My brother Markus Bott had been tortured since february 2004. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 by the German BND because of our homepage. We had received numerous threats in advance, which in most cases had been accompanied by torture and sabotage to make them more credible.
hey deputy rabbit to answer your question yes ;; it is nice to get paid to play basketball ,. its also nice to get paid to work out ;; and wash my car but best of all its really nice to get paid when im sleeping ,, no ones stopping you from taking the test
@yeeehaw6611 dude you dnt know the half of a firemans job theres a lot of science and training involved its not jus put water on fire fireman dnt evn hardly use water they use a type of foam
PLEASE DO NOT READ DONT READ THIS PLEASE DO NOT READ DO NOT READ DO NOT READ swear do not read...I don't even know why I'm participating I guess I'm still a bit paranoid. But really do not read this I swear . Also thanks this was really appreciated. DO NOT READ:This is so stupid... But i love my mom deeply... And i don't want to take any chances. Sorry. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour :(
do you not visit youtube often? its a realy cool place were people can make COMPLETELY RANDOM videos. 2 to guys that seam pretty fuckin cool to me, made a pretty fuckin cool video,
so get it through your head that its just a fun VIDEO... Not a life statement, so don't get all mad about it man, its a fun little skit so just laugh or fuck off, --to be taken open minded--
And cops write their own grandmothers tickets for doing 2 mph over the speed limit.
Let's not mention the same cops who drive drunk off their asses the night before a shift....then act all high & mighty when they arrest someone for doing the same thing
This is ridiculous coming from some grown ass men, I'm 18 btw... kinda sad don't you think guys??? First of all I'm NOT a cop and I'm NOT a firefighter. Ok, good, that's established. Police are more than likely to be busy, TRUE. Fireman... NOT so true. Fireman are not jackasses because they barely deal with civilians. Police constantly deal with civilians rendering some of you to become jackasses by society even if you're not. You BOTH have dangerous jobs, and you BOTH get to sit on your asses.
That is pretty much true lol, and then go do nothing when a crime happens lol..fireman should get guns and be POST cleared..I mean we answer more calls then cops, we have instant back up. I mean we are better all the way around. (and little kids are not scared of us HAHA)
Yea, those damn firefirefighters being all hygienic, who do they think they are? They probably won't even put that basketball down to respond to a fully involved structure fire... what jerks (if you can't tell, I'm being extremely sarcastic)
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
hmm... cops who wish they had fireman jobs.... that'd be mostly cause fireman do jack for a living... and dont get pissed on by the public that cops bust their humps all day to protect... wouldnt trade my badge and gun for a hose and a spotted dog tho.... nothing could be worse than waking up and knowing i play with my hose for a living
All the cops that stop by my station wish they had my job I guess if I was a cop I would wish the same thing too. Dont be mad you took the wrong test.
hahaha, my bro did the same thing to me with these videos. i had a good laugh, and then i just had to show it to the rest of my department. good series.
i am pissed off,i wait 2 months for a minute of the same thing over and over.OHH JAKE YOU HAVE THE LADIES OOO,IM just a stupid cop fuck you END OF EPISODE.
If you have watched the same thing over and over, then you should know by now what the skits are about. "HELLO" duh!! What's scarey is there's more like you walking around out there.
its simple.
firemen save everyone, while policemen save one half, and piss off the other.
However their contribution is basically the same.
goldmanndan 1 week ago
What do policemen and firemen all both have in common?
They all want to be firemen. :)
TheMoseph123 4 months ago
a mind is a terrible waste
roslynr2000 6 months ago
this is the worst video EVER
Bobnoscience 7 months ago
this is the worst video
Bobnoscience 7 months ago
that fireman is a fag he rips him off
mercnos 8 months ago
What do you call 165 lbs of crap halfway up a horses back? A mounted cop..
muzzy10135 1 year ago
God created Cop's so that firemen could have heroes too.
DirtdiverSfbill 1 year ago
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007tvirus 1 year ago
What I like about fireman, is that you always have time to leave the wives bedroom when the big red truck pulls up...
1onthetrail 1 year ago
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My brother Markus Bott had been tortured since february 2004. He was assassinated on 11.7.09 by the German BND because of our homepage. We had received numerous threats in advance, which in most cases had been accompanied by torture and sabotage to make them more credible.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :L
hellboy2000100 1 year ago
God made police so firefighters could have heroes too.
