Nostalgia Critic - The Next Karate Kid (Part 2)

[pokeking1998]

AHHH A DISLIKE BAR "SMASH" fucking hate those on critic reveiws

[assassin3437]

4:43 i just shit my self

[TheM1D93T]

This movie is better than the new one with Will Smiths kid in it

[07foxmulder]

bahhh it's shane from the shield! this movie just got bonus points

[TheEastunder]

even back then they were casting people in their twenties to play teenagers seriously hilary swank was twenty when this movie was made

[EPICLIGIT]

the movie was terrible

[hamursh]

How come he didn't mention that Ralph Macchio wasn't in this film?

[lordportico]

Hehe. I still love it. It's part of my childhood.

[AntofDeath47]

The actress was just a plain old beeotch!! I'm annoyed by her

[acehole7]

what a god awful film

[mr6663711]

J: mr. miyagi, i want to fight!

M: No

J: But I really want to !

M: Good Point.

Wah!

[ShadowParanoya]

IM MR MYAGI BIOTCH!!!!

[Arzaker]

why break boards

what boards do to you

good point

[coolsomeXD]

WHAT WAR!?

[SplicedSeb]

Did he just called Yoda a muppet? XD

[almightycinder]

@SplicedSeb yoda is a muppet. i mean, he's even opprerated by fozzie and miss piggy's muppeteer. what more do you want?

[MisterSmiley91]

@SplicedSeb Well Henson did make the puppet.

[MCAlchemyOfficial]

blowality!

Me-Yeh that blew that blew alright. -_-

[CornedBeefSurprise]

After four movies, Miyagi still doesn't speak English properly?

[Lunabeam1]

I would go get a baseball bat and shovel is someone tried to touch me

[Luigipwnsall12]

Hey, NC, ever watched Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 0?

[koolarkin]

What war?! Who the hell are you?!

lol, I actually said that when I saw this movie

[moneshmahtani]

Ho ho ho and a botle of rum

[kirbmaster1990]

Yeah, too bad they made a new Karate Kid movie! LOL

[SuperRedNova]

Damn she fine

[MasterYumyums]

Was that music when she failed at jumping on the... thing... from EarthBound? It just sounds familiar to me.

[CommandoMomo]

omg ahahaha after 07:51 I had to pause and finish dying of laughter. instant subscribe!

[VulpineFoxDemon]

So the monks don't kill any living thing? Well, if they don't kill bacteria, she probably doesn't want to eat with them anyway.

[hammerandclaw]

I know this is a minor thing, but how did that pin on the left in the bowling fall over? Nothing touched it!

[triforcelink1000]

"ah what have we here, ah a mantis *kills bug* fucking mantis

[Swordofswordom]

I can just imagine the script writers "Ooh, I got it! A teenage schoolgirl and Miyagi fight a group of evil military type people!" "Be realistic, a girl and an old guy fighting a military?" "Well, they could be the school security!" "... Close enough I guess". Seriously, the bad guys in this movie are so out of place it's not even funny.

[celestialobserver]

Was anyone else distracted by how hot she is in this movie?

[tltar253]

@celestialobserver amen to that.

[FinalFantasyFan12100]

@celestialobserver F**k yes :D

[BottomlessHill]

6:11 I lost my shit.

[YTfan24]

Mr Miyagi: Maybe after get done with Piece of shit movie Mr Miyagi open up orphanage in Okinawa lol.

[adamzanzie]

5:24 "No, that's a legitimate question -- are we gonna have another Roman Polanski on our hands or something?" LOL

[Razastar1971]

3:27 hilarious!

[hioeo]

i dont know why, but i feel that when they were walking away from that house i keep thinking theyd blow it up

[MadameTamma]

what is a monastery of wise asian monks doing in california anyway? I thought they were hard to find nowadays even in japan.

[CollisionCorpse]

i'm MR.MYAGI BIATCH

[charlottaigirl]

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR A TEENAGED GIRL AND AN OLD ASIAN MAN <3

[wwetriple1]

what is the name of the song when she leaves to go birdfeeding but gets suspended

[yahwanna]

Monk 1: Cockroach killer!

Monk 2: Whore!

Monk 3: Slut!

Monk 4: I do not know you...

Hilarious.

[lasse4eva]

I always thought those boys were trying to gang rape her. It was...odd.

[SailorSaturnFan94]

"why break boards what boards do too you" lol

[halo3badboy]

why did everything at the fighting seen remind me of MK.the chicks boyfriend looks like jonny cage from the second MK movie,the couch guy said finish him,and the NC made it even look like MK.

