MW3: TDM on Carbon "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

[dombotkable]

Coke is a hell uva drug! Lol love it, shame bout the pavelow. Peace

[matthewmc2312]

i found a pen on the ground in science class last year so i picked it up but there was this orange stuff inside and the smell was unbearable!!! : D

[FinxSwaggy]

Worst Smell : The Sweaty Penis Of Herbert From Family Guy...LoL

[GTFF]

early memory was when i was 4 and i beat mario bros on NES and the worst smell was when i worked in the docks and a week old body wased up

[RyanOfUtube]

my worst smell s my brother sweaty feet ... phwoar

[RyanOfUtube]

i remember when i was 1 and a half n my house was getting robbed so i jumped from the couch on to his head, bit his ear off n stuck his ear down his throat!!! ..... he died

[vanceification]

mine was when i was 2 i was at sea world and i thought that the killer whales were floating in the air and were gonna kill us all........and rape my mom.

[ilikefoodXl]

I remember taking an arrow to the knee.

[jilliankinahan]

Ohh and im on my mams fone hahaha

[jilliankinahan]

When my brother pushed me off.my bunkbeds ohhh and bread u are a fuckin tank

[jilliankinahan]

My earliest memory was when my brother threw me off my bunkbed when I was four

[murphboys]

The earliest memory of mine was I was just chillaxing, laying down on the ground in my living room.

The worst smell was when Jeff puked In math class.

[MetalSupporter95]

When I was like 3 years I remember running all over my house because my mom wanted to change my diaper

[Megakification]

I was sitting on my cousins lap cus there wasn't enough seats in the car, I was about 3 or 4 btw and I thought it was a fucking great idea to open the fucking door of the car while we're goin around a round about

[PimpZoidberg]

when i was 2 i went to marine land that's all i remember form being 2

[GiveAntoYourMentosss]

Grass



[SuperManOfDuty]

Can u please check out my channel putting up a video later it's free for all 30 kills 1 death

[ModernWarfare3SOTD]

i like farting in bed and lifting my covers up

pretty deadly but weird

[Super2bAs]

@ModernWarfare3SOTD Hhahaha, I do the same thing :D I also like sitting in my computer chair, farting, then pull down the hand and bring up the smell to my nose...

[dawidinho123]

Look at 0:39 It says he is using sleight of hand. Then look at 1:07, his amo changes from 60 to 139. WTF??? Can someone explain?

[SuperManOfDuty]

Great video and wat part do u live in Ireland

[TheXanxus999]

Burning rubber...

[mi575GFL]

Rotten eggs, puke every time.

[superdanster]

Remember bein conceived nd swimmin out me das willy thru me mas falopian tubes

[zacharman27]

@superdanster truth be told

[Kristernziener]

Putting my brothers sweaty sock after training in my mouth and sucking on it.

[TehNiall]

Dogs Fart :L

[nedoneill1]

ur face godammit

[GiveMeGames1]

Ive smelt a preserved dog shark, it smelled like shit fucked a dead cat and then gave birth on top of gasoline.

[GiveMeGames1]

When I was 4, I cracked my head open and I remember it perfectly.

[Sabe94]

lol Bread arent you worried about not getting that many views? U have 30k subs and still you get like 5000 or less views/vid..

[CigarSmokinDog]

My first car crash (aged 2 )

And when a completely crap old ancient car misfire infront of my and the petrol fumes went in my eyes blaghhh

[Dylan464]

old burnt gear oil is probly the worst thing

[MrDaBoSs128]

your mom

[wgrw]

my oldest memory: hitting a stone wall with a hamer which me and my dad were breaking down. i hit the wall and it fell over. i was 2 or younger. true story.

[TheRandoms1998]

I was one im sure and I remember My dad bathing me in my baby tub on the kitchen table, my mom was doing the dishes, and my sister was microwaving someone

[TheL1oydy]

CHARLIEEEE MURPHYYYY

[JWL1092]

i seriously remember the living room from the house i lived in when i was 1 :) i have no idea how

[dankieran1]

My earliest memory and smell tie in together

I can remember when i was 4/5 years old me and my older brother Anton, were living on the streets until I was adopted. We had to look through bins for scraps of food sometimes and the smell was just revolting..