Rotluchs 1 year ago
@Rotluchs Amen! lol
moellergrl 1 year ago
hey deputy rabbit to answer your question yes ;; it is nice to get paid to play basketball ,. its also nice to get paid to work out ;; and wash my car but best of all its really nice to get paid when im sleeping ,, no ones stopping you from taking the test
firemans33 1 year ago
police should do the firemen's job as a side job while they're on duty.
yeeehaw6611 1 year ago
@yeeehaw6611 dude you dnt know the half of a firemans job theres a lot of science and training involved its not jus put water on fire fireman dnt evn hardly use water they use a type of foam
MrHicard 1 year ago
A mind is a terrible thing to waste
MasterLordie 2 years ago
people love fireman if you are a cop hmmmmmmmmmm you are screw
L4345T1D4 2 years ago 2
Hmmmmmm Deputy Fag........ Sound bitter haa!!
truckie823 2 years ago
Lol notice how there is no song called
"Fuck tha Firemen!"
uzbec911 2 years ago
FIREMAN RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
max3000222 2 years ago 31
I actullay Got Perry At Toys R Us
LayneBerry 2 years ago
They sell them?!
Goudaentertainmentxx 2 years ago
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htis is shit
arranc856 2 years ago
So is your spelling.
BoyofmanyNames 2 years ago
Lol
6tem6per6 2 years ago
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kayhan777 2 years ago
meekarxilef ,
dude are you fuckin IL?
do you not visit youtube often? its a realy cool place were people can make COMPLETELY RANDOM videos. 2 to guys that seam pretty fuckin cool to me, made a pretty fuckin cool video,
so get it through your head that its just a fun VIDEO... Not a life statement, so don't get all mad about it man, its a fun little skit so just laugh or fuck off, --to be taken open minded--
theone0one 2 years ago
cops suck, love the vidz. lmao
ween69 2 years ago
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Karru Marri Oddona Loma Molonnu Karrano
the curse is uttered.pass it elsewhere 3 times to save yourself.otherwise...may god be with you.
ubuntu4as 2 years ago
Firemen are sooo lazy.
They get up and eat.
Wax their engine.
Play with their hoses.
Eat lunch.
Play Xbox
Eat dinner.
Watch movies.
Then go to bed for the big day ahead.
officerirwin 2 years ago
And cops write their own grandmothers tickets for doing 2 mph over the speed limit.
Let's not mention the same cops who drive drunk off their asses the night before a shift....then act all high & mighty when they arrest someone for doing the same thing
speedyspooley 2 years ago
damn grandmothers are running crazy drivers... i don't ticket them I book'em and cook'em
as far as the high and mighty thing... dude I was joking around... you make things so personal... its a blog dude..
officerirwin 2 years ago
Cops are SOOOO LAZY.
They wake up eat donuts.
Drive to starbucks drink coffee.
Drive around.
Eat lunch
Find more Donuts.
Go to station eat more Donuts.
Go home eat Donuts.
eviljester1987 2 years ago
dude we don't eat donuts anymore... thats sooooo 1950s... we've properly upgraded to danishes and bagels with our starbucks.
officerirwin 2 years ago 7
Then an alarm drops. They go in, while everyone else runs out. And this time, they never come back out.
Sit back in your comfortable air conditioned desk chair and enjoy the knowledge that you don't have to risk your life today.
brooksgarrett 2 years ago
FDNY 343, Worcester 6, and Charelston 9.
brooksgarrett 2 years ago 3
all police do is drive around and sti in a car.
eyebrows4 2 years ago
Maybe you should go on a ride-along, if you seriously believe what you just wrote.
elsamuraiguapo 2 years ago
This is ridiculous coming from some grown ass men, I'm 18 btw... kinda sad don't you think guys??? First of all I'm NOT a cop and I'm NOT a firefighter. Ok, good, that's established. Police are more than likely to be busy, TRUE. Fireman... NOT so true. Fireman are not jackasses because they barely deal with civilians. Police constantly deal with civilians rendering some of you to become jackasses by society even if you're not. You BOTH have dangerous jobs, and you BOTH get to sit on your asses.
meekarxilef 2 years ago
***Continued***
So stop complaining about who's better, it's kinda elemtary. To conclude, Police are more busy, but firemen get more leisure time.