[gr8gmr]

@halo3badboy That's because he DID play Johnny Cage in the second MK movie.

[highspeedheadbanger]

well i like this episode and all but *takes huge breath* WAT ABOUT BOOMER

[kira1death]

NNOOOO HES WRONG HE FORGOT ABOUT THE KARATE DOG IT COUNTS AS A SEQUEAL RIGHT?!?!?

[Ekit357]

@kira1death NO! Karate Dog DID! NOT! HAPPEN!

[MrChristo93]

Seriously who ran the background check on Colonel Dugan.

[sinisterskills17]

wow now i see why this movie sucked the first one was good and the remake wasnt too bad

[katyaturchin]

IT'S SCHOOL SECURITY!

[fanon44]

and 3 dead children later LOL

[mitropoulosps]

Lmfao the "Karate Kids get progressively worse" it's funny cuz the nwest ones a black kid

[DJRoadkill18seven]

@mitropoulosps haha sooo funny they got painfully worse

[YourModernWarfare3]

It's funny because THEY DID MAKE another karate kid. Sadly...

[TheKonnnY]

i HATE FUCKING MANTISIS'.. L M A O

[RikiOhRed]

It should have been the good guy from the school security team that learned karate.

[superlink9876]

i feel so bad for him he thout it was over every one thout it was over but then thear was a nother movie

[billyhammet]

god that movie is fucking terriable but youn hillary swanks ass

heaven.

[xtamiko]

not funny at all

[martinandrew47]

high school special forces? wtf, when I was in basic training my senior drill sergeant wasn't this nuts.

[Sovereign885]

movie character: "The war is not over just because one battle is lost!"

nostalgia critic: WHAT WAR? Where did this guy come from, did anybody bother to do a background check on this guy?

LMAO!!! great critique, absolutely loved it!

[ppgdXD]

"Mr Miyagi i want to fight him!"

"no"

"but i really want to"

"good point"

"WAA!"

XDlol

[ikaika98752]

school security should always be this hardcore

[Serje1227]

Someone should tell him about the new sequel

[spideyman2099]

@Serje1227 He did an old vs new on the two

[Coldshadow25]

@Serje1227 Well actually he knows and rated it better than the original

[Serje1227]

@Coldshadow25 Yes, I know that now

[SergRizzo]

I freakin love that Pointless Villain! Jeez, he's like colonel Flagg from M*A*S*H.

[RetroVGamer]

They bungie jumped during the dance for no reason! LMFAO!!!!!

[xaxie1]

Nobody messes with Mr Miagi!

[matcuth]

"And they didn't make another sequel" hehehe

[Charlesperalo]

This girl is pretty damn hot in that dress.

[phenixofroses]

:O How did Miyagi know her dress size? And why did he look so nervous and guilty when she asked him?!?

[Mondeoboy89]

09:06 was one of the slowest kick ive ever seen :-p

[Queen1990bee]

The only reason I clicked on this was to see Walton Goggins who finally pitches up at 07:41, but this guy made laugh so hard it was worth it, man this was awesome :)

[superflycos123]

by the way for people who didn't get the joke the villian of the movie is the voice actor for sam fisher in the splinter cell series

[superflycos123]

you don't FUCK with SAM FISHER BITCH!!!

[AzureClarity]

Last week, I found a mantis at work. My exclamation? "Ah! A mantis!"

[DaGenericName]

8:33

It's EXTREMELY obvious she missed.

[maxwellsmart2000]

If danny larusso were to go in that fight at the dock he wouldve kicked all there asses like that

[34RiverStone]

And what does she want to do?

I WANT TO FEED THE BIRDS!

[34RiverStone]

YOGA: THAT, IS WHY YOU FAIL

[BloodBath0724]

Did Jester just get his ass kicked by an old Asian man?

[jaguar4u2012]

Im sorry I tried to kill a coackroach

LMAO!!!!!

[toothboy3]

It's prolly cuz I've never seen this film, but the lines and scenes NC shows in this review make it look like an OK movie.

[SatenzaofRT]

Watlon Goggins at 7:39!

[Rampagelil]

Roach killer, whore, slut, I do not know you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[femoman]

Anybdy notice how in the climatic fight scene, Miyagi's opponent suddenly sucks? In previous scenes, he's a freaking multi-degree black-belt, but then in one scene he goes to that guy who wandered into the dojo looking for a fight.

