"The Vic & Helen Show" : When Helen's Away, The Cat Will Play!

[procommenter]

French maids in their skimpy, black velvet mini-skirts are at their sexiest when mopless, that is: sans mop.

[UTubeOfficialSite]

Gay infants are everywhere! Science IS knowledge as defined by like-minded men, as agreed upon by committee. Deceiving Americans possesses all the challenge & difficulty of hitting the floor with a hat.

[IconsOfTeleplay]

THOUGHTS ON RESIDUE BANK: I've got a sneaking suspicion that Residue Bank sees me as no better than residue. I have yet to be slowed by residue. It takes a week for dog-shit in the recesses of my tennis shoes' tread to become a hardened residue.

[OneDollarBook]

Foods rich in vitamin B17 are: Apple seeds, apricot kernels bamboo shoots, barley, beet tops, bitter almond, blackberries, boysenberries, brewers yeast, brown rice, buckwheat, cashews, cherry kernels, cranberries, eucalyptus leaves, currants, fava beans, flax seeds, garbanzo beans, gooseberries, huckleberries, lentils, lima beans, linseed meat, loganberries, macadamia nuts, millet, millet seed, peach kernels, pecans, plum kernels, quince, raspberries, sorghum cane syrup, spinach and sprouts.

[procommenter]

Let's not ask why the U.S. govt. has outlawed treatments for cancer that are efficacious; nor wax nostalgically as to why the govt. wages undeclared wars in nations that have no aircraft & no battleships and no standing armies; or why the govt. fabricates influenzas & the pandemic A.I.D.S., & sprays the citizenry with heavy metals in the name of "terra-forming"; or why the C.D.C. in Atlanta has 500,000 Hercules-Series coffin liners neatly stacked in a soybean field by the train tracks.

[OneDollarBook]

Christ' Hitchens approaches his hollow death w/a self-imposed/self-perpetuating ignorance that allows for the consumption of barbaric mendicants and the shooting of metabolically-destructive rays into his inflamed thoracic cavity. His naïveté is monumental. How asinine can one man be? But, he plays true to his script of bait & switch. He baits the public with his feigned religious hatred, and soothes the pseudo-intelligentsia on corporate T.V. w/his bosom pal's shenanigans in the men's room.

[CelestialEmbodiment]

ICONS OF TELEPLAY—Fear not my tattooed countryman regarding lackey Christ' Hitchens' demise as the U.S. is teeming with native- and foreign-born fascists. There are plenty at-the-ready to fill the void when he croaks. [We're in the throes, globally, of an impending ice-age as predicted in the 1970's.]

[FinallyTheNight]

THE OLDEST ROLLING STONE! (Internet) Bud Jamison (February 15, 1894 -- September 30, 1944), was an American film actor. He appeared in 450 films between 1915 and 1944. Talking pictures gave producers a chance to exploit his singing, and for the rest of his career he would occasionally be called upon to vocalize in films. A brief series of color travelogues, filmed in 1930, featured Bud Jamison and comic Jimmie Adams as "The Rolling Stones," two singing vagabonds seeing the country.

[FinallyTheNight]

“All things weird are normal in this whore of cities.” — Eddie Constantine as secret agent 003 Lemmy Caution in Jean-Luc Godard's 1965 film “Alphaville”

[YTubeArraignment]

As long as there are lesbians there'll be a need to tunnel beneath the great bodies of water & thru the solid-rock strata that separates cities. Rather than conquering lesbians we should be encouraging, nay CELEBRATING, their freaky natures. Though they're incapable of impregnating 1 another, they're able to impregnate the public's fascination w/caverns, crevasses & pit barbecuing. Lesbians, the good ones, aren't afraid to use complicated hand-gestures as do our distant dago mobster cousins.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

LOW-EARTH ORBITING--The talents of Yoko Ono & Yoko Mishima remain as hidden treasures from mortals.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

TUESDAYS ARE RIGHT OUT! Carlin was a beautiful homosexual man. He was the best homosexual in the world! His name was George. His hobbies included homosexuality, quiet walks on the beach and homosexual practices. Once he quit smoking, but not homosex! He loved to engage in homosexual practices every day except Tuesday for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe it was because he was a homosexual. The most dangerous homosexuals are the gay ones!

[OneDollarBook]

Abortion is the lynch pin upon which eugenics is hinged. Are Human Beings THE premiere life-form of this planet: Earth? That's the question. Those who believe not condemn their unborn children to forceps & vacuum tubes to make room for snail darters & eaglets.

