I know a lot of Americans have trouble understanding British people, but I've never had that problem...........until I started listening to Johnny. I understand probably 60% of what he's saying. The rest is lost in the noise.
Why? because he's overweight and isnt ashamed of it. I suppose you are slim, beautiful and incredibly boring. I know who I'd rather have a pint with..
I met him on the dublin to holyhead ferry and had my picture taken with him - he is fantastic. really nice. i was worried to ask for the photo as my husband once asked barbara windsor for an autograph as she came out of a panto and she was really nasty and told him to f**k off. but johnny was really great.
Its been a while since i heard that saying! Im from up north but moved 3 years ago. I miss the warmth and humour of northern people. I am so glad i had the chance to meet him.
Well first of all, this is BBCWorldwide; the commercial arm of the BBC.
Secondly the licence fee only covers domestic broadcasting. It's like buying DVDs of BBC shows; even though you paid to make and broadcast the show, you still have to pay royalties to the BBC (or BBCWorldwide) when you want them on DVD.
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Don't know why he's so popular. I'm from St Helens,and you can bump into a Johnny in every working-class local...funny, but no comic genius. But fair play to him. Live abroad now, so don't know anything about these latest 'rape' allegations.
johnny vegas is a comical genious,he is no rapist,the complete opposite as a matter of fact.if you see the so called rape scene on stage then you will know what im talking about.see first comment later,idiots.he is one of the nicest and polite people i ever had the pleasure of meeting.
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Well I hope Vegas soon bites the dust. He recently sexually assaulted a shy young woman on the stage on one of his shows and has got away with it. I hope he does a painful and slow death, very soon. Calling him shit would be an insult to shit.
god i hate omgltsMikala he is REALLY REALLY NOT funny and he is just ermm a person who watches and comments on things he doesn't like i wish i cud be omgltsMikala 4 1 day so i cud climb everest and then jump off!!
This guy IS funny and got famous first of as a brilliant stand up , and then as an actor! .. yes hes fat,, but then , im sure he didnt get famous writing snide remarks on the internet ;)
I couldn't give a fecking donkeys were you live, i'm still pretty sure his income is higher than yours and at least he's happy enough not to spend his time calling people who've done nothing wrong names on youtube.....oh, and for the record, i'm not your friend
Don't want itis about johnny but he makes me chuckle everytime
DnyFranco 9 months ago
I have a weight loss pill. Its a foot across and made of cork.
spiderpig85 10 months ago
I know a lot of Americans have trouble understanding British people, but I've never had that problem...........until I started listening to Johnny. I understand probably 60% of what he's saying. The rest is lost in the noise.
Sabiancym 1 year ago
I love every fluffy ounce of Johnny Vegas! His incredible sense of humor makes him very attractive and a bit of a stud-muffin, in my opinion.
jburroughs30627 1 year ago 5
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Revolting chap
comedychannels 2 years ago
Why? because he's overweight and isnt ashamed of it. I suppose you are slim, beautiful and incredibly boring. I know who I'd rather have a pint with..
AndyPorton 2 years ago 11
@AndyPorton JOHNNY and a cuppa PG with Monkay
DarthRevan1051 1 year ago
God didn't make Johnny that way. Burgers and beer did.
nickbaldeagle01 2 years ago 10
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The ultimate fat loss solution, it's called :
"STOP EATING YOU FAT BASTARD!!"
mahound9 1 year ago
Bloodless feet hahaha
Vertman3000 2 years ago
I met him on the dublin to holyhead ferry and had my picture taken with him - he is fantastic. really nice. i was worried to ask for the photo as my husband once asked barbara windsor for an autograph as she came out of a panto and she was really nasty and told him to f**k off. but johnny was really great.
eyesonamee 2 years ago 8
johnny's a northern lad so he's gonna be sound as a pound!!!
weetabixHEED2009 2 years ago 23
Its been a while since i heard that saying! Im from up north but moved 3 years ago. I miss the warmth and humour of northern people. I am so glad i had the chance to meet him.
eyesonamee 2 years ago
vegas rocks, 'babs' sucks... always get the impression johnny's a nice guy, its cool to have it confirmed, i'll like to meet him :)
TobeUK 2 years ago
I saw him buying stuff in filey today it was cool.
kissbeatsall 2 years ago
Last time i saw him on ideal he'd lost alot of weight, made him look older though, although he is getting on so that might be it too .
