Haha!!! I saw this entire show on a dvd at youth group a few years back. His name just popped into my head and I've been trying to find this part of the skit all night! So glad I finally found it! Thanks @TheRandymeister for uploading this!
Expect the UNexpected......this IS HILARIOUS!!!! U know a comdian is good when they can have the whole audience in stitches.........chalk up another 1 4 Tim Hawkins!!!!
@Sugarbabygirlcom I think her husband was there. At :35, you can see her resting her arm on the guy-next-to-her's leg. :) It had to be kind of awkward though, lol.
if i didnt know any better i definitely would NOT think that this guy is a christian...he crossed a few lines with this one. i really love his other stuff though. my favorite one is the Chick-fil-a song! that one and more
truth is, melscum, it doesn't matter..this guy still made himself look like an idiot in front of some random lady and her husband. Thats all i'm trying to say
i love his shrieking noise. but ya, i had seen many other tim hawkins vids before i had ever watched this; i was like "what the crap is he thinking!? He is literally sitting on that lady's lap!" rofl - funny tho, even if it is relatively inappropriate (not to mention dangerous with that guy, who I assume is that lady's husband, right there next to her)
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check out the guy to Tim's left in the front row when he jumps on woman's lap... He doesn't even smile... What a douchebag. If you don't laugh at this, there is something wrong with you.
o.e Did he just hump her leg?
Lasadialarwen 9 hours ago
HILARIOUS!!!!!!
dblythe96 1 week ago
oh my goodness, he screams like a girl. lol!
bornagain2day 2 months ago in playlist tim hawkins
Poor roxanne XD the things that can happen if you sit in the front.
Jadespeakschinese 3 months ago
Haha!!! I saw this entire show on a dvd at youth group a few years back. His name just popped into my head and I've been trying to find this part of the skit all night! So glad I finally found it! Thanks @TheRandymeister for uploading this!
beanbug94 4 months ago
*screeeeeech*
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? (then die laughing)
paolinifan 4 months ago
tim Hawkins is a comedy genius :D
watupitskatie 5 months ago
Lol
sek17514 6 months ago
lol, what was THAT? some sort of mating call of a dino?
Paulismyhero777 6 months ago
It's all about surprise Roxanne.... >:D
XDSmileZawrXD 6 months ago
If he did that to me I would play along. That would be even MORE unexpected!!!! LOL. I love this guy!! :D
junebugg045 6 months ago
Haha. Moulin Rouge reference makes him EVEN cooler!!
StealAwayTheStars 6 months ago
"It's all about surprise, Roxanne."
LOL!!!!!
M0shiMadness 7 months ago
i love it every time Roxanne flinches away from him
Amozon28 7 months ago
0:33 what?
SEYNADrums88 8 months ago
lol! this is what you do when you run out of material ;)
HighFiveBlondie22 8 months ago
Yo keep pressing 7
TheGodofOldSchool247 8 months ago
Whatss yourr name?! I love that voice he does! CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!!!
lazypetvids321 9 months ago 16
This never fails to make me laugh. LOL xD "You dont have to wear that thing tonight..." :-D
junebugg045 9 months ago
17 were raped by a pterodactal.
nightmareluffy1000 9 months ago 4
That... was weird.
mrfgabc 10 months ago 3
Lol!! Roxanne just sets there all helpless!! lol start prayin XD
Jesusworshipper4eva 11 months ago 4
LOL wayyyyyyyyyyyy funny,love it
lovestimhawkins 11 months ago
oh good i thought i was going to have to blow my rape whistle
songmixer1 11 months ago
Rotflol!
louloubell3434 1 year ago
that was so stupid! i wonder how his wife felt about that!
LiveOutLoud76 1 year ago
skilletmegafan1996, u r so wierd. u dont make any sense!
LiveOutLoud76 1 year ago
15 ppl hate the unexpected and r then loosers!!!
skilletmegafan1996 1 year ago
ABUSE BY A PTERODACTYL! :)
romans1164e 1 year ago 2
Laughed so hard tears came down my face
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago 2
Clever and gifted
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
Awesome Comedy LOL
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
"It's all about surprise" and timing
veggiet2009 1 year ago
i hate to state the obvious but im guessin this was before he got hitched xD
emie395 1 year ago
that high pitched squel was hilarious
legomastr1 1 year ago
lol its dadada pharodachtal man!!!
rayky1 1 year ago
15 people expected that
TeeTownVideos 1 year ago 2
this guy is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
emabea5 1 year ago
I would have suffocated laughing so hard. Lol.
barefootfarmgang 1 year ago 2
dude is brilliant
chuckythekillerdoll 1 year ago
"you don't have to wear that thing tonight." lol!