P.S. Policemen ARE humans so they do make mistakes, some more than others ^_^
meekarxilef 2 years ago
Why are you replying this to me? I pretty much said the same thing.
elsamuraiguapo 2 years ago
lol sorry it was for all of you!!! :D
meekarxilef 2 years ago
That is pretty much true lol, and then go do nothing when a crime happens lol..fireman should get guns and be POST cleared..I mean we answer more calls then cops, we have instant back up. I mean we are better all the way around. (and little kids are not scared of us HAHA)
882spade 2 years ago
Cops respond to more calls there is almost always a cop car at every call
josephkennith 2 years ago
How do firemen answer more calls than cops? What fucking planet are you on?
Every time I drive by a firestation, I see them playing basketball or sweeping.
DeputyRabbit 2 years ago 4
Just because you see your town fire dept playing basketball dose not mean my fire dept is doing the same
william964 2 years ago 3
@DeputyRabbit
at least firefighters keep in shape...cops just drive around looking for speeders etc.
haxlord 1 year ago
Must be nice to have all the time in the world to stay in shape. By the way, in my department, only the old guys are fat and out of shape...
DeputyRabbit 1 year ago
Yea, those damn firefirefighters being all hygienic, who do they think they are? They probably won't even put that basketball down to respond to a fully involved structure fire... what jerks (if you can't tell, I'm being extremely sarcastic)
Xxsector9girlxX 1 year ago
omg yay I missed Jake's advice
kairi4evur 2 years ago
"To Be Continued..." WHEN?!?!?
FireGuy22182 2 years ago
i love this shit it rocks
2009406 3 years ago 3
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
thedavecorp 3 years ago 6
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
ziggerdy 3 years ago
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Be honest
If u really like someone right now,
or miss them right at this moment,
or can't get them out of your head,
Then copy and paste this on 10 vids within 5 minutes,
And whoever you are missing,
Will surprise you tomorow
tacomanforever 3 years ago
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Wtf.
Gayest video
ever.
BunnehLuvi 3 years ago
not even at a MVC?
slayslayslay 3 years ago
Keep them coming. LMAO, The truth is always funnier than anything you can make up.
It's even funnier that a cop would get upset watching it. Guess it hits a little to close to home.
More More More
Lube34 3 years ago
I'm not gonna lie to ya. I'm a cop. I love these. They are hilarious. Anybody that takes them to heart has issues.
Splubed 3 years ago 3
Here is all I have to say to mrmnkydrmmr...The cops call us for more help A LOT more than we call them.
JaxFireman 3 years ago
... but I don't recall ever calling for help from a firefighter in 15 years of policing. Glad to have 'em though.
Splubed 3 years ago
Keep your badge and gun chicks like guys that drag a big hose.
jwallen80 3 years ago
Do you know what a cop and fireman both have in common? When they were young, they both wanted to grow up to be firemen.
fdyyz 3 years ago 49
@fdyyz classic
heatwave2012 1 year ago
@fdyyz Do you know what a cop and fireman have in common? They both dropped out of school and they make little pay!
glitch123heydude 4 months ago
@glitch123heydude Funny, I bet I have more school than you. Especially considering I am a certified Law enforcement officer, Medic, and Firefighter.
gregorypickering 1 month ago
hmm... cops who wish they had fireman jobs.... that'd be mostly cause fireman do jack for a living... and dont get pissed on by the public that cops bust their humps all day to protect... wouldnt trade my badge and gun for a hose and a spotted dog tho.... nothing could be worse than waking up and knowing i play with my hose for a living
mrmnkydrmmr 3 years ago
you have it backwards... its waking up wondering all day which chick is going to play with it later!
abqgt 3 years ago
i fucking LOVE all these videos. i show them to all my co-workers at the police station and the some of the fireman. they love it.
awesome, funny stuff.
EmmaLovesCops 3 years ago
All the cops that stop by my station wish they had my job I guess if I was a cop I would wish the same thing too. Dont be mad you took the wrong test.
brandim5 3 years ago
Wouldn't be a fireman if my life depended on it. I hate getting woke up and having to rush off to anything. Glad they are there though.