Legend anyway, very funny.
sutters 2 years ago
Jonny Vegas is a funny fella :-)
PeteGeeza86 2 years ago 5
Why do the BBC have adverts on youtube? Surely that's what the licence is for.
mellerbeck 2 years ago 5
Well first of all, this is BBCWorldwide; the commercial arm of the BBC.
Secondly the licence fee only covers domestic broadcasting. It's like buying DVDs of BBC shows; even though you paid to make and broadcast the show, you still have to pay royalties to the BBC (or BBCWorldwide) when you want them on DVD.
GuerrillaSauce 2 years ago
My quote of the day "The day i discovered trackie-bottoms; my life began."
oli696969 2 years ago 6
johnny vegas is a legend! id love to meet him...
U48 2 years ago
I cried.
tyruk 3 years ago
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GameShine 3 years ago
I Am Laughing At This. Look, Proof.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why Not Get A Life Instead Of Posting
This Utter Fuckin Bollocks All Over The Net?
RandomCockFart 3 years ago
Youtube has had a meeting and they have agreed to do exactly as you say.
You stupid little petulant child.
MickeyLove01 2 years ago
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this cunt's no funny. he's pish.
shite banter.
NEXT
JAPANESEPRICK 3 years ago
i saw him in manchester outside a hotel the other day, he wernt even tyryin to be funny but5 he was hilarious, givin abuse to 2chavs! rate legend
sheerbreast 3 years ago 5
Where's the Beef ??
BottomBoosh 3 years ago
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Don't know why he's so popular. I'm from St Helens,and you can bump into a Johnny in every working-class local...funny, but no comic genius. But fair play to him. Live abroad now, so don't know anything about these latest 'rape' allegations.
ollie705 3 years ago
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fat fucking st helens woolyback scum
7777S777 3 years ago
Why bother looking him up then, retard.
Ed0c 3 years ago 28
its the welsh that are woolybacks you twat
adrianbarratt 3 years ago
Is it, I live on Merseyside and Scousers calls people over the river in Wirral 'woolybacks', maybe they just think we're Welsh?
JapeUK 3 years ago
nahhh... woolybacks are origionally us from saints... but now scousers call it to anyone who lives on merseyside but dont live in liverpool.
Fernando9ToRReZ 2 years ago
There too do you live? St Helens here. ^__^
MushroomwigGT 2 years ago
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jonny vegas aka micheal pennington
suzcube66 3 years ago
have you see johnny lately he's lost a ton of weight
ufcisgay 3 years ago 6
bumped into him last week, he truly is much skinnier... almost normal weight!
tofukim 3 years ago
he lived near me in St Helens Rock on johnny
rcotham12fightstar 3 years ago
if you like jonny vegas u should watch benidorm
jjakeg1 3 years ago
Catch him in the BBCs adaption of Dickens' Bleak House. Amazing. Just amazing.
petecogs 3 years ago
Hes Cutee
i Love His Voice Haha
LiiTTODANii 3 years ago
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Johnny Vegas' whole comedy act: "Im Northern!"
dowling1981 3 years ago
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Don't forget his other classics - "I'm Fat!" and "I Smoke and Drink Too Much!"
hairytosser 3 years ago
And yet he is the one on TV.
chopin65 3 years ago
Fred West was on tv as well wasn't he?
bose8910 3 years ago
fred west wasn't northen.
he was from gloucester
get your facts right
johnny vegas is class
lankypanky 3 years ago
I never said he was northern you spanner.
I just said that he'd been on tv.