Cbluesrocker 1 year ago
It's ALL about surprise Roxanne??
SuperHerbert12 1 year ago
ROFL
sweaty3377 1 year ago
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Before he became a Christian comedian I guess?
celticheatherharpist 1 year ago
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Before he became a christian comedian I guess?
celticheatherharpist 1 year ago
Haha that is hilarious! xD
eagleyes44 1 year ago
Its all about supprise Roxanne!!!!!
hannah0298 1 year ago
comedy is about the unexpected and tim hawkins is a master at the unexpected
CalebTheGatekeeper 1 year ago
Totally violates her space, so funny!
Tearstojoy 1 year ago
i hope that this isnt the first video that someone watches of him, you know why
bill1177is1 1 year ago
he looks like a cross between jon reep and jerry lee lewis...
RoGQuizzno 1 year ago
Lol I love how at the last second he squeeled one more time and she screamed super loud lol
justkidding93 1 year ago
WOW HE IS FUNNY WHATUP DUH HE FUNNY
rpm4445 1 year ago
Expect the UNexpected......this IS HILARIOUS!!!! U know a comdian is good when they can have the whole audience in stitches.........chalk up another 1 4 Tim Hawkins!!!!
dolphinsqueen 1 year ago
What her husband was there?! what would he do! lol beat the living crap out if tim hakkins imagine it lol not trying to be mean or rude or anything
Sugarbabygirlcom 1 year ago
@Sugarbabygirlcom I think her husband was there. At :35, you can see her resting her arm on the guy-next-to-her's leg. :) It had to be kind of awkward though, lol.
blessedXeight 1 year ago
tim hawkins is pretty funny!!
SCOTTYBEE4JC 1 year ago
I love Tim hawkins' comedy... but that's just kinda weird right there, folks...:)
AZfamily4 1 year ago
he's crazy...that's why i love his jokes.
takeheart7 1 year ago
He most likely warned them somehow without telling them exactly what he was going to do.
muntuku 1 year ago
@muntuku I don't think so.... He does stuff like that.....
tsion11 1 year ago
does he have a problom
lillyistheboss 1 year ago
if i didnt know any better i definitely would NOT think that this guy is a christian...he crossed a few lines with this one. i really love his other stuff though. my favorite one is the Chick-fil-a song! that one and more
justinbernal09 1 year ago
It's not exactly your place to decide whether or not anyone is a Christian though.
melscrum 1 year ago
truth is, melscum, it doesn't matter..this guy still made himself look like an idiot in front of some random lady and her husband. Thats all i'm trying to say
justinbernal09 1 year ago
lol as a comedian...its his JOB to look like an idiot
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shawniloy 2 years ago
i love his shrieking noise. but ya, i had seen many other tim hawkins vids before i had ever watched this; i was like "what the crap is he thinking!? He is literally sitting on that lady's lap!" rofl - funny tho, even if it is relatively inappropriate (not to mention dangerous with that guy, who I assume is that lady's husband, right there next to her)
ARbenSRbarGR 2 years ago 5
Yeah...I wasn't expecting that either Roxanne..lol
SenbonButterflyJeryl 2 years ago 2
That was awkward...
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4everzoey4242 2 years ago 3
That would be a little uncomfortable. I was waiting for the dude to punch him in the face or something.
MsCrazychick2010 2 years ago 11
he has to be one of the funniest "clean" comedians i have ever seen, he is talented.
plastcbrane 2 years ago 21
if you like funny clean comics check out brian regan
Mastakilla234 2 years ago 5
That reminds me of the chicken guy from Cheach & Chong..
rad1ist 2 years ago
bahahaha that would scare the LIFE out of me!
unlovedx345 2 years ago
lol that dude was thinking get off of my wife or i will kill you
xXTheBestaXx 2 years ago 5
i would hug him if i was her! He wouldnt expect that at all! Talk about unexpected!!! lolol
AncientRome87 2 years ago
how may time are you gonna comment on this? lol
19oregon95 2 years ago
does it matter? is there a limit?
AncientRome87 2 years ago
For normal people
picklehead41 2 years ago
are you callijng me not normal?
AncientRome87 2 years ago
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Only if you think i am
picklehead41 2 years ago
i admit it i'm not normal
AncientRome87 2 years ago
Good
picklehead41 2 years ago
hehehe i've always known i wasnt normal! its a no brainer! lol
AncientRome87 2 years ago
Interesting
picklehead41 2 years ago
i wouldnt mind being roxanne at that moment! lol i know i'm weird!!!
AncientRome87 2 years ago
didnt know i was gonna do that, did ye Roxanne???
dummyman99999 2 years ago
I think this clip is one of his best! its hilarious!
