Simon Cowell on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 3

[busydoingyourmom]

simon you are gay.

[johnnythefootymaniac]

they're talking about astro...

[elizmoore124]

haha he's so interesting! i don't know exactly what it is about him, but he's just sexy. he really is. and i love how much he says genuinely.

[aznpanda510x]

why his arm's don't match his body??? big body small arm.

[YouBeanz]

I like when the guest snap back on the host. Well deserved.

[Angelscnbsexi2]

I don't think it is weird. He has the money to do whatever he wants...

[nshoworld]

he has tiny hands

[Penguin15musiclover]

the ghost girl was creepy

[Penguin15musiclover]

they win and they dont have to sing anymore lol

[Penguin15musiclover]

my teachers and my mum call me obnoxious i bearly realized what it meant not nice.....

[teeteewee]

clay aken LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[shotsky94]

Simon is the one who's obnoxious...

[KrissieJanelle]

@shotsky94 then why are you watching the interview?

[shotsky94]

@KrissieJanelle To witness his obnoxiousness..

[VQian1997]

I hate judgmental ppl, but I always think that Simon is funny.

[ihofaerefa]

ASTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[L0ckinh0]

i hate when they vut out a clip they talk about... want t see the bad kid they talk about in the beginning

[theroysful]

@L0ckinh0 It may have been Xander Alexander, look him up!

[xxHaifa94xx]

rather like your face!!

[luisalina]

Astro!

[LARGS]

Simon will live forever lol!

[catdinomouse]

gr8

[lomaenseii]

Wait.. so they can bring him back to life then? o.o

[MrAdvancedAtheist]

We need to MAKE cryonics work. We can't just haphazardly depend on letting it happen, or not. Somewhere right now, a couple of guys in a college dorm room with ambitions of greatness have the opportunity to become the cryonics' equivalent of Steve Jobs, Sergey Brin or Mark Zuckerberg.

[TayMaj786]

"NO!," Jimmy protested :P

[opiatexaenima]

god i LOVE simon's laugh

[cheekyboy5000]

bet you Kurt Cobain wasn't greedy. Cowell just attracts a certain kind of arsehole.

[NiMur90]

your organs would turn to mush

[ate2fiver]

Oh, and at 4:13, that's a deliberate gesture.  THAT'S manhood issues.

[ate2fiver]

"What's that?"

"Rather like your face."

There's a bit of testosterone in there, I think.

[ImagineTrio]

whats with him & his thumbs? LOOL

[1alvar]

a young beautiful lady walks into a church to confess , the pastor covers his face and tells the lady to confess her sins,oh father,even though i,am beautiful nobody looks at me!! why my dear?probably because i.am still  virgin!! you are whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aat???really?? no KIDDING?? the pastor,s face turns red<keep talking my dear!!and everything looks so atractive and succulent to me!!ho no!! what,s wrong dear pastor?? wait for me! i have a tremendous call of nature !! ?????

[twitterusernamebk09]

What a vile cretin that man is.

[JEchristinaV]

who is she? i mean...that related ghost thing girl.............

[alygothitbyabus]

"Rather like your face" LMAO

[nopain2u]

He keeps giving Jimmy the finger.

[Spooie]

he's serious about being frozen when he dies?

he should look into the blender theory. If you write your name on a piece of paper and put it into a blender with stawberries you get what? strawberries and paper minced together.

Your name is still exists but all the information has been scrambled.

such is true with a dead body. all the memories and personality traits still exist they have simply been scrambled

[thoth81]

@Spooie Please explain how memories and personality traits are scrambled if structural integrity is preserved.

[Spooie]

@thoth81 well this is where we don't have all the answers.

physics and chemistry say it is possible to copy your body and 'resurrect' you, but we simply don't have the technology.

Also what would happen if your were 'resurrected' while your still alive? Which in theory is possible. It would be like building two identical computers, than loading them with all the same files and programs. From there they become 2 separate entities.

[thoth81]

@Spooie I'm currently signed up for cryonics. I'm asking you to explain this "blender theory" when, as you pointed out, the technology doesn't even exist to test it. If you are unable to potentially falsify this theory then what good is it?

[thoth81]

Again, please explain WHY memories and personality traits would be scrambled if structural integrity of the brain is preserved.

[Spooie]

@Spooie oh, than yes I guess they could bring him back if he was frozen.

I was talking about people who die, than are buried/burned, there information could be recovered to resurrect them.

But jimmy's what if they did bring him back, but in a weird world where people shove things where they're not supposed to and ishit like that/

[srbXOXOgirl93]

he is realistic!!

[Flatine1]

skinny arms fat face and boody.....man it's so weird

[Xezatt]

he has fake eyelashes?

[sablo75]

@Xezatt - it's not fake eyelashes you're looking at...its EYE LINER TATTOO!!

[LU29UN99]

good i hate F*)*&^ book anyway lol

[laserbeamlightning]

simon cowell wants to live forever and he's british. he must be voldemort

[johnnythefootymaniac]

@laserbeamlightning he's english, not british

[matrixistrue]

BOTOX ugly

[mrjost55]

Is it just me or are his arms disproportionally skinny?

[cathiana4obama]

Simon Cowell: you have to be nice to the 14 yr olds because they're going to be all scared it's like, if you meet 14 yr olds out the road im the one that should be scared

LMFAAOOOO

[theMACster1000]

lol.. simon is just trying to get the attention away from his jacked up face

[steezystreetskater]

my best friend brian bradley is going to be on tv finally after bet

[flybikes29]

I would win x-factor, then retire. lol

[FORZA0VELOCITA]

"I've missed you Jimmy!!" LOL!

[fuzzylojiks]

"Did you adopt him?"

Hilarious.

[bhoen]

Noooo.. Fb what've you done..

[01rai01]

jimmy kimmel is right up simons ass, I noticed

[sch001b0y]

I'M SUEING THE FCC!  PAUSE THE VIDEO AT 3:15.

[bmbdez]

but, the new Facebook is Retarded

[xxBabyDoll717xx]

@bmbdez omg IKRR i'm so sick of it!!!

[bmbdez]

@xxBabyDoll717xx i know right O_0

[emzluvzpupz]

@bmbdez its not that bad i just dont like that it shows you what everybody is doing at the moment on the side it updates like every second! other then that i like it

[calvinblinkee]

@bmbdez The old facebook when it was new was also considered retarded.

[TheAlcavallaro]

@bmbdez  u r retarded

[bmbdez]

@TheAlcavallaro That was 3 months ago, I like it now :P

[xxBabyDoll717xx]

$5 million!!!! damnnnnnnnnnnNNNNN and our economy is shit i wonder why

[ripcitiboi]

@xxBabyDoll717xx bingo

[sagatbalrog]

@xxBabyDoll717xx what does simon giving out 5 milion have to do with our shitty economy

[mythromize]

@xxBabyDoll717xx Uhhhh yea......its Simon's Money...his personal money....SO STFU

[xxBabyDoll717xx]

@mythromize what's your problem. jealous that you can't get the money or jealous that you can NEVER make that kind of money?

[mythromize]

@xxBabyDoll717xx ha! I will never have simon money, but I can tell you that I already make wellllll over 300k a year......soooooo....guess ill survive???

[xxBabyDoll717xx]

@mythromize umm no you won't