3 1/2 Years to Live

[polo9024]

its because the myans all died

[karn33333]

"I asked her if she wanted any desert she said no, so I ordered Pecan pie, then she takes her fork steels a piece her face blows up and she goes "oh my god does this have nuts in it?"" "so?" "mom it was PECAN PIE!" -- KEEPING THE FAITH.

[Deathstone397]

OMG A MAN MADE CALANDER IS GOING TO END! THAT MEANS THE WORLD WILL END TO! :3

[MrYoyogod]

i still hate them for take halo away damn bastards

[RsJVlonst3r]

watch?v=w8DUwytU5co

[RsJVlonst3r]

Does anyone even remember Death Day 2000?

[FroFrogInc]

@RsJVlonst3r Y2K. totally remember that. not that i ever believed in it but there was kind of a logical explanation to it, not really. what some of the sane people thought, was that all of the computers dates (which were set to the last 2 numbers of the year, '97, '98 etc.) was going to hit 00 and then crash all of the computers, which wouldn't end the world technically but it would be a huge disaster. but instead the dates all changed to 00 and everything kept working.

[janedrill]

re Cadbury Milk

Fish don't have fingers but we sell em!

[xxXkinseyXxx]

Thanks phil. You put my mind at rest. I've been sick and terrified of this subject for the past year. I was having trouble sleeping (I only rlly got scared at night). But since

I look up to you a lot this really helped me and now I can finally live my life

[knightespio]

I honestly think the Mayans just got tired of writing the years out for us, either;

1) The guy writing every single year out just got tired of writing (i.e. hand cramps) and gave up or

2) They just got sick and tired of writing out the days for us, they're hoping and praying that we know how the number system works by now, and after 2012 comes 2014, but after thousands of years of counting, who knows... maybe they're wrong. xP

[MegaFhp]

dude ,ur badass,

[MegaFhp]

yah,man i believe ur right!!!

[MiniGeek31337]

2:53 Oh, LMAO, you made my day :'D

[Spannahlily]

I went into a food store and picked up a bag of pecan nuts. Turned the bag over. "WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS" no shit.

[JohnnyVisions]

yay



[barackson]

I'm like the monkey in the image

[nibiru355]

the world is going to end pepple are blind from the turth

[weez8u2]

is it funny cause he talks soo fast?...i dont get it.

[xLavenderBlossomx]

i hope it doesnt end because it's going to take me a year to lose all this weight and i want to look good

[TheBlurryLights]

December 21 is my birthday :P

[mrfwest]

@TheBlurryLights you are going to have a very bad birthday

[hempartist420]

so, people enjoy these videos? but why?

[PBGod0001]

paintball doesnt hurt fuck

[NWGandee]

I miss how your videos use to be.

[amzackdaman]

Video games like grand theft auto actually relieve a whole lot of stress that you might have and also it can be quite funny. I find it hilarious when I run an old lady over while I'm driving an ambulance.

[Somethingproductable]

On the subject of 2012...I was in the middle of watching that when I projectile vomited from the front row...Yeah I had swine flu. :D

[123cheeseplease]

ok thanks soooo much because Im so sick of people being like oh were going to diiiieeeee in 2012 blah soooo thanks ;)

[longname3141]

Does your cheese burger contain cheese...then again the ham burger doesn't contain fam

[FabulousLakeTahoe]

Taco Bell "beef" might not, you never know...

[SurrealMax9]

Awesome 2012 rant.. and I'm SO happy you know the truth about dinosaurs. Actually I have no idea, but back in the day when there were 2 moons, everything grew a lot bigger. Those were the good old days *sigh*

[lunchbox9092]

BOXXY IS BACK!!! WATCH HER NEW VIDEO AS SHE EXPLAINS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AND TALKS ABOUT HER NEW UPCOMING VIDEOS!!!

/watch?v=MfSLV3fhoTM

/watch?v=MfSLV3fhoTM

[DylanBobMr]

innocent people, wtf is an innocent person? there is no such thing as free will, or good, or bad. we cannot be held accountable for our actions.

[lovablevietboy]

This dude is ugly.

[inthemoviecorners]

its in the fucking name lols >.<

[Donziba]

you think thats crazy with Cadburys Dairy milk drink, I got a bag of nuts and it said get this... MAY CONTAIN NUTS!!! HAHA!

