Great Destiny Man

[eargasm40]

the cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch

[YodaHatesYou]

I like trains...

[ReleaseTHEfatASS]

YOUTUBE FIGHT!

[AandM1234]

the eels... they will burn also.

[RubiixCat]

where's great destiny man 3? 0,o

[SuperDancinggecko]

press 4 for and altimate arm kill

[esabil1996kosman]

Best comeback LOL

[SvenOkonomi]

GO ON.. DO IET! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[theflash1994]

Hey it's steven seagal

[jaskotel2]

Umm... dunno why but I lol'd.

[sinisteroglop]

Steven Seagal o____o

[PaulusLink]

@sinisteroglop Haha indeeeed!

[DJdevi95]

Am I the only one who's thinking: WTF was that Steven Seagal !!!

[MonkeyKing20I2]

Great Destiny Man's one weakness: sticks.

[rafaelfmolina]

asweird it apear , this wasnt the most strange thing i watched today...........

[tacocat318]

U have now given me an excuse for everything now thank u

[SquatTwat]

@tacocat318 It was your destiny!

[esabil1996kosman]

It was my destiny to watch this

[killerbanshe3]

have these guys made anything into a series? or is it just random scetches

[ThePs3DougglesNukem]

@killerbanshe3 Umm there is pleasure island

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@killerbanshe3 mostly just random scetches yeah.. but there is pleasure island though, like he said.

[1k1ll3rp0ll0]

Make moaaar!

[AlllexL]

Samurai Jack's long lost cousin.

[originalannonymous]

"GO BURN IN A PIT OF COBRAS"

"hahaha, the cobras would burn too you stupid bitch."

[Shredow2]

Those are some interestiung asian accents.

[Shredow2]

@Shredow2 wow fail mispelling....

[IrkinWarrierKirt]

@Shredow2 Oh god. Talk about fail. You misspelled 'misspell'

[Furries4ever2]

"the cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch."

:D

[AP3NNY]

He*

[AP3NNY]

I love how ge just pwns here at the end lmao

[YouAreABunghole]

Who said she meant Cobras as in snakes? COBRA COMMANDER DOES NOT DIE!

[stalkerkoala777]

"the cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch!"

[Matthiasknorke]

It was my Destiny!

Dude this is going to be my excuse for everything right now

[deathman1021]

@Matthiasknorke Why did you murder all those toddlers?

[Coecoo]

@Matthiasknorke It works for religion so, why not?

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo What a douche-like reply.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai What.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Bringing up religion on a video that has absolutely nothing to do with religion = douche.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai I brought that up to his comment, not the video.

Learn your shit before insulting please.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Uh, what? You're commenting on this video's page. It's all the same, especially considering his comment has nothing to do with religion, either. So how about you stop trying to start a flame war? You're such a douche.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Yep and if you look at the "REPLY" button, the website is designed for discussion in the comments as well, moron.

Oh and next time you're gonna give opinions about my intellect when you're roid-raging, make sure to get your facts straight first kiddo.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo You're bringing religion up on a video that has nothing to do with that, in replying to comment that also has nothing to do with that. That is not debatable. Second, when did I question your intelligence? I think YOU need to get your facts straight.. I'm not a "kiddo", and I'm certainly not roid-raging. Also, how am I a moron? You're so incoherent, it's sad. Just don't bring up controversial subjects in places that are completely unrelated: That's douche behavior, get over it.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai TL;DR.

You're butthurt because I'm right about something. Get over it little kid.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Okay. How about you actually read my comment if you're going to respond to it. What a stupid thing to do.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Why the fuck would anyone bother to read a journal written by some butt-hurt little fuckhead on YT?

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo How am I butt hurt? What you did was really arrogant, and I was point it out. And if you're not going to bother reading what I said, then don't bother replying. Especially saying that you're right, when you're not even reading my argument. What an asshole you are.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Oh look, the moron has questions. Surprised me real good there.

People discuss different things in the comments. Get the fuck over it child.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Child? I'm taking my test to apply for graduate school in a month. I'm not a child. Your comment on religion hos NO relevance here. You want to debate religion? Fine, go somewhere else to do it. No one comes here to discuss that, you're just being contrary. Get over THAT.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai You think going to school makes you an adult?

