yo momma's so fat she has more chin's than a Chinese phone book
you mama's so poor when I dropped a cigaret but in her house the cockroaches jump up and down and screamed "clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we've got some heat!"
you mama's so stupid she thought chubby checkers was a game for fat people.
yo mamma so fat when she tries hitting a punching bag the punching bags says "haha you cant hit me" all of a sudden BEWM earthquake she summons hitachu hits anything in your way BEWM he hits then it thinks (wheres my masta) then she it yo mamma AND shes still going oh cmon shes past heaven CMON!
yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo the whalez said "O' hell no" thats right she is so fat whales changed their vocal cords in order to tell her she was fat
@dannytrice The joke is saying that yo mama is so fat it takes her forever to turn around. So when she does turn around, it's her birthday. It means it takes her a year..
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F2L4Life 2 days ago
Yo mama is so fat when they tell her to haul ass, she has to take two trips
myrandomnoob 4 days ago
yo mama is so stupid that she fucks the cat
1FenderGuy 1 week ago
Yo mama so fat her stomach is the solar system
cuteearie130455 1 week ago
yo mama so stupid,ugly,old and fat that she......that i dont have a joke for her
KiotoKittyArtist 1 week ago in playlist FAT JOKES
i dont get it
k4m1k4z3273 2 weeks ago
@k4m1k4z3273 - I think it is that she is so fat that it takes a whole year to turn around 360 degrees. That is what I think this joke works.
NejiHyuga900 2 weeks ago
your mamas so fat when she gets cut she leaks out gravy
DarkexBlade 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Your mamas so fat she got in the bath and fell though the floor and landed in a pool of whales and the started to sing we are family
TheRoGcLaN1 2 weeks ago
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the Ocean al the water came out
xxdragongirlxx1423 2 weeks ago
yo mama is so fat that she can finish a huge thnxsgiving feast in under 2 second
LALALAND9216 3 weeks ago
yo mamas so stupid she thought that psp is short for pretty small penis
LALALAND9216 3 weeks ago
Yo momma's so fat, her Patronus is a cake!
WoodymanTHEJ 3 weeks ago
yo momma's so fat she has more chin's than a Chinese phone book
you mama's so poor when I dropped a cigaret but in her house the cockroaches jump up and down and screamed "clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we've got some heat!"
you mama's so stupid she thought chubby checkers was a game for fat people.
manguy671 3 weeks ago
pendejadas
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yo mamas so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
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gut7676 3 weeks ago
Yo mama is so fat,that when she turns around,It's her birthday!But you can stay behind and don't give her any presents.IMMA FREAKEN GENIUS!!!!!!!
xxdragongirlxx1423 3 weeks ago
Yo mama so fat, she got more chins than Beijing.
TheRealThreeP 4 weeks ago
0:16
Am I the first to notice the barf/spit marks on the front of her shirt?
awesomegirlO 4 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@awesomegirlO sorry, no.
Bryan0068 3 weeks ago in playlist FAT JOKES
me gusta
ownnoobs777 4 weeks ago
yo mama so fat she walked down a street and they named it broadway.
BackupVideos11 1 month ago
0:29 ME GUSTA
Z0MB1PLAY3R 1 month ago
IMMA FREKIN GENIUS! believe what you want brody.
cthcth2626 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat that when she joined myspace that had to triple the space.
basketballalex15 1 month ago
Your mamas so fat that when your dad comes back from work and sais "its chilly outside" she runs out with a spoon ;D
UMakeMeeSick 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
yo mamma so fat when she sat on the moon....she made the ipad YEAAAAAAAAH
razvyboss69 1 month ago
i don't get it
MDG397 1 month ago
@MDG397 she needs one year to turn around ;D
DerHerrDerRinge99 1 month ago
GENIUS I AM A FREAKING GENIUS!!!!!! AWESOME LOL LOL LOL
SuperBlackcat1999 1 month ago
Tomorrow is my bday
TheGregorymania 1 month ago
0:29, was that supposed to be the "me gusta" face, or what?
