and their kids JFC , you no who says that, lonely old men that had a kid but killed it in utero or allowed mother to give birth and ran away leaving the little bastard to wonder who daddy was. they hate childen, its best to keep yours away from them. seriously.
I hate when people feel they need to force their opinion. To be honest no one gives a damn about what people say unless it's agreeing with them. It's how reality works. And free country who CARES about if he swears? If you don't have anything nice to say(it also swears in the damn title for cryin out loud) about the language don't bother to watch. We don't NEED your opinion.
I wonder what George would think of all the douchebags on YouTube who proclaim to miss him oh so very much? The type of moron who feels a personal connection to celebs, so much so that they find the need to buy a cheap bunch of flowers to lay against some piece of crap memorial. Don't you idiots realise George would think your feigned grief to be a piling steam of dinosaur turd?
I wonder what George would think of all the douchebags on YouTube who proclaim to miss him oh so very much? The type of moron who feels a personal connection to celebs, so much so that they find the need to buy a cheap bunch of flowers to lay against some piece of shit memorial. Don't you fuckers realise George would think your feigned grief to be a piling steam of shit?
@Wavelength468 I like listening to this guy. I grew up hiding videos of his shows from my parents like they were dirty porno mags. I watched them at any chance I got, and I laughed hysterically the whole time. So, yes, I can say that I miss George Carlin and I grieve for his death. But mostly for personal reasons, namely because there will never be a new show of his to make me laugh. And that's truly sad.
this is about 64% funny and 36% sad. on one hand its good how he turns something depressing into hilarious. on the other hand hes kind of condoning hate which is the last thing we need more of in this world. if you get off watching people die and go through misery you dont really deserve the luxery of being bored. and i suspect some babbling asskissing desciple is going to curse me out for stating my opinion. dont waste your time.
@daboognish88 Actually, I think this is a good thing. It's kind of a way to relieve hate. Like how if you get really angry, you'll scream or punch a pillow, exert all that energy in some way, and you won't feel so angry anymore.
If you laugh at someone's jokes about hate and depression, you'll be exerting that hatred, and won't have much left over to take out on other people. Or something like that.
Ya! We SHOULD all take a stand against profanity!! Especially when there's war and homelessness, poverty and starvation, corrupt governments, genocide and bombings, hate and racism, greed and economic disparity! Naughty words are the REAL threat here. How about fuck off cindybin you simpleminded nitwit!
"I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm alright with them for a little while, but once you get up past minute/minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there."
What? Wow. I'm the exact same way. I thought I had some disorder or something. I love my friends, and I try my best to be kind and accepting to people, but within the space of a minute, I stop giving a fuck, I even do this to my best friends.
"I have a low tolerance for stupid bullshit"........ Me too George. *Phone rings* "Hey Clark, I am feeling down today. The girlfriend is at it again. I am sure she is having sex with someone else. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"......
"Dave.... GET OFF THE FUCKIN PHONE IN CASE SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY!"
@cindybin2001 " No decent woman would EVER marry a man like you " SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am a woman, a decent one at that. How stupid of you to think that someone couldnt get married just because of the words they speak? GET REAL OLD LADY. This is the internet, i have a feeling youre not gonna like half the stuff you come in contact with. Like @BrimestoneLandscapes said " GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS ". Fucking weirdo.
@cindybin2001 Whats your mission in life? To upload videos of your creepy fucking dolls? & BITCH at people for having their own opinion which were entitled to? George Carlin was one of the few people to walk this earth that actually had a clue about life. APPRECIATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE DID. "hascrudelanguage&putsdownreligion" I have a secret for you.. thats life! people are allowed to express themselves..maybe you should go hate on somthing important like i dunno..PRIESTS TOUCHING LITTLE KIDS?
It is TERRIBLE he used the f-word! How crude and offensive! I would never listen to this video. And I can't believe YouTube allows videos with profanity in the title!!
@GismoTron It is terrible you use the f-word! How crude and offensive! And you KNOW there are ladies on these boards! Whatever happened to being a gentleman? And how can you love that guy?? He uses profanity! That is TERRIBLE! do you talk this way in real life??
@cindybin2001 Heaven forbid someone uses profanity in a comment *gasps* what has this world come to!? especially when the title of the video is, and you'll love this bit: George Carlin - People Are Fucking Boring. If you don't like him, why on earth are you even here? I would call you a prude, and i mean the true definition of the word, but you're no prude, you simply have issues and issues that shouldn't be shared here, a place where George Carlin fans are. Suggestion: FUCK OFFF! Thank you x
@GismoTron As I said, I saw this in my sidebar and it set me off. And of course you just HAVE to use the f-word do me, don't you. gotta prove you're a man and all tough. How crude and offensive. do you swear in real life? What type of woman would date or marry a man who uses such language? don't you want to marry a NICE woman? Someone who will be a good mother to your children someday? Aren't you worth that? Well then shape up and be nice.
