Hardly Working: Metaphorical Preacher

[marsuleo]

if they're still hungry, they should eat those slices of pizza in front of them

[Jedistene]

Don't be like Pat Cassles. Use similes.

[causemtvsaidso93]

If it were anybody but Pat, this wouldn't be funny :p

[danieluzumaki14]

BE like pat

[ryanthecalvinist]

Ecclesiastes only has seven chapters.

[Rj3706]

Don't be like Pat Cassles, he fails the Lord...

[animetyrant12]

i love how u can waste hours of watching College Humor

[Bamshi101]

WHY THEY NOT EAT DA REST OF DA PIZZA :yuno:

[neptez]

I swear Pat looks like Dr.house while speaking on the phone

[StripeylBear]

isnt pat a satanist :0

[TheyCallM3]

still hungry? you got bare pizza on the table...

[NoMorePopMusic]

never did i think i would hear the question

"real pizza or jesus?"

[xXthecrazymeXx]

mushed rooms. peppered ronies. pined apples.

[the1337cook]

And on the eighth day I created calsones.

It was good.

[classicrockmann]

Normally I like Pat, but...

Don't be like Pat.

[morph1207]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[GuitarOverlordChris]

Dont be like pat

[mrawesomeduification]

no one ate any pizza

[microwavehunter1]

0:07. if your still hungry eat the fucking pizza. dumbass.

[xxprofunnytvxx]

If you're going to have two toppings on your pizza... have one.

If you're going to have two toppings on your pizza... have one.

[jwish827]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[captainjumbo1337]

lol there are only 12 books in Ecclesiastes.

[jpmac098]

I may do this for next halloween...

[ncdmewaffleo]

Dam* it now I'm hungry

[endmostdavis]

haha peppered ronnies

[Randomname56653]

They still have pizza, why do they want more? O,o

[mangoismycat]

Why are they ordering pizza when they have pizza?

[simsfan3000]

"And on the 8th day i created calzones and it was the the..."

[nerdacusisme]

I'm Christian

[TenshiKira1]

my dad:you failed me!

me:I'm sorry but the tests were to hard.

my dad:go to your room and study!

[captinchillin]

IM A JEW

[GreenFloyd12]

@captinchillin Haha, so is Jake. Ironic?

[ombleo]

they actually walked out because pat ordered a large PIE not pizza, fuck salvation, its all about the pie!

[puppyluveromg]

@ombleo a pie is another name for a pizza... like a pizza pie. 

[tbuggy55]

peppered ronis. LOL

[NoMorePopMusic]

@tbuggy55 pined apples

[ANinjaSpartan]

YOU FAILED ME!!!!! and that ladies and gentelmen why I am atheist... for I have failed my lord: Dogmeat from fallout 3 :'(

[clarkkent163000]

Why do I want to punch him in the face?

[EmBot360]

and im still athiest

[snakelemon]

@EmBot360 me 2 :D

[CSterrorist]

@EmBot360 atheist*

[EmBot360]

@CSterrorist haha sry i type too fast.. that's what i meant

[deathly861]

@andrewMLhero haha i agree!!

[Denominator90]

"Peppered-Onis"

[JanPolska93]

aaaaand the Obama fathead....

[deathly861]

So the fact that people have other beliefs make ME ignorant how does that work

[deathly861]

Well I am commenting on how this made me feel, so saying what I believe makes me an ignorant fool?

[deathly861]

How am I an ignorant fool ?

[BulKyeoda]

did jake say peppered ronies?

[BulKyeoda]

hardly working:

what im doing right now

[gladrial89]

Hehe, more like a youth preacher trying to be cool.

[deathly861]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY THE HOLY TRINITY (God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit) are real and not something to joke about !!

[deepgryphon1475]

@deathly861 it depends on what you believe

[akidinspace]

@deathly861 you sir, are an ignorant fool that needs to be educated

[woodpigeon66]

@deathly861 ...Some of us are atheists. Mocking religion's hilarious, to many believers too, and this is hardly disrespectful.

[andrewMLhero]

@woodpigeon66 Some of you are wrong.

[kinetix50]

@deathly861 PFFT AHAHAHAHA wow man shut the fuck up different people have different beliefs

[MrStudmuffin6]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[Rmango789]

I thought it was funny when he said the bible reading while Obama was on the door

[LurkerVixen]

Am I going to hell because I thought this was funny?

[treyblakeandrew]

@JamesWilliamsVII that would suck

[dragonfreak555555]

YOU FAILED ME

[UrbanPandaBears]

mushed rooms. pined apples. peppered ronis.

