@12321Walrus They feel so contrived to me. While the truth of a story doesn't make it more or less funny, Merchant makes the stories far too complex and long, in order to fit in extra amusing points. Also, he has a bad habit of explaining why these situations are funny. It really grinds me when he'll even say, "ironically ...". At times, Gervais intervenes to catch Merchant when his stories get too long, without a pay-off, but occasionally Merchant grinds on regardless.
@richie616799 Tom Binns was a radio DJ for Xfm who received complaints on one show where he talked about bestiality porn with a listener and Xfm got a £50,000 fine for it.
The genital description of a male pig (boar) given by Ricky is 100% correct. If you ever hear pigs copulating; and this act is accompanied by excessive noise, it's because the boar has encountered a split arse (female / sow) pig, who has a left-hand thread.
@zanyhands29 Look at that picture, and tell me in complete honesty that were he not famous, you would give a second look to a 6'7" guy (Im 6'3", Im plenty lanky enough) with wide bulging eyes? Now Im sure if you are the bookish type and met him in a library or bookstore and had a chat, you might just get on. I am sure mentally and intellectually he is your type, he is a witty, thoughtful guy, but If you had never talked to or had seen him, and he wasn't famous, would u say yes to a dance?
@painxtreme I am not having a go at Steve. Quite the contrary. Good, intellectual and creative people like him, who are vastly more interesting than vain, self absorbed pretty boys or gym rats get passed by constantly for the vain, crass and loud bad boys that women, to their detriment seem to flock to. I know that when I was in my 20s, intellectual chat didn't get too far with most ladies, unless you were at University, or in a job with very educated people.
I disagree.Merchant's stories are great.
jameslikesthings 1 month ago
I disagree.Merchant is hilarious.
jameslikesthings 1 month ago
I disagree.Merchant is hilarious.
jameslikesthings 1 month ago
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Merchant = by far, the weakest link. Mostly bad stories.
clearlogicify 2 months ago
@clearlogicify i actually enjoy his, they are good everyday Shitty Situation stories
12321Walrus 2 months ago
@12321Walrus They feel so contrived to me. While the truth of a story doesn't make it more or less funny, Merchant makes the stories far too complex and long, in order to fit in extra amusing points. Also, he has a bad habit of explaining why these situations are funny. It really grinds me when he'll even say, "ironically ...". At times, Gervais intervenes to catch Merchant when his stories get too long, without a pay-off, but occasionally Merchant grinds on regardless.
clearlogicify 2 months ago
I love how in this vid, ricky says karl's the best but in almost every other video he is calling him an idiot! LOL
MultiLiam5 2 months ago
"I didn't wanna seem like a nuurrrrddd!" haha
Ligerpride 3 months ago
When they sigh at the same time <3
HumanJarv 4 months ago 2
Oh GOD. Poor Steve!!
Steve: "I didn't want to seem like a nerd..." "I thought a helicopter was going to have to come with a GIANT magnet--"
Ricky: "You used to read a lot of comic books, didn't you?"
Steve: "...Yeah..."
animefanJC 4 months ago 2
I had a volvo estate! haha a
BTZlikesyourmum 4 months ago
@richie616799 Tom Binns was a radio DJ for Xfm who received complaints on one show where he talked about bestiality porn with a listener and Xfm got a £50,000 fine for it.
lloydduggan92 5 months ago
i have it on good authority a man size flea could jump the eiffel tower
kempsdaman 6 months ago
hahaha why were they shouting Vera?!? corkscrew shaped penis!!!
ThePannydancoast 7 months ago
do pigs cum? hahahahahah
SSBfights 7 months ago 7
i thought this story would be something totally different based on the link
kamyou70 8 months ago 3
3:24 did he just say that they were having a 'whale of a time'? XD
aptspire 8 months ago 4
@aptspire "wild time" maybe? :P
BucketTribute 6 months ago
When Ricky does show some love to Karl it's adorable - "you're the best".
LSGaravard 8 months ago
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kehya 8 months ago
steves face scares me in that photo,
Dont get me wrong, Im a big fan.
