Watchmen: YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

[Imagynuity]

Anybody want some fried chicken?

[willpreston]

weird how they made the best comic ever into the worst film ever, kinda like reverse alchemy,

who the HELL does Zack Schneider think he is re-writing Allan Moore?

this violation of modern western culture is vandalism like the taliban blowing up those buddhas,

[rcmontecalvo]

one of the coolest characters ever

[DJJEZ1983]

fucking loved this part, one of the best scenes of the movie

[yerrihsrafynigka]

EPIC FACE EPIC FACE EPIC jizz..in..my paants

[Imagynuity]

Now he's fried chicken. You know what they say, you are what you eat.

[AimThatAss]

FUCKING EPIC, FUCKING EPIC, FUCKING EPIC

[YaFatButch]

best line, delivered poorly. would've been better suited for a serial killer or some sadistic freak like hannibal lecter

[oommiinnii]

@YaFatButch Have you actualy seen the movie? If you have, do you own a brain? Delivered poorly?!? My God, some peoples comments...

[YaFatButch]

@oommiinnii yep, shit movie

[UncleMikeNJ]

@YaFatButch Considering that JEH went on to play the new Freddie Krueger, I think you need to reassess.

[Forgotten1Delta]

@YaFatButch Should've been said by Freddy Kruger

[MrDeos88]

god of epicness!!

[RAGE343]

18 people still don't understand.

[Elbon1979]

" None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!!!!!" So true. And soon, they all seem to understand.

[jumpstartautobot]

They stole that line from a song! Or other way around. XD

[divinidadoscura]

now thats a though motherfucker

[realgunta]

@divinidadoscura *tough

[divinidadoscura]

@realgunta ok mr grammar police.

[realgunta]

@divinidadoscura no problem bro, i got ur back

[mouthyweasel]

Now none of the poor inmates will get their tater tots.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Today is Jackie Earle Haley's 50th birthday. He's not celebrating his birthday with you... YOU'RE celebrating it with HIM!

[innertransporter]

i feel happy for that fucker who messed with Rorscach

[Warmaker01]

I'm willing to bet Rorsach has a wallet that says, "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.

[BobBerkeley]

The guy with the shiv fucked up by yakking about an autograph. If you're going to take down Rorschach, you don't say a word, you don't let him know you're there, you just do the job...or you learn the hard way.

[decadedamaddimperial]

DAAYMN!!!!!! I GUESS THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS MOTHERFUCKER GONNA WANT SOME FRIES !!!!

[ANIMALMOTHERFUCKYEA]

18 people didn't seem to understand. That they were locked up with 416 people.

[Nerevarine31]

"Gansta": Im famous and I can keel you

Rorschach: *dumps boiling oil* Bitch.

"Gansta": ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh

[madmanis12345]

.............................S­HIT

[thehulk86]

gingers have begun to fight back

[Garren16]

None of you seem to understand... I'm not on youtube with you. YOU'RE YOU YOUTUBE WITH ME!

[baconair]

@Garren16 Come again...?

[madloz76]

When that scene came up in the cinema. I laughed so hard and no else did. A majority of people in Australia are so clueless to non mainstream pop culture.

I hate the state I live in sometimes. Football (AFL), is worshipped way to much. It's sad really.

[Seekerrr]

@madloz76

"A MAJORITY of people in Australia are so clueless to NON MAINSTREAM pop culture."

Sigh... Do you even think about what you write?

[madloz76]

All the time. It's good to know that I'm not alone. Most people are willing to accept what is dished up to them. They don't question why they like it.

That's what makes a wolf and a sheep different creatures.

[Alxmir23]

god i love that quote

[ajl431091]

ive had a situation that ,if not for the fast pace of everything i might have sid somethng similar to that, lol hurting people is fun

[LuvRemyanJack]

@ajl431091

[slayermate07]

clint eastwood and chuck norris made a clone-mixture baby

[loogy123]

the handle totally wouldnt be on the glass side itd be on the servers side lol

[stevebritgimp]

Bloke got battered.

[fuckshit485]

thats so badass lol

[squidb8]

I always thought Rorschach was based on Punisher. They have the same philosophy about prison.