[YourUTubeMonitor]

The land comprising the United States-proper was home to 500 Indian tribes, the soldiers (or braves) of which lived to gloriously, & bravely, slaughter as many of their brethren as was humanly possible in the shortest amount of time. The grand myth that Indians were egalitarian & peaceful is one perpetrated by white school textbook “historians” since the end of World War II.

[LovingKimiKatkar]

Self-loathing, well-fed American women are in plenitude as Obama really makes a person think...about installing a urinal in the garage.

[SufferInJuly]

Johnny Cash's sister-in-law had their baby dismembered (aborted). Abortion is dismemberment by forceps & vacuum tube.

[SufferInJuly]

Our nuts, that were cultivated for righteous

folk, are digesting in the guts of monkeys!

What a world!!!

[TransUnicorn]

Jane Goodall can be tried, convicted & sentenced for her crimes against humanity, after all: other eugenicists have been compelled to pay for their atrocious policies & methodologies. Why should she get off scot-free?

[procommenter]

How sad are today's conditions that compel 2 men, who love each other, to feel pressured into engaging in physical intimacies for the sake of having a traditional same-sex marriage. Society's intolerance sickens me into skipping meals. Actors, actresses, pretenders, posers, mummers, impostors...the prisons and nut houses are full of them.

[procommenter]

"This is the scientific reality that the seeds of all common fruits (except citrus) contain Vitamin B17, an anti cancer vitamin. If we ingest proper quantities for these vitamin either in the pure form or through ingesting the nitrilosidic foods we will be able to prevent cancer just as surely as we are able to prevent Scurvy by the use of vitamin C or Pernicious Anemia by the use of vitamin B12. "

.....Ernest Krebs, Jr.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

People acting "atheistically" (like animals) have always plagued decent folk.

[ScientificalnessUSA]

What about the Constitution that

civil SERVANTS take an oath to?

[FinallyTheNight]

From this time forward I insist on having total control as to what goes into my body. Hand me those hedge clippers. I shall remedy the problem of Man's inhumanity to trees within 2 hours.

[procommenter]

It was Michael Jackson's outlandish behavior that got him into trouble. A man who shares his bed with boys is going to be accused of impropriety.

[procommenter]

"The most merciful thing that a large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it. — Margaret Sanger: "Women and the New Race" (Eugenics Publications Co., 1920, 1923)

[procommenter]

How could you not have heard of Michael Jackson? His sister posed for "Playboy" after all.

[Asparagusville]

Herald the moon! Apollo 11: What we saw was a 2 million-dollar model of the moon that was outfitted with tracks for the cart-mounted cameras to run on. The "moon ball" was destroyed after the final mission.

[procommenter]

It's the height of folly & boastfulness to believe that humans are capable of understanding worlds beyond human perception. Half of humanity is malnourished. The Western World is currently in the throes of a fascist take-over. "Atheists" {a.k.a. non-readers} endeavor to trump the likes of Thomas Aquinas. "Atheism" is the religion of miscreants & ignoramuses, monkeys, voles & termites. "Atheism" allows for labor camps & crematoriums.

[ParadiseOnLand]

The existence of paranormal phenomenon is in no way contingent upon whether any individual believes.

[procommenter]

The 50 stars of the American flag are

the only stars visible from the moon.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

The piety of "science" knows no limit!

[procommenter]

Starla has always been my favorite pony. She's

better than Whipsy & Koko & Moogy-Mo!!!

[FinallyTheNight]

Science's religionists are those who present THEORY as FACT -- theory [Gr. "theoria" speculation as opposed to practice] 1. the doctrine or the principles underlying an art as distinguished from the practice of that particular art. 2. a formulated hypothesis, or, loosely speaking, any hypothesis or opinion not based upon actual knowledge. {Fr. p. 1824 of the 29th edition of "Dorland's Illustrated Medical Dictionary" -- 1994}

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

The late Professor Erving Goffman inhabited this Earthly realm fr. June 11, 1922 to Nov. 19, 1982. I have a tattered copy of "Asylums." It's well-done & nightmarish. People are often livid when a murderer is sentenced to a mental institution over a prison, as if the loony bin is more humane. Goffman shows otherwise. ["Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?" -- The Beatles]

[ParadiseOnLand]

"Honda had by himself reached that honing of the senses, achieved by few in this world, to live death from within."  --- "The Decay of the Angel" by Yukio Mishima

[SufferInJuly]

Science is the interpretation of things as perceived by Man. It can be no more than that. Therefor Man reaches beyond his grasp by expending his talents on explaining the inexplicable. This fact separates Man from ALL Earthen lifeforms. He is a Spiritual Being. [Presidents are chosen by the gentry. Man's interpretation of radio waves, & the like, are not necessarily the same as those of extra-terrestrials. Translation: THEORY = educated GUESS.]

