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  • o.e Did he just hump her leg?

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    

  • oh my goodness, he screams like a girl. lol!

  • Poor roxanne XD the things that can happen if you sit in the front.

  • Haha!!! I saw this entire show on a dvd at youth group a few years back. His name just popped into my head and I've been trying to find this part of the skit all night! So glad I finally found it! Thanks @TheRandymeister for uploading this!

  • *screeeeeech*

    WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? (then die laughing)

  • tim Hawkins is a comedy genius :D

  • Lol

  • lol, what was THAT? some sort of mating call of a dino?

  • It's all about surprise Roxanne.... >:D

  • If he did that to me I would play along. That would be even MORE unexpected!!!! LOL. I love this guy!! :D

  • Haha. Moulin Rouge reference makes him EVEN cooler!!

  • "It's all about surprise, Roxanne."

    LOL!!!!!

  • i love it every time Roxanne flinches away from him

  • 0:33 what?

  • lol! this is what you do when you run out of material ;)

  • Yo keep pressing 7

  • Whatss yourr name?! I love that voice he does! CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!!!

    

  • This never fails to make me laugh. LOL xD "You dont have to wear that thing tonight..." :-D

  • 17 were raped by a pterodactal.

  • That... was weird.

  • Lol!! Roxanne just sets there all helpless!! lol start prayin XD

  • LOL wayyyyyyyyyyyy funny,love it

  • oh good i thought i was going to have to blow my rape whistle

  • Rotflol!

  • that was so stupid! i wonder how his wife felt about that!

  • skilletmegafan1996, u r so wierd. u dont make any sense!

  • 15 ppl hate the unexpected and r then loosers!!!

  • ABUSE BY A PTERODACTYL! :)

  • Laughed so hard tears came down my face

  • Clever and gifted

  • Awesome Comedy LOL

  • "It's all about surprise" and timing

  • i hate to state the obvious but im guessin this was before he got hitched xD

  • that high pitched squel was hilarious

  • lol its dadada pharodachtal man!!!

  • 15 people expected that

  • this guy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo funny 

  • I would have suffocated laughing so hard. Lol.

  • dude is brilliant

  • "you don't have to wear that thing tonight." lol!

  • It's ALL about surprise Roxanne??

  • ROFL

  • Haha that is hilarious!  xD

  • Its all about supprise Roxanne!!!!!

  • comedy is about the unexpected and tim hawkins is a master at the unexpected

  • Totally violates her space, so funny!

  • i hope that this isnt the first video that someone watches of him, you know why

  • he looks like a cross between jon reep and jerry lee lewis...

  • Lol I love how at the last second he squeeled one more time and she screamed super loud lol

  • WOW HE IS FUNNY WHATUP DUH HE FUNNY

  • Expect the UNexpected......this IS HILARIOUS!!!! U know a comdian is good when they can have the whole audience in stitches.........chalk up another 1 4 Tim Hawkins!!!!

  • What her husband was there?! what would he do! lol beat the living crap out if tim hakkins imagine it lol not trying to be mean or rude or anything

  • @Sugarbabygirlcom I think her husband was there. At :35, you can see her resting her arm on the guy-next-to-her's leg. :) It had to be kind of awkward though, lol.

  • tim hawkins is pretty funny!!

  • I love Tim hawkins' comedy... but that's just kinda weird right there, folks...:)

  • he's crazy...that's why i love his jokes.

  • He most likely warned them somehow without telling them exactly what he was going to do.

  • @muntuku I don't think so.... He does stuff like that.....

  • does he have a problom

  • if i didnt know any better i definitely would NOT think that this guy is a christian...he crossed a few lines with this one. i really love his other stuff though. my favorite one is the Chick-fil-a song! that one and more

  • It's not exactly your place to decide whether or not anyone is a Christian though.

  • truth is, melscum, it doesn't matter..this guy still made himself look like an idiot in front of some random lady and her husband. Thats all i'm trying to say

  • lol as a comedian...its his JOB to look like an idiot

  • i love his shrieking noise. but ya, i had seen many other tim hawkins vids before i had ever watched this; i was like "what the crap is he thinking!? He is literally sitting on that lady's lap!" rofl - funny tho, even if it is relatively inappropriate (not to mention dangerous with that guy, who I assume is that lady's husband, right there next to her)

  • Yeah...I wasn't expecting that either Roxanne..lol

  • That was awkward...