@cindybin2001 As you have said? you certainly haven't mentioned this in your ridiculous replies to my comments. Of course i had to use it TO you in my previous reply. Not everyone is so sensitive, if you don't like it GO AWAY! no one is making you read this, no one is even making you reply, except of course that insane mind of yours. You have issues you need to address. Stop making assumptions and please, PLEASE stop going onto videos i've commented on and replying to my comments, you stalker.
@GismoTron What? I don't even know who you are! If I've replied to your comments before or been on videos that you've been on, it's pure coincidence. You name doesn't even look familiar. But anyway, as I said, we should all take a stand against profanity. I always liked George Carlin when I saw him on the Tonight Show, etc. but I sure never heard him swear then! I had no idea he was like this! That is TERRIBLE!
@BrimstoneLandscapes Oh that's right, calling me a FUCKING CUNT. Gotta prove you're a man and all tough and crude. So call me a FUCKING CUNT. Oh you people make me sick!!!! No decent woman would EVER marry a man like you!!!
Wow.. grow up bitch. People swear, if you live in you're little bubble that everything perfects at least don't talk/go online at all.'The F-word' ? How old are you, 4? You are pathetic.
Look, I know you're that 'nice lady' everyone knows and all, but honestly, if you can't take people swearing and being idiots and jerks, YouTube isn't the place for you.
I work as a cashier and god, this is like the conversations that 75% of my customers will start with me against my will, and I can't tell them "Please stop talking, I don't care about what you'd do if you won the lottery. I don't care about how expensive cigarettes are these days or how gas prices are going up. I know it's cold out! The last ten people who came in before you told me the same exact fucking thing! Don't worry, I won't work too hard! HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! Nobody ever says that!"
@CaptainPancakes I can't believe it! You used the f-word! I started to read your comment with interest, and didn't see any profanity. Then you had to RUIN it all by using the f-word at the end! What is WRONG with you??? How crude and offensive!!!
@CaptainPancakes I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I've had 3 cashiers from 2 different groceries ask me if I don't like them because I don't make idle chat with them. It's not like I see them that much either, maybe once or twice. Why do they want me to talk with them while I'm trying to buy my shit, while you're a perfectly normal, quick, efficient cashier?
@weinus3000 but thats the thing he wasnt just a comedian he wasnt just famous for that he goes so much deeper. he was a satirist and author a social critic. and he is genius
@roflmaobbqleet in reality, the bible is just a mix of sleep stories and general beliefs from the many people that were conquered by visionary leaders thousands of years ago, but those people culture was preserved by a "seed" that was and old bible (who grow to this bible).
its kinda hard to actually "search the truth" or study (and i mean real study) anything about it, all the information i got its from real good teachers i have. u dont find any of what ive sayed in internet.
@roflmaobbqleet Agree. I can only say, if they are beliving the story of the bible, then you cant tell them not to belive it. (Because dumb people will never agree the fact that they lived their lives with full of BULLSHIT, and if you attack them with your words, they wont listen to them, they just see it as a threat, so dont try to teach them.) As you said, "close-minded" . Cheers mate !
Errrr....Guess there's horses 4 courses.....'cos according to my sense of humour this bloke is the very epitome of fucking boring? The only humour I can glean from it is the fact that I was induced into 8.47 mins of listening to this guy doing exactly what he accuses his subject matter of doing....an 8.47 min vid of my facial expression would have been a whole lot funnier ....& less fucking boring.
@Jewelmeow420 That is terrible you used such language. And of course THIS comment gets a bunch of thumbs up. Figures. And then the one above that says religion is bullsh*t gets a bunch of thumbs up. You people are just terrible. And how can you miss a man who uses such crude language and puts down religion?
"my friends dad took me to arbys last night. LONG PAUSE oh and i got uh hold on let me think what did i order? LONGER PAUSE. i think it was raining that day too"
"Yeah... um im gonna go count the hair on my dogs ass now"
@ididcramsmom And he prayed (or still prays, if you want it that way) to Joe Pesci. So if prayer has some sort of transitive property, you actually pray to Joe Pesci
The human brain is a pattern seeking machine. It's why we made patterns of stars into constellations. It's why we see images in clouds. It's why we see Jesus and the virgin Mary on toast and Cheetos. None of it proves the supernatural. It simply proves that gullible and ignorant people are easily swayed... and in walks religion to capitalize on it. My definition of faith is believing in things without evidence and personally, I don't do that because I'm not a idiot.
