell me about it. it was gay, lame, and retarded. it was barely better than the movie.

[Girlover1337]

I love when edward says:

He's never-(RICKROLL)NEVERGONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN

[Mairorah]

Youtube poop is the only thing making a worthless piece of crap decent in this occasion. ........Twilight sucks.

[muga95]

this is FUCKIN retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gun00]

Why would you put the links to other videos right in the fucking middle of the video,

are you fucking retarded?

[4rcit4]

You noticed them, didn't you?

[Gun00]

@4rcit4 Obliviously.

It ruined the video.

[4rcit4]

@Gun00 You do realise you can just switch them off, right? I wouldn't put them right in the middle if you couldn't just click a button to remove them!

[BinLadenMustDie368]

@4rcit4

lolz!

[DementedXShenzi]

it'd be funny if someone replaed all the "kills" with "fucks"

Laurent: Victoria won't be happy about my fucking you

Bella:Fucking me?

Laurent: Don't worry, I am doing you a kindness. Victoria plans on fucking you slowly and painfully. She believes it's only fair to fuck Edward's mat, given he fucked hers

xD

[4rcit4]

That's... that's actually pretty funny.

[DementedXShenzi]

@4rcit4 well, you have the technology to make it...i dont :)

[0oRamielo0]

This a funny and well made YouTube Poop but I don't see the part where he falls into a bed of nails... :C

[Animeattacker]

Whats the poop at 58 called:chairwood......where can i get it??

[KingJulienGirl]

The hunt is his obsession, Bella! He's never gonna GIVE YOU UP!

[AkaneKuroi]

What is real? How do you define real? xD

[LobsterOfDeath]

lmao pingas!!!

[dave8594]

I just got rick rolled!

[JunkyardCrap]

I hope Edward's face falls off at an inopportune moment.

[thesoulofdark]

u A-hole

u rick rolled me

sweet vid

[JosephGaffney]

this is one of the best youtube poops i've ever seen!!! Great job!!!! Really well done, well rounded, thought out, and there's no highs and lows like most poops--it's all high!!! And funny throughout!!!

[pixstick]

Forvever..Begins..PINGAS!

XD

[MoonarEclipse]

1:22

I LOL'D SO HARD I FELL OF MY CHAIR AND HURT my butt then i was like rofling

[OpionatedPenguin]

(C)

that was freakily freakadelic,

in a good way

there was no damn bed of nails there i was looking forward to that!

the book edward was way more sexy than the film edward.

[qpedolocoxxx]

PINGAS!! HOW DID YOU DID IT?

[omgshadowisgay]

TWILIGHT SUUUUUUUCKS!

[4rcit4]

Meh, it's fun to read. But it does suck big time.

[omgshadowisgay]

every body said that the movie ruined it. AND,,, i am a fan of Muse, everybody said it sucked, but now that twilight used their songs, everyone is like I LOVE MUSE!

[HTankGlory]

INDEED IT DOES COMRADE!

[thomasbaron06]

@omgshadowisgay

Ass!

[alexmusteatpie]

he's NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

lmao XD

[SuperNoob359]

Could not stop laughing so I took breaks this shots have 5 stars.

[R2R3L4]

"Say if out loud"

"Sherwolf"

lol

[YOMAMAXXL]

chad warden not sherwolf.....but it sounds like it lol

[R2R3L4]

Damn that "En" is silent o.O

[YOMAMAXXL]

yes he thinks hes black and tries to do an accent but he fails at it so thats how he talks :P

[BlademasterFox365]

When Ron Stewart died and it showed his grave, was that Simple Plan´s Untitled sped up?

[4rcit4]

Yes

[luv4horsez]

hes never gonna stop, hes never gonna give you up

[PixieDust1996]

0:58 LMFAO

[Everiony]

Matrix ftw!

And he's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

[yohatube]

excellent work, its nice to see the twlight film franchise get "pooped" on.....

[PriffyViole]

What's the song at the very beginning?

Best Parts:

1. It's never going to stop,

It's never GONNA GIVE YOU UP,

NEVA GONNA LET YOU DOWN

2. You brought a snack this time. THIS IS DELICIOUS!

[4rcit4]

"Pizza Dance" by Lolita

[2010mustang1]

Matrix!