[Mistersupernova]

the funny part about the kid that killed his mom is the his dad forgave him for it

[ducktapelover1]

why whould the mayans make a calander for fucking 3000 years

jesus

maby teh where going to finish it later in like a 1000 years and had nothing better to do>:|

[coinsthatdip]

My birthday is December 21st FML :(

[veredusjr]

i have the same poster :)

[foxkid1212]

halo isn't even a good game goddamn

[SayHey2TheEarth]

Does it occer to anyone that the other parts of the calendar were lost to time considering the thousands of years that they have been gone. Or maybe there really is a black hole waiting for us in the off chance that our planet's going to end on a specific date that was "detemined" thousands of years ago. mmm... or I could be wrong. We might all die of squaids and an army of intellegent butterflys will swarm the earth and take over human civilization.

[srsly101]

@SayHey2TheEarth if we don't die and butterfly's dont take over the world ill be very sad :(

[mrsraddliffe]

@SayHey2TheEarth I am from 2012 and the world is intellegent butterfly free

[KimberleyASamuels]

planets are actually going to align in 2012

[peopleadmire]

are you gay?  you look and sound gay

[KimberleyASamuels]

@peopleadmire he has a girfriend

[KCfakesmiles]

@peopleadmire how can somebody look or sound gay?

it freaks me out. Why do people hear and see these things and I don't?!

oh wait..... they just might be ignorant.

[peopleadmire]

@KCfakesmiles LOL, now you REALLY sound gay

[KCfakesmiles]

@peopleadmire you have yet to answer the question.

I still don't understand how somebody can sound gay...

well, I guess someone could sound happy...

You know, never mind. If you enjoy using words as they were meant to be used, it makes sense.

if you aren't, it still doesn't make much sense.

[peopleadmire]

@KCfakesmiles ok mann, you sound homosexual like tha guy in tha video. you sound like a kid that has just taken a break from his warcraft to socialize a bit with adults and prove them wrong. and you sound stupid. -case closed-

[KCfakesmiles]

@peopleadmire well my good sir, I'll say now that I do not understand how exactly someone could sound like they're homosexual. unless they happen to be saying "why hello there, my name is Robert and I am a man who enjoys the company of other men in bed! How do you do?"

I admit, that sounds a touch gay.

and I happen to be female who hasn't played world of warcraft, though it looks like fun.

and sir? you sound a bit like an ignorant prick who makes insensitive comments.

thought you should know.

[eternalrestfoReVer]

@KCfakesmiles nice comment! but did you have to use my name as an example : )

[KCfakesmiles]

@eternalrestfoReVer I apologize Robert.

[peopleadmire]

@KCfakesmiles haha then THATS why you sound gay and stupid!! LOL Cuz your a women. Sorry, I forgot about women for a second maybe xD. anyways, I was just kiddin. Damn,why is everyone so serious now days?! yall need to chill out and take jokes. Peace

[KCfakesmiles]

@peopleadmire well prick, at least I make great sammiches.

and I can take a joke, it's that joking by calling someone gay is like joking by calling someone retarded or black.

it's discrimination and not so politically correct anyway you spin it.

so have fun making insensitive comments and coming across as an idiot, it's entertaining to see you crash and burn.

have a nice day.

[peopleadmire]

@KCfakesmiles LOOOL!!! CRASH AND BURN?!?! come tha fuck on. Why would I crash and burn for something stupid on YOUTUBE?! Your a kid. You need to grow up and stop callin people prick. and choosing "Black" as an insult. Im half black. So watch what you say little KKK. You have a nice day blondie.

-Love- :*

[KCfakesmiles]

@peopleadmire well, apparently you didn't understand the simple concept, love.

I'm saying, if people insult someone by saying "you're so black" or saying "you're so retarded" it's discrimination and it's hurtful.

it's the same thing as saying "you're so gay"

if you're saying the word as an insult then it's not politically correct and you're being a prick. I was in no way being racist. I was making a point.

and extra fact, I have brown hair. though I suppose you wouldn't care.

have a nice life.

[QuantumTap]

the planet was already dying before the meteorite hit, the meteorwas just more of a reset button for the planet

[Bjaminstar]

where do i go to download the software you used to make your videos

[SADCRYINGDOLFIN]

@Bjaminstar redtube dot com

[stormfire180]

@SADCRYINGDOLFIN lol, haha yeeeeaaaahhhh......