  • F

    FU

    FUN

    FUNN

    FUNNY

    FUNN

    FUN

    FU

    F

  • That would be a little uncomfortable. I was waiting for the dude to punch him in the face or something.

  • he has to be one of the funniest "clean" comedians i have ever seen, he is talented.

  • if you like funny clean comics check out brian regan

  • That reminds me of the chicken guy from Cheach & Chong..

  • bahahaha that would scare the LIFE out of me!

  • lol that dude was thinking get off of my wife or i will kill you

  • i would hug him if i was her! He wouldnt expect that at all! Talk about unexpected!!! lolol

  • how may time are you gonna comment on this? lol

  • does it matter? is there a limit?

  • For normal people

  • are you callijng me not normal?

  • i admit it i'm not normal

  • Good

  • hehehe i've always known i wasnt normal! its a no brainer! lol

  • Interesting

  • i wouldnt mind being roxanne at that moment! lol i know i'm weird!!!

  • didnt know i was gonna do that, did ye Roxanne???

  • I think this clip is one of his best! its hilarious!

  • tell me this was before he was a christian...TELL ME!

  • why, what the heck

  • what difference would that make?

  • I could tell you that, but I'd be lying...

  • how come?

  • not one of his best...

  • Never sit in the front row!

  • HEY HE LOOKS LIKE JIM !!!

  • omg that is hilarious

  • ya didn't know i was gonna do that did'ya roxane

  • He reminds me of Jim Carrey when he does that.

  • @SirRobin126 BUT BETTER.

  • Tim even scared me!

  • poor roxann

  • "Ya didn't know that I was gonna do that, did ya Roxanne?"

    I love this guy!

  • What is your name?

    Roxanne? You dont have to wear that thing tonight!

  • IM....... SCARED LOL itz funni

  • its all about surprise roxanne!!!! lol

  • poor roxan...........sry spelled that way wrong :P

  • LOL that was too funny!!

  • omg that was funny........................

  • pause it at :21 lol

  • nice! lol...i actully lol'd!!!!!

  • lol. pause it at :21

  • lol

  • 0_o random...funny...and a little creepy... I like it >:D

  • I think They meant the guy beside her mightbe her husband and that's why he's not laughing.

  • ya he is look at :25

  • how do you know this?

  • this is my favorite

  • LOL MINE TOO HEHE!!

  • check out the guy to Tim's left in the front row when he jumps on woman's lap... He doesn't even smile... What a douchebag. If you don't laugh at this, there is something wrong with you.

  • he might be her husband or something

  • well that might have been her husband, and he doesnt want some random guy on his wife, ya ever thank of that?

  • lmao!!

  • best comedian ever !!!!!!!!!:)

  • oh gosh. he's coming to my church for halloween! yayness! haha

  • He's hilarious!

    :]

  • i would had screamed and moved as far away back as possible too. lol. I sure wouldn't expect him to do that. man.

  • OMG LOL i want to got o one of his shows sooo bad hes coming to a harvest festivale near my town !!!! yay!!!!! but idk ifi can get in :(

  • Poor Roxanne:'( LOOOOVVVEE him though.

  • OMG thats hilarious hahaha "didn't know i was gonna do that didjya roxanne??"

  • LOL I LOVE TIM HAWKINS!!

  • poor roxanne! goooooood idea 2! :D

  • Can you believe that my friend's mom thinks this obnoxious?

  • whens he jumped off the stage i was practicaly rolling on the floor!

  • man, talk about audience interaction!!!

  • OH MY GOD. When he said her name was Roxanne, I started singing that song too. I'm in love with this man now (:

  • that poor woman, scarred for life!!!!! pretty hillarious though!!!!!!

  • is he trying to be a pterodactyll??? funny!!!!!

  • hahlolo so funny

  • AHAHHAHAH.

    poor lady. xD

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