[AffirmedConclusion]

God Bless you Procommenter. May the

Lord bestow upon you His fair blessing.

[SimmerInJuly]

Negro slavery was no more of an abomination in the United States in the 19th century than it is in continental Africa in the 21st century. Democrat Harry S {no period as the S stands for nothing} Truman was a Ku Kluxer. [The Earth has enough for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed. -- Mohandas Gandhi]

[procommenter]

People use guns to kill indiscriminately. I vow only to use my guns to kill discriminately. It's those people who use guns to kill indiscriminately who we, those of us who vow only to use our guns to kill discriminately, need protection from.

[FinallyTheNight]

To America's newest malcontents: Give it a rest and stop chasing your tails. The world doesn't care about your teen-aged ravings. You have no inside track to the mysteries of the Universe simply because you're on the bandwagon of ninnies who proclaim {in poor English}: "I'm an atheist!"

[TheManWithTVEyes]

Sleep @ the foot of the bed so the blood'll rush to your head... To divide Mankind into stock {race} involves physiology, not philosophy. The way in which a man views himself is immaterial. Many men who stand 5' 8" claim to be 5' 10" yet, astoundingly, they remain 5' 8." I'm not a proponent of eugenics.

[LovingKimiKatkar]

What's there left but to test my breast for punitive damages? In the stocking feet upon the mantle my bony protuberances knot the seals. I face the laughter and mingle with niggers.

[SufferInJuly]

A monkey is less troubling than his fleas.

[Asparagusville]

[Yes, it's been proven: N.A.S.A.'s employees say that the manned moon-shots happened.] It's frightful that Donny & Marie had to weather the masonic rituals of Mormonism when they took the sacred vows of matrimony. Purple was Miss Teresa Teng's preferred color. Author Christopher Hitchens revises historical accounts. He's a pulp novelist masquerading as an historian. Let us spend our way out of receivership.]

[procommenter]

The N.W.O. sounds good. It's "new" after all. The freedom it offers is the freedom that bums living in the woods enjoy. Pres. Warren Harding was assassinated in August o' 1923. Cause of death = coronary, apoplexy {stroke}? Who knows? No autopsy was performed. Harding vowed to end Wilsonian-precedented meddling into the affairs of nations and to return the U.S. to "normalcy." Harding was succeeded by Min. John Calvin Coolidge & America immediately retrieved her fallen mantle as intl. meddler.

[TransUnicorn]

Grow up Nazis!!! Hitler never loved you. Nazism is ours in America now and we bask in it's warming light! Long live our Nazi leanings! Our Nazi mulatto leader and the whole Hee Haw gang: Roy Clark, Buck Owens, Gunilla Hutton, Misty Rowe, Junior Samples, Lisa Todd, the Hager twins, Archie Campbell, Gordie Tapp, Grandpa Jones, George Lindsey and the late String Bean!!!

[procommenter]

Taxation without representation is tyranny.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

Artifacts that challenge the orthodoxy of institutionalized "science" must be ignored, destroyed or denigrated.

[procommenter]

The attacks of 9/11/01 were carried out by the U.S. govt. -- 5 of the 19 'hijackers' are alive today. Marvin Bush {son of Geo. H.W. Bush} was a senior partner in the company that handled security for the W.T.C., its lease-holder {Larry Silverstein}, in a filmed interview, says that he ordered the fire dept. to 'pull' {implode} W.T.C. #7. The B.B.C. reported on this 47-storied bldg.'s collapse 20 minutes before it happened.

[procommenter]

"Since like always produces like, this is the law of infinite application, it works on every vibratory level, it cannot conceivably be broken. For thorns do not grow on thistles and neither do juicy red tomatoes grow on apple trees." -- Fr. pps. 136-7: "The Door of Everything" by Ruby Nelson (1963)

[JTProuductions]

I gave you the rating!

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

I shall latch on to a group so as to enjoy the protection & anonymity that it affords. It'll answers my needs: to congregate, to share sorrows (horror stories), to further collectivism & humanism. Peo. might just as well follow the "Boy Scout Manual" as it promotes thrift & fair play. My contention is: atheism is an impossibility w/Earth's most-intellectual Beings. Atheism can only exist in the animal kingdom. It's suicidal to reduce Human Beings to the level of creatures that burrow & slither.

[JTProuductions]

Right you are!

[JTProuductions]

Hilarious! I highlight "used to" Ha!Ha!

[procommenter]

Cats are cheap and plentiful and delicious.

[JTProuductions]

Good Job Uncle Rick! It's me JT! (I don't use my

real name online.) I have a youtube account now!

Keep up the good work!(What does this clip have

to do with Obama?)

[procommenter]

He used to have a cat.