[SADCRYINGDOLFIN]

@stormfire180 mwahahaha

[OutMidnight]

@SADCRYINGDOLFIN no actually its tube8 dot com

[SADCRYINGDOLFIN]

@OutMidnight ...i'll try that

[rymestosavor]

@SADCRYINGDOLFIN thats porn!!!llmao

[palestinianahlam201]

I'm Palestinian, as u can c through the name lmao and I really appreciate that u didn't act like a douchebag and talked about something when u didn't have a clear opinion or all the info yet. So THANK U. Finally someone who does somethng the RIGHT way <3

[TheSameian]

You can predict hurricanes, you can predict 9/11, but the thing is, you can never predict the end of the world. Only god can. So fuck off dude that predicted this! FUCK OFF!! >:O

[jamesdc1993]

@TheSameian You are just as retarded as this guy.

[TheSameian]

@jamesdc1993 Im retarded for an opinion?

[kingofbungholio]

@TheSameian Not being Anti-religious but keep religion off the internet please.

[renoloverxoxo]

Does anyone else think that phil's dimples are cute?

[hempartist420]

@renoloverxoxo no, his dimples make him look like a schoolchild with a giant head...

[renoloverxoxo]

@hempartist420 A simple no would have sufficed. I'm sure there are people who think you aren't attractive too.

[hempartist420]

@renoloverxoxo oh I see, you're the only one that can express their opinion, I totally forgot... sorry :P

[renoloverxoxo]

@hempartist420 The only time I get really snippy is when people are being harsh about other's appearences.

[jeimy98]

My brother was crying about 2012, so i showed him this video. He stopped crying but now hes scared about the Halo kid.

[ProtoType5eagle]

can u please put on speakers and pose like a monkey so i can laugh please

[ak74udieby]

the world IS going to end because crazy people are going to riot

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@ak74udieby that's my theory. They'll be SO convinced ad shit will happen that they'll do crazy shit that ruins everything.

[BuffaloWarrior7]

I kind of miss the old show its changed a bit.

[iRandy383]

Who would kill their parents over a game? What a fucking retard.

[phantomzassassin]

@iRandy383 i know halo 3 and what makes it worse is the fact its halo 3 which is a really shit game

[thehelpfullhint]

the planets will line up, and it will be significant....but we'll live...even though i think the opposite of some ppl at skool....

[Flashfire97]

Everyone is fretting about 2012, it's funny. When the archeologist was translating the Myan text, she translated it incorrectly (That's what happens when women leave the kitchen, they start media mongering campains)

[chwy15]

their are 12 different mian calanders..... the first one ends on december 12th 2012. thats last one ends in like billions of years

[CJTVZ]

lol i like this video.. just cuz my bday is march 12.. (312)

[Flashfire97]

@CJTVZ darn, two days off (Long live Pi day)

[CJTVZ]

@Flashfire97 what does pi day have to do with it? oh... lol 3/14.. kk pie day is right between me and my bro's bdays

[cutiepie13951]

ohh your funny! :DD hahah

[FarhanC99]

grand theft auto is not gonna make people do heroin and shoot people

Its for the people who dont have the balls to do heroin and shoot people in real life so they have to do it in a video game

[crookshanksgoesrawr]

Thanks phil..you reassured me *phew

[j25727lego]

Ok so the myans didn't have enough rock to make the rest of the calendar, big deal, ur not gonna find a rock big enough to cover the entire database of the millenniums so get over it, what happen if we stopped making calendars and 200 years from now some one found one of these and said "oh my goodness this calendar stops at January 30 were all gonna die"

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

PEANUT BUTTER: WARNING, CONTAINS PEANUTS.

[Brandonious15987]

@DrunkenGuyOncrack Dammit I'm allergic to peanuts!!!

[RumbleCow]

@DrunkenGuyOncrack bullshit!

[Trinitykill]

so the mayan calendar ended on Dec 21.

so what, maybe they never got around to finishing it?

i mean think about it, if you were around all those years ago and you have calendars dating thousands of years ahead of your time, would you bother making more?

[cartman1041]

LOL... The end of the world, the appocolapse, minioritys...

[azulcremaporvida91]

why is shay wearing a D-Bag of the day shirt lol

[alexhan6]

Thousands of years ago, this is what the Mayans were thinking.