[zxMackerxz]

When my mate farted in my face and it clinged to my face for like 10 mins and it smelt so bad i ended up getting sick, horrible :(

[cullie2345]

The very first memory i can remember as far bas is when i was 3 and in my pram singing humpty dumpty and yelling for my socks

[KR3WNYN3]

The very first memory i have is just waking up and remembering exactly who everyone was and how to walk and run and stuff , so yeah , not really wierd but i'm guessing its the same for most people

[Ramplifier]

My first memory is getting my photo taken as a child in my house by a photographer that came in to take photos of me and my sister, I was probably 2-3

[liedABOUTmyAGE]

this toe jam under my nail

[dantheman52420]

conversely, my newest memory is seeing a bunch of irish guys say "me oldest memory" and laughing at their english

[dantheman52420]

oldest memory: my neighbor's dog jumped the fence and got hit by a car. my mom had the same reaction as yours did with the car story. it was also pretty traumatic, which is probably why I remember it.

[Edgar3499]

The first thing I remember was my dad beating on my mom

[DocHolliday182]

getting hit over the head by a hard plastic yellow toy bear by my younger brother, fucking sore lad.i was maybe 2 or 3

[xXSpeedheartXx]

The last thing I remember was my brother pushing me on to the road when I was in the pram I was 2 he was 5

[XboxAarroo]

when i was 3 r 4 i was playin with a hammer out the back and split me whole head open :L

[stephenr567]

Breaking my elbow when I was 2 !

[TheVGKid]

Bread, do a video on first girlfriends xD

[IDoveAndGrenadeI]

good idea

[jakeb244]

555th like

[supertuber245]

Hellohhh Tangohh

[Dairek81]

534th like HELL YEAH!

[zeroultimaterox]

The first thing i remember is the first house i lived in when i was 2, then before my 3rd birthday we moved to another city. But i perfectly remember of that house.

[Thenub12]

I renenber when i broke my keg with two :/ ive been vrashin with a sledge into a stone... i spendt my third birthday in the hospital

[fifazz22]

when i was 3 i was running around a church guring -(dont know how to spell)my uncles wedding and my mouth was full of sweets and then i fell the sweets fell ou of my mouth and then i ate it :D. P.S it is a true story

[xqrecoilz]

i remember a dream from when i was 2 anda little statue was pushing me along i a buggy

[Rawmon666]

cat poo

[xL3gendzzz]

When i was like 2 and a half i was riding with my mom and saw this semi with a trailer house on the back of the semi and i thought it was the most amazing thing ever, thats what i can remember.

[markaldinho]

the worst thing is probably ......ur aul 1s clunge :) ill give u a like 4 dat

[dez8508]

mine was shiting myself lool

[dabairdz]

Turned over field of pig manure is the worst smell. First memory is of a trip to the zoo with the parents, was about 3

[mrcrazyco6154]

Burnt flesh is the worst smell in the world!

[Alexandroovich]

my earliest memory its me in the back of the car, my mom driving and other car pass away and i said "titi" im mexican so that was like you dont said a shit (i have like 3-4 years btw)...

but "titi" if you said in english its like titties or boobies so now all have sense...

[benj810]

woke up late while dog had been sick, so his faeces created a layer o' crust and when i went in with paper towels i broke the crust and all the aromas made me add a fountain of puke.

Best post-drunk waking up EVER!!!!!!!!! ;)

[xXMasstersXx]

Dude keep up the good work love ur videos!

[moleman2002]

Protein Shake when you haven't washed your shaker in a few days. Fuckin' stinks.

[THEHAVENOFPRIMETIME]

0:48 - 0:57 LOLOLOLOLOL

[THEHAVENOFPRIMETIME]

" i cant go any furder in this viteo and i want to say tanks" lol funny accent but good vids

[jgshbg]

Bread, you are the funniest commentator ever. I wish I knew you in real life. My earliest memory is falling off a bunk bed on a train and landing on my chin. Then I had to get stitches on my chin. Good times...

