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  • Yo mama is so fat when they tell her to haul ass, she has to take two trips

  • yo mama is so stupid that she fucks the cat

  • Yo mama so fat her stomach is the solar system

  • yo mama so stupid,ugly,old and fat that she......that i dont have a joke for her

  • i dont get it

  • @k4m1k4z3273 - I think it is that she is so fat that it takes a whole year to turn around 360 degrees. That is what I think this joke works.

  • your mamas so fat when she gets cut she leaks out gravy

  • Your mamas so fat she got in the bath and fell though the floor and landed in a pool of whales and the started to sing we are family

  • Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the Ocean al the water came out

  • yo mama is so fat that she can finish a huge thnxsgiving feast in under 2 second

  • yo mamas so stupid she thought that psp is short for pretty small penis

  • Yo momma's so fat, her Patronus is a cake!

  • yo momma's so fat she has more chin's than a Chinese phone book

    you mama's so poor when I dropped a cigaret but in her house the cockroaches jump up and down and screamed "clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we've got some heat!"

    you mama's so stupid she thought chubby checkers was a game for fat people.

  • pendejadas

    

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  • Yo mama is so fat,that when she turns around,It's her birthday!But you can stay behind and don't give her any presents.IMMA FREAKEN GENIUS!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat, she got more chins than Beijing.

  • 0:16

    Am I the first to notice the barf/spit marks on the front of her shirt?

  • @awesomegirlO sorry, no.

  • me gusta

  • yo mama so fat she walked down a street and they named it broadway.

  • 0:29 ME GUSTA

  • IMMA FREKIN GENIUS! believe what you want brody.

  • Yo mama so fat that when she joined myspace that had to triple the space.

  • Your mamas so fat that when your dad comes back from work and sais "its chilly outside" she runs out with a spoon ;D

  • yo mamma so fat when she sat on the moon....she made the ipad YEAAAAAAAAH

  • i don't get it

  • @MDG397 she needs one year to turn around ;D

  • GENIUS I AM A FREAKING GENIUS!!!!!! AWESOME LOL LOL LOL

  • Tomorrow is my bday

  • 0:29, was that supposed to be the "me gusta" face, or what?

  • haa that episode is funny

  • i could have been your dad but the line was too long

  • YO MAMMA SO FAT vest- yo mamma so fat it takes so much leather to make a vest for her

  • The jokes are funny but what's with the pink shirted guy acting like a douchebag at the end of each video? O.o

  • 0:28 MOMGUSTA!

  • yo mamma so fat when she tries hitting a punching bag the punching bags says "haha you cant hit me" all of a sudden BEWM earthquake she summons hitachu hits anything in your way BEWM he hits then it thinks (wheres my masta) then she it yo mamma AND shes still going oh cmon shes past heaven CMON!

  • co ja pacze -.-

  • Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

  • yo mama so fat, the only three leadders of the althabet that she rememberers is KFC

  • harley birds so fat, she said GENIUS!IM A FUCKIN GENIUS!!!!!

  • Brody:GENIUS!I'M A FRICKING GENIUS!

    Likers:YES YOU ARE!!!

  • Yo momma's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

    Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

    Yo mamma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

  • Your mamas so fat and stupid that the only letters in the alphbet she knows are. KFC

  • Yo mama is so stupid! When she makes a sandwich she puts actual sand in it!!! :D

  • That 1 suked

  • yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas

  • Your mama is so fat when she asked for a king sized bed they gave her the Atlantic ocean with a blanket

  • YO MAMA SO FAT THAT EVERY-TIME SHE LAUGHS HER BOOGERS COME OUT

  • i dont get it.

  • @EDEDDEDDY9 It takes an entire year for her to turn around(rotate). so there saying she is as fat as a planet

  • @Markroofroof Oh...lol

  • yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

  • yo mama is so fat

  • yo mama so fat that she was the one who sank atlantis

  • Yo mama so stupid that when her boss told her to burn the files to the CD she literally burnt the files !!!!

  • yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

  • ima freakin GENIUS! XD

  • :megusta:

  • ur mama so ugly she has u as proof

  • Its Brody who makes these shorts what they are lol

  • yo mamma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios dont get stolen

  • Yo mama so fat she is big as the sun

  • yo mamas so fat she was asked to be in front of a army as a sheild!

  • Yo mama so ugly, she stared at a pint of milk for 2 seconds and it turned to yoghurt!!!

  • yo mama so fat,she has her own gravity!

  • Yo mama is so fat that when she was the only passenger in a airplane the pilots called the plane Occupied.

  • Yo Mama so ugly, when se stared at the Hollywood letters, she made the letters say: HalloWood (halloween)

  • KEEP PRESSING 5

  • keep pressing 3

  • yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing we are family!

  • yo mama so fat she has her own time zone

  • IMMAFRIKENGENIUSSS

  • yo mama is so fat she has her own orbit

  • yo mamma so ugly she looks like justin bieber

  • Yo Mama's so fat, people discovered a cave on her! Oh wait, that's just her asshole!!!

  • IM A FRICKING GENIUS 

  • dude ur not a genius! what if she farts :S

  • Your mama is so FAT!....Brody can't lift the bitch!

