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  • shut the F*** up disaster movie is funny not pointless like your life

  • @mrjazz2111 umm..no..you're wrong..so very very wrong.

  • my god this movie was bad, and sometimes straight up scary. death metal chipmunks. why?

  • It is unbelievable how low in intelligence so many people are to actually review this movie as if it is a serious drama. I understand many people who knew it was suppose to be a stupid movie didn't like it.

    However, a large amount of people actually expected it to be a serious drama or a tactful comedy.

    The people who give this movie a bad review expecting it to be a "good movie" are as stupid as the movie itself. What is sad though is that the movie is SUPPOSE to be stupid. You are not.

  • @RonnyRulz777 you're wrong and i'll tell you why your comment is even more ignorant and lower in intelligence than I am for supposedly reviewing this stupid film. A movie reviewers job is to inform the public of what they can realistically expect. It can be either objective or subjective or a little of both. In my case I decided to discuss the film and the idea of these films for the general audience rather than talk down to them like so many others have. so either you didn't pay attention or

  • @FuryoftheFilmFan are just plain severely uninformed. Because people didn't actually expect this film to be a drama or a tactful comedy they expected it to be just as bad as I discuss it to be. Reviewers REVIEW, we don't EXPECT anything we discuss the film at hand, we leave the dreaming to people like you.

  • I must be the only person in the whole word who actually enjoyed this movie xD

  • I'm gonna go reviewer for a second: The movie was the REAL disaster.

    My interpretation on the movie was: We have to save my girlfriend. INCONVENIECE! We have to save my girlfriend. INCONVENIENCE. And so on, and so on...

  • do they get the celebrities permission for these spoofs?

  • Can these films get any more ridiculous?What's next?"Spoof"Movie?

  • Are that really lesbians

  • Fact this movie is terrible its not even an opinion

  • For the love of god people, ITS A MOVIE! If you don't like it, don't watch it. Simple as that. You don't need to threaten the directors with DEATH!

  • the directors ought to be shot

  • Can someone provide a list of 5 comedies that came out recently that were actually funny?

  • @cyphi1

    Hot Tub Time Machine

    The Hangover

    How To Train Your Dragon

    Tangled

    Jackass 3D

    Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

    Funny People

    (500) Days of Summer

    To name but a few

  • @Ilmena1 I saw HTTM, The Hangover, Funny People and (500) Days of Summer. All were pretty good movies, but I'm not sure I'd call (500) Days...a comedy. I'll check the rest out though. Thanks for the info.

  • purely an awesome review

  • Fury of the Film Fan can make a WAY better movie than those shitty Friedberg/Seltzer movies! Hell, even I can. They've never made a good movie. I swear if they ever make a spoof of Inception I will blow my brains out with an AK47

  • And you watch it heaven forbid you'll see that the pop cuklture jokes are aleardy dated 5 minutes in. There noway in the future kids are going to get the jokes.

  • amazing review, i love reviews which rather than onstantly says it sucks, gives reasons why it does!

  • you need to realize if idiots support this crap they'll make it. Those 2 ass hats flat out said they only do this to make money, yeah it's a job i get that. But they don't care if it's good, or anything they just want you're money. And people need to realize that! They don't care about you or anything they want you're money.

  • Awesome Video

    I like how instead of critizing the viewers you said "We Deserve Better"

    Im Subscribing

  • they could have made fun of the girl who ruined disney.THEY COULD HAVE MADE FUN OF HANNAH MONTANA! SHE ADVERTISES STUFF WHILE DYING!

  • Another good spoof series is Scary Movie, They arent as good as classics, but I do like them, they have better writers the writers of naked gun and airplane actually wrote 3 and 4 the last good spoof films,

  • 4:44

    lmao Look at carmen.

  • Could not agree more. I went and rented the movie and thought it sucked so bad that I went to the store and asked them for my money back. AND I GOT IT!!! That has to mean something. You keep telling them. WE DESERVE BETTER!

  • I couldnt beleve this was actually a theatre relese movie. It just seemed to be a MadTV skit that didnt work. It cost 20million! The special FX were done on an 80's pc - head on and the car trip. Surely the directors realised how dredful this was? I didnt see it in a theatrre. Did anyone find it funny?

  • Awesome review Fury. I wonder if the fans of disaster movie wake up nights picking fecal matter from between their teeth after a particularly delicious salad? It would explain their general rantiness.. :)

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  • after watching disaster movie i saw meet the spartans, and had the laugh of my life...

  • I haven´t seen this movie but it looks like shit. And how dare anyone call Fury a bad reviewer?

  • these films are fucking terrible

  • disater movie dosent suck

  • yes it does.