[loliver3]

lol pirates of the carribean at the end made me CHUCKLE

[xhexabarjrx]

the entire story of twilight sucks major balls

[GigaFox3000]

wtf is wasome!!!

[purplequee001]

this sucks

[4rcit4]

It actually really does suck, you should have a look at some of my later ones. They're much better. (Check my CaptainFaraday account if you want)

[ChilyCheeseFryz]

seriously, whats with the pic of marco hietala?

[4rcit4]

The bad guy in the movie looks so much like him (or at least I think he does), when I saw the film I was just sitting there thinking "whoah, that can't actually be the dude from Nightwish... can it?"

[GigaFox3000]

like alice said in this one vid-

'zomigawd!'

[chichigirrl2]

what if im not the hero what if im the faggot???

HAHAHAHA

u r Edward....you are jp :D

TEAM JACOB!! (not jp!!!)

[TheForgottenPanzer]

love the last will sound xD

[NarutoLover6219]

lol

love it

[RexImpetus15]

"I'm strong enough to f**k you."

LULZ FIVE STARZZZ++

[invaderzimislove1]

rofl what if im not the bad guy? whats if im a faggot?

[halowarrior1000]

Forever...begins...PINGAS LMFAO!!!

[shrub74]

Never gonna GIVE YOU UP XD

[AmericanGirl12320]

lol weird??? haha i dont like it whenn people say lol that just.....ok

[EJRocky]

WIN!

[ninjas112]

so funny

[TheAnonymousGit]

Nooo!!! I haven't been rick roll'd in so long! Why?

[BlackyJackie]

It's never gonna stop, it's never gonna GIVE YOU UP!

[twotailedavenger]

:25

he is telling the truth.

ed is a fag.

[rowan729]

You definatly earn 5* for being funny till the end!

[im8teennow]

THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!

hahahaha!!!

[randomdude581]

1:06-1:13. XD

[UberT0mm]

rofl at the pirates of the caribbean ending xD then the random fresh prince thing.

[HaiiroXE]

Lol these comments.

[yaysonic]

loved the fresh prince in there

[newfoundspartan]

I hat Twilight but this was great. I'm sorry if that offends Twilight fans but the books ruined what being a Vampire is all about.

[yaysonic]

and you're the authority on vampires?

[newfoundspartan]

No but I think those who depicted Vampires the way they should be depicted would agree with me.

For example Vampires are creatures of the night, which means they can not go out in the sun at all or they die. The idea of them glittering in the sunlight? Yeah I'm not buying it Ms. Meyers.

[yaysonic]

There is no right or wrong way to depict a fictional being. Ms. Meyers was doing what fictional authors do- be creative and put a different twist on a tired topic.

When you write a book you have free range... Witches don't all have to be green and have warts, just like vampires don't have to have capes and accents.

[newfoundspartan]

Look I just find it sad when in a story the only defining factor of the main characters is that one can't do a damn thing on her own, and the other has such violent mood swings he should committed to a mental institute, and the fact that one of major supporting characters is more interesting than both of them.

[yaysonic]

I get the feeling you haven't read the books, or didn't fully comprehend them. You're really looking at things one dimensionally. And I don't feel like going through and explaining it to you.

[newfoundspartan]

On the contrary I did read the books not all of them, but I read enough to make an opinion on what I think the story is. What are you talking about other dimensions of the story? Let's look at the main driving force of the whole story this supposed love story between Bella and Edward, and yet when look at the reasons for this 'love' the only things making this couple fall for each other is Edward's looks, and Bella's scent.

[yaysonic]

So, you must not have really gotten it. You're only looking at the surface. (Or the summary on the back of the books) Reading between the lines does come into play here. Yeah, that was the initial attraction, but the books didn't end there.

At this point, I'm really done caring though.

[newfoundspartan]

That was the only attraction and all Meyers does is spend page after page describing how Edward is so perfect okay I get it he's got god like features what is the point of the story? All I'm stating is my opinion is that wrong?

[yaysonic]

I don't care if you do or do not like Twilight. My only point is that not you or anyone else can say what someone can write a story about. Vampire or not- it's fiction. And no one is forcing you to watch or read it.