[1bcfcandrew]

earliest memory getting chased by a big dog tripping over a wall and my mate getting bitten in the arse by it

[xXTomCattttXx]

lol a smelly, moany, little leprechaun lol

[sk8trman95]

my mom picking me up out of my crib and my dog ate shit then barfed it back up it smelt soooooo baaad

[Yomommasuperfat]

BREAD TEACH ME HOW TO USE THE REAPER! I CANT KILL 1 GUY,

[jackdalad23]

My sons green Shit when he was a baby. Came out the nappy and up his back to his neck . STANK !!!!!!

[SuperflyKrow]

Earliest memory was in a dogs home getting my first dog max I was about 4 he sadly died 15 years later :( legend of a dog ha! the worst smell I have ever smelt was only last week....recently I've started feeding my jaguar fish earthworms. So I thought to save myself time I'd keep a load in a tub, I went to it the next day and opened it to feed the fish OMG I will guarantee you in 27 years I am hard pushed to recall a worst smell! Just wrong!

[martenbick1]

i used to be a grave digger, we dug up an old coffin and my spade went through the lid. when i pulled it out there was all this black shit on it and it smelt like nothing iv ever smelt before. it was like raw sewage and sulfer.

[gar2k12]

Im in 2nd year and i remember my best mate came into my school in junior or senior infants r sumting :D Jus Subscribed :D Ur Awesome!!!!!!

[ZzProSniperzZ]

I think i found a course i wanna do :D btw my earliest memory is me throwing rice krispies over myself when i was 4 :)

[ImUnderYurChair]

i farted just there, not the greatest smell :P talk about that ^.^

my earliest memory is painting in playschool at 4 years old :)

[ImUnderYurChair]

i think you should do a mail mashday ^.^ but take the total piss, but be nice about it :)

[ImUnderYurChair]

makin the average person more secure with their own lives :P

[TheGulibleOrange1]

I remember wen i was 3 i ate my own shit , true shtory

[306rocks306]

do that mail stuff! that wud be so funny! ya said u can do serious coms! dont , take the piss the whole time!!! i love those funny coms

[GiantG95]

After two year of school later I found a liquidated (yes it had turn to complete rotting mush in a plastic bag) ham and cheese sandwich in a separate compartment of my old school bag that was fucked in a cupboard for the length of time, with a mixture between smell and disgust I sprayed the fucking thing with a half a bottle of lynix and fucked it in the bin.....

[pwh1999]

school toilets with a fresh stinkbomb stapmed on it and i wasnt prepared and...................BLAHH

[iMistaTweetums]

Lol is the only thing I can say to this

[islandkingstah]

the worst smell.

i got to say when i was living up in alaska and the natives there they eat fermented whatle omg the worst

earlies memory

eating bread with government cheese hahhahah hell yeah the best

[kanichiwoh]

Some horrible smell in dundrum SC in the car park

[pwh1999]

@kanichiwoh yeah and the squeak of the wheels of the cars. beast sc though.

[sssssamssss1]

Im remeber crawling into the wash bin and my dad not noticeing and nearly putting me in the washing machine

[TheMrjxam]

Bread i come home from school and pray to god you have a vid out you SIR are a true lad <3.

[flipdry]

worst smell acid burps in 6th grade

[rodneytherabit]

worst smell ever is a dressing room full of deep heat

[Evan281995]

"What the fuck this chap on about" haa i lik it.. Mush u should defo do the mail monday thing and call it "read your shit" haha lol

[EnergizerYT]

when I was two I remember that I sneezed

[beattieChild1]

if there was nothing on earth it would smell like my pubes

[gezza253]

Worst thing I've ever smelt is shit and puke mixed

[faleydrexal]

worst thing i ever smelled was piss that sat in a fuckin urinal for a month

[gearsfan8776]

Worst smell ever is the smelling salts weightlifters use my brother is a professional weighlifter and made me smell them

[ferdiaboi08]

My earliest memory was asking my parents what their names were , and hearing them for the first time, don't know what age I was though !

[stunnnin98]

Worst smell: some drug me uncle wuz on to keep him healthy it was rotten

[Hickjackass2k10]

The worst thing i ever smelt was any lynx product, lynx just smells rotten. Its like someone got some nice perfume and put it in a can...and then shit all over it! Love ya bread!