  • @Bauermayers hoy dont you mess a pinoy and disatermoviefan

  • @legokid1233 u have to have shit for brains to find it remotely funny

  • @tommyboi9 true

  • disaster movie was definently a disaster

  • Fury let me give u a small insight. I love films and I mean good and classic movies. Then there are movies that get crapped out of Hollywoods ass like this piece of crap. Personally I love 2 c bad movies like these get ripped up by almost all movie critics. And the way u break this movie down is intelligent and helpful. I never saw this movie, and never will...and 4:45 - 4:54...hilarious

  • that last part (9:22) of this review was better than disaster movie, way better

  • i hate this movie

  • It's deadly...

  • Yep. It was "halariously" unfunny. I'm not threatening the directors, but seriously, have you lived under a rock since the day you were born?

  • @harrymcfly56

    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • I never said you didn't have to like it, but you don't have to bash my comment because you don't.

  • this movie sucked so bad, this is what i did after i watched it.

    I begged for someone to kill me.

    i begged to get my money back (keep in mind i didnt pay to watch this movie and i still i feel like these shit bags owe me.

    then I took a shower and cleaned my eyes with bleach to get the thought out.

  • This movie may not be the best but the film makers wernt going for that and does have really funny moments and stupid moments and it's not that bad of a movie , there are worse movies like that Carrot Top movie about him being an executive of a bussiness that never made it to the theatre, they pulled it before it could be relised.

  • I lost hope in humanity watching this movie.

    If you laughed in this movie, than you should reconsider if you have brains and are worthy to live.

  • They need to die of Some nutsack cancer!!! I hate Jason Friedberg and Aroun Shitster!!!

  • no way. They are not getting off that easy. We are going to strap them into a chairs, and make them watch their own pieces of feces.

  • No! We need to put these motherfuckers in a rocket and shoot them to the SUN!!!!

  • thats too expensive. we'd be wasting more money than they did on all of their shitty movies. We should re-inact what they made us sit through and ask them if they think this abomination is funny.

  • i think the reason so many people watched youre meet the spartans revie because they wanted to see you tear it apart like this one

  • you say it fuck all these old cranky dudes they have no sence f humor xD

  • i couldnt even watch 5 minutes of this shit, then i had to turn it off

  • "Hey it's that girl wo does nothing but blink for five minutes"

    "ahhhh"

    compared to disastar movie that was hilarious. and I'm not kidding.

  • I remember when i watched Disaster Movie. It sucked so bad and had so many pointless jokes, i didn't even last five minutes in it.

    As soon as we got past the fight with Wolf and to the Saber Tooth in the 10,000 BC segment i was like "F--K This movie, it sucks, i'm going home."

    The film was so bad i didn't even bother to finish watching the first 5 minutes!

    I say it deserved to be nominated for Six Raspberry Awards

  • i didnt laugh at all watchin this movie

  • I can't believe this movie made it all the way to the cinema. The fact that there are enough idiots on this planet to justify 4 of these movies has to be a sign of an upcoming apocalypse.

  • I'm not going to even watch this trash. I find it a little surprising how blatantly braindead some films are, and this American "comedy" appears to be no better than its directors' earlier sad attempts at comedy. Basically, I dislike this movie so much I came to that conclusion before watching it, although I once sat through Epic Movie.

  • HAHAHA the fucking teenagers of today are just plain retarded.

  • @samsparrowroblox

    yea and the joke sucked! just like the rest of the movie "getting" the joke dosen't make it funnyer when your talking bout these movies

  • and once again i argue my point this film is aimed at the demographic of children and teens. the sheer fact grown men and older teens see these films is just weird.

  • I'd agree on the teen thing but I saw the movie and it was def not for kids with all the sexual humor. Either way the movie physically hurt me while I watched and I dnt think anyone should have to see this movie.

  • Amen...

  • WRONGGGGG

  • Sorry man movie makers actually made a profit here. 20 mil budget and it grossed 27 mil. and it made 7 mil in dvd sales. So guess what... they aint lossing money. And his point was you deserved better.

  • He cares because he is a movie reviewer..

  • nah the movie was awful theres no argument to say it was good unless ur really really dumb

  • we should never respect the opinions of retards who enjoyed this movie. Its because of people like you that we dont bother finding the cure for cancer.

  • @gzcloud

    kid you censore youself that just shows how less of a person you are

  • you are right!!!! We people deserve better!!! If jason and freberg make another crappy movie I swear to god it'll be their last!!!

  • AWESOME REVIEW!

    Steve1837, you can suck my balls. This was the worst movie I've seen in my life!

  • god you must laugh at new Steven Martin movies if you think this shit is funny...are you 12?

  • This is pretty review! Love it!

    And love the trophy of pooey shame at 9:09

  • I can't believe it. I was at the movies earlier, and ya know what I saw? A POSTER FOR ANOTHER FUCKING RANDOM PARODY! Folks, "Dance Flick" is on it's way! GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT!