[newfoundspartan]

Then why did you reply if you really didn't care what I have to say?

[yaysonic]

I didn't reply because of your opinion of Twilight. I replied because you didn't create vampires.

[newfoundspartan]

I never said I created Vampires and I never implied I created Vampires all I said was Meyers's depiction of Vampires was not what most people expect when they pick up a story that is about them.

[yaysonic]

Exactly. That's what makes it a fresh idea for once, hence it's popularity. If every vampire story was about Dracula, there'd be no more vampire stories because people would get sick of it.

[newfoundspartan]

What do you mean Vampires are losing popularity they are just as popular as they were before Twilight was written, and they aren't all about Dracula read a few you'll find that some like Queen of the Damned have nothing to do with Dracula, but a different story on the start of Vampires entirely. If you want to go movies Underworld was hailed for its depiction of Vampires.

[yaysonic]

I said Twilight is popular. You are really not getting the point, and I'm tired of discussing this.

[newfoundspartan]

You also said Vampires' would've lost popularity and would have disappeared that's not true. Vampires, Werewolves, Dragons they all have with stood the test of time and they will never go away, because they always spark our imagination. Also when you envision a Vampire do you think of someone like Edward Cullen, no you think of a Vampire like Dracula, or La'stat. All I'm saying is Twilight could've never seen the light of day and Vampires would still be one of the most well known creatures.

[yaysonic]

You want to know why they've stuck around? It's BECAUSE of people's imaginations! Variations of stories is what makes them different and better. I guess we differ in our opinion of imagination.

And let's put it this way hun, a whole lot more people know Edward Cullen's name rather than La'stat. Whoever the hell that is.

[newfoundspartan]

Then you haven't read a good Vampire story here's a recommendation go to a book store, and ask the clerk to show you a copy of 'Interview with a Vampire' and read it that is the book about La'stat, and I'm pretty sure you'll find much more interesting then Edward Cullen.

[yaysonic]

No thanks, I doubt it.

[newfoundspartan]

Your reasons?

[yaysonic]

Cuz Edward's the shit. And I don't care.

[newfoundspartan]

Fine that's your opinion, but at least keep the recommendation in mind and if you do come across the book give it a chance I gave Twilight a chance and unfortunately didn't like it. Plus La'stat is more popular than you realize I'm sure you've heard of the movie 'Queen of the Damned' that was based on the series he is from.

[keldog009]

Edward's an obsessive maniac that glitters in the sunlight. He also becomes suicidal when he's not around his little Bella.

I don't understand why anyone would think this immature brat is cool. So he's beautiful, big fucking deal. That's the kind you sleep with and never call back, unless you're a n00b.

[yaysonic]

Lol jealous much? I sense a little hostility.

Relax Noob. He's a fictional character.

[keldog009]

Generic, overly used comeback is generic and overly used.

Yeah, I'm jealous of a fictional crybaby loved by retarded girls all over the world.

I like adult women, sorry.

[yaysonic]

Ah touche with that overly used generic comeback as well.

I don't even know what your arguing with me for. My whole discussion with that other kid was because he acted like there is one way to depict a fictional character. I wasn't drooling over Edward. So save it.

[keldog009]

Well, there's several ways to depict a fictional character (or race rather), but it can come to a point when you're just using a title (vampire, werewolf, etc.) to sell books and attract readers, when it's probably not what they're looking for.

This is what Meyer did.

Personally, I just love to see fan girls pee their pants when faced with criticism dealing with Edward. It's amusing.

[yaysonic]

While I'm sure you're an avid follower of vampire romances, I don't think you know anything about Meyer. Or writing in general.

Personally, I think it's sad to see people with such closed off minds, who think they are the authority on creativity.

[keldog009]

I'm not saying the story isn't creative, but rather that she used the label of vampire purely as a label. She essentially took out the lore that wasn't convenient for a love story. I don't see that as genius creativity.

As far as Meyer's writing, I'm not a fan of it, especially in the latter books of the series. I don't think she's anything special.

I read a ton of classical literature because I find it more meaningful, so I suppose my standards are probably too high or something.