I strongly believe in a flying Polar bear that created the world in a nano second. My parents and family taught me all about my beliefs through the holy book of Qaugglebark. I just know it in my heart to be true and it gives me comfort and morality. The Qaugglebark teaches that after life my body floats into a steam room where I have eternal happiness so there is no need to fear death. I have no physical evidence but my beliefs should be taken as seriously as any other belief system.
ronczselowitzki put a "lolol" on the end of his comment, so you people could've considered the possibility of'im being a, 10 year old troll wanna-be you know (not that it's a great improvement anyway)
What is a satanist? What is a christian? Bunch of bullshit terms for bullshit people who believe in bullshit... There is NO GOD, NO SATAN, NO GOOD, NO EVIL... There's only popular opinion.
@5292Eric People who want to STOP the debate about religion on these videos are the ones that COMPLETELY missed the point of George Carlin, his whole point was to leave you thinking, leave you debating these questions and to remember what he said not just laugh and then as you so crudely put it "GTFO".
@jsdjs12343 I agree 100%...a lot of commenters get into deep debates about this stuff instead of just enjoying the awesomeness known as George Carlin!
@jsdjs12343 The worst part is.. they aren't really jokes.. he tells it like it is and somehow people find it amusing. If I say the same stuff nobody laughs...
@jsdjs12343 i like his jokes guess what i beileve in god and infact am religious im a fan of george carlin. its easy to unite because its opinion based my friend you have your beilefs i have mine agree to disagree and just laugh at the jokes of a great comedian?
@brotherx0 *sigh* What has the wonderful internet community have blamed us for this time? No, your dog pooed on your bathtub, it wasn't us this time (or the last time for that matter).
i believe there is some kind of god or something higher than us, i think its crazy to think everythings just always been here and reality JUST IS, there has to be more.
people are missing the point. carlin is mentioning that a greater change for the universal people is needed. not just one entity, religion, or people. instead of the hatered thats been shed since the beginning of capitalism, why don't we help our fellow neighbor. too much is invested into disadvantages and not enough into diversifying them. open up everyone. accept people for whatever race, culture, religion, or nationality.
He's actually rather tedious himself. I liked him for the first time, laughed hard for the second, but, fuck him, it's all the same shit all the time. Not funny anymore to me. I'm going some place else.
George Carlin did anyone hear him talk this shit 15 or 20 years ago? No you didn't. He did this shit at the end, but never mentioned Jews. Not one word. He said Illuminati or secret societies, but never said Jews. This bastard was not some person who realized at the end thongs were screwed up. He alsways knew the Jews have screwed shit up, but if he ever said this at anytime he would have been finished. To say we are controlled, but not mention Jews is not being honest with anyone.
Shit bitch mother fucker cock & tits!! Haha
highonbetter 1 hour ago
the comments are the reason i hate people :-)
MissAmericanDreamO9 14 hours ago
I love how the comments are people saying stupid shit
youpeoplearenuts1 4 days ago
and their kids JFC , you no who says that, lonely old men that had a kid but killed it in utero or allowed mother to give birth and ran away leaving the little bastard to wonder who daddy was. they hate childen, its best to keep yours away from them. seriously.
datzfast 1 week ago
I hate when people feel they need to force their opinion. To be honest no one gives a damn about what people say unless it's agreeing with them. It's how reality works. And free country who CARES about if he swears? If you don't have anything nice to say(it also swears in the damn title for cryin out loud) about the language don't bother to watch. We don't NEED your opinion.
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I wonder what George would think of all the douchebags on YouTube who proclaim to miss him oh so very much? The type of moron who feels a personal connection to celebs, so much so that they find the need to buy a cheap bunch of flowers to lay against some piece of crap memorial. Don't you idiots realise George would think your feigned grief to be a piling steam of dinosaur turd?
Wavelength468 1 week ago
I wonder what George would think of all the douchebags on YouTube who proclaim to miss him oh so very much? The type of moron who feels a personal connection to celebs, so much so that they find the need to buy a cheap bunch of flowers to lay against some piece of shit memorial. Don't you fuckers realise George would think your feigned grief to be a piling steam of shit?
Wavelength468 1 week ago
@Wavelength468 I like listening to this guy. I grew up hiding videos of his shows from my parents like they were dirty porno mags. I watched them at any chance I got, and I laughed hysterically the whole time. So, yes, I can say that I miss George Carlin and I grieve for his death. But mostly for personal reasons, namely because there will never be a new show of his to make me laugh. And that's truly sad.
RiskyCricket 6 days ago
God. I really wanted to meet this man, now I will never be able to do that...
However, ur awesome George.
nilsso 1 week ago
this is about 64% funny and 36% sad. on one hand its good how he turns something depressing into hilarious. on the other hand hes kind of condoning hate which is the last thing we need more of in this world. if you get off watching people die and go through misery you dont really deserve the luxery of being bored. and i suspect some babbling asskissing desciple is going to curse me out for stating my opinion. dont waste your time.
daboognish88 2 weeks ago
@daboognish88 Actually, I think this is a good thing. It's kind of a way to relieve hate. Like how if you get really angry, you'll scream or punch a pillow, exert all that energy in some way, and you won't feel so angry anymore.