Guy 1: Ahh, we're out of rocks! I'll go get some more.

Guy 2: No, we might get the chance to freak out a future civilization! Biggest April fools joke. Evar.

[Doctalen]

@alexhan6 Dude you have made my day I will say that to everyone that brings it up

[mirilith]

@alexhan6 awesome joke !

[Xenemeous]

it just like what happened on Dec 31, 1999 "Y2K", and what happened on June 6, 2006 "Judgment Day". People are gonna get worked up, then they're gonna get proved wrong like the dumb fucks they are...

[Thiren111]

but american cheeze has is notcheeze in.

[Squids772]

if the world is gonna end, let it end like the way it's supposed to end! God will Teabag Earth. 

[warboss3000]

@Squids772 "Thy holy lord... What are thou doing?!"

"ROOOXXXXEEERRRSSS BOXXXXEEERRRSSS!!!"

"FUUUUUUUUU-"

[mihainord]

You ARE great!

[guitarartis]

One of my fav disclaimers that were put in is for a short period on red bull commercials. At the end the disclaimer was "Red bull does not actually give you wings, but revitalizes your mind and body" I don't think the second part is 100% correct but you get the idea. I'm pretty sure they had to put this on there cause too many people were mixing red bull and vodka, getting hammered and jumping off the roof. And instead of you know, cutting back on the booze a little they prob decided to sue.

[dickr4chicks]

States that it contains milk because certain diseases, such as Crohns, is affected by "Dairy Milk." Dairy milk comes from cows, other milk such as soy is not referred to as a dairy product in the same context. It is a strange requirement by the government to require these statements, but you could call something Dairy Milk and it be a cucumber. I concluded after my first video that i will watch no others since you lack education. I suggest you find out the "why" before speaking.

[connorbecool]

my mom used to always play grand theft auto...one day we were driving and she almost hit a dude on his motorbike . .. . intentionally .

[Knight123252]

@yoyomasterbrad lmao I think uve just been smoking too much pot

[killerducky420]

finally someone who knows that 2012 is just stupid shit

[OblivionVamp]

I once bought a pack of nuts on it stood "may contan nuts"

[lmshorton]

I do hope the world doesn't end on that day cos that's my 20th birrthday and that would suck

[miganders]

i hope people kill themself in 2012..



[TheINEEDAUSERNAME]

iwent 2 a circus one day and bought a pack of peanuts (with shells) and on every shell there was a small tag that said "WARNING: May contain peanuts"

[dfer159632]

ya know I think the reason I like sxephil and all of us like him is because he brings us news that we are otherwise ignorant to, in an enjoyable way (i.e) 2012, now I was conflicted when I heard about this but after seeing this video I'm like, boy was I stupid, shame no me for my momentary ignorance 

[yoyomasterbrad]

phil`s wrong! video games do make you crazy! like when i play pac man for long periods of time, it makes me wants to run away from colorful ghost while eating continuously.

[LeGiiTWillie]

Funny. Both of their names are Charles.. Charles Trippy also did a special thing for 120,000 subscribers at like the same week.. A lot of men getting their tits killed with paintballs for YouTube for 1 week. Haha!

[sierrabreannnn]

hahah; who is that??

[TeamRebe]

MINORITIES moving in

[lessrage1]

can you get boxxy to marry me

[stuebal629]

i hate mental midgits.

[jackogmoretilley]

i got cheese icecream once thinking there was no way there was cheese in it..... I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mos277]

the planets will aline at december 25th 2012... it happens every winter

[nachofrnd]

If 2012 dose come true I have o prob we die 4 days b4 Christma

[Metaknight251]

1: WTF is planet x

2: the Mayan calendar ends. Ok who gives a crap.

3: the movie 2012 was the biggest exaggeration of my life. Seriously.

4: Were not gonna die!!! Even if we were gonna have to die, were all gonna die someday. Matter not be it's old age or god knows what else you can die of.

[bournephoenix]

@Metaknight251 i agree

[CanadianSecurityIntl]

Finally someone who knows 2012 is a scam

[rebekahah]

Haha well actually... My dad had jury duty and one person was guilty of shooting and killing his roommate because he inturrupted him while playing grand theft auto. Ooh... That's why my parents don't let us play grabs theft auto. The one video game we are not allowed to play. :/

[tragicallyhip29]

This was your funniest video!