[yaysonic]

I don't think Twilight is the most ground breaking literature either. I think it was a creative take on vampires- because it isn't what you would've expected, it made it more interesting. I'm not trying to convince you of anything. You can stick to classics- my only point was that Meyer is free to write what she wants. There aren't vampire rules. And people can choose to become fangirls or not. It's that simple.

[edwardsgirl18]

i love twilight but this is really funny!

[dramaqueenx1996]

RICKROLLED! XD

[dave8594]

I just got Rick Rolled!

[CGC002]

Say it. Say it out loud.

Chad warden.

[CryogenicXsean]

LMAO!

[xxvampirexfreakxx]

TwilightRoll XDD

[jawz117]

R.I.P. Ron stuart lol

[jeffhardyaholik01]

THIS IS DELICIOUS!

[Elainiwen]

YouTube Poop. You haven't seen it before? XD

[Ioriyaotome]

1:16 wut is rel?

[CyberTaco98]

The fagpires killed Ron Stuart >:(

[SingingMarie]

hahahahahahahaha favoritee hahahahahhahahahaha favorite hahahahahahah!!!

[iiBeaver]

lmao!

[heartofmyocean]

lol im strong enough to fuck you

and then lol they... O,o

[icycool777]

LOL!

"What if I'm not a hero?

What if I'm a faggot?"

XD

[MzryxLovexMe]

there's no "if"s about edward cullen being a faggot

>.> i hope alotta twilight fans watch this & leave a gay comment trying to defend it...

[dave8594]

this is hilarious

but twilight is ok....

[SweetCandyLove33]

O.O THANK YOU!!!

Good to know I'm not the only one that feels that way. xD

[giygasattack]

Forever... Begins... Now Forever... Begins... Forever... Begins... Pingas

[iceskatercharlotte]

rickj astlye!!! omg Ge-ne-i!

"im stong enough to F*** you " lol

[twilightmaniac181]

1. wtf does bella say at 0:58

2 lol i TOTALLY luv 1:04 10 1:13

3. FCK U!u rickrolld me. jk, im used to it,lol

4. lmao obligatory ytp stuttering

[CaptainFaraday]

"Chad Warden"

[Pingu3040]

Cherwin

[dksftwpwned]

LOL RICK ROLLED XDDDD

[Sporeoholic234]

I luv youtube poops, but I don't know how to make them! Plz Help!!!

[Jemmarghh]

Hate to admit it but 0:31 made me LMAO

[jordan8956]

lol pirates of the carribean

[BlackToiletWater]

OMG PIRATES!!! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!!!! btw what is the song at the part with the apple and the foot?

[CaptainFaraday]

"Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph, better known as the theme to the Benny Hill Show.

[Mrpichu]

PINGAS!

[ndballer95]

erectile dysfunction hahaha

[BobbyNoLikeU]

1:20 damn you.

[FeTaJaPell67]

0:25= Lulz.

[xMrsCarlisleCullenx]

ahaha thats great

i always watched that bit

with edward and james on other parodie

hoping they would say i'm strong enough to fuck you

and you did !!!

that craked me up :P :L x

[roastingpotato]

HAHAHAHA asshole

[TheMistercleav0]

PINGAS

[crzymonica19]

1:58 chipmunk! haha

[awsomlybored]

PINGAS!

[KurizuKurizu]

CHARWOMAN

[Konfettikaktus]

CHERWARDEN

[Groudonmaster687]

Bella: This isn't real.

Morpheo: What is real? How do you define real?

[JoshCJsWorld]

twilight is pretty damn retarded but this video is hilarious. XD

[KurizuKurizu]

Fresh prince of belair

[VulturiLullaby91]

yo no Odiio Twilight pero el video esta geniial !! agradecle a mis primos que son fanaticos de Youtube Poop

[CaptainFaraday]

No entiendo el " agradecle" ¡pero gracias!

[xcharliexunicornx]

PINGAS FOREVER

[troysson81]

0:16 ftw

[08990809809898989]

ha ha so funny 5/5

[guilmon182]

He's never gonna' GIVE YOU UP!!

[Arkeokaze]

Aww, we aussies are so unloved by Twilight. XD;

(That's probably a good thing...damn the stupid book to hell.)

[Pingu3040]

Thank God a twlight hater

[Arkeokaze]

XD; Ah, we're a dying breed, eh?