Way to prove my point, retard. :)

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Graduate school? Do you even know what that is? You have to have a Bachelor's degree in your respective field to even apply. You have to have around four years of entry-level college to get a Bachelor's, and you have to have finished high school to go to college. Therefore, anyone applying to graduate school is almost guaranteed to be at least 21. I'm 23. Way to have no idea what you're talking about.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai "Almost guaranteed", effectively proving my point followed by "Way to have no idea what you're talking about".

You just keep doing my job by owning yourself, aren't you kid?

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo What are you talking about? Explain how I am proving your point. "Almost guaranteed", as in I suppose it's technically possible to finish highschool at 16 and get a Bachelor's in 3 years, giving an age of 19. But I don't see what that proves.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai You don't even remember what you yourself spat out?

I don't blame you. Garbling out that much garbage must be a chore in itself.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo I'm asking what YOUR point is, because frankly the fact that it's almost guaranteed that someone going into graduate school is going to be at least 21 doesn't prove anything you've said. You're making no sense.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Yeah. Being a stupid fucktard tends to not make logic not make a whole much sense.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Okay, so you're completely avoiding the question of "what is your point". Also, for one condemning others on their logic, you should perhaps note that "not make logic not make a whole much sense" is not only grammatically absurd, but logically is a double-negative. You're just being argumentative for the sake of argument, and doing so arbitrarily without even trying to make a rational point. So I'm ending this now.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai TL;DR.

I know you're one stupid cunt that must write over 1200 characters in attempt to get anything said at all but I already told you I won't read your shit-stained walls of whine.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo TL;DR: You're not explaining your point; you're arguing for the the sake of arguing; you insult arbitrarily; you're logically inconsistent. Therefore, I'm not going to reply to you any further. Done.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Of course you're going to rage-quit. You dissipated at the very first explanation, smearing over some lame explanation of your personal opinion, trying to turn it into an extensive retarded debate which you would lose because fact becomes before some little kid's view on things.

Now proceed and fuck off you pile of shit.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo If you'd like to debate this logically, and without insults, then I'd be more than happy to comply. But you obviously are too immature to do this.. Reply with some decency, with some rational thought, and I'll continue the conversation. If you can't manage it without arbitrarily insulting me, or without even contributing to your point, then this is over. You're so incredibly immature

[SexuaLobster]

@DiomedesStrosMkai @Coecoo

It's time to settle this once and for all. To the grease pit!!!

[ffsboom]

@SexuaLobster Good idea, the grease pit have yet to fail me when i need to resolve a dispute!

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@SexuaLobster Transgendered people make me shirk, and I don't want to chance the possibility oh having to make love to one

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Oh look, you just proved my point by returning after announcing your rage-quit.

For your information, you were the one that Insulted first so please, go ahead and attempt to lecture a mirror you dumb fuck.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo 'Rage' quit? Look at your comments. Look at mine. Who is 'enraged'?

Also, Tu quoque. Mine wasn't arbitrary, nor is it exemplifying of the way I speak. You, on the other hand, curse like a child who didn't have a father to raise him. Am I right?

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Rage-quitting doesn't have to make you enranged, fucktard. You announced to quit because you suck thoroughly on any attempts of making a logical discussion.

1. Opinionate me as a "Douche" because I brought up a FACT.

2. Continiously whine and call me various different things like "arrogant", saying that there has been no excuses made from ones religion, EVER as you flag them as "presumptuous claim"

You're a class A butt-hurt lil fucker. Get over it kiddo.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo "It was my destiny" as an excuse for religion is a fact? Uh, what? What religion is that?

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo There is loads of literature dealing with the relationship between theology and free-will/determinism. That you proclaim religion to be deterministic (ie proclaiming a definite destiny) as an established fact is presumptuous, esp. since many influential philosophers of the 20th would strongly disagree.. and I feel that they were far more intelligent than you. You have no idea what you are talking about, yet again.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Took you 20 minutes to google that kiddo?

My FACT has nothing to do with "Math". Look at some of the laws in any country and you'll see there are definite EXCUSES and EXCEPTIONS, be it allowed only to wear a hat inside because It's someone's religion or not eating a certain kind of food, it has indeed worked as an EXCUSE for a variety of different topics.

The ANOTHER FACT that you're trying to argue my intelligence with someone elses during your own

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai already means that you fail to persevere a valid point. But then again, I doubt you even bothered to read any of my first points, exclaiming that In the end, It's just your personal opinion and I can do whatever I want within the regulations of the terms of use on this site and there's SMUT you or anyone else can do about it.