[BanditKitteh]

Haha, who's the dumbass getting shot with paintballs?

[HolodoboloH]

it's december 22d god damnit....

[SC93RFC1873]

nice rant on milk

[2wilder]

thank u phil some 1 who doesnt think we're all gunna die

[nasassafrasslaugh]

hahaha minorities moving in...

[drlittle123]

>.>

12-21-2012 is NOT the last date in the mayan calander.

There are more than one different events past that on the mayan calendar.. Anyone who beleives that its going to end are just blatently retarded.

[dirtym3zy]

got look up David Wilcock and tell me what you think

[andysanj]

Yeah, I saw on the back of a packet of peanuts "May contain nuts"

[xtrixsterx]

Why is everybody going on about the mayian calander and they think it's doomsday because THEY RAN OUT OF FUCKING SPACE ON A ROCK

Totally agree with this guy, all of those people out there please don't be overly paranoid

[McSorchaGlinchey]

You'll crack up at this sxephil, milk has a contains milk caution sign. I am not a troll. serriously.

[TheRhoss]

did you hear him scream christ

[megeler]

you're wrong.. when the calender ends, the vampire robot nazi's who are also zombies wil take over. Im surprised no movie has been made about this yet.. And damn if i keep watching year old video's im also going to drop out of college..

[strelok5831]

@megeler wow dumbass the worlds not going to end

[ZaSchnoeb]

I think the word is sarcasm

[Potts132]

@strelok5831 Just saying, I think that was sarcasm

[viiirry]

I miss this intro! It's awesome, why'd you switch ?

[xXRand0mnameXx]

@viiirry because the new one has a monkey wearing glasses, A MONKEY WEARING GLASSES DAMMIT

[GTidm]

funny thing is in 1998 the planets did line up............and nothing happend

[chiffmonkey]

@GTidm Err, wasn't that 1997?

[2gamers247]

@GTidm lol

[videogamefreak003]

@GTidm ...or did it? o.o

[SavannahKittay]

@GTidm oh damn thats the year i was born

[Bongtasia]

wow "thought of the day" i dont know what the hell you didnt cover in the world today and all in 4 mins too damn your good.please do one to fill some ppl in on what it actually means to live "free" most ppl dont get it because most americans are way too ignorant and spolied to even begin to knowlegde what it means..alot are even shamed to be here in the USA

[Bongtasia]

omg your crazy! too many comments so little time ...your crazy but so freaking true everybit of it

[kbutyourontop]

haha he did great raped by like 4 dudes with paintball guns

[akalacrossehero]

Hahaha that was a great video

[Overl0ck]

Rwe must run to the hills ? :O

[igouroum]

0:25 wut??

[BShortysbaby92]

hahaha i love at the end when ur like O_o who is that?!

[Robstermaniac1000]

this guy is fukin funny XD

[D3adBear]

@innerkiwi

Nah, the movie aired after a documentary about 2012 came out on the discovery channel, which is pretty beleiveable since the discovery channels theme is real life.

[innerkiwi]

funny thing is... myans all died...go to walmart ...find a calander thats 600+ years into the future i bet you you cant find SHIT.2012 is a movie and ppl think its real now. im just a 13 year old kid but come on.... grow up pplz

[leppy5]

Zombie aapoocilypse

[cat0501]

Makes me think of the instructions on a perscription I saw recently. Take one tablet orally three times a day. What the hell else are you supposed to do with the tablet. There ain't too many places you can put it.

[ManofWar365]

You should advertise this all over the net.

It would be a good idea :3

[NOVAGIRL666]

the movie 2012 sucks, i watched it, 3 hours and a half wasted, a waste of money. its was like Pearl Harbor or other movies that action, chastrophic and tragic but with a cliched love scene

[notsocomicaltv]

i thought pearl harbour was good. 2012 was shit though

[NOVAGIRL666]

@notsocomicaltv well yeah pearl harbor is okay. i just dont like those lovey dovey romance scene in those kinds of movies

[cachouski]

it also says on peanut bags : contains peanuts....yeah.

[OmgMrNoob]

I Knew the dinosaur bones were there to confuse us!!

[Megadedly]

The light in the window is a crack in the sky

[ROCK1337ful]

2012= zombies and crowbars

"death, the apocalypse, minorities moving in nearby..."