whatever happened to your "Abuelito" stories? Like the one where he put a paper bag with an owl painted on it in his almond tree to get rid of the magpies.
(question)__ a whatz up bro you gotta black eye and a fat lip what happened (RESPONSE)__ i know but check it out ... fuckin bit of his ear loaf i dont give a shit lets go again right now dont give a shit a lets go right now dont giva a shit
@wmier2 Thanks, I found like two days after I watched this. But now I can't find it on iTunes and I want it really bad, lol. if you could help with that I'd hug you. lol
it something for middle easterners to poke fun at themselves but it's kind of rude for this guy to be doing it. Especially when he doesn't have the accent right..
persian dont speak english like that!! thats ARAB man!!! go F**K ur self!!! we all proud to be Persian not mexicans who get all our taxes for their families!!
I saw this dude years ago, performing in LA with by buddy Luke and Johnny freakin destroyed! I as looking for him some time afterwards, must have did a bad job because he's obviously still out tehre, kicking strong. Mad props, Johnny, glad to see you making it. Nay sayers, leave it man. Get a life or just shut up. If you don't thgink he's funny fine, you have different tastes but he's doing alright and appealing to many if doing gigs like this. Stick it, rock on Johnny!
johnny sanchez is the unfunniest guy of mADTV.......
bobby lee is THE BEST .......john is tryng to copy the fake tone of CARLOS MENCIA/mexican voice/ aNd bobby lee's nasal voice...... THIS VOICE IS too retarded
except that Johnny is actually Mexican, and Mencia's real name is Ned - if you think hes funny cool...but I like Johnny - he's authentic...Bobby Lee is Great - totally agree :-) Ive seen them Johnny and "Carlos" live - Johnny is much funnier...
i don't give a shit!
chivo1692 1 month ago in playlist Comedy
"Mexican Light! Great taste but less felling!" Hahaha
CillisbetterthanBill 3 months ago
whatever happened to your "Abuelito" stories? Like the one where he put a paper bag with an owl painted on it in his almond tree to get rid of the magpies.
sylgem 6 months ago
Thata sad n pathetic relating meth to San Bernardino n Mex. This is BULchit.
aguafinatv 7 months ago
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(question)__ a whatz up bro you gotta black eye and a fat lip what happened (RESPONSE)__ i know but check it out ... fuckin bit of his ear loaf i dont give a shit lets go again right now dont give a shit a lets go right now dont giva a shit
funny azz hell
darkshadowking666 7 months ago
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darkshadowking666 7 months ago
San Bernardino!?!? I use to choot guys in San Bernardino.....
ripperduck 7 months ago
abdul allaaahjandro! shit! thats funny!
forgotpzwrd1 8 months ago
don give a SHIT !!!
mickehill 8 months ago
lol..i jus saw his video,sumeone posted it on my wall on fb he is hillarious n cute <3 <3 <3
hira25644 8 months ago
you can watch the whole thing on hulu.com
ZombieGamer009 9 months ago
This guy keeps describing me!! xD
sebaschan23 9 months ago
This dude is hella funny!!!
Doit79 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dis shit iz hilarious
Reynaiskuul 11 months ago
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HA HA HA HA
SHAQISDANBA 11 months ago
whats the name of the song?
1000FeatheredOwl 1 year ago
@1000FeatheredOwl The name of the song is 'Tu Payaso' by Adaamik Mendoza (dont kno if I got dat 1st name right) and Quetzal Guerrero
wmier2 9 months ago
@wmier2 Thanks, I found like two days after I watched this. But now I can't find it on iTunes and I want it really bad, lol. if you could help with that I'd hug you. lol
1000FeatheredOwl 9 months ago
shut up about being offended jesus christ
POSTJUMPSUIT 1 year ago
it something for middle easterners to poke fun at themselves but it's kind of rude for this guy to be doing it. Especially when he doesn't have the accent right..
mscutiepie4321 1 year ago
Mexicans are from Mexico, that man is Hispanic lol.
M10J10G10 1 year ago
I go like thise,I go like thisseeeee !... Hahahha I make love i fly kite ahhaha..
Bonjasky87 1 year ago
lol, "i make looove i fly kit, i don't give a SHIT!"