  • Yo mama so fat when she pass before the tv a miss my emission

  • Yo mama so fat she ate the deathstar while without chewing it!!!!

  • Yo Mamma So FAT when God said let there be light he asked her to move out THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for a Hunter while playing Halo Reach.

  • how'd I get here from danooct1's vids???

  • your a abortion surivior

  • lol krazykangastan that comment was alrdy used to make a video.

  • she looks like me gusta :megusta:

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT HER CHILDREN DINIED THAT THEIR WERE HER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!

    YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE HAS TO BE YO MAMA!!!!!!!

    YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER U GET A DISEASE CALLED UGLY-ITIS!!!!!!

  • Me Gusta at 0:28 :|

  • yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her "what r u doing" she said "Moving"

  • YO mama is so fat that when she sky dived she fly in the grand canyon straight away

  • Yo mama's so fat she stuck her hand in a 20 gallon fish pool and all the fish and water splahed out!

  • yo mama so fat that she played the devouring planet on star wars

  • you mama so fat that shes fat

  • Yo mama so fat that she replaced Pluto as the ninth planet.

  • yo mama so fat that when she do the tai chi, she too slow!

  • Yo mama so stupid that she got locked out of a motorcycle.

  • is Yo Mama joke have in Multi-Languades

  • Your mama's so fat that when she steps on a scale it says "One at a time, please."

  • yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo the whalez said "O' hell no" thats right she is so fat whales changed their vocal cords in order to tell her she was fat

  • yo mama is so stupid that brody gived her a toy phone and thought it was real

  • yo mama is so ugly justin bieber said never

  • yo momma so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed

  • oyu mama so fat when she sat on the ipod it turned into ipad

  • press 2 then 5 for a lie

  • click 2 fo obama

  • Yo mama so fat her license plate says 'heavy load'

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  • yo mama so poor she has two tv channels off and on

  • your mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it

  • your momma so stupid she put bloody mary out of buisness

  • yo mamas so fat she has her own gravitational pull

  • Yo mama so poor, that when someone sat on her penny, she said,"Get off of my life savings!"

  • your mom is so fat she fell and she caused a earthquake

  • yo mamma is so fat that she got baptized at sea world

  • I don't get this .n.

  • @sonicawesomeness it means she has a gravitational pull for the planets so when she turns around it means a year has past...

  • yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

  • yo mama so fat when she falls out of the bed she falls from the 2 sides

  • Yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade

  • yo mama so fat she sits next to evey one in the cinama

  • yo mama is so fat when she goes toilet the loo snaps!

  • yo mama is so fat when she gets up the stairs it's already dinner!

  • Yo mama so hairy she makes chewbacca look jealous

  • @dannytrice cuz she is so fat it takes her a year to turn around

  • he is not a genius

  • Yo momma is so poor that she makes gmail accounts so that she can eat the spam

  • I dont get it

  • @dannytrice The joke is saying that yo mama is so fat it takes her forever to turn around. So when she does turn around, it's her birthday. It means it takes her a year..

  • To mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookkee

  • Yo mama so poor, she started a Gmail account just so that she could eat the spam!

  • yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow shirt and went skydiving and people thought the sun was falling from the sky!

  • i like her face in the begining

  • yo mama is so whit when it snow everybode seid hey wher your mama

  • yo mama so fat bouncy hoppers bounce on her

  • your mammas vagina hair is so thickit gave you a carpet rash when you were born.

  • @Richguy873 Not cool dude, totally inappropriate talking about vaginas.

  • yo mommas so fat that when she swallowed lil wayne he crawled out out he had a rebirth

  • this yo mama guy is getting annoying! /:l

  • ME GUSTA

  • @MrOne3ye NO SHIT

  • YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITSIONAL PULL. HELP US IM BEING SUCKED RIGHT NOW. NOOOOOOO

  • yo mamas so stupid that she thinks Justin Beaber's a boy.

  • @mochie678 damn she is stupid

  • you mama's so fat when was the iceberg that sank titanic

  • The person below me is so stupid, for not coming up with their own joke :D

  • yo mama is so stupid, she tries to put m&m's in alphabetical order

  • looks like me gusta face :D

  • press 2 for oboma!

  • Yo mama so fat, when she picks at her Butt-Crack, she makes a second GRAND CANYON!

    That ain't a tourist attraction...IT'S an ABYSS!

  • IMA FRICKIN JEANYUS

  • that's a day not a year

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  • yo mama sooooooo fat the person at the ferris wheel said: "Ohhhhhhhh, there's a weight limit."

  • ME GUSTA FACE.

  • more fat and ugly little stupid

    

  • press 2 for OBAMA

  • yo momma so stupid she yells in envelopes talking bout she sending a voice mail!

  • Yo Mama so stupid when someone ran off with her TV she ran after them and said you forgot the remote

  • your mama's so ugly, bob the builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!!!"

  • Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party not its her birthday

  • yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational filed 

  • Yo mama so FAT! Not even KIRBY can absorb her!

  • 0:08 Me Gusta face lol

  • Yo mamas so old when she was in school there was no history class

  • @thecod5wawfan it was called "Current Affairs"

  • @thecod5wawfan They need to do so old and so dirty and stuff.