Splubed 3 years ago 3
NUMBER 11!!
FireGuy22182 3 years ago
keep up the good work!!
jacvfdfireman0527 3 years ago
this shit is hilarious keep em coming..... jus showing the truth
ayowuddup73 3 years ago
Everyone knows why god created firefighters..... so cops would have heroes.
firefighter7164 3 years ago 5
hell yea man, ya better believe it!
jacvfdfireman0527 3 years ago
The best as always!!!!!
NEEE NEEE NEEE Mother Fucker!
firenresq134 3 years ago
These Policeman Vs. Fireman videos are great! LMAO!
waynedunham 3 years ago 2
KEEP 'EM COMING!!! we love it!
FireGuy22182 3 years ago 2
The best one yet!
EScottH 3 years ago
they get better and better
corpsesrules 3 years ago
lmmfao
Rayed20 3 years ago
Bravo Zulu . . . this fireman cannot wait to show this to my brother the cop!
forkscrew 3 years ago
hahaha, my bro did the same thing to me with these videos. i had a good laugh, and then i just had to show it to the rest of my department. good series.
warprodigy 3 years ago
great lines and writing oh my please keep it up
MadSnowmen 3 years ago
Great! Those simple sketches with just the 2 puppets and cool lines are the best :) Well done!
isomerase2210 3 years ago
lmao suck my fireman %#^&
xXGaryXx013 3 years ago
LMAO!!! "A mind is a terrible thing to waste..."-LOL!!! I LOVE his public service messages!!!
MewYuri 3 years ago 2
BEST INTERNET SERIES EVER!
(well, its one of them LOL)
Filtergirl8 3 years ago
hahaha XD fucking great
Wesker
^_^
IamAlbertWesker 3 years ago
ROFL I'm dieing here.... hahaha!
Chivalryaintdead 3 years ago
Another great one!!!!
JNR418 3 years ago
I would be rofl, but all the objects strewn on my floor would shred my body to a fucking pulp.
Jeowulf08 3 years ago 2
Awesome Stuff, keep 'em coming!
fyerfytr 3 years ago
effing awesome
i3kel 3 years ago
great
peedrosup 3 years ago
Keep 'em coming!
jmur5074 3 years ago
lol nice
gangifreek17 3 years ago
thanks for releasing a new episode
cp599 3 years ago
lol
graci556 3 years ago
OUTSTANDING!!!
mslocke81 3 years ago
A mind is a terriblr thing to waste this was hilarious
Trainmasterkreks 3 years ago
Vintage
Top Job 5/5 lol
RectifieD 3 years ago
haha that was great.
love both jake and perry.
nanelarya 3 years ago
AWESOME! KEEP THEM COMING!
jeebz68 3 years ago
PART 10!
LOLOLOL
Very good
LewieGee 3 years ago
I've been watching each and every episode and all of them are a BIG TIME LOL which includes this one too!!! lulz XD
amlegobee 3 years ago
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i am pissed off,i wait 2 months for a minute of the same thing over and over.OHH JAKE YOU HAVE THE LADIES OOO,IM just a stupid cop fuck you END OF EPISODE.
hutchie962 3 years ago
hutchie962,
If you have watched the same thing over and over, then you should know by now what the skits are about. "HELLO" duh!! What's scarey is there's more like you walking around out there.
Sis363 3 years ago 5
Sounds like a poor lonely cop! What do cops an fireman have in common? They both want to be firemen! Chill out dude!
diaphoreticmedic 3 years ago
and buddy, if you wait 2 months to just insult it
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WAIT 2 MONTHS
mitchellmacc94 3 years ago
hey buddy sounds to me like you need to find something better too do....A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE........rotflmao
nut2617 3 years ago
SUCK YOUR FIREMAN CO*K!
Rcm4everguitarist 3 years ago 2
WE WANT MORE!!!
vedranzna 3 years ago
Finaly, another one!
Elendil963 3 years ago
LOL! brilliant!
nightpwner 3 years ago
Hahaha, this is one of the best YouTube series, no doubt.
AmazeNYou 3 years ago 2
lol & viewer #13!
masterchief696 3 years ago
wow, i'm viewer 12
jafrommeyer 3 years ago
lmao poor cop
xesiria 3 years ago
:D funny :p
Damjan19 3 years ago