If you laugh at someone's jokes about hate and depression, you'll be exerting that hatred, and won't have much left over to take out on other people. Or something like that.
RiskyCricket 5 days ago
Why the hell is "Robotic Vagina" in the suggestions??
apetcovi 2 weeks ago
@apetcovi DAMN good question
tylerdanieltothemax 2 weeks ago
For the sound crew, watch him live. HE NEVER MOVES THE MIC ANY FURTHER FROM HIS MOUTH IT'S BEAUTIFUL
TheCurlyBrace 2 weeks ago
I have a remedy for boring people and for the bored - see my channel
MrSweeneyTurd 2 weeks ago
i don't get it. Can't you say, "I've gotta go, talk to you later"
bizso09 2 weeks ago
Animals over people anyday, also alot of people are arseholes, people are also false and only think of themselves.
Roundline 2 weeks ago
now i want to know what norway's economy is based on....
nolanpoepoe 2 weeks ago
dinosoa r turd
miner584 3 weeks ago
Ya! We SHOULD all take a stand against profanity!! Especially when there's war and homelessness, poverty and starvation, corrupt governments, genocide and bombings, hate and racism, greed and economic disparity! Naughty words are the REAL threat here. How about fuck off cindybin you simpleminded nitwit!
Jazabelle85 3 weeks ago
he's either 11 or 5 ....
o.O
hahahahahaahahha
Southportzz 4 weeks ago
"I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm alright with them for a little while, but once you get up past minute/minute and a half, I gotta get the fuck out of there."
What? Wow. I'm the exact same way. I thought I had some disorder or something. I love my friends, and I try my best to be kind and accepting to people, but within the space of a minute, I stop giving a fuck, I even do this to my best friends.
Wtf, brain, why u no care?
Shadowhumper360 4 weeks ago
such a wise guy. think about it.
jesusmetal92107 1 month ago
"I have a low tolerance for stupid bullshit"........ Me too George. *Phone rings* "Hey Clark, I am feeling down today. The girlfriend is at it again. I am sure she is having sex with someone else. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"......
"Dave.... GET OFF THE FUCKIN PHONE IN CASE SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH WITH SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY!"
Mr70sFunk 1 month ago
My god. This is the funniest thing..xD
SceneEttez 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 " No decent woman would EVER marry a man like you " SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am a woman, a decent one at that. How stupid of you to think that someone couldnt get married just because of the words they speak? GET REAL OLD LADY. This is the internet, i have a feeling youre not gonna like half the stuff you come in contact with. Like @BrimestoneLandscapes said " GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS ". Fucking weirdo.
Jewelmeow420 1 month ago
@Jewelmeow420 "SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am a woman, a decent one at that."
Quit lying dude. We all know there are no girls on the internet.
SouthTexasThrowdown 1 month ago
@SouthTexasThrowdown you say theres no girls on the internet... take a look at facebook and see millions
xXlbplegendXx 4 weeks ago
@cindybin2001 Whats your mission in life? To upload videos of your creepy fucking dolls? & BITCH at people for having their own opinion which were entitled to? George Carlin was one of the few people to walk this earth that actually had a clue about life. APPRECIATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE DID. "hascrudelanguage&putsdownreligion" I have a secret for you.. thats life! people are allowed to express themselves..maybe you should go hate on somthing important like i dunno..PRIESTS TOUCHING LITTLE KIDS?
Jewelmeow420 1 month ago
I'm crying and my guts hurt. It's too bloody silly.
MenwithHill 1 month ago
I've just recently heard about him, and I've started watching a few videos where he does his stand up routine. I like his stuff
RantingPhoenix 1 month ago
It's so refreshing to listen to him talk. I have been in this situation too may times to count.
AQDecor 1 month ago
This guy helped wake the world up! He understood the illusion of the world, and said fuck this BULLSHIT! You are missed george!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxxDrDEWofCovtownxxx 1 month ago
@rancidbum It is TERRIBLE you would use this language!!! Oh this makes me furious!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
It is TERRIBLE he used the f-word! How crude and offensive! I would never listen to this video. And I can't believe YouTube allows videos with profanity in the title!!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
people ever tell you what they had to eat somewhere? hate that shit
Pendor42 1 month ago
It's hard to believe this man used to narrate Thomas the Tank Engine.
metalheart346 1 month ago
R.I.P. George Carlin, you're sorely missed on this earth.