MrBogu94 1 month ago
haa that episode is funny
mizrocroyal12336 1 month ago
i could have been your dad but the line was too long
mr101yobros 1 month ago
YO MAMMA SO FAT vest- yo mamma so fat it takes so much leather to make a vest for her
kittykat123425 1 month ago
The jokes are funny but what's with the pink shirted guy acting like a douchebag at the end of each video? O.o
mimikawaii7386 1 month ago in playlist FAT JOKES
0:28 MOMGUSTA!
WheresThaHate 1 month ago
yo mamma so fat when she tries hitting a punching bag the punching bags says "haha you cant hit me" all of a sudden BEWM earthquake she summons hitachu hits anything in your way BEWM he hits then it thinks (wheres my masta) then she it yo mamma AND shes still going oh cmon shes past heaven CMON!
ckazokas1 1 month ago
co ja pacze -.-
maxsigne 1 month ago
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Ripzoffcomedy 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat, the only three leadders of the althabet that she rememberers is KFC
legogreendude 2 months ago
harley birds so fat, she said GENIUS!IM A FUCKIN GENIUS!!!!!
daw10298 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Brody:GENIUS!I'M A FRICKING GENIUS!
Likers:YES YOU ARE!!!
andreifirstbyke 2 months ago
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mamma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
weregirl101 2 months ago 29
Your mamas so fat and stupid that the only letters in the alphbet she knows are. KFC
mrsanissabieber 2 months ago
Yo mama is so stupid! When she makes a sandwich she puts actual sand in it!!! :D
ConsoleGamerTV 2 months ago
That 1 suked
M00CHIE123456 2 months ago
yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas
Zezoblake 2 months ago
Your mama is so fat when she asked for a king sized bed they gave her the Atlantic ocean with a blanket
adrian7722 2 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT EVERY-TIME SHE LAUGHS HER BOOGERS COME OUT
vanggirlful 2 months ago
i dont get it.
EDEDDEDDY9 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@EDEDDEDDY9 It takes an entire year for her to turn around(rotate). so there saying she is as fat as a planet
Markroofroof 1 month ago
@Markroofroof Oh...lol
EDEDDEDDY9 1 month ago
yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
bazinga444777 2 months ago
yo mama is so fat
bazinga444777 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that she was the one who sank atlantis
johndinh876865 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama so stupid that when her boss told her to burn the files to the CD she literally burnt the files !!!!
JCuezon 2 months ago
yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
killzer101 2 months ago
ima freakin GENIUS! XD
kirapinky2000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
:megusta:
bicshyboy 2 months ago
ur mama so ugly she has u as proof
cmoonlaughter 2 months ago
Its Brody who makes these shorts what they are lol
ReviewerTeen 2 months ago
yo mamma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios dont get stolen
jcmwhodat23 2 months ago 40
Yo mama so fat she is big as the sun
alazo96 2 months ago
yo mamas so fat she was asked to be in front of a army as a sheild!
pariay210 2 months ago
Yo mama so ugly, she stared at a pint of milk for 2 seconds and it turned to yoghurt!!!
Adamonkey2000 2 months ago
yo mama so fat,she has her own gravity!
randysaetern 2 months ago
Yo mama is so fat that when she was the only passenger in a airplane the pilots called the plane Occupied.
WackyMist 2 months ago
Yo Mama so ugly, when se stared at the Hollywood letters, she made the letters say: HalloWood (halloween)
UnitedAsOne997 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
KEEP PRESSING 5
BallodOfGayTony 2 months ago
keep pressing 3
jbomb513 2 months ago
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing we are family!
thedon68889 2 months ago
yo mama so fat she has her own time zone
thegreatawesome1994 2 months ago
IMMAFRIKENGENIUSSS
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
KidKirk2 2 months ago
yo mama is so fat she has her own orbit
mohawkMan60 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mamma so ugly she looks like justin bieber
kyle22521 2 months ago
Yo Mama's so fat, people discovered a cave on her! Oh wait, that's just her asshole!!!
