Cops gotta learn some new moves. I've never seen a cop pull his glock then gyrate his hips. The swat teams gotta enter houses in soul train lines too.
Don't let that dance fool you, the moment you see someone moving like that you are probably already being cut to pieces, If you notice in the shots you just barely see the knife blade which is very much in his hand when he attacks.
ill just stick with my 4 inch blade lol... its not like its illegal to carry a knife.. lol this is stupid and im sure my knife would do more damage than most of this mess
@agkistrodoncrotalus No, they'll just train you to pepper spray defenceless protesters and stand up for the bankers instead of you're fellow man! Hope you get what everyone in uniform deserves
@shtfrun2thehills The protestors at UC could have held signs and had no problem. Instead they were all blocking off the pathways and shutting down the classes. Get 20 people and block off a building and there is a problem. Stand off the path with signs, no problem.....
@shtfrun2thehills People like you don't deserve to live in a country as great as the USA. You don't appreciate any of the freedoms you have, you feel as if someone working hard and getting ahead in the world has somehow oppressed you.
P.S. I'll take pleasure in keeping the streets safe by locking up criminals. and most probably that includes you.
@agkistrodoncrotalus I don't live in the U.S pig, and I'm very happy about that! Any dick in a uniform is serving the banksters and shiting on the people, you can convince yourself otherwise but that is because you are an uninformed morron. you're bosses don't want the streets safe, hence the drugs,guns and b.s policies they have. They just want more plebs who will follow orders, sounds like they got one!
@shtfrun2thehills exactly, look at operation Fast and Furious, covered up by a catchy movie title, but in reality, Obama supplied U.S. made firearms to the Mexican drug cartels, which in turn were used to kill americans.
@shtfrun2thehills Just to be correct, I'll be a conservation officer protecting natural resources. Not a city cop or pig as assholes like you refer to them. I don't always agree with the federal government, I like smaller govt., more states' rights, less entitlement programs, less of welfare state that produces losers like you. Do us all a favor and fuck off class war waging troll.
@agkistrodoncrotalus mmmm? Didn't you say you were going to be 'keeping the streets safe'? Now you'll be looking after a field? Get it right pig. Go grab your uniform like a good little sheep and go protect the banksters raping your fathers/grandfathers country bbbbaaaa bbbbaaaa
@shtfrun2thehills You are dead on target. This is pathetic and blatant propaganda is how the "ruling" class programs the "enforcer" class to suppress the "working" class. This is almost as bad as "Reefer Madness".
@agkistrodoncrotalus 'freedom'!!!!!????? Don't make me laugh!! You'll be standing for oppression and the slow destruction of the freedom of what was once a great nation
The announcer is from the planet "Nerf", where everything is soft and safe. He died recently from fright at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken, when he found a spork in the pack with the salt and pepper. Poor bastard!
wtf are you going to so with that 0:32 give them a paper cut? any knife blade under 2 inches is just going to give them a little cut and wont help you much if they have something bigger
@Baronful Ballistic knives projected by any means other than propellant gasses or explosives are illegal to import, sell, and manufacture for the intent to sell across state lines. Their legal possession is regulated by state laws.
Ballistic Knives projected through the use of propellant gasses (blank shells) are legal as an Any Other Weapon.
Baseball cap with razor blades, no ones ever gonna notice that.
JayRNG 1 week ago
Some good ideas here, but that's not a mace. It's a flail.
JesusDillinger 2 weeks ago
lol at that hat
BillyGambs 2 weeks ago
Funky chicken dance at 3:25
Look at those hips move!
blackvans1234 2 weeks ago 2
This is just a three minute and 30 second sampling of the training video called "Surviving Edged Weapons."
(With a stupid sound effect tossed in at 2:42)
NGMonocrom 3 weeks ago
guy at the end looks so retarted
gshdrums 3 weeks ago
Cops gotta learn some new moves. I've never seen a cop pull his glock then gyrate his hips. The swat teams gotta enter houses in soul train lines too.
wijjit222 2 months ago 2
@wijjit222 Og God what next Electric slide judges as they exit from giving a verdict to Michel Jacksons Beat It
Kiyoko504 1 month ago
2:41 Boyoyoyoing
Syre126 2 months ago 5
2:44 Stabbed in the dick?! What the fuck!