Nickylid5 1 month ago
@Nickylid5 How can you say that?? YOu really admire a man who uses all that profanity?? that is TERRIBLE!!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
Haha george carlin is the shit lol
Derik606 1 month ago
3:22 Anyone who doesn't like George Carlin: "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS,BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS,BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS" 3:22
ready2roll 1 month ago
3:22
cccpKAZIMIRcccp 1 month ago
2:10
cccpKAZIMIRcccp 1 month ago
God i fucking love this guy!
GismoTron 1 month ago
@GismoTron It is terrible you use the f-word! How crude and offensive! And you KNOW there are ladies on these boards! Whatever happened to being a gentleman? And how can you love that guy?? He uses profanity! That is TERRIBLE! do you talk this way in real life??
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 Heaven forbid someone uses profanity in a comment *gasps* what has this world come to!? especially when the title of the video is, and you'll love this bit: George Carlin - People Are Fucking Boring. If you don't like him, why on earth are you even here? I would call you a prude, and i mean the true definition of the word, but you're no prude, you simply have issues and issues that shouldn't be shared here, a place where George Carlin fans are. Suggestion: FUCK OFFF! Thank you x
GismoTron 1 month ago
@GismoTron As I said, I saw this in my sidebar and it set me off. And of course you just HAVE to use the f-word do me, don't you. gotta prove you're a man and all tough. How crude and offensive. do you swear in real life? What type of woman would date or marry a man who uses such language? don't you want to marry a NICE woman? Someone who will be a good mother to your children someday? Aren't you worth that? Well then shape up and be nice.
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 As you have said? you certainly haven't mentioned this in your ridiculous replies to my comments. Of course i had to use it TO you in my previous reply. Not everyone is so sensitive, if you don't like it GO AWAY! no one is making you read this, no one is even making you reply, except of course that insane mind of yours. You have issues you need to address. Stop making assumptions and please, PLEASE stop going onto videos i've commented on and replying to my comments, you stalker.
GismoTron 1 month ago
@GismoTron What? I don't even know who you are! If I've replied to your comments before or been on videos that you've been on, it's pure coincidence. You name doesn't even look familiar. But anyway, as I said, we should all take a stand against profanity. I always liked George Carlin when I saw him on the Tonight Show, etc. but I sure never heard him swear then! I had no idea he was like this! That is TERRIBLE!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 and as i quote a quote from the righteous George Carlin "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"
feverdreamether 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 He's a comedian, you fucking cunt. He can fucking swear as much as he fucking wants. Fuck you.
BrimstoneLandscapes 1 month ago
@BrimstoneLandscapes Oh that's right, calling me a FUCKING CUNT. Gotta prove you're a man and all tough and crude. So call me a FUCKING CUNT. Oh you people make me sick!!!! No decent woman would EVER marry a man like you!!!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@cindybin2001 Hahaha, go play with your dolls, old hag.
BrimstoneLandscapes 1 month ago
@cindybin2001
Wow.. grow up bitch. People swear, if you live in you're little bubble that everything perfects at least don't talk/go online at all.'The F-word' ? How old are you, 4? You are pathetic.
ThroatyHerois 1 month ago
@ThroatyHerois Oh that's right, rather than feel embarrassed and apologize, you just put me down. Figures.
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@cindybin2001
Look, I know you're that 'nice lady' everyone knows and all, but honestly, if you can't take people swearing and being idiots and jerks, YouTube isn't the place for you.
ThroatyHerois 1 month ago
@ThroatyHerois
I believe you mean "the internet is not the place for you"
IDONTWANNAification 3 weeks ago
I work as a cashier and god, this is like the conversations that 75% of my customers will start with me against my will, and I can't tell them "Please stop talking, I don't care about what you'd do if you won the lottery. I don't care about how expensive cigarettes are these days or how gas prices are going up. I know it's cold out! The last ten people who came in before you told me the same exact fucking thing! Don't worry, I won't work too hard! HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY! Nobody ever says that!"
CaptainPancakes 1 month ago 22
@CaptainPancakes I can't believe it! You used the f-word! I started to read your comment with interest, and didn't see any profanity. Then you had to RUIN it all by using the f-word at the end! What is WRONG with you??? How crude and offensive!!!
cindybin2001 1 month ago
@CaptainPancakes ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS?
DwarvernEpicness 6 days ago
@CaptainPancakes I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I've had 3 cashiers from 2 different groceries ask me if I don't like them because I don't make idle chat with them. It's not like I see them that much either, maybe once or twice. Why do they want me to talk with them while I'm trying to buy my shit, while you're a perfectly normal, quick, efficient cashier?
RiskyCricket 5 days ago
@RiskyCricket it's because different people are different.
agoule01 7 hours ago
@agoule01 Ahahahaha, you're so fucking clever. It was a joke, asshole.