TheVideoGameFreak100 2 months ago
IM A FRICKING GENIUS
maxph99 2 months ago
dude ur not a genius! what if she farts :S
Palpetinus 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Your mama is so FAT!....Brody can't lift the bitch!
AverageJoe1151 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat when she pass before the tv a miss my emission
kevin0pasquarelli 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat she ate the deathstar while without chewing it!!!!
batkid222 2 months ago
Yo Mamma So FAT when God said let there be light he asked her to move out THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
112starwarsfans 2 months ago
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for a Hunter while playing Halo Reach.
Hunch89Productions 2 months ago
@Hunch89Productions :(
Troggbot 2 months ago
how'd I get here from danooct1's vids???
Megadoomable 2 months ago
your a abortion surivior
killerkooly1 2 months ago
lol krazykangastan that comment was alrdy used to make a video.
Thicks221 2 months ago
she looks like me gusta :megusta:
javinavarro137 2 months ago
YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT HER CHILDREN DINIED THAT THEIR WERE HER KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE HAS TO BE YO MAMA!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER U GET A DISEASE CALLED UGLY-ITIS!!!!!!
413589 2 months ago
Me Gusta at 0:28 :|
JohRinKing 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked her "what r u doing" she said "Moving"
sydneyberg 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
YO mama is so fat that when she sky dived she fly in the grand canyon straight away
cppiolo29 2 months ago
Yo mama's so fat she stuck her hand in a 20 gallon fish pool and all the fish and water splahed out!
Neveah251 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that she played the devouring planet on star wars
kilkolio 2 months ago
you mama so fat that shes fat
pockewok 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so fat that she replaced Pluto as the ninth planet.
SuperRichieg1 2 months ago
yo mama so fat that when she do the tai chi, she too slow!
liqi98 2 months ago
Yo mama so stupid that she got locked out of a motorcycle.
HamperedKnave2 2 months ago
is Yo Mama joke have in Multi-Languades
danielgi2 2 months ago
Your mama's so fat that when she steps on a scale it says "One at a time, please."
Ringochan226 2 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo the whalez said "O' hell no" thats right she is so fat whales changed their vocal cords in order to tell her she was fat
Veren10000 2 months ago
yo mama is so stupid that brody gived her a toy phone and thought it was real
andreifirstbyke 3 months ago
yo mama is so ugly justin bieber said never
ThePickleZebra 3 months ago 50
yo momma so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
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kofiboom99 3 months ago
oyu mama so fat when she sat on the ipod it turned into ipad
TheMegaman5454 3 months ago
press 2 then 5 for a lie
Sonic66267yo 3 months ago
click 2 fo obama
kindaxprison 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat her license plate says 'heavy load'
SuperBigdawg247 3 months ago
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Sonic66267yo 3 months ago
yo mama so poor she has two tv channels off and on
iflywithpigs7 3 months ago
your mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it
iflywithpigs7 3 months ago
your momma so stupid she put bloody mary out of buisness
iflywithpigs7 3 months ago
yo mamas so fat she has her own gravitational pull
joshrp112 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
Yo mama so poor, that when someone sat on her penny, she said,"Get off of my life savings!"
darktemp10000 3 months ago
your mom is so fat she fell and she caused a earthquake
hellman8888 3 months ago
yo mamma is so fat that she got baptized at sea world
KrazyKanghastan 3 months ago 34
I don't get this .n.
sonicawesomeness 3 months ago
@sonicawesomeness it means she has a gravitational pull for the planets so when she turns around it means a year has past...
Comedyclan13 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
BEASTxAWESOME 3 months ago
yo mama so fat when she falls out of the bed she falls from the 2 sides
TheOrtz007 3 months ago
Yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade
leo8kim 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she sits next to evey one in the cinama
laurenfowell208 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat when she goes toilet the loo snaps!
coolspikey1 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat when she gets up the stairs it's already dinner!
coolspikey1 3 months ago
Yo mama so hairy she makes chewbacca look jealous
lilCrazyKidX 3 months ago
@dannytrice cuz she is so fat it takes her a year to turn around
SHAKEURBUMS 3 months ago
he is not a genius
xXKM4UXx 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo momma is so poor that she makes gmail accounts so that she can eat the spam
Soundestlemur51 3 months ago
I dont get it
dannytrice 3 months ago
@dannytrice The joke is saying that yo mama is so fat it takes her forever to turn around. So when she does turn around, it's her birthday. It means it takes her a year..
jackieawsome 3 months ago
To mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookkee
adzysmeg 3 months ago
Yo mama so poor, she started a Gmail account just so that she could eat the spam!