Rubberbandballer 2 months ago
Don't let that dance fool you, the moment you see someone moving like that you are probably already being cut to pieces, If you notice in the shots you just barely see the knife blade which is very much in his hand when he attacks.
schizoidboy 2 months ago
That is a beautiful dance knife man.
jimbarbwe1985 2 months ago
2:45 Balloon Talkin some shit? Stab the Fucker
Zigamafa 2 months ago 3
1:30 best part
Paintballgooroo2 2 months ago
all i could think watching the first half.... where can i buy these? haha =P
kevinwuzhere23 3 months ago
Whats with the disco dancing chinaman??!!
milesfinch 3 months ago
1:35 ryan dunn?
tannersowa1 3 months ago
ill just stick with my 4 inch blade lol... its not like its illegal to carry a knife.. lol this is stupid and im sure my knife would do more damage than most of this mess
slapoutz 3 months ago
@slapoutz This is an informational video intended for police, not a sales pitch.
CommanderCooper 2 months ago
Even little Timmys juice box contains A HIDEN KNIFE! man I love the Narrators voice! : D
KenshenSim 3 months ago
1:30 .... Im sorry did you say somthing about a necklace?
ne014x 3 months ago 13
This a pigs wet dream. A complete fantasy justifying beating up children in the school yard.
needparalegal 3 months ago
hahahahahahahaha.You are funny bro
kanpurindia 3 months ago
3:24 lololololol
hockeyhuntingriding 3 months ago
And this bear claw neclace... ( Y )
PistolGripPump12ga 3 months ago
I'm about to start law enforcement academy.... I hope they train me for these types of scenarios!
agkistrodoncrotalus 3 months ago
@agkistrodoncrotalus No, they'll just train you to pepper spray defenceless protesters and stand up for the bankers instead of you're fellow man! Hope you get what everyone in uniform deserves
shtfrun2thehills 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills What everyone in uniform deserves? A raise and our gratitude? It amazes me, the ignorance of the majority of today's people.
DiMagellan 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills The protestors at UC could have held signs and had no problem. Instead they were all blocking off the pathways and shutting down the classes. Get 20 people and block off a building and there is a problem. Stand off the path with signs, no problem.....
DEP717 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills People like you don't deserve to live in a country as great as the USA. You don't appreciate any of the freedoms you have, you feel as if someone working hard and getting ahead in the world has somehow oppressed you.
P.S. I'll take pleasure in keeping the streets safe by locking up criminals. and most probably that includes you.
agkistrodoncrotalus 3 months ago
@agkistrodoncrotalus I don't live in the U.S pig, and I'm very happy about that! Any dick in a uniform is serving the banksters and shiting on the people, you can convince yourself otherwise but that is because you are an uninformed morron. you're bosses don't want the streets safe, hence the drugs,guns and b.s policies they have. They just want more plebs who will follow orders, sounds like they got one!
shtfrun2thehills 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills exactly, look at operation Fast and Furious, covered up by a catchy movie title, but in reality, Obama supplied U.S. made firearms to the Mexican drug cartels, which in turn were used to kill americans.
RockKeits 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills Just to be correct, I'll be a conservation officer protecting natural resources. Not a city cop or pig as assholes like you refer to them. I don't always agree with the federal government, I like smaller govt., more states' rights, less entitlement programs, less of welfare state that produces losers like you. Do us all a favor and fuck off class war waging troll.
agkistrodoncrotalus 3 months ago
@agkistrodoncrotalus mmmm? Didn't you say you were going to be 'keeping the streets safe'? Now you'll be looking after a field? Get it right pig. Go grab your uniform like a good little sheep and go protect the banksters raping your fathers/grandfathers country bbbbaaaa bbbbaaaa
shtfrun2thehills 3 months ago
@shtfrun2thehills You are dead on target. This is pathetic and blatant propaganda is how the "ruling" class programs the "enforcer" class to suppress the "working" class. This is almost as bad as "Reefer Madness".
needparalegal 3 months ago
@agkistrodoncrotalus 'freedom'!!!!!????? Don't make me laugh!! You'll be standing for oppression and the slow destruction of the freedom of what was once a great nation
shtfrun2thehills 3 months ago
If I was arresting a Chinese guy he bent down pulled out a knife from his sock and started dancing at me like that id laugh and shoot him
bigbadburg1 3 months ago 15
@bigbadburg1 Make sure you are a good distance when that happens they only need a foot or two to operate.
schizoidboy 2 months ago
Buy all the things!
TheCaptain008 3 months ago
2:58 - 3:01 ... i bet he's a chef.
MrOutdoorsman247 3 months ago
5outa5 + fav after i seen the bruce lee kill a balloon :)
nofgood4live 3 months ago
2:49 - 2:50 should be in assassin's creed
Legomocmaker 3 months ago
lol i love how they use a asian guy lol
horzempaj08 3 months ago
A FLINTLOCK PISTOL? THUGG LIFE
Mint3Mn 3 months ago
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Fish hooks to rip fingers on a pat down! LOL
Haseeb2 3 months ago
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Haseeb2 3 months ago
thanks for opening my eyes to all sorts of sweet ass knives im gonna go buy now!!
coop878 3 months ago
1:30 thumbs up if you weren't looking at the knife ;)
craz3killa 3 months ago 3
is this a joke?