RiskyCricket 38 minutes ago
thumbs up if you're here because of the sting ray that killed steve irwin
iBlowJustinBeiber 1 month ago
PEOPLE ARE TOO SHY BECAUSE SOCIETY AND THE MEDIA HAVE TAKEN AWAY OUR INNOCENCE AND MADE US SHITTY CYNICAL ASSHOLES!!!!!
Sovember 1 month ago
got to be honest, good, but way overrated of a comedian
weinus3000 2 months ago
@weinus3000 but thats the thing he wasnt just a comedian he wasnt just famous for that he goes so much deeper. he was a satirist and author a social critic. and he is genius
BigFatPandas 2 months ago
His voice still sounds youthful here. :) R.I.P. George.
corycashatt90 2 months ago
I used to watch George Carlin stand-ups to comment on religion....but then I learned to take a joke.
kinyune 2 months ago 2
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
Hudrose 2 months ago
@roflmaobbqleet oh and i agree with u lol
Dixxxg0 2 months ago
@roflmaobbqleet in reality, the bible is just a mix of sleep stories and general beliefs from the many people that were conquered by visionary leaders thousands of years ago, but those people culture was preserved by a "seed" that was and old bible (who grow to this bible).
its kinda hard to actually "search the truth" or study (and i mean real study) anything about it, all the information i got its from real good teachers i have. u dont find any of what ive sayed in internet.
Dixxxg0 2 months ago
I cannot honestly belive how close-minded some people can be.
To religious people: Read the damn bible once. Analize it.
Can you see how everything DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE if you can fucking open your mind for that period of time.
Obviously you won't do that.
Im gonna go pray to my flying panda now.
roflmaobbqleet 2 months ago 14
@roflmaobbqleet Agree. I can only say, if they are beliving the story of the bible, then you cant tell them not to belive it. (Because dumb people will never agree the fact that they lived their lives with full of BULLSHIT, and if you attack them with your words, they wont listen to them, they just see it as a threat, so dont try to teach them.) As you said, "close-minded" . Cheers mate !
ralphhun 2 months ago
@ralphhun Shut the fuck up.
LostGreying 1 month ago
@LostGreying Thanks for the reply, stupid stubborn kid :)
ralphhun 1 month ago
134 people had their bush caught fire
KyWiStudios 2 months ago
oh i find the whole idea of religion hilarious. jokes is boring
VIDARMATHISEN 2 months ago
Errrr....Guess there's horses 4 courses.....'cos according to my sense of humour this bloke is the very epitome of fucking boring? The only humour I can glean from it is the fact that I was induced into 8.47 mins of listening to this guy doing exactly what he accuses his subject matter of doing....an 8.47 min vid of my facial expression would have been a whole lot funnier ....& less fucking boring.
gillsimo 2 months ago
I miss him so much!!! I wish I could have seen one of his shows live when he was alive!
thriller1901 2 months ago 19
@thriller1901 is he dead!!!!?????/
chino187ify 1 week ago
Fucking master of delivery, he never stops for a "but" or "um" and "like" or anything, its great.
oXGenesisXo 2 months ago 9
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN LEDGEND!!!. You're greatly missed George Carlin. Nothing but the truth.
Jewelmeow420 2 months ago 64
@Jewelmeow420 That is terrible you used such language. And of course THIS comment gets a bunch of thumbs up. Figures. And then the one above that says religion is bullsh*t gets a bunch of thumbs up. You people are just terrible. And how can you miss a man who uses such crude language and puts down religion?
cindybin2001 1 month ago
why the fuck are video responses about making you yawn and Obama's birth certificate?
G33k4Lyfe 2 months ago
this guy is funny. you are missed mr. carlin
royalnaz1 2 months ago
3:21-3:29 "Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass! Blow it out your ass!"
would make a great cellphone ring tone. :D
uTubeNoITube 2 months ago 2
"my friends dad took me to arbys last night. LONG PAUSE oh and i got uh hold on let me think what did i order? LONGER PAUSE. i think it was raining that day too"
"Yeah... um im gonna go count the hair on my dogs ass now"
GiveMeMyWelfareCheck 2 months ago
<3
WhiteFang103 2 months ago
"I like people." - I love ya, George. RIP
jtaylor12080 2 months ago
Indeed.
Fuladuschen 2 months ago
I pray to George Carlin!
ididcramsmom 2 months ago
@ididcramsmom And he prayed (or still prays, if you want it that way) to Joe Pesci. So if prayer has some sort of transitive property, you actually pray to Joe Pesci
rtydhg9q 2 months ago
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The human brain is a pattern seeking machine. It's why we made patterns of stars into constellations. It's why we see images in clouds. It's why we see Jesus and the virgin Mary on toast and Cheetos. None of it proves the supernatural. It simply proves that gullible and ignorant people are easily swayed... and in walks religion to capitalize on it. My definition of faith is believing in things without evidence and personally, I don't do that because I'm not a idiot.