  • @Ianprower Dance Flick wasn't from Friedberg and Seltzer. It was from the Wayans Brothers.

  • If you honestly think that movie was funny, you need to be educated BADLY.

  • Man Shut Up Its Just A Movie and im glad that sex and the city was made fun of. carrie looks like a horse

  • @Keevin80021 Just because it was making fun of something that actually sucks doesn't mean that it's funny. Here's an example, VAMPIRES SUCK!

  • @EZRASHUGEREVIEWS That comment was a year old. So I have a different opinion. But, still you obviously didn't realize that It was MY OPINION, You may disagree but it's still my opinion.

  • Those fucking directors need to get bankrupt. I never bothered seeing this movie, and I'm not going to see it when it comes on DVD. Those directors have no fucking talent, I blame them for the fact decent parody movies aren't common today.

  • Meet The Spartans was fucking awful, and I do have a sense of humor, awfulness is NOT my sense of humor. There is a difference between humor and awfulness.

  • And it's pathetic that you're defending such an awful movie.

  • I think I know a movie on par with how bad this film is. Have you ever seen Manos the Hands of fate?

  • Manos is so bad that it's actually hilarious. These movies are just painfully unfunny and they insult the audience.

  • anyone can make a better movie than meet the spartans

  • How do those stupid idiots get sponsored by Hollywood? Disaster Movie was 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

  • hahaha, "I am the person telling you there is crap in your food, yea sure, in the end you can eat it if you want"

  • 5:40-6:00 hahahahaha

  • Parody movies suck, yet the ones with Leslie Nielsen (and directed by David Zucker) had some gold moments (this includes Superhero Movie).

  • and how about scary movie

  • what about it?

  • i was lucky i watched it on dvd and i speeded up every pointless musical scene (99% of the film) and it still slow boring and unfunny

  • this made it to theaters but 12 Rounds by John Cena didn't....

  • the worst movie ever made without a doubt

  • and yes meet the spartans sucks the hole time i was just stare at the screen going wtf

  • i actually agree with fury he knows wat makes a good movie and a lot of this is not insulting the fans but insulting the directer for making a piece of shit movie so anyone how says that fury is calling them stuipid in my opinon is stupid themselfs

  • disaster movie is pure trash

  • You definitly can make a better movie than those two shit directors. God, my cat can make a better movie with just a camera strapped to its back running around in my backyard. lol

  • well said !!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

  • bad bad bad movie

    but monty python found a good way to drop cows on people

  • Disaster movie was actually a disaster. RIP outrageous comedy, Superheroe movie was the last good one.

    Salute.

  • i laughed more times than i did when i saw disaster movie. great and funny review!

  • that was funny how you got a kid to read out the comments. every time i see a coment like that i think a child writen it.

  • Dear fury

    I love your reviews, theyre honest and not biased at all.

    You're the man. and thats a fact!

    p.s. are you a new yorker? im from brooklyn and its good to see anyone from anywhere who enjoys great film and not this piece of utter trash.

  • ROFLMAO "the girl who blinks alot".

  • that was not supposed to be funny

  • It is to me, considering how famous she has become by doing nothing. Do you know that she actually appeared on Japanese TV and playboy? and that she has become an idol over there?

  • never seen her. if you want to know I'm a chef and have been on jap tv 2 times during morning programs. any one half interesting could be on jap tv. it sucks. they sometimes show puppies during the news. famous in japan is like saying I'm the floating turd in the toilet water full of sinkers

  • you made a better movie! Wow! This ..is gold!

  • this review was funnier than the actual movie i subbed because of it

  • Me too.

  • i saw date movie... it was by mistake... i thought it was somthing different.. i dont even remeber if i laughed

  • This film was fucking shit i went to watch it and tha only tym i laughed was when i was laughing at how bad it was !!

  • This is also proof that Family Guy is for retards. It's all just pop culture references without any plot or any actual jokes. Comedy is dying.

  • This is true, but surely the retarded deserve their forms of entertainment as well. Otherwise they'd go into the streets and corrupts society.

    Some would argue they already have though.

  • No not really, family guy episodes follow a stronger plot than this piece of shit and most of the jokes are actually funny, I looked this movie up on rotten tomatoes and it got 2%, the lowest score I have ever seen on that site, the movie is just so random, trying to squeeze as many popular movies into a short space of time that have no links to each other or anything thats going on, pointless shit, I hate it.

  • The worst Rotten Tomatoes ranking goes to "Ballistick, Ecks VS. Sever." However, I think that film is WAY better than Disaster Movie, or Meet the Spartans, though it sucked balls.

  • nah, buddy family guy is pretty great. But hey this is your opinion. But family guy is pretty well but together. But disaster movie is fucking shit for pussies(sorry). Later, fury

  • fury u speak the truth.