Get over yourself you butthurt retard.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Also, please stop making assumptions. I guarantee I'm not going to make the argument that "it's my opinion". You're being ridiculous. I'm not whining, you're without a doubt being presumptuous and arrogant. Make points, and leave the petty insults out of it. I could be the most butt hurt this planet, but that wouldn't make me wrong. Ad hominem.

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai The only ridiculous thing here is your brain stuck on a loop thinking I think highly of myself as you exclaim on how many schools you've gon-

Oh wait. That's low self-esteem which is the sole reason you're still here, crying like the bitch you are, trying to make other accept your opinions as fact because your mommy didn't love you.:)

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai And please do continue to prompt me to stop insulting as you

1. Started insulting.

2. Insulted equally or more.

3. Insulted twice in the post you asked me not to.

It really helps my case so by all means, stuff your head further up your ass.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo Wow, and once again you miss the opportunity to actually contribute to your point and instead attack me personally. All I'm asking for is a cease-fire, but you're too stuck up and content wallowing down in the mud you sling from. Also, when did I "drop the F-bomb" as you said? You're just making stuff up now. Oh wait, you've been doing that from the beginning.. FYI, I've yet to make ANY conjecture as to your intelligence. So stop say I have.

[DiomedesStrosMkai]

@Coecoo I'm sorry, but what math did I mention? Free-will and determinism lies in the field of philosophy. I didn't have to google it, I'm a philosophy minor. This is all stuff I can quote you from Bertrand Russel's 'History of Western Philosophy'. And I'm not understanding your argument.. The excuse "it's my religion" is equivalent to "it's my destiny".

[Coecoo]

@DiomedesStrosMkai Argument, Argument.. For this to be an actual ARGUMENT, you have to give actual solid evidence that It is not equalivent because the only thing you've been spamming is your opinion.

You also think that

A. I am actually trying to convince you of something that is clear fact

/

B. Trying to convince me to approve your opinion based on nothing as you drop F-bombs and exclaim on what you think my Intellect is. if you're going to present something, bring facts.

[toby8stores]

@DiomedesStrosMkai wow you take shit to literal. Killjoy

[toby8stores]

@Coecoo ha i get it.

[toby8stores]

@Coecoo Also this is over one play on comment that anyone with common sense would get... Last of all why da fuck did this spam for 6 pages SWEET RAPTOR JESUS!

[SlowBrony]

Is Great Destiny Man destined for more destiny? Will his Adventure continue or is this his end? Find out next time in...

Make More Great Destiny Man Destiny Man ep2!

[TheKatanafreak]

@SlowBrony He did, just search it, Newgrounds uploaded it...

[EvanWantsSoup]

Haha! Those cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch!

[JohnnyVanilla1]

I saw so many Skyrim things

[thatrubberducky26]

1:23 best line ever

[SuPaFlY171989]

epic OWNED at 1:23

[elmgren94]

Looking forward to Great Destiny Man 3!

[TheKeenMind]

"The cobras would burn as well, you stupid bitch!"

Best. Comeback.Ever.

[byrd0704]

@TheKeenMind according to closed captioning the best comebackk ever is "Victories were burned as well as the stupid bitch"

[hackerp49]

More like Great Destiny troll.

[Zynoxicify]

(ಠ_ಠ)



[kalmidor44]

what's the music?

[Crazespawnful]

Its Samauri Jack but better

[danielfazzino]

It was my destiny to watch this video! XD

[MetalMario791]

Ninja Lila?

[deathman1021]

A man with an uncanny ability to do as he pleases, for it is his destiny

[Darkemo1011]

HA HA HA tha cobra's would burn aswell you stupid B**ch

[r3dtext]

great now i gotta find 200186257's coment.

[ReconTeam111]

"Ha ha. The cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch!"

Everybody keeps looking at me funny after I say that IRL.

[DreadfulNob]

I would give so much for the ending soundtrack

[FatherTrez]

This is the only video by SexuaLobster that makes sense

[FatherTrez]

Never hate on Shintoism again, you bastards

[mattetis]

o this is so sad and im laughing, im a bad person.......

[IBreak4It]

It was his destiny, until he took an arrow to the knee... stick to the face... whatever.