CarterFitzzy 2 months ago
Why are there not more people in the world like George.. It would be an amazing world to live in.
TuBoKo69 2 months ago
i showed thsi to my friends who talk to much
dcs290 2 months ago 3
a 27 pound turd........why the fuck did they weigh it!@!~
dcs290 2 months ago
132 people are boring
stevo7281 2 months ago
6:03
sethbaus 3 months ago
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I strongly believe in a flying Polar bear that created the world in a nano second. My parents and family taught me all about my beliefs through the holy book of Qaugglebark. I just know it in my heart to be true and it gives me comfort and morality. The Qaugglebark teaches that after life my body floats into a steam room where I have eternal happiness so there is no need to fear death. I have no physical evidence but my beliefs should be taken as seriously as any other belief system.
MikeyMacization 3 months ago 2
"Shut the fuck up" comes to mind. LOL.
CreativeEffects 3 months ago
i was waiting for him to say "god ppl are fuckin boring"
Jeffrocks10 3 months ago
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Jeffrocks10 3 months ago
george carlin hates witches >:(
KainHighwind19 3 months ago
Sooo Funny!!!!!
janemarie927 3 months ago
Hahaha so true I love this man! xD
NYsoul99 3 months ago
I like this cause of the jokes...
nightdeathbringer 3 months ago
@ronczselowitzcki LOL and you call yourself Christian, Oh god the irony, go suck your god's balls while he fingers your ass you fucktard
antho3001 3 months ago
ronczselowitzki put a "lolol" on the end of his comment, so you people could've considered the possibility of'im being a, 10 year old troll wanna-be you know (not that it's a great improvement anyway)
snakeinthereeds 3 months ago
@ronczselowitzcki He makes jokes in good fun and you say how hes screaming in pain and death and agony.... Irony?
11010101101110111111 3 months ago
Tarzan Fucks A Zebra!!
woos27250 3 months ago
My grandfather once told me he liked people "in small doses".
pretorious700 3 months ago
NINE YEARS AGO!!!
I passed out...
FFreeLevant 3 months ago
@ronczselowitzcki
look at your you are an embarrassment to all of humanity
echoplextic 3 months ago 5
Been a fan since the early 70's.
darinbar 3 months ago
@darinbar Birth name George Denis Patrick Carlin
Years active 1956–2008
Darkorbitusa3eastcos 3 months ago
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People ARE fucking boring.
MrJustinArt 3 months ago
Also some chatty women say a lot of stupid boring shit too! They don't know when to shut the fuck up either.
EricSchwin22 3 months ago
I like it.
51beeman 3 months ago
Not to worry everyone, it merely comedy!
superpulse27 3 months ago
i love how the people arguing on this video has nothing to do with the video but the video has everything to do with them. XD hilarious. :)
emoteen134 3 months ago 6
Am I the only one who wants to tactlessly mark every comment not concerned with the video, as spam?
At least I know better to check more pages of chat :P
Love Carlin
Sutskoen 3 months ago
What is a satanist? What is a christian? Bunch of bullshit terms for bullshit people who believe in bullshit... There is NO GOD, NO SATAN, NO GOOD, NO EVIL... There's only popular opinion.
DonRMB 3 months ago 8
i cant believe everyone is arguing over religion on a comedy video..... im tired of hearing it. Fucking laugh at the video. Then GTFO
5292Eric 3 months ago 105
@5292Eric People who want to STOP the debate about religion on these videos are the ones that COMPLETELY missed the point of George Carlin, his whole point was to leave you thinking, leave you debating these questions and to remember what he said not just laugh and then as you so crudely put it "GTFO".
qwertyuiopdan1 1 month ago
@5292Eric I know, i hate their STUPID BULLSHIT! lol
SightlyAbyss 1 month ago
why dont we all just sit down, stop talking about religion, and just laugh at the jokes of one of the world's funniest comedians ever?!?!
jsdjs12343 3 months ago 167
@jsdjs12343 I agree 100%...a lot of commenters get into deep debates about this stuff instead of just enjoying the awesomeness known as George Carlin!
Bookfreak07 3 months ago 3
@jsdjs12343 Hell yeah!
Badbones78 3 months ago
@jsdjs12343
Why can't you stop this attention whoring facetious attitude?
JevastusSelvius 3 months ago
@jsdjs12343 Youtube comments are like human accomplishments in history, you're gonna find some good ones but most of them are just fucking stupid. :)
corycashatt90 2 months ago 5
@jsdjs12343 The worst part is.. they aren't really jokes.. he tells it like it is and somehow people find it amusing. If I say the same stuff nobody laughs...
Kopihucky 2 months ago
@Kopihucky comedians don't tell jokes. Jokes are low comedy.