AncientRome87 2 years ago
tell me this was before he was a christian...TELL ME!
supersarah454 2 years ago 8
why, what the heck
Darthlisp 2 years ago
what difference would that make?
donteverdothisagain 2 years ago
I could tell you that, but I'd be lying...
Kieyt 2 years ago
how come?
AncientRome87 2 years ago
not one of his best...
jojosh40 2 years ago
Never sit in the front row!
JOBRAIL1 2 years ago 8
HEY HE LOOKS LIKE JIM !!!
sultankraver 2 years ago
omg that is hilarious
MindofAnnoyance 2 years ago 8
ya didn't know i was gonna do that did'ya roxane
nickelbackhero19 2 years ago 13
He reminds me of Jim Carrey when he does that.
SirRobin126 2 years ago 94
@SirRobin126 BUT BETTER.
jetblack4ever 7 months ago
Tim even scared me!
Harmonyrocks1990 2 years ago 2
poor roxann
Crizko85 2 years ago 9
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its a good thing hes so funny cuz some of the stuff he does would just be odd if it wasnt
imbatman1995 2 years ago
"Ya didn't know that I was gonna do that, did ya Roxanne?"
I love this guy!
RockerAngel09 2 years ago 84
What is your name?
Roxanne? You dont have to wear that thing tonight!
amgceg 2 years ago 4
IM....... SCARED LOL itz funni
RainbowAlibi 2 years ago
its all about surprise roxanne!!!! lol
kianakaye 2 years ago 5
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That was really.... not.... cool... ^.^
This guy is really interesting ; )
MasterChiefisAbeLinc 2 years ago
poor roxan...........sry spelled that way wrong :P
Jadespeakschinese 2 years ago 4
LOL that was too funny!!
jbsingsherheartout 2 years ago 3
omg that was funny........................
MBLMswim 2 years ago
pause it at :21 lol
logodot 2 years ago 4
nice! lol...i actully lol'd!!!!!
amgceg 2 years ago 6
lol. pause it at :21
chels10123 2 years ago
lol
jeremiahyo 2 years ago
0_o random...funny...and a little creepy... I like it >:D
rogerfan1327 3 years ago 2
I think They meant the guy beside her mightbe her husband and that's why he's not laughing.
1upads 3 years ago
ya he is look at :25
Hawknelsonrocks101 3 years ago
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Bread23000 3 years ago
this is my favorite
bullyboy1863 3 years ago
LOL MINE TOO HEHE!!
thybluerose 3 years ago
check out the guy to Tim's left in the front row when he jumps on woman's lap... He doesn't even smile... What a douchebag. If you don't laugh at this, there is something wrong with you.
dishmanchicago 3 years ago 4
he might be her husband or something
emmarox4eva 3 years ago
well that might have been her husband, and he doesnt want some random guy on his wife, ya ever thank of that?
hawknelsongirll 3 years ago 4
lmao!!
GatesJJ1 3 years ago
best comedian ever !!!!!!!!!:)
army67579 3 years ago 4
oh gosh. he's coming to my church for halloween! yayness! haha
dancen4jesus121 3 years ago
He's hilarious!
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JodiBedsole 3 years ago 3
i would had screamed and moved as far away back as possible too. lol. I sure wouldn't expect him to do that. man.
WhiteMarz 3 years ago 5
OMG LOL i want to got o one of his shows sooo bad hes coming to a harvest festivale near my town !!!! yay!!!!! but idk ifi can get in :(
KikyoLovesInuyasha94 3 years ago 4
Poor Roxanne:'( LOOOOVVVEE him though.
emmawatsonfan1990 3 years ago 4
OMG thats hilarious hahaha "didn't know i was gonna do that didjya roxanne??"
guitarposer88 3 years ago 3
LOL I LOVE TIM HAWKINS!!
guitargrrll 3 years ago
poor roxanne! goooooood idea 2! :D
yahyahqueen 3 years ago 4
Can you believe that my friend's mom thinks this obnoxious?
grulcam800 3 years ago 2
whens he jumped off the stage i was practicaly rolling on the floor!
d13daral0v3r 3 years ago 5
man, talk about audience interaction!!!
chayatocha 3 years ago
OH MY GOD. When he said her name was Roxanne, I started singing that song too. I'm in love with this man now (:
xomelleh 4 years ago 4
that poor woman, scarred for life!!!!! pretty hillarious though!!!!!!
courtneychristine29 4 years ago 3
is he trying to be a pterodactyll??? funny!!!!!
chayatocha 4 years ago 2
hahlolo so funny
zjbbhj 4 years ago 2
AHAHHAHAH.
poor lady. xD
majic42693 4 years ago 4