CJBombaYe 1 year ago
luv him :) lmao !!!
dmorado5 1 year ago
This guy is funny...Jeff Garcia=shit.
b3njamin0912 1 year ago
he does look middle eastern ha ha ha...but paisa version LOL
exh6192 1 year ago
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nah he looks like a middle eastern ben stiller xD
mikehatesgayassford 1 year ago 3
wat is the name of the video?
iloverikku714 1 year ago
watched this guy live at a private performance, the man is a comedy genius!
fastr144 1 year ago
he madd funny *
PresiousPrincess12 1 year ago
haha oil digger
shirin8775 1 year ago
" And i go like dis..i go like dis''..we dont giv a shit!! haha
Estacudo1 1 year ago
fuck you
PalMav63 1 year ago
"My name's Abdul Allahjandro!"
raymond2031 1 year ago 11
first joke was a from mad tv sketch.
chadsexinton 1 year ago
Im arabic but this is hilarious xD
r5kids 1 year ago
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@r5kids as long as you are not a Muslim, you should be happy.
4Tamashah 1 year ago
How is this Middle Eastern dude's last name ALAjandro if his father's Persian.
johnp0729 1 year ago
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Nenax3bubu 1 year ago
@johnp0729 so true haha
shirin8775 1 year ago
lmao im not saying shes an oil digger lolz
brianKRAZY1 1 year ago
Effing hiliarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessicaaudate 1 year ago
i feel liek baseball and apple pie but i ahve to realise i look liek nachos and a cock fight haha
heygyal 1 year ago
i go like this. haha
heygyal 1 year ago
He's alright, laughed like twice. I find it dumb when you make fun of the crowd it's not actual comedy.
strwberripink 1 year ago
@strwberripink who the hell are u to decide wats comedy? if a dude spliting his balls is funny thn making FUN of the crowd is FUNNY
Wettbak117 1 year ago
one of my favorites
DYLMEDINA777 1 year ago
my name is Abdul ALAjandro!
quannguyen1993 1 year ago 3
This man needs to make more standup
23ozMangoDrink 1 year ago
Wow lmao all day dat iz funny i heard da whole thing iz on hulu
timetworhyme 1 year ago
What is the name of the song from the beggining?
novomlinski 1 year ago
@novomlinski
Its called "Payaso" by Adaamick Mendoza
DancingFeather 1 year ago
what he says about the short mexican guys is soo true :o
papalliyo 1 year ago 2
yup
NewAgeNomad93 1 year ago
6:40-7:40 lmao
TSPOWELL89 1 year ago
I like it when hes little joker better
thewarriorforce 1 year ago
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fuck you mother fucker. not funny
ramiqums 1 year ago
quality is horrible, they got the full movie on hulu though, no advertising, just saying..
death10390 2 years ago
why dont ya go watch there then?
79481429 2 years ago
meh, hes ok imo
Digifr33k 2 years ago
heheh hahahahah
broibroiohbroi 2 years ago
he is funny and hell kool, fck u hater go watch ur dean cook
kx10ngk 2 years ago 3
lol dean
fliod88 1 year ago
Not as funny as I remember him being...kinda disappointing.
pwhitmore84 2 years ago 2
Orale eey...
muscstealer 2 years ago 3
Where the hell is part 2?
Mansterz 2 years ago 47
Thats what I'm sayin
guitarz4eva1 1 year ago
@Mansterz thats what i wanna know
MsHaze31 1 year ago
@Mansterz go to hulu and watch the whole thing
130643silent 1 year ago
I love Johnny Sanchez. He is a great guy and a funny comic.
TinaKim 2 years ago 2
I aint sayin shes a Oil digger LOL
pinoykulet 2 years ago
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persian dont speak english like that!! thats ARAB man!!! go F**K ur self!!! we all proud to be Persian not mexicans who get all our taxes for their families!!
zakhara 2 years ago
shut up and go put some deodorant on you stinky fuck! why dont you fucks shower?
chenchamexica 2 years ago
what is that song playin in the backround?
billabam 2 years ago
I saw this dude years ago, performing in LA with by buddy Luke and Johnny freakin destroyed! I as looking for him some time afterwards, must have did a bad job because he's obviously still out tehre, kicking strong. Mad props, Johnny, glad to see you making it. Nay sayers, leave it man. Get a life or just shut up. If you don't thgink he's funny fine, you have different tastes but he's doing alright and appealing to many if doing gigs like this. Stick it, rock on Johnny!