[gmoddude1]

after this pat went and ate a pizza covered in salvation

[LizTheSinger]

Damn, someone should clean the doors...

[Ponythe1stTony]

Large pie? wasnt it suppose to be a pizza order?

[sheckler489]

did anyone notice the yell ay 1:07

[sheckler489]

@sheckler489 at



[marsuleo]

oh you're still hungry? how about those pizza slices you still have in front of you

[epicshrimpgerald]

i miss the huh sound! dont u teen boy [iminent=bjc9PBgUWfOB] yep u do

[liljace69]

I am so ordering a pizza with salvation on it.

[CandiedToothpaste]

I am a pined apple and I find this offensive.

[jamiNkota]

... I'd rather have pizza.

[alexhan6]

@1989Beefcake You bad spelling is offencive.

[1989Beefcake]

@alexhan6 (Troll) Did your mother drop you on your head as a baby?

[alexhan6]

@1989Beefcake Are you unable to come up with a good comeback so you resort to vague, unprovoked insult?

[TheGameGuildreviews]

Dont mock the Bible

[iXavierTV]

Isn't Pat a satanist?

[S1m0nSaysP7ay]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[DrallimerProductions]

@1299blahblahblah that's not a coincident.

[jcdrummerz96]

"Real pizza or Jesus?" "What's the difference?"

[1299blahblahblah]

coincidentally, there is a pizza ad above suggestions on my screen

[lusteraliaszero]

Don't be like Pat casells.

[mrfrelancekiller]

jesus, my sunday school teacher talked like this all the time!

[danielkahn1216]

this is why you don't be like pat cassells

[JamesWilliamsVII]

Does this mean the people at College Humor are Pro-Obama?

[ok2431]

Even the cameraman run away

[lucidlife9]

pats holding an encyclopedia

[MrLegendaryMage]

HE SAID PAJ!

[aussiepalti]

100% distracted by Obama.

[LoopyStudios]

You ain't got no pannned cakemix!

[kingoftheleos]

salvation has too many calories

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

Real Pizza or Jesus?

[TheVortex741]

AND ON THE 8TH DAY I MADE CALZONES

and it was good

[raymondking32]

Soooooo, I live in Utah, and this is literally how it is when the missionaries walk up on the doorstep.

[yadiggems]

i thought they were all jews?

[maxamillion4536]

anyone else notice none of the pizza was eatin, just sitting on plates.

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Mushed rooms, peppered ronies and pined apples.

[SerenityM16]

The you failed me at the end makes this video XD

[AbbyReidMcGee]

"And it was good" My Bible teacher prefers to go "And it was freaking AWESOME!"

[TheDirtysouthfan]

On the 8th day I put dinosaur bones in the ground to troll my followers and it was good.

[theamberkey]

Mush rooms. Peppered onis. Pined apples.

[KiwiForce123]

00:36 he has a bible then he doesn't?

[vapan582]

YOU FAILED ME

[TheManDownTheRoad]

if your going to have pizza just have Jesus

if your going to have pizza just have Jesus

[rayraylala100]

is it me or did anyone else notice obama on the back of the door?

[tydrums99]

@rayraylala100 No, it's you, you're a schizophrenic who sees Obama on all walls and doors

[MerryGo528491]

@rayraylala100 He's always been there numbnut.

[FEARxTHExWOLF]

@rayraylala100 How the f**k could you not notice that?

[NinjaDiabetic]

Just for the record, There is no Ecclesiastes 22:14 in the Bible

[JuiceManPOLO]

Wow..they really did get rid of the 'HUH" on their videos.

[TheBloodyDruid]

Pizza is a kind of pie

[ciaraandtatum]

he said pie not pizza Lol

[Popadopalusxv1]

@ciaraandtatum you're dumb

[ciaraandtatum]

@Popadopalusxv1 how am i dumb 

[nouploxHD]

Notice they are still hungry when they have pizza on they're plates.

[N00BisHemmy]

mushed rooms, peppered ronis, and pined apples... LOL

[srvntoflrd]

unsubscribing and unfavoriting vids questmark? i think yes

[pakigamer1]

@GreenDayIsDaBoss nope everyone who watched the video did

[ScruffleTruffle]

DID JAKE JUST SAY PEPPERED RONIES?! O.o

[CrazyNinja2008]

Hey Jonah Hill,

I fucked your mum.

[ArkoMusicK]

Could I have some peppered roni's and pined apples please?