[iLiiamHD]

When i was three i ate a whole box of holy bread because i thought they wer milkyway buttons :)

[geico64]

I remember getting a Woody the Cowboy doll when I was 3 or 4

[Mossan2011]

dude you are fucking awesome! and i love ur accent :D

[CaptainIrishman]

I remember when I was 4 eating soil because I thought it was chocolate

[raheny4ever]

The worst smell was in my old class we found around 6 dead mice in the cupboard and one lad got sick to add to the smell. Fukin rotton

[FrimpyDimp]

Well if it didn't have lynx and all,then humans would smell like shit so the world would smell like shit

[CheeseWisconsin]

my earliest memory is sitting in my yard digging a hole with a garden hoe and eating peanut butter. weird.... i know

[GottaloveMuse1]

The earliest thing? Probably when I was 3 (and my mum clarified this for me) I used to put Tim Tams down my pants, run away to my bed and eat them :3

[aIMofTy]

Dave Chappelle!

[conorjamesmolloy]

When I was 4 I remember eating a fly :(

[stunnerAKAbigyboi]

When i was a about 2 or 3 aswell I accutally remeber my mother taking a picture with one of those old fking wind up cameras of me n my brother and i remeber pushing him aside to take the lime light ye thats that ANDDD.... VINIGER OMG I HATER VINIGER I CANT STAND IT! EHHH

[TheSmiffNWesson]

I remember eating pasta with parmasian cheese. Very broad yes but I was like 1 or 2

[MuiltiLightRider]

The worst thing I've ever smelled is... You!!!

[aeromorte]

derp yeah it has a metalic ... when youre in it you bleed out without a suit so the last thing you smell is your own blood xD

[MrSean571]

The worst smell was after a week with 20 lads no showers in an army camp. We smelt like ball sweat and arse sweat. This was all contained in a bus for a 3 hour bus ride home :-)

[Remixxps3]

my m8's schoolbag after we found a month old sandwich in it. A shock we could still identify it. Our classroom should have been evacuated:P

[AjBrady123]

When I was 2 I craped in the bath.p.s I'm from Dublin to.

[briang1351]

My armpits after not showering for 2 weeks

[ImTooSecretive]

I remember a horroic scene. I was 1 or 2. I keep seeing this. It's me looking out of the room I sleep at and It's all dark. Only thing I see is light from TV and I hear my parents (echoing sound). I think it was just a conversation but it was like a horror scene. I don't know why I feel that way. Makes me almost tear up when I think about it even though no-one got hurt or anything really.

[sackmonkey15]

earlest thing: i was 2 and tryed to shave my head over a flame..(: pretty light

[tobyfermoyhd]

1.my earliest memory is my third burthday, got a suprise party in my own house in the morning, lol. plus i got an action man

2. your smell question is basically the same as tree falling in the woods does it make a sound bullshit, nobody knows!!

3. LOL, bread FORGOT to tell people to comment about EARLIEST MEMORY, oh the irony....

[arusure]

ye dutch gold is lovely going in but horrible going out(as it is usually in the form of vomit)

[Laakeeee]

I can remember as a toddler, me running around the house jumping up on chairs and blowing bubbles... True story.

[kamikazedudu]

The worst thing smelled?

Umm I think it was a dead bird?

Dunno maybe POOP?

[kamikazedudu]

i think it was at 4 years when i just woke up and i was aware of myself:), and then i remember dumping my grandma's shit:|

Yep i think thats the earlyest memory

[TheRexadas]

my earliest memory was when i was 2 and i was playing with the kitchen towel

[Crazyelmo95]

When i fell up the stairs when i was like 3

[NinjaHunkzHD]

well i have an exaple of the smell thing, theres this city in my country that smells SHIT! but nobody that lives there can smell it cause their used to it

[Giss43]

I read the title, then the first comment. Then I thought cocain must really be one hell of a drug.

[MrBeresterk]

the smell of my own stomach when i was burping rotten eggs. Had to throw up 1 time because of the smell fucking disquisting

[MEGARAHIL]

the frist girl i fucket her pussy smelled bad

[Naoisequinlivan]

I remember my kitchen in my old house clearly but nothing else in it. Worst smell victory, in sport that's the smell of blood and sweat

[6799killer]

Earliest memory:Eatin Ready Break.