[salsaguy12]

0:29 sounds like turk

[kingmarck1]

Most Bad-Ass Scene!!!

[OgnarPliskin]

He is my hero!!!

[JEFFHARDYROCKS1998]

ouchh 0:32

[VysetheTard]

Very unconvincing screams.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Rorschach-"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you."

Guard-"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!"

Rorschach-"YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!"

[blackdragonthebad]

Why did he attack him? 0:32

[drsirsigma]

@blackdragonthebad He was going to shank him.

[bryceskates4life]

@blackdragonthebad He probably put him in there!

[roweststreets]

dat was gangsta

[erichashbrownhero]

yum, deep fried black people.

[airic554]

@erichashbrownhero

who woulda thought the deep fryer would fight back?

[xavierrainn]

It's a shame alan moore had him killed, I would have loved to have seen Rorschach fight crime along with the JLA and the DC universe

[kibadanghi]

New level of badassery

[MrKukkeliskuu]

Heeehheheheheheh..... Heheheh.... heee...

[Dragnet5]

That is such a cool scene and i love it when that man screams like a little girl

[omanyte10]

@Dragnet5 you would be screaming like that too if that happened to you

[jkss3493]

@omanyte10 No he would just walk it off XD.

[omanyte10]

@jkss3493 me too :)

[Poseidon500]

Rorschach dosen't fuck around!

Rorschach's superpower is his uncompromizing brutality, in the name of justice.

[imagevideos1]

So fucking brutal

[D34thTr4x]

lol i dont think that guy with oil on his face screamed enough :D

[tigger23123]

i cant stop laughing at the oil being smashed onto the guy its fucking genius

[dac13]

Yeaa!

[JimJam1304]

SO FUCKING AWESOME

[gruvens]

@JimJam1304 So fukking awesome indeed. LOL I was in the shower today repeating this line, scared myself.

[1990ricky1990]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!?!!­?!?!?!?!?!?!

This scores a clear 10 on my badasslinesthatrocksomuchIwish­theyhadn'thappenedsoicanclaimI­madethemup o-meter

[dontpunchgrandpa]

chuck norris has a son...

[mzathemind]

@dontpunchgrandpa bitch please chuck norris has a grandfather

[aunshi190]

@mzathemind There was NOTHING before chuck norris!

[mzathemind]

@aunshi190 chuck norris blows.

[DrakullMenethil]

@dontpunchgrandpa fuck norris man, he is history!!!

[Elbon1979]

@dontpunchgrandpa Lmao! But who's the mom? Mrs. Voorheez?!

[Elbon1979]

@dontpunchgrandpa Ps, love your username!

[Towersita87]

@dontpunchgrandpa at Rorsharchs father's name is Charlie...that's the only thing that fits

[tehkao]

One of the most bad ass lines ever.

[TheSkitworld]

aMAZING !!!!!!!!!!

[NICOTINASTUDIOS]

aaaaaaa

hahahahahahahhah!

man i love when he trhew the fry's oil

to that guy is just hilarius violence!

hehe :)!

[zillynova]

*sigh* I the book he said the line when he was visiting the threapist, and if you read the comic, the line is much more fitting. Still, pretty badass.

[DatNiggahJustin]

what does he say?

[okenfold5]

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked inhere with you, you're locked in here with me"

[DatNiggahJustin]

oh i know that lol i was asking zillynova what rorschach says in the book

[natmanprime]

@zillynova no it was said in the prison canteen but recalled by the therapist in the book

[iluvmykitties1]

oh my god i LOVE that line :D rorschach fucken kicksass!

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

He's already overcooked, Rorschach. No need to try fry him up again.

[u2LoveFoxMulder]

ughhh nasty would hate to be that dude! rorschach is badass!

[awesomly47]

0:04

hey rorschach!

[HappyJake100]

My fave scene. I never read the comics but im likeing this character. I hate the end.

[stephenrose06]

best line in the movie.

[TheFallen7fold]

kovacs/ rorschach is easily my favourite character.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!!"

[WillProtoss]

that's all fuckd up...