[mikenike123454]

3:47 TOTAL STAR WARS RIP OFF!!!!!!

[OmniDude90]

Mr Miyagi needs to be a DLC in Mortal Kombat 9

[SuckerGamer]

FINISH HIM

*rips out heart and shoves down throat*

Mr. Miyagi wins!

Fatality

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

4:27

I thought NC was going to cut to that scene in Men in Tights where the dude chops the arrow into sawdust with his knives.

[shinobitech13]

6:12 LOL wtf, extreme prom bungee mayhem!!

[MustangAce36Kills]

7:44-"IT'S SCHOOL SECURITY!!!"

[AwesomePossumReviews]

america FUCK YEAH!!!!

[akak237]

Such a terriable movie

[sirclanky]

Miyagis halfassed kicks kick ass!!!!

[sirclanky]

Why break boards, what boards do to you?

[NeverContactMe]

@sirclanky Well, the 'school' board...

[ilikemartialarts]

imagine if mr miyagi didnt catch the arrow =0

[xXRandomHimeXx]

"I'm Mr. Miyagi, BITCH!"

Miyagi wins: Blowtality.

[RikiOhRed]

Sadly The Karate Kid people reproduced.

No one is nice anymore.

[megaflux]

1:50 why in the fuck did that guy kick his friend exactly?

[MrKite1996]

that is why you fail EPIC LINE IN MOVIE HISTORY

[YoshiTechnoManMaster]

I just shit myself

[TheMirrorMystic]

Blowality XD

[FluffyPorcupines]

Lmao e Last karate kid came after this one

[ARSENALOFMEGADEATH]

what happened? he just crashed through a fricken gazebo , like a tard!

[adiintel]

this movie was just terrible.... the critic nails this. he should become a director or somethink in the movie industry no joke.

[MeLuvDragons]

Am i the only one who noticed this? FINISH HIM = Mortal Kombat

[Andrewnuva199]

I wanna hear his yell when he heard about the remake with Will Smith's son.

[jag519]

@Andrewnuva199 he did a old vs new with it, he didn't dislike the will smith version too much. I'm sure he thinks that that was better than this.

[xXDarkPrivateXx]

@jag519

Didn't Nostalgia Critic say the new one was just a bit better than the 1st Karate Kid?

[jag519]

@xXDarkPrivateXx I don't remember, I remember that he thought one was just slightly better than the other, Idr which one he said was better though. lol.

[gunsnhalen]

AHAHAHAH this was amazing:D

[302sex]

nostalgia critic is the best

[MrCodeGrey]

lol school security is O-D

[neobogard]

this movie is actwally quite good.not great,but worth a watch once in a while.

[TheGoreyparodies]

people in this movie r fuckin asswipes, IT'S CALLED SECURITY :O

[Tareltonlives]

@054martinm ...No, he isn't

[054martinm]

@Tareltonlives yes he is. he did everything to protect harry because he loved harrys mum. he killed dumbledore because dumbledore asked him and because he was dying anyway.

[Tareltonlives]

@054martinm He's still a selfish, spiteful, childish, evil dickhead. Not a hero in any sense of the word.

[054martinm]

@Tareltonlives then how come he protected harry and harry called him the bravest man hes ever known?

[Tareltonlives]

@054martinm Did Stalin make mistakes? Of course he did. In so long a period filled with heroism, trials, struggle, triumphs, it is inevitable not only for Joseph Stalin personally but also for the leadership as a collective body to make mistakes.- Enver Hoxha

[icekevinlopes554]

its funy how the nostalgia critic keps repeting thats no more sequels...and there is americans are realy fucked up!

[zeldalegend98]

MIYAGI WINS

BLOWALITY

[CubbieBear1980]

IDK where ppl get their taste from. This movie doesNT 'tortures' as he says. Arguably its the best Karate Kid sequel! And to me its as good as the first. The first was mainly good b/c of classic and 'Nostalgia' appeal but its actually a very boring hokie movie at parts and doesn't age well@ALL! This movie has great morals, teaches why fighting is wrong & violence even while doing it and it has a great story. I don't think a K.Kid with a girl could have been better. Stop HATING Nostalgia HATER!

[rdj081]

@CubbieBear1980 didnt you piss everyone off in part 1 of this video?

[CubbieBear1980]

@rdj081 point taken, - walks out room to every ones delight (tjamls rdj)

[rdj081]

@CubbieBear1980 thanks for understanding.