[CoolDude1392]

I'm Christian and I HATE it when pastors do that shit!

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

mushed rooms, peppered ronies, pined apples? who thinks of this shit XD

[tominator999]

PEPPERED RONIS

[DEVERO90]

pineapple and mushrooms thats the worst pizza ever but it is more edible than the imaginary son of god

[ajnode]

Anyone notice they all want pizza but there is clearly pizza sitting right in front of them!

[Boogawes]

Streeter could play God in a future sketch!

[tatspin11]

they would compare jesus to a pizza

[gimmeawhopper]

Pat: "Real pizza, real pizza. Ok...what do you guys want on it?"

Dan: "Mushed rooms"

Jake: "Peppered ronis"

Sarah: "Pined apples"

[MrToddino]

ok i respect college humor but NEVER AGAIN MESS OR MAKE FUN OF GOD OR JESUS GOT IT, unless you think its cool to burn in hell for eternity go right ahead

[Mrsteisag2]

@MrToddino take it easy man

[JeremiahCrow]

@MrToddino Hahahahahaha

[JesterReady]

@MrToddino Its a joke.

[Boogawes]

@MrToddino I agree. Thankfully, Jake, as I'm aware, is a believer. I bet most of the rest are, too. :)

[MrToddino]

@Boogawes thats the funny thing i sort of doubt that they are strong believers becuse they cuss so much even if it is acting

[JacobDanielRay]

"And on the 8th day I created Calzones and it was good."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[Cvdf3]

And it was good.

[ironfangs10]

YOU FAILED ME!!!!

[ragnarokhead19000]

I never noticed until now that their toppings were "mushed rooms, peppered ronis, and pined apples" XD

[cdude1234567891]

did he say pie with the toppings??

[herpderp280]

It's like every bad youth group leader have been mashed into one person.

[deathtoallopy]

why is there a nigger on the door... preacher should be saving them from seein his ugly ass face posted up there.....

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

Next time I order a pizza I'm asking for salvation...

[Aaron3502]

I'm hungry for Mush Rooms, Peppered Ronies and Pined Apples now.

Thanks CH.

[720Relapse]

im eating pizza right now

[estabonism]

Lol if they're still hungry why dont they just eat the rest of the pizza on the table?

[AndTheWailers]

coors light sucks

[Ginsinq]

Lawl Obamas on the door

[27RandomMaxx]

did any one notice they said they were still hungry even though they still had pizza in front of them

[morganite123]

i swear sarah has a jesus complex

[plee6061]

Jesus is more important than pizza tho

[MAKKEBAKKE]

DON'T BE LIKE PAT CASSELS

[epicMys3lf]

i would kill pat ... like at 0:08 o.o

[HayItsRae]

obamas behind the door

[zergmare7]

@HayItsRae HOw Ironic

[Kwiiiiiin]

mushed rooms

peppered ronis

pined apples

[michiganfan725]

@Kwiiiiiin i just noticed that

[FGCVJ]

@MinhaMusicarara That's another way to say pizza.

[TheBenjaminBoyz]

mushed rooms, pined apples, and peppered ronies :D

[xmichiganfanx]

lol, religion

what a joke

[WolfPirateSkull]

LINE-PICE!

[TheBlightning]

did anyone hear jake say "peppered ronies"? at 1:12

[Claziranon]

Obama is watching you.

[TheAboutLastNight]

Brilliant. It's fairly awesome because most of them really are like that...

[TompanX]

0:15 pedo-obama

[202cardline]

I love Pat Cassels. =w= But don't be like him...

[PervAccount]

where is amir from "love and Sleep" when you nneed him

[JstMyLck666]

oh obama is creepin me out... freaks me out everytime they are in that room..

[lifemusic1234]

it is possible to jesus and pizza or am i the only one?

[HeadmasterPrime5]

Obama's on the door. RUN SAVE YOURSELVES FROM OBAMA!

[Reminators1]

mushed rooms, peppered roni, and pined apples on my pizza plz

[ThePersonman09]

U PHAILD MEH!!!!!!!!!111

[Jonstern1983]

What pizza place doesn't have salvation topping... that's code for extra cheese right?

[tregitsdown]

Twoflinchin1 what did they do?

[SmanSharp]

Im sure that the obama fathead would like some salvation on his pizza.

[skillcapeemoteplz]

Did he say pie?

[h00g4b00g4]

547 people wanted salvation instead of mushrooms

[TwoForFlinchin1]

they are going to hell for this