[VaseJo]

The video quality makes it look like it's from the eighties :)

[mailedbypostman]

@VaseJo Snyder remastered it from the same vhs that had Saturday morning watchmen on it

[VentusUnbirth]

This is one of the best lines in the movie in my opinoin I cant stop saying it x)

[yowall23]

men make those comments, men who are balls ass crazy enough to wear a mask.

[ThaFunnyGuy]

Damn i loved this movie! Saw it 4 times in theatre!

[bigtony175]

One of the best lines ever!

[thorngburg402]

wat a bamf

[esfelectra]

if your in the prison with him

your fucked

[Dwal86]

epic scene

[TaMurda]

"UR LOCKED IN HERE WITH MEEE!!!!"

[distancemaster]

IMO, Rorschach made this movie, and this was the best line in the movie.

[DrakullMenethil]

@distancemaster yeah it was

[ChronozG]

@distancemaster

agreed best line of the whole movie and TPB

[Rafalmeidaa]

please correct the description

[MecaDope]

Lmao!!!!!

[TheSkitworld]

AMAZING

[CobainInChains]

I agree, i think the movie wasnt as good as i thought, maybe too high expectations. But still it has some great scenes, like this one. Rorschach's character is well played, so as The Comedian (rape scene/vietnam war flashbacks). Those are my two favourite Watchmen.

[tataatthedisco]

iono what some of you are talking about, the movie stayed so authentic to the comic and the scenes.

[EnigmaticMayur]

my favorite scene in the movie...

the most impressive character without a doubt.. the superheroes looked so unreal..

[indycell]

that was some serious pwnage!

[TheVenger10]

man u must be pissed iggyhazard enjoythe dam clip without bring some political/human thing into t ffs! :D ENJOY THE ACTING! wooo

[KidBowsur]

can you say badass?

[Feder147]

this is definetly not a cheap thrill like paranormal activity, this deserves an award, hell why is it that most people are impresed with crappy after effects effects instead of this! seriously this was brilliant and real.

[Feder147]

DAMN brilliant acting

[Zozoas]

This was my favorite part of the whole movie!

[dream1518]

man BEST MOVIE LINE

[superschema]

Favorite line in the whole movie

[Feder147]

that black guy is scary, hes like friendly but he'l kill u or rape u. Scary

[1bangor]

You just described every black guy.

[Toony678]

Wow, as a black guy myself I seriously take offense to that...have you heard of Johny Wayne Gacy? Yeah, theres two sides to every coin buddy.

[ShockTherapist007]

ahaha not very politically correct

[Psycho3418]

So true Rorschach.

[Jammersis]

thats gonna go down in movie history

[romagen]

that is just classic

[ajefri]

I never read the novel, so I got to appreciate this line to the extreme! I had to jump off my seat!!

[Phenomenom666]

Holy shit ! I love this scene :D

[zseer]

i rofl everytime he throws that grease on the guy

[MzFootwork007]

The Thing You need to Understand is that

I'm Not Locked In Here With You......

YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDarkKnight1985]

A highlight scene in a very good if otherwise flawed film.

[sparkzacada]

rorscarch should have showed no emotion when he beat him up...wouldve looked creepier

[s13ge]

perfect as is.

[sparkzacada]

thats what she said.....wait

[JAYCZero]

Inmate talking shit to Rorschach. Mental Agravation Rorschach Breaks The Steel Tray by bashing the Inmate in the Face $6 Damage Rorschach Breaking the Glass Container $50 Damage Frying Grease 1 gallon waisted $15 Kodak Moment with Inmate burned with the Frying Oil Screaming with Agony Priceless Sometimes with Unbearable Agony Money Can't Buy

[potato11teen]

lols

[JAYCZero]

rofl I had to say that , cause that's what it lookes like

[Shanethefilmmaker]

Steel Lunch Tray with food

$10

Deepfryer Pot

$10

1 gallon of hot grease

$40

letting the inmates know they are locked in here with you and not the other way around.

priceless

There is somethings money can't buy, for everything else there's Rorschach

[JAYCZero]

ROFL!!! Good One ! Good One !

But it's more Hilarious reading both comments and watching the clip at the same time.But Shit I can't read it cause that would be scrolling down ArrgH!!

[radioactivepotatoman]

oh that is so fucking awesome., I love you, Shane.