[LordShiding]

@IBreak4It I don't get the whole arrow to the knee thing

[IBreak4It]

@LordShiding

Skyrim. You can't go to a single Skyrim video without seeing that joke. It's like a bullet to the foot joke.

[LordShiding]

@IBreak4It I don't get what the joke is, or how idiots thk it; s funny enough that it's worth thumbs up, or "I used to like arrow to the nknee jokes, but then i took an arrow to the knee" How is that funny :P

[IBreak4It]

@LordShiding It's just a Skyrim inside joke. If you've played it long enough, then eventually you'll get it and be in on the joke, and it's funny. And before you go accusing others of being idiots for liking the joke, you may want to proofread your own comments :P

[danaxandstuff]

*insert steven segal comment here*

[Fabbioo15]

More of Destiny man pleaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[r3dtext]

i like how 90 or more percent of the comments are about samurai jack or steven segal lol

[AcendrixGaming]

SAMURAI JACK

[TheHeatfran]

Great Destiny Man in Great Destiny Man starring Great Destiny Man.

Yo dawg, I heard you like Great Destiny Man, so we put Great Destiny Man in Great Destiny Man with Great Destiny Man.

[septumis]

i love the add that was used before this video

[eminem1993]

Great Destiny Man Starring Steven Segal

[APACHETF141]

i love the theme song

[Wespa64]

It was my desteny to watch the video

[Z0MB1PLAY3R]

i suppose this wasnt his destiny

[hippiehair777]

Loving your shit bro

[hazzmando]

I fucking love these

[Ahamster2]

Are you going to add Great destiny man 2?

[shadowshaman20002003]

@Ahamster2 its uploaded under the newgrounds channel

[like1ice]

@Ahamster2 theres already 1

[DoctorKandosii]

Steven Segal?

[chuckhorneatcorn]

the way she moves her head when she says "go on, do it" funniest thing

[fordo37893548]

so EEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIICCCC­CCCCCC

[skillzofatree]

OmG eels!

[yeazzya]

stupid bitch

[LordShiding]

Great Destiny Man reminds me of Steven Segal

[Alxmir23]

@LordShiding what gave it away,the overconfident attitude or the ponytail?

[LordShiding]

@Alxmir23 that, and the jaw and the look on his face when he's fighting

[darksscorpion]

@LordShiding

HAHA well said XD

[byrd0704]

@LordShiding he reminds me of samurai jack

[HODOROGU]

acwaaarddd! samurai is better and same grafic :))

[GHhog]

@HODOROGU How is that awkward? It's a matter of opinion. Besides, this is just a comedic short and Samurai Jack was a funded show.

[Fabbioo15]

looks like samuai jack

[sinky111111]

i will never know how a sword beats a laser staff.

[BBHexKey]

this is like the old and not so bad ass version of jack. :( i miss him..

[havebrainsmust]

the first 3 deaths are anti-climatic.... thats what make it funny to me..

[tubetoiletv2000]

omg EELS!!

[Toiletclottingpoop]

KATANNANANNNANA FTW

[Luoslav]

samurai jack !

[DazzaR87]

Stephen Segal in his early days

[gerRyzEdrick001]

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[ThatOneSpecialKiddie]

Hahah XD

[danaxandstuff]

dat music is orgasmic~

[MasterMahaha]

" Ahahha. The cobras would burn as well , you stupid bitch. " LOL

[oongjang]

Think of what the teachers at that school would think of this...

[mrxai658]

wow its so SELF EXPLANATORY

[Dracodeumonis]

I honestly thought this was gonna be serious, but after she yells at him to kill her, It was all too funny!

[Guitarsnail1]

reminds me of samurai jack

[AoTxMechaDeath]

Kinda like Dark Souls... Except Great destiny man didn't die every nanosecond.

[Ravengaurd6]

It's like DARKSOULS!

[Panzer3421]

1:17 is the funniest part

[Totema1]

I love how the little girl did more harm to Great Destiny Man than the guardian spirits did.

[Happymasks]

that little girl has more balls than great destiny man himself

[darkdestiny661]

lol

"Whut?!"

[Erufailon42]

This summer!

Samurai Jack: The Great Destiny Man!

Starring Stephen Seagal!

[RaGeX666]

It's samurai jack!

Except he can talk :)

[vatiz93]

@RaGeX666 But, but.. Samurai Jack also talks O.o'

[Milistaier]

@vatiz93 it's all in your imagination my son.now die.