Zen876 3 months ago
This dude's voice is scarier than the weapons.
flamchopzz 3 months ago
1:30 ... Wooo!
sk8er11224 3 months ago
the hat was ridiculous
cherrycoke119 3 months ago
holly shit
fuck it im starting to carry a 50 cal from now on
kareem2357 3 months ago
Asian guy he probably no how to fight like all the other ones
dominickm1 3 months ago
Only good thing here is the asian at the end.
777brownpride 3 months ago
3:25 - Everybody walk the dinosaur!
TallmanMike 3 months ago
What ever happened to the good old days where you could just bring an actual weapon instead of concealing it?
shawtyshawts 3 months ago
Damn I thought no one would ever spot my razor blade hat
efingrimey 3 months ago
Razor blades on a hat? Concealed knife on a headband? Flintlocks? Wtf is this lol
EveryDayWayfarer 4 months ago
@ 0:10
A flintlock pistol? Really? Who the fuck takes that to school?
WOLFMANBASS920 4 months ago
The announcer is from the planet "Nerf", where everything is soft and safe. He died recently from fright at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken, when he found a spork in the pack with the salt and pepper. Poor bastard!
misssiberia69 4 months ago
lmao! yeah, that razor hat is real unnoticeable.
BackyardAmusement 4 months ago
Where do these guys think we live, the Israeli strip? :L
DocWilyZ 4 months ago
3:23
Sexiest dance ever
BananaTofuGaming 4 months ago
i dont know what i would do if i saw a dude with razers on the back of his hat... lol
JalapenoGuts 4 months ago
3:24 will seduce you into getting "stabbed" . .
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 months ago
Wow, you really don't know what a person could be holding
hjejmnse1 4 months ago
the classic Boooooinininggg! with the crotch slashing is the best!
sethzky77 4 months ago
boobies!!
ha1fam0nk3y 4 months ago
So much for gun control...
With some of those weapons I think I'd rather be shot...
Ben19905141 4 months ago
3:36 is a retard
AppmanIpod 4 months ago
Thats not that great, i have a knife that opens up and transforms into a knife with knives attached
leroyjenkins9000 4 months ago
wtf are you going to so with that 0:32 give them a paper cut? any knife blade under 2 inches is just going to give them a little cut and wont help you much if they have something bigger
staplehead3 4 months ago
@staplehead3 I bet that little knife could could still rip you neck open.
gopedguy27 4 months ago
@gopedguy27 maybe if i was asleep????
staplehead3 4 months ago
@gopedguy27 do u carry one of those???
staplehead3 4 months ago
3:23
I want this man to me my knife fighting instructor!
USCRASHFIRE 4 months ago
SHAKE IT KIM JOHN
Gabrielgun9000 4 months ago
What the hell is with the sound effect at 2:42?
PooPoo2U 4 months ago
@PooPoo2U The sound of a deflated penis...
toekneeeyeoweme 4 months ago
3:26 lol knife dance, and 2 ppl dance like that!
Marzz5585 5 months ago
I don't think those razor blades on that hat are exactly what I would call "concealable..."
jigbo1 5 months ago 3
ballistic knives with a spring shooter is illegal. gunpower powered ones are legal
Baronful 5 months ago
@Baronful Ballistic knives projected by any means other than propellant gasses or explosives are illegal to import, sell, and manufacture for the intent to sell across state lines. Their legal possession is regulated by state laws.
Ballistic Knives projected through the use of propellant gasses (blank shells) are legal as an Any Other Weapon.
Reynard13Fuchs 5 months ago
@3:23 for happy ninja dance
skullface405420 5 months ago
"search of students at a public school"
0:08
Was that a flintlock pistol at the top?!?
God damn pirates.
Treblaine 6 months ago 22
1:30
StankySwank 6 months ago
2:37
wootman77 7 months ago
What was even the point of this video? To scare mothers into encouraging the banning of switchblades?
MrBigBearBrown 7 months ago
thats a nice set of ti....necklace at 1:32
CFH4E 7 months ago 2
i love the dance knife attack at the end
elfspader 7 months ago 103
You forgot the deadliest one of all, the underwear dildo catapault.
JLConawayII 10 months ago 76
Good good video
DrShakalu619 11 months ago
i love thiss shiitt
zaitovssilencer 1 year ago