Raymondmcf 8 months ago 4
Anyone explain the "Tom Bins" reference to me please :O
richie616799 9 months ago
The genital description of a male pig (boar) given by Ricky is 100% correct. If you ever hear pigs copulating; and this act is accompanied by excessive noise, it's because the boar has encountered a split arse (female / sow) pig, who has a left-hand thread.
johnpetermalcolm 9 months ago
i dont like his lol...
internetfanboy69 9 months ago
Do... do pigs... like... do pigs... cum?
WHAT KARL!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
WubwubDubstep 9 months ago 10
obligitory wheatly comment.
Shadow78954 9 months ago 13
Haha, I love how Ricky say's he doesn't what to go to the radio authority AGAIN :P
TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy 9 months ago in playlist kp7
OMG KARL LAUGHING!!!
DeAztec62 9 months ago
"Wh When....do pigs cum..?" lol
BlackFly1988 9 months ago 3
Does stephen do stand up like ricky?
skulljoint 10 months ago
@skulljoint he's just announced dates for his first stand up tour!
bluebowlby 10 months ago
Hearing Karl laugh is the cutest thing in the fucking world
DeathChipmunk 10 months ago 7
What, what WHAT!? what did you say? what did YOU SAY?
CornishRicky 10 months ago
0:26 OMG, I cried laughing.
ohhaiichar 10 months ago
@ohhaiichar HAHA. Yeah. Great part. :)
HabeKeinMitleid 10 months ago
LOL HE CRIED! WHAT A WHIMP
TomValedro 11 months ago
Is it wrong to think Karl's laugh is really hot? xxxxx
ILoveGirlsAloud61 1 year ago
Personally,I love piggy crap.
TheKimdunn 1 year ago
OH SWEET JESUS KARL LAUGHED!
raspberryicedtea 1 year ago 5
Karl seems to laugh a lot more in the earlier ones
WrestlingRevealedLes 1 year ago 6
4:55 omg first time ive ever heard karl laugh!
MissPressPlay 1 year ago 7
'Do pigs cum?" Lmao!
Snaver 1 year ago 2
5:08 Listen to that haha! ''Hur hur hur, wha' I'm sayin' is..''
Kedchup 1 year ago 2
OMG Karl pilkington laughed!! :D
thatkindofguy234 1 year ago
Karl: Do they have cars there? Loved it!
spikelilgirl 1 year ago 11
LMAO! I heard "Why were they shagging Vera, cuz pigs don't cum" XD
WildxLemon 1 year ago
i love gervais chiming in... "STOLEN"
electricmaster23 1 year ago 6
I need a boyfriend, Steve is perfect for me. Steve needs a girl. Me+Steve Merchant. It's science.
mcn625 1 year ago 6
don't go changin'
anthony71783 2 years ago
Karl laughing around 5:00 :)
kdc22 2 years ago 73
If stephen needs a girlfriend, i'll move anywhere.
zanyhands29 2 years ago 148
@zanyhands29 Look at that picture, and tell me in complete honesty that were he not famous, you would give a second look to a 6'7" guy (Im 6'3", Im plenty lanky enough) with wide bulging eyes? Now Im sure if you are the bookish type and met him in a library or bookstore and had a chat, you might just get on. I am sure mentally and intellectually he is your type, he is a witty, thoughtful guy, but If you had never talked to or had seen him, and he wasn't famous, would u say yes to a dance?
painxtreme 11 months ago
@painxtreme I am not having a go at Steve. Quite the contrary. Good, intellectual and creative people like him, who are vastly more interesting than vain, self absorbed pretty boys or gym rats get passed by constantly for the vain, crass and loud bad boys that women, to their detriment seem to flock to. I know that when I was in my 20s, intellectual chat didn't get too far with most ladies, unless you were at University, or in a job with very educated people.
painxtreme 11 months ago
munter then?
claydon82 11 months ago
munter then?
claydon82 11 months ago
@zanyhands29 Seconded *waves hand*
xD
phillipzchillz 9 months ago