Worst smell:When clearing out me room a couple weeks ago I came across a playmobile box in a drawer (I played with it when I was young) and I opened it and I found what seemed to be a mushroom a partial Lego skeleton (I was mad into Lego at the time) and charred food(possibly) and it was the combination of stale food and burnt food that made me gag. If you want to see a picture of the chest message me

[Exodus1996]

First thing i remember was the doctors panicking and freaking out about an apparently evil birthmark on my head... And if air was black would you be able to see?

[TheUnwantedPanda]

Vomit flavoured jelly bean and I actually chundered everywhere :S

[MrTomtheninja]

toilets at music festivals :)

[mddraven]

I was a driver for a company that was responsible for collecting human fat(nothing else) from liposuction and other clinics for disposal in th US. they were governmnet sealed barrels. the fucking seals were for preventing spills and contamination and did not do a goddamn thing for the stench. the effect of that much fat is so bad, I was given militiry issued filtering hazmat masks and they recommended nausea medicine in the employee handbook. paid 35 $ an hour thou

[IIIBreadIII]

@mddraven WOW! Thats rough

[gkSRFC]

chapelles show

[TheBasketboii]

the worst smell?

blue waffle, yeah my ex...

earlest thing, i gues when i was like 2 and my sister broke my legocar :"(

[Palistinianv201]

Puke

[cbecerril123]

My bro said his own shit lol

[alxovalle]

I remember playing outside of our trailer with my dog snoopy, good times :)

[CADETVADER]

One of my friends at school got his parents to phone up the teacher as the boy sitting next to him stank so bad it put him off his work.

[TheSweatyBast9rd]

My ma's fart. .

[MrUzzyt]

Mine is being sat at the bottom of a waterfall in malaysia at four years old, one of my favorite memories

[MyNameLeonIs]

when i was about 3 i remenber getting hit in ghe face with a toy car by some random douchebag. My nose started bleeding like hell and it wouldnt stop! :'(

[mulhall247]

i fell and burst my teeth off a curve seriously

[TheBrackenfur]

My cats shit

[t1g9t9g7]

Oil refinery, let's off some dodgy smell for about a 1KM radius that will instantly put you off any food. Shame though, since there's a small group of takeaways(McDonalds, SubWay, KFC) not far from it

[jackyg101]

my aunty once got me this thing from a joke shop that smelt really bad, well the joke was on us coz that thing was pure fuckin mingin, i goh sick and my aunty nearly did

[aljwood131998]

Smell: Two girls and one cup vomit

[XxAG2707xX]

the 3rd time i broken my left arm.. i cant remember the first and scond tooo long ago and i aint old either

[SirChickenMacNugget]

I think destroying your own pavelow made it even better :L

[zeztro]

eariliest memory playing in my garden at like age 2-3

worst smell probably was when some farmers were laying manure onto there fields and you can smell it all over my city

[brettrobo]

1st memory was about age 3-4 walkin through the hallway to the gym from preschool

[TheOfficialSassafras]

My first bill spelled like shit..

[keegamii]

Worst damn smell ever?

A girl at my highschool smells so bad its scary,If my nose could think it would think "You prick why are your torturing me!"

[CatFoodSandwich]

I remember when i was about 3 chargin towards my front door and smashin through the glass

[TH3COMMUNISTC4T]

pig farm got sick 5 times in a row

[CatFoodSandwich]

I lovin it now that ur postin everyday

[TH3COMMUNISTC4T]

micheal own scoring againts arsenal in the fa cup final i was 3 and i cried with disapointed

[speerzy11]

your the best commentator man. i hope most people realize that.

[SomeMadCunt]

cocaine is realy a great drug though,too expensive tho:(

[Lennyyy13]

First thing I remember is only about 3 seconds long. I think it happened when I was about 2-3 years old. So I remember laying next to my mother and looking some santa speaking to me some shit, my mom says that she remembers it too and that the santa said that I'm so cute little boy.

And the most discusting smell is when I went to my friends bathroom to take a piss, and right next to me was a diaper-carbage. That smell freaked me out so much that after that I've HATED to take out trashes etc.

[GathaBawnBaller]

if space smells like metal, what does Uranus smell like?