    WE ALL deserve better.

  • so sad that people this days get a laugh at retarded cinema, what happend to the integrity and magic that was once an inseprable force with movie making, is all gone, movies like this shows that cinema isn't an art anymore is just a money making machine, sons of bitches!!

  • 4:35-5:00

    GOLD

  • no trivia xD

  • Lol im not the only one who knows of make your own grave.

  • SO TRUE. MOVIES like this make me wanna barf. I didnt see this one thnk GOD. and I saw th last one by accident and OMG worst going away party I wanted 2 scream in the theater It insulted my intelegence.

  • The ONLY thing good about it:

    Hanna montana is shown as a gready whore.

    That's it. Nothing more.

  • 5 stars for your awesome movie!

  • Thank you Fury. Thank you for telling us about the crap in our food...or movies in our crap...I mean...what was the metaphor again?

  • Fury you rock man dont let those little 5 year olds say ur reviews suck. i agree with u on this one disaster movie blows

  • "u"

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  • Spoof movies are dead dead dead. There hasn't been a good one in quite some time. AIRPLANE/ HOT SHOTS 1/ NAKED GUN/ SCARY MOVIE/ TOP SECRET/SPACEBALLS/YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN/BLAZING SADDLES

    Good review Fury

    Count them on your hand.

  • agreed

  • I would rather... than watch this movie 1. Die 2. Get a blowjob from a starving cannibal 3. Drink Battery Acid 4. Die 5. Play naked oil Twister with Drew Carey 6. Play a real life version of frogger on the interstate 7. Die 8. Watch Mel Gibson get whipped by jews 9. Stick my dick in an anthill 10. Die 11. Spend eternity eating shards of broken glass 12. Tie my dick to the back end of a Ferrari going full-speed 13. Die 14. Fund "Christmas Movie" 15. Die
  • Excellent review. Very well spoken.

  • This is the funniest review ever! How ironic is it that this is a funny review about a movie that isn't funny at all! This movie fucking sucks. I saw a bootleg of it and I couldn't finish it. I left at the god awful High School Musical parody. Fucking horrible. What made it even worse is that the audience in the bootleg kept LAUGHING! How could you laugh at Wolf appearing out of nowhere in 10,000 B.C. By the way, Family Guy sucks anyway. Fury's laugh is hilarious!

  • people stop saying this is like familly guy. Family guy at leased fells like they watched the movie and thats why family guy rocks but all these people watch is trailers not the movie its not like family guy!!!!

  • "I tought you liked me!", man, I would be thinking the exact same if a girlfriend take me to such a... thing...

  • i just want to say one thing: when someone pics on you on youtube, wich is pathetic, there are so many people who would throw it back at them, and he would in turn throw it back at that guy, and it would go on like that forever! (or until everything got repetetive) but when you qouted that guys comment with a kids voice, you either consiously or unconsiously made it inevitable for him to lose that argument. I have more respect for you than for anyone else on youtube right now! your awesome

  • i love the voice overs for the comments cuz all those are by lil snot nosed brats

  • seasons 4 and later were decent but seasons 1-3 were epic.

  • your laughter is contagious  man great review the movie sucked

  • What is the music at the beginning of this visdeo called?

  • an example of funny because its stupid is "kung pow" which i loved. and i can't believe someone actually would compare mts to family guy, whoever did that i hope dies because meet the spartans isn't even comparable to family guy. well imho disaster movie was better than meet the spartans but not by much. good job fury.

  • Hey Fury. Sorry about those dumb little retards who criticized your review on Meet the Spartans. I love this review, because it's a great spin on your usual reviews. I still can't believe that many people commented on your Meet the Spartans video review, even more than the Dark Knight (best movie of 2008). I saw Disaster Movie and I walked out about 5 minutes in. I walked out of Meet the Spartans in 10 minutes. Love the Fury laugh. It rocks.

  • I'd give it ten Marks Of Shame and I haven't even seen it.

  • Its a mistery why people go to watch these kind of movies they should stop it because 1)they aren't funny 2)they use the success of other fims to make money 3)people that pay to see this just makes sure more of these films are made.

  • jason friedberg and aaron seltzer are ACTUALLY in the makes of a new upcoming movie...i have a preview of it in my videos, check it out..and its true! this may be spam, but at least im not lying to ya! ! its called '

    The NEW addition to DISASTER MOVIE'

  • Oh god...

  • Oh my god!, I feel so dirty for wanting to watch Epic Movie now... ooohh the humanity!!

  • I agree, this movie is an abomination of mankind. I would rather watch an uwe bolle film then watch this movie again. I know I spelled his name wrong, but I don't care. Anyone who defends this movie needs to be dragged behind the woodshed and put out of their misery. Now I am going to go watch The Warriors, "Can you dig it"