PantherFUCKING420 2 years ago 3
i saw this on t.v once,where is part 2,it gets funnier,they should put the rest of his part
anthonybarbosa12 2 years ago
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just kill this gay bitch
bobby lee rocks
sanchez sucks
MongolGenghis 2 years ago
he"s ok
gil120 2 years ago
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check it out its Karate Kid
andreshco 2 years ago
AHLLAH!!!!! HANDRO!
numso 2 years ago
no this guy didn't do it for me
xcon99 2 years ago
i dont find mencia funny he is just good wit other peoples shit
pun15h3r15 2 years ago
he is borrowing that middle-easter accent from Ahmed Ahmed:
watch?v=T2QUF8Ldhig
igrewold 2 years ago
"In my cuntry... we pump gas, we fly kite, I DON GIVE A SHEET!"
AHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
2fast4u5 2 years ago
johnny sanchez is the unfunniest guy of mADTV.......
bobby lee is THE BEST .......john is tryng to copy the fake tone of CARLOS MENCIA/mexican voice/ aNd bobby lee's nasal voice...... THIS VOICE IS too retarded
MongolUtuber 2 years ago
except that Johnny is actually Mexican, and Mencia's real name is Ned - if you think hes funny cool...but I like Johnny - he's authentic...Bobby Lee is Great - totally agree :-) Ive seen them Johnny and "Carlos" live - Johnny is much funnier...
DrOliverez 2 years ago 2
i am sick of this kind of nasal voice...... asian accent ---watch?v=6rmCdoR3-ds
mexican accent-watch?v=T2QUF8Ldhig NOW THIS KIND OF VOICE IS NOT FUNNY
MongolUtuber 2 years ago
but "carlos" is still pretty kool : )
aznchang963 2 years ago
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johnny snchez is not funny
allKorea 2 years ago
Yeah That's My Name
JohnnyRaySanchez1993 2 years ago 4
Johnny Sanchez is funny as hell.
the60sKid 2 years ago 4
lil joker
statusmvp01 2 years ago 4
THAT SHIT IS FUNNY ASS FUCK
greenpickles16 2 years ago
"i make love, i fly kite, i don't give a SHIT!"
ahahahahaha! XD
freshPrincess626 2 years ago 10
yup is tru dei r trin to be mexican just like mr capone e.
dont belive me? go find his real name hahaha
JOS3EMMANUEL 2 years ago
that dude is hella funny!
carlitosevc 2 years ago 5
Its FoReeeel
jumpthestump 2 years ago 4
saludo a alah -jandro loooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
strong1412 2 years ago 6
hahaha abdul allah-jandro
mExloKo13 3 years ago 4
he used to be WAY hotter
ggxxslash 3 years ago
tiny mexicans are fucking crazy
tlcbronco 3 years ago 7
can you upload the second part of this this is so hilarious
wowlubsvaggie 3 years ago 4
This is classic. "Let's go right now, i don't give a shit ey." LOL
joebyu 3 years ago 6
u rock man!!!!!! the best!!!!!
monitony23 3 years ago 3
Lets go right now, I don't give a shit ey"lol
joebyu 3 years ago 3
HAHAHA! mexicanos 4ever!
Jocelyne2002 3 years ago 5
this is funny shit!!
koolkop1234 3 years ago 3
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ha ha midget mexican
BurningPizzaStudios 3 years ago
HAHAHA! pump gas fly kite! damn thats funny
drunkenmathematics 3 years ago 5
"i dont give a shit..lets go right now !!"
jcorvera 3 years ago 31
Hillarious!
isralien23 3 years ago 5
anything from part 2!?!? i wanna see skit skat skit at that!! :D
foodongo 3 years ago 4
That part is flippin' hilarious!!!!
mercyhurstchic 3 years ago 2
"Nachos and a cockfight!" hahahah
nonita007 3 years ago 5
funny stuff! Love him on MADtv too! Congrats on the ALMA nomination!
winogirl75 3 years ago 8
funny shit
surcali 3 years ago 5
funny shit
Virileee 3 years ago 5