LuminOfMoonlight 2 months ago
@jsdjs12343 i like his jokes guess what i beileve in god and infact am religious im a fan of george carlin. its easy to unite because its opinion based my friend you have your beilefs i have mine agree to disagree and just laugh at the jokes of a great comedian?
zeratul575 2 months ago
THE FUCKING JEWS THINK HE OR SHE CAN OWN US BY BEING A DICKHEAD. FUCK YOU. KISS OUR ASSES.
LOSER. FAG. DUMB. SHIT. ASS. HOLE. YOUR MOMMA. BITCH. YOU DOG.
brotherx0 3 months ago
@brotherx0 *sigh* What has the wonderful internet community have blamed us for this time? No, your dog pooed on your bathtub, it wasn't us this time (or the last time for that matter).
jpusar 3 months ago
@brotherx0
heh heh heh...you're a faggot and you smell....like liquidaded scrotum
saretardedfilms 3 months ago
i believe there is some kind of god or something higher than us, i think its crazy to think everythings just always been here and reality JUST IS, there has to be more.
TomThumbsBlues1965 3 months ago
i think we should all just watch Carlins "religion is bullshit" :)
iCuddlyCactus 3 months ago 7
129 people--*insert witty comment here.*
Brickmaster2757 3 months ago
Best comedian ever, miss him
deeamz84 3 months ago
and there kids JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
stonecoldkilla11 3 months ago 3
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It's just fucking comedy!
Mistahoodstar 3 months ago
RIP best comedian ever
greendaykicksass1101 3 months ago
To true Geroge, I can't stand people that just talk, there's no thought their at all just fucking yack yack yack.
AlltimeTrance 3 months ago
128 should blow it out their ass, boring fucks
e4ts1mmy 3 months ago
Oh, the healing power of laughter! I needed that today.
uk6strings 3 months ago
you ever notice that people who complain about stupid people getting a bad rap are stupid?
amaroyui 3 months ago
Y'ever notice people who go on and on about hating stupid people are usually jackasses?
Krazyeman2 4 months ago
George I know you didn't believe in it, but I hope I can see you do standup in heaven at least one time....
CloudyWeather85 4 months ago
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Damn this video gets so much discussion on it. I wish my top 20 G.C. videos got half this much discussion!!
QweeDam 4 months ago
If George was a president, I believe he would change all of the shit here in America!
Rotneybot 4 months ago
"Listen, reverend..." Genius <3
Lullybean 4 months ago
Bornagainsaint.. God an Satan are friends. Read Enoch. I'd go into more depth but close minded Christians are more dangerous than atheist.
2112Benny 4 months ago
Fucking hilarious!! Lmfao!!
ettozil265 4 months ago
I need to tell my third cousin that no one wants to have a 2 and a half hour harrang of her describing her mailman's liposuction....
SuperNotNoob 4 months ago
wow alot of religious bullshit stop arguin over an invisible man in the sky
TheManoxide 4 months ago
I kinda want to see Tarzan Fucks a Zebra now
Nktalloth 4 months ago
a minute, minute and a half, he was a fucking saint, i have a threshold of about 10 seconds of mindless bullshit, if that.
goatboyjnr 4 months ago
126 people have severe frontal lobe damage.
BlissfulEradication 4 months ago
@BlissfulEradication Fuck you. You forgot to tell the joke about the video having been filmed with your fucking turd.
mmasny 4 months ago
@mmasny elokwentna wypowiedź, robaka o iq ameby.
Discord667 4 months ago
people are missing the point. carlin is mentioning that a greater change for the universal people is needed. not just one entity, religion, or people. instead of the hatered thats been shed since the beginning of capitalism, why don't we help our fellow neighbor. too much is invested into disadvantages and not enough into diversifying them. open up everyone. accept people for whatever race, culture, religion, or nationality.
b4kre8ion 4 months ago
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so if god dont exist does that mean your going to get the chip soon when money is no more?
15heartz 4 months ago
He's actually rather tedious himself. I liked him for the first time, laughed hard for the second, but, fuck him, it's all the same shit all the time. Not funny anymore to me. I'm going some place else.
mmasny 4 months ago
WE DIDN'T START THE FLAME WAR!
PEEPS WERE HATIN' ON IT 'FORE I LEFT MY COMMENT!
danman1300 4 months ago
lol
danman1300 4 months ago
George Carlin did anyone hear him talk this shit 15 or 20 years ago? No you didn't. He did this shit at the end, but never mentioned Jews. Not one word. He said Illuminati or secret societies, but never said Jews. This bastard was not some person who realized at the end thongs were screwed up. He alsways knew the Jews have screwed shit up, but if he ever said this at anytime he would have been finished. To say we are controlled, but not mention Jews is not being honest with anyone.
amerikaiscommunist 4 months ago
I love reading these arguments on the internet.
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