[IggyHazard]

See how he gets hit the face with a billy club and he doesn't even flinch?! Not only that, but he's just to0 fast. No one is a match for him except for Ozzy. I'm sure if Rory had realized the truth about The Comedian, he would have turned against him and killed him for being a rapist/war criminal years before the Keene Act was passed. But that would have altered the timeline of the story. Of course, I'm only speaking in the context of philosophical principles here.

[ringmaster316ms]

damn right he would have. check any version of what he did to the girl's killer and you'll see that

[mowriter]

Iggy: in the graphic novel, Rorschach refers to Comedian's "moral lapses" as being irrelevant to his otherwise superior morals and patriotism. This pisses off Silk Specter 2, big time, knowing the "lapse" was raping her mother. THAT was why Manhattan beamed Ror. out of the labs, he'd upset Manhattans lady.

I'd agree with you, though, that a willingness to "make exceptions" to morality is inconsistent with Rorschach.

[IggyHazard]

Going by the novel, I thought Rorschach refused to believe The Comedian actually WAS a rapist. I thought he believed Hollis made that up. But if Rorschach was okay with The Comedian being a psychopathic rapist, that would mean that not even Rorschach is immune to hypocrisy. We can't just say that rape is usually bad but sometimes okay. That contradicts the very meaning of .rr.

[Toony678]

Wrong, the Comedian would fucking own him at 67yrs old and half drunk Comedian did better against Ozy than the combined efforts of Rorschach, and Niteowl...and if you read the comic Comedian in his prime beat the holy hell out of Ozzy.

[IggyHazard]

That's because The Comedian is a right-wing psychopath whereas Ozzy is a gay liberal internationalist pseudopacifist.

}:-P

Granted, The Comedian is only a lukewarm right-wing psychopath. A true right-wing psychopath (or Rorschach) wouldn't break the basic code of civility by committing rape.

The Comedian, in turn, was pwned by Ho0ded Justice.

[Toony678]

It seemed to me like Comedian more or less didn't fight back against hooded justice because he knew what he did was fucked up. Comedian is very much a sociopath is a very loose sense of justice in my opinion the guy just liked violence, and being relatively intelligent he knew that beating down on bad guys was more acceptable, and easier to get away with than being a quote unquote bad guy.

[IggyHazard]

He had a sensory addiction like an adrenaline junky. Rorschach is the exact opposite of a sociopath -- a militant empath.

}:-D

[HuntingAwaller]

one of the most fuckin badass scenes of all time

[iiceman14]

who gives a shit about if theres food in it or not

[IggyHazard]

I love how he MacGuyverishly utilizes his environment as a weapon.

}:-D

[PeterDivine]

That's the most debonair smiley I've ever seen.

[Pirochiro]

It was a currently empty bucket. You see Rorschach spotting it just before that fat guy says hi.

[Pirochiro]

Actually ignore that, it's about 12 seconds in he eyes the frier.

[nathanlurie]

one of my favorite parts in the movie.

[shadowmonger21]

a bucket fryer you know no holes

[DanManBeast]

he is such a badass

[rajayuca]

this line its as good as scarface's ( say hello to my little friend) its just soooo badass!!!!!!!! shit, i want this line as a fuckin ringtone...!!!!!! does it exist????

[iiceman14]

there was food in it that was soaked

[fatasswantfood]

yeah, but all the french fries in it were saturated in oil, so hitting the guy with them would have essentially done the same thing

[DondiWhiteRIP]

hardest line in a film in my recent memory.

[gerogerori556]

fucking cops put your dirty hands off rorschach

[whodat41]

0:33. fried like kfc.

[fatasswantfood]

what does that make Rorschach ? Colonel Sanders? Not only is he the most badass masked vigilante hero ever, but he is also the owner and proprietor of the KFC chain of restaurants and the inventor of the 11 herbs and spices! YES!!!!!!!!!!

[whodat41]

hahahaha indeed the ultimate combination!!!!!

[Ameriican4Life]

fucken dr manhattan

[ZippyZappy13]

I love rorschach everything he says is so witty

[nfonner182]

haha everyone's like WTF?

[zygomatic001]

Best line in the movie.

dude, as if he didn't do enough damage with the