FTWTFProductions 3 months ago
yo mama is so fat she wore a yellow shirt and went skydiving and people thought the sun was falling from the sky!
SuperGamerDude01 3 months ago
i like her face in the begining
alex12314024 3 months ago
yo mama is so whit when it snow everybode seid hey wher your mama
meny1o1 3 months ago
yo mama so fat bouncy hoppers bounce on her
thedarkwarrior598 3 months ago
your mammas vagina hair is so thickit gave you a carpet rash when you were born.
Richguy873 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
@Richguy873 Not cool dude, totally inappropriate talking about vaginas.
killeradg1 3 months ago
yo mommas so fat that when she swallowed lil wayne he crawled out out he had a rebirth
AlechatesRebecca1 3 months ago
this yo mama guy is getting annoying! /:l
lpslovesme 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
ME GUSTA
FlyingPotatoChickens 3 months ago
@FlyingPotatoChickens MEME
MrOne3ye 3 months ago
@MrOne3ye NO SHIT
FlyingPotatoChickens 3 months ago
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITSIONAL PULL. HELP US IM BEING SUCKED RIGHT NOW. NOOOOOOO
jaredawalton90 3 months ago
yo mamas so stupid that she thinks Justin Beaber's a boy.
mochie678 3 months ago 47
@mochie678 damn she is stupid
tordsworld65 2 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
you mama's so fat when was the iceberg that sank titanic
mXTeArHeReXj 3 months ago
The person below me is so stupid, for not coming up with their own joke :D
Moneybags685 3 months ago
yo mama is so stupid, she tries to put m&m's in alphabetical order
Anxakaem 3 months ago
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HawaiianHuber 3 months ago
looks like me gusta face :D
lilfrankyd 3 months ago
press 2 for oboma!
MrNick958 3 months ago
Yo mama so fat, when she picks at her Butt-Crack, she makes a second GRAND CANYON!
That ain't a tourist attraction...IT'S an ABYSS!
ekjjr1962 3 months ago
IMA FRICKIN JEANYUS
MrSargentmike 3 months ago
that's a day not a year
buhoman3 3 months ago
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MrNick958 3 months ago
yo mama sooooooo fat the person at the ferris wheel said: "Ohhhhhhhh, there's a weight limit."
afiong789 3 months ago
ME GUSTA FACE.
martebentdal 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
more fat and ugly little stupid
emoianboy2 3 months ago in playlist More videos from yomama
press 2 for OBAMA
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MYLO THE CAT WAS HERE FACKERS!!!!! SCREW YO MAMA!
SirGreengrunt8 3 months ago
yo momma so stupid she yells in envelopes talking bout she sending a voice mail!
Drea2Times 3 months ago
Yo Mama so stupid when someone ran off with her TV she ran after them and said you forgot the remote
willraiie 3 months ago
your mama's so ugly, bob the builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!!!"
TheFunDudeWithCamels 3 months ago
Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around everyone throws her a welcome back party not its her birthday
DADA612 3 months ago
yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational filed
MultiTransformer101 3 months ago in playlist FAT JOKES
Yo mama so FAT! Not even KIRBY can absorb her!
iFalcoDZ 3 months ago
0:08 Me Gusta face lol
MultiRandomable 3 months ago
Yo mamas so old when she was in school there was no history class
thecod5wawfan 3 months ago 60
@thecod5wawfan it was called "Current Affairs"
DudeWheresMyOstrich 3 months ago
@thecod5wawfan They need to do so old and so dirty and stuff.
killeradg1 3 months ago