I must be honest, last Summer, Linda wanted a home water birth and cos I'm a plumber, I took some time off, I'd just fitted a top-of-the range B&Q jacuzzi we thought we'd christen it. Obviously, Mike wasn't that familiar with it, didn't ask me, and thought he'd turned the drain plug. Soon as I heard the motor and the bubbles and what with my wife's tummy trouble, it was all a bit much.
Now be fair, Tim, tell the truth, we did have a laugh about it afterwards, and fortunately it was still under guarantee so you were able to take it back and get a new one. Pity you coudln't do the same with Linda! Only joking, 'spct she soon got her weight down! Cracking pair. I mean you and Linda!!!!
Mike is well known in Midwifery circles in the west country. I have collegues who trained along side him during his degree course. Of course you can check his status at the Nursing and Midwifery Council if you are concerned as all Midwifes are registered there.
Nice to see Trowbridge mentioned, the Hungry Horse is a favourite haunt of us at Trowbridge hospital, let us know when you are there next and we can get some autographs :D
That's nice to know, although seeing myself on TV has made me realise I need to lose a bit of weight, so I'm on the old 'fatkins' diet, like all the celebs. When you watch my next film hopefully you'll notice...!
ho hum mike taking the mickey
susanmellis 3 years ago
Cant believe he is comparing womans bits to a car! Unreal, but it does make me laugh. Keep at it.
bubblykezza 4 years ago 3
How interesting, Mike. Love your humorous commentary. Well, good luck to you. This is great.
Felleena 4 years ago
Cheers love, I also do corporates if you've got a hubby or boyf who needs to give his business a boost.
mikethemidwife 4 years ago
I must be honest, last Summer, Linda wanted a home water birth and cos I'm a plumber, I took some time off, I'd just fitted a top-of-the range B&Q jacuzzi we thought we'd christen it. Obviously, Mike wasn't that familiar with it, didn't ask me, and thought he'd turned the drain plug. Soon as I heard the motor and the bubbles and what with my wife's tummy trouble, it was all a bit much.
timjfrancis 4 years ago
Now be fair, Tim, tell the truth, we did have a laugh about it afterwards, and fortunately it was still under guarantee so you were able to take it back and get a new one. Pity you coudln't do the same with Linda! Only joking, 'spct she soon got her weight down! Cracking pair. I mean you and Linda!!!!
mikethemidwife 4 years ago
Next I'll start calling you TheFakeMG!
Glad Good old Leostri set the record straight there. Some people eh!
mikethemidwife 4 years ago
Mike is well known in Midwifery circles in the west country. I have collegues who trained along side him during his degree course. Of course you can check his status at the Nursing and Midwifery Council if you are concerned as all Midwifes are registered there.
Leostri 4 years ago
More unprofessional and inappropriate comments. I hope you're not really a midwife! Please tell me this is fiction!
TheRealtMG 4 years ago
Nice to see Trowbridge mentioned, the Hungry Horse is a favourite haunt of us at Trowbridge hospital, let us know when you are there next and we can get some autographs :D
Leostri 4 years ago
My pleasure! Mine's the cajun chicken strips with onion rings on the side. Washed down with a 'demi tasse' of fosters! (there's posh!)
mikethemidwife 4 years ago
Mike we love you
londoncomedyforum 4 years ago
That's nice to know, although seeing myself on TV has made me realise I need to lose a bit of weight, so I'm on the old 'fatkins' diet, like all the celebs. When you watch my next film hopefully you'll notice...!
mikethemidwife 4 years ago