[CubbieBear1980]

@rdj081 oh no prob, Im understanding alright, I understand that on this page/vid that you can't not have an opinion that doesn not kiss the N.Critic's ass, I get it. Pls no replies, b/c then I'll jus have to reply again and on and on, lets just drop it Rdj, peace

[Zeldafreak007]

"IT'S A TRAP!"

[GoodFebruarian]

Miyagi : Why break boards~? What boards do to you~?

[PoetOfTheSpheres]

Zen Archery is "bullshit," you say? YOU and your idiocy are bullshit--of the most clueless variety. You are the poster child for combining arrogance with commenting about things you're brain dead or too cynical to be worth broadcasting your asinine behavior.

[supersaiyansai]

@PoetOfTheSpheres it's funny you say "you are the poster child for combining arrogance with commenting about rhings you're brain dead or too cynical to be worth broadcasting your asinine behavior." isn't it kind of ironic that you are doing the same exact thing? Mr. Poet of the spheres i've seen the comment you made on the first part of this review, and if you think using these sophisticated words makes you sound smarter, you are terribly wrong

[antisadism]

@PoetOfTheSpheres Im sorry, are you talking about yourself or the Nostalgia Critic? Because both cases work. Except the Nostalgia Critic makes illogical criticisms for the sake of comedy instead of professional reviewing, and you are actually serious about this. So I guess it only applies to you.

Please continue to think that you are always right. No one can set you free from your blindness. No one can take you out of your own misguided world.

[SparkReaper23]

@PoetOfTheSpheres Are you able to understand when a man is just acting wierd for COMEDY? You're being SERIOUS about a man doing things just to be funny. Dumb. Ass.

[horrorandfilmmaniac]

Dude! They blow up Eric's freaking car! LOL! This is cut the umbilical cord to reality Michael Ironside is still in "Total Recall"!

[qan2211]

Miyagi win: Blowality.

uhhhh...don't think that sound right.

[qan2211]

OH NO YOU DID'INT

[Animenerd176]

Does the nastalgia critic still do reviews?

[Oombalah]

I don't care what anyone says, I like this movie even though there are some ridiculous and nonsensical things. I actually didn't even know about the first three Karate Kid movies since this was the first I saw out of the series. It wasn't until almost ten years later when I saw the first Karate Kid. lol.

[AllieRX87]

2:27 FAIL!

[MelanicDisaster]

Mr. Miyiagi: Miyiagi always look for way not to fight.

Yoda: War does not make one great.

Which is better?

[tintor2]

"Manslaughter, of course!!!" the Karate Kid villains just make no sense

[LyleVSXyle]

@tintor2 i wonder if they demonstrate how some people like to misuse power and how some people will do anything to win and be the greatest no matter how senile their actions are. btw never seen any karate kid movies but i think my opinion makes sense

[eggnoglugia]

7:22 i know what that guy is thinking. "yeah, you better run before I go all grand theft auto on you" xD

[tiakpark]

Those have got to be the most self-righteous, pious, judgemental monks.

They don't strike me as Buddhists, they strike me as ass-holes!

[TheDoremi40]

0:56 - 1:05 Agh, it's a crappy prismacolor teenage Cape Fear!

[MegaKossak]

monk shots an arrow, mr. Miyagi :

I JUST SHIT MYSELF!

[oreo25no]

they did make another karate kid sadly

[Cornwiggle]

She wasn't at the school for two weeks, yet nothing happened to the bird, whatsoever.

Firstly, why was she so worried then? Obviously, no one will find it.

Secondly, if she's the only one who takes care of it, does she just keep weeks worth of food out in the open just in case?

So stupid.

[BigDaddyC684]

@Cornwiggle Eric took care of the bird for her while she was away.

[TheFirstPersonGame]

where the fuck is Daniel?

[blackjaguar324]

BLOWALITY!!! LOL!

[HaloLvl43Legit]

AHH A MANTIS

*SMASH*

FUCKING HATE MANTISES 

[minionevil]

click eight quickly

[mst3KGf]

Am I crazy, or is one of those psycho school security guards Walter Goggins from "The Shield" and "Justified?"

Well, he had to practice brutalizing all those people on "The Shield." I guess he had to start somewhere.

[WhatsMyLineFan]

@UchihaMadara945 ''what do you have there? AHHH a manthis!'' BANG!

[wirelessg18]

hes goin on about thank god there was another one but there the one with jakie chan ...........well the kung fu kid any ways