Make sure you understand things.
hairytosser 3 years ago
johnny vegas is a comical genious,he is no rapist,the complete opposite as a matter of fact.if you see the so called rape scene on stage then you will know what im talking about.see first comment later,idiots.he is one of the nicest and polite people i ever had the pleasure of meeting.
brock100870 3 years ago
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What a disgusting rapist
themelonbread 3 years ago
absolutely resplendant
englander1971 3 years ago
bose8910 and MimicMimix -
????
better have proof MFs
escargot606 3 years ago
the proof is about 6 inches above this message. If you can't see it don't try too hard "MF"
bose8910 3 years ago
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2 of the biggest cunts on the planet. But at least they'll probably both be dead soon!
bose8910 3 years ago
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Well I hope Vegas soon bites the dust. He recently sexually assaulted a shy young woman on the stage on one of his shows and has got away with it. I hope he does a painful and slow death, very soon. Calling him shit would be an insult to shit.
MimicMimix 3 years ago
i'm not larfing homer
bmxbest1 3 years ago
lol i'm watchin him on benidorm right now
noofnoof3112 3 years ago 2
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god i hate johnny vegas he is NOT funny and he is just ermm a fat slob
omgItsMikala 3 years ago
some people just dont get him ,they are often devoid of any personality
ybot1983 3 years ago
god i hate omgltsMikala he is REALLY REALLY NOT funny and he is just ermm a person who watches and comments on things he doesn't like i wish i cud be omgltsMikala 4 1 day so i cud climb everest and then jump off!!
nufc86 3 years ago
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im not a he dumbass .. but whatever
people like you idolize johnny vegas because hes a fat slob, just like you! lol
omgItsMikala 3 years ago
new ideal tonite
thefloyd123 3 years ago
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ive got his msn addi n hes got webcam so its real lol
modmadryan 3 years ago
if its true how did u get it
YaDad23 3 years ago
"The day I discovered trackie bottoms, my life began!" Pro.
ffsBonGo 4 years ago
johnny vegas is fucking funny,hope they make ideal 4!
slartyuk 4 years ago
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RIP Johny :(
sadamevans89 4 years ago
dude: newsflash, he not dead!
PinnacleOfPerfection 4 years ago 3
That's too bad.
Ratbas 3 years ago
And this is merited as SPAM, why?
morning3jack 3 years ago
some people just dont get him ,they are often devoid of any personality
ybot1983 3 years ago
hehe, looove johnny vegas, one funny guy.
xgreenymeex 4 years ago 2
Vegas is a funny guy
flightlasvegasnevada 4 years ago 8
JOHNNY IS BRILL!
BAYCITYROLLERBOY 4 years ago 6
i love johnny =)
just outrageous
00hla 4 years ago 5
Genius. There are a lot of unfunny fat people. It deeos not matter what size he is, he would be funny anyway.
MmdIsANob 4 years ago 6
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YAWN
englander1971 4 years ago
Haha cheers ;)
mikeblockhead 4 years ago
This guy IS funny and got famous first of as a brilliant stand up , and then as an actor! .. yes hes fat,, but then , im sure he didnt get famous writing snide remarks on the internet ;)
mikeblockhead 4 years ago 10
ABSOLUTELY REEEE-SPLENDENT FRIEND
englander1971 4 years ago
One of the most beautiful smackdowns I've ever read on YouTube. Good work mikeblockhead!
JohnnyThreePants 4 years ago 2
T-O-O-L
englander1971 4 years ago
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This guy is not funny,how the hell did he get famous?
Seriously Fat!!!!
englander1971 4 years ago
he is funny he got funny bye being him!and most famos funny people are fat!
reddwarfdabest 4 years ago
He might be seriously fat, but i'm betting he makes a lot more money than you and is way happier doing what he does
doorframehead 4 years ago 2
Actually FRIEND,I live in Las Vegas,what were you saying about Money?
englander1971 4 years ago
I couldn't give a fecking donkeys were you live, i'm still pretty sure his income is higher than yours and at least he's happy enough not to spend his time calling people who've done nothing wrong names on youtube.....oh, and for the record, i'm not your friend
doorframehead 4 years ago
PISSED AGAIN HUH!
englander1971 4 years ago
No....What in Jesus' name brought that up?
doorframehead 4 years ago
so...you're probably fat
smiler2505 4 years ago
so wat if u live in vegas ya mug isn't that the same vegas which is called losers capital of the world!
nufc86 3 years ago
By being funny. It's generally what